Summary: Lucy and Loke go to a support group to deal with Loke's addiction…..not that Lucy is any better.

Pairings: one-sided Loke/Lucy, actual Loke/Lucy friendship, Natsu/Lucy, implied Cana/Natsu friendship, and Loke/Many others.

YouTube Prompt: Fairy Tail tribute to 'Because You Loved Me' by Celine Dion.

"Would you like to introduce yourself now?"

"I think she's talking to you, Lucy," Loke whispered loudly as he elbowed his 'Mistress' ("Please stop calling me that," Lucy sweat-dropped for the hundredth time, "people keep thinking we're having an affair and it keeps setting Natsu off.") in the stomach. "Go on, introduce yourself."

"I'm not the one that needs help," Lucy glared at Loke, "I'm only here to support you."

"That's nice dear," the group leader said kindly, "but you should still introduce yourself to everyone. It's only fair."

"Okay," Lucy said a little nervously. She stood up, stared round at the circle of people – she was still surprised to see certain familiar members of Blue Pegasus amongst them but then when she really thought about it, she shouldn't be all that surprised at all – and took a deep breath before she smiled. "Hi," she said loudly, "My name is Lucy Heartfilla, and I am not a sex addict but-"

"Bullshit!" Loke coughed.

Lucy's eye twitched at that. "Excuse me?" she growled. "What exactly does that mean?!"

"Come on Lucy," Loke smirked, "we all know the truth. You can't get enough of it. You've been obsessed with it since your sexual awakening to the point you have been caught sucking off-"

"Okay! Okay!" Lucy interrupted, bright red, furious, and extremely embarrassed. "I admit it!" she shrieked. "I'm a sex addict! I can't get enough of my boyfriend, ever since we moved our relationship to the next level all I can think about is ripping his clothes off with my teeth and fucking him into the next century. I want it all the time. There!" she spat out as she glared at Loke. "Are you happy now?"

"Not really," Loke said, though he had a grin about a mile long on his face, "I'm still here but this is certainly helped."

"You are the biggest, evil, fu-"

"LUCY!"

Everyone jumped as the door literally flew off its hinges and crashed into the wall opposite as a furious, pink-cheeked, Natsu stood at the door. "Don't do it Lucy!" Natsu bellowed. "I promise I'll get better at it!"

"N-N-Natsu!" Lucy stammered. "What are you doing here?!"

"The others told me! Lucy," Natsu stared at the blonde with a miserable expression, "have I really been that bad in bed?"

"No!" Lucy cried out. "Of course not, quite the opposite actually, why would you think that?"

"Because you're having therapy to stop having sex!" Natsu waved his arm round the room furiously. "I can do better, Luce, I promise," Natsu said eagerly, "Cana has already given me lots of tips, look!" he waved a crumpled piece of paper under her nose.

"You told Cana about our sex life?!" Lucy squeaked, mortified. "Natsu! How could you?!"

"You're the one going to a group meeting about it!"

"No," Lucy scowled, "I'm going to a group meeting to support Loke with his sex addiction!"

"I don't have a sex addiction!"

Loke was ignored as Natsu's eyes widened and his mouth opened up into a little 'oh' shape of surprise. "Oh," he said loudly, "OH! I see that makes more sense, God you weirdo," Natsu laughed, "Only you would go to a meeting filled with sex addicts with only Loke for company."

"Hey!" Loke pouted, "What is that supposed to mean?"

He was ignored.

"So you see now," Lucy said as she rested her palms against Natsu's chest, "that you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Nothing at all."

"Yeah," Natsu murmured distractedly as his eyes zoomed onto her lips, "still…." He said in a daze, "want to try Cana' tips anyway? They're rather interesting in a weird way."

"Sure…"

And suddenly Natsu and Lucy threw their arms round one another as they lips collided into a messy kiss. Natsu's hands moved down from Lucy's back, along her side, where he clutched her hips and pulled her closer, and then finally landed onto her bottom as he grabbed hold of her and forced her to jump up into his arms. Lucy gasped delightedly as she wrapped her legs round Natsu's waist and returned to snogging him as she allowed him to carry her out of the room.

"…."

"…."

"…"

"….see?" Loke crossed his arms smugly, "Complete addict. I'm not the one with the problem here."

"We are not here to judge," the group leader chided gently, "only to support people. Now why don't you introduce yourself and then we'll move onto the next activity."

"Fine," Loke rolled his eyes as he stood up, "Hi, my name is Loke, or Leo, or whatever you wish to call me. I'm single, gorgeous, stylishly dressed, and definitely know how to treat a lady," he winked at the group leader who stared back unimpressed. "Heh," he smiled sheepishly, "I am here because my Mistress, erm, I'm a Celestial Spirit and she's a Celestial Mage, we're not having an affair, although I'm obviously the better choice for her when she's ready to realise it. Anyway!" Loke said hurriedly as he realised several people were glaring at him impatiently. "My Mistress said I have a problem and I was either to attend these meetings or get neutered."

"And why is that?" the group leader asked softly.

"Eh," Loke shrugged, "something about how my dating life has almost got her killed. So I've been busy when she's needed me but I never abandoned her to a horrible death, Virgo always covers me just in case, and so some of my ex-girlfriends had tried to murder her, Natsu and the others were always there to help her defend herself. She's just overreacting."

For some reason he could see a lot of people sweat-dropping at that. "I see," the group leader said hesitatingly, "well, welcome to our group, Loke. No one here will judge you, we all have suffered this addiction-"

"I'm not an addict!" Loke protested. "I'm just a lover not a fighter, and my," he suddenly turned to the girl next to him, "I've been admiring your beauty all afternoon. Your eyes shine like stars and your lips look like rose petals, what are you doing tonight?"

Lucy staggered back in furiously - her hair rumpled, half of her top as pulled down to reveal a damp spot on her bra, her lips swollen, and kiss marks already forming on her neck – and she held up her key and pointed it at Loke.

"I swear to God, take this seriously," she hissed, "or I will neuter you."

"I'm sure this is a breach in our contract," Loke muttered darkly to himself.

Lucy didn't argue with Loke at this point as Natsu grabbed her arm and pulled her back out….strangely enough all three of them were asked to never come back. Loke was cheerfully blamed Lucy and Natsu for rubbing their sex lives into people's faces but Lucy flatly pointed out it was because Loke hadn't taken it seriously enough and flirted with every single female member at the group meeting

Loke immediately went in search of a new support group, which had only male members, the next day….if only because Erza started to sharpen her swords at Lucy's request.