Summary: Inspired by Royal Wedding by Meg Cabot (can I just say how excited and gleeful I am that my childhood now has an adult epilogue?! It's a little weird to know that the characters I loved as a ten year old have now grown into adults who play role-playing games in the bedroom but it's so hilarious and fantastically written), Erza reveals a fantasy of hers…Jellal pretty much has no choice but to act it out.

Pairings: some implied Natsu/Lucy, implied Gajeel/Levy, implied Erza/Cake, andErza/Jellal

YouTube Prompt: Fairy Tail girls' tribute to 'Wannabe' by the Spice Girls.

It was a quiet day in the guild and Erza was fully indulging in her favourite activity – eating cake while she sat with her feet up in Jellal's lap and watched the world go by. It was pleasant, soothing, and totally enjoyable as she spied on her friends being noisy and violent as ever.

Natsu and Gajeel had been fighting over the last bit of chilli chicken from Mira's barbeque when it spiralled out of control into another infamous Fairy Tail brawl that resulted with Natsu flying, face first, into Lucy's chest, and then the disrespectful pervert took advantage of the situation.

Usually Erza would be the first person to fly in and punch Natsu in the defence of Lucy's virtue but Jellal was doing something very nice and relaxing to her feet and Lucy seemed to be doing a pretty good job of defending her own virtue.

"Mmm!" Erza moaned as Jellal sooth the arch of her foot. "That's nice," she told him," do it again," he obeyed instantly with the smallest of smiles and Erza almost melted against the guild wall. She turned her attention back to her friends in time to see Gajeel stuffing his face with an old toaster while glimpsing up Levy's skirt as she stood on a stool trying to get Lucy's attention. "God!" she said in disgust. "Is all what you boys think about is sex and food?"

"…..pretty much," Jellal admitted sheepishly, "Why?" he asked. "Don't you girls think about those things as well?"

"No we think about it – and food – all the time, too," Erza said calmly, "but more in a narrative context where the girl ends up being trapped in a secret room full of cake with a bed in the middle of it and then you come in dressed in full armour and go 'put down that cake and prithee get naked'"

She then flushed bright pink as she realised she had just revealed one of her greatest fantasies. For years now (okay that might be a tiny bit of an exaggeration but still!) she had dreamt of Jellal sweeping her off her feet dressed as her knight in shining armour and carrying over the threshold to a room filled with her favourites cakes before he makes love to her on top of a very delicious mandarin sponge…..

"…..I'm not sure how sex would work with armour," Jellal said eventually, his cheeks were pink as Natsu's hair and there was the smallest trail of blood running from his nose, "and I'm not even sure where I would get one at such short notice. Bickslow's wouldn't fit me."

Erza felt a smile blossom into a smirk on her face as excitement and plans bubbled up inside her. "That's okay," she said as she leaped out of her seat, "I can wear the armour," and she then transformed into her black purgatory armour – one of her sexiest ones according to her friends – and thrusted a sword into Jellal's face. "Come with me and prithee get naked."

"As my Lady wishes," Jellal murmured huskily, which did all sort of things to Erza on the inside, "but what about the cake?"

"Don't worry," Erza grinned, "I have plenty of cake in my bedroom."