Summary: A bad guy believes the most powerful mages in Fairy Tail is the boys…..boy is he wrong.

Pairings: General friendship feels with a little smidge of Gray/Juvia.

YouTube Prompt: Fairy Tail tribute to 'Human' by the Killers.

Natsu is sure he has been in worse situations than this one. None come to mind as he is chained in magic resistant chains, hung upside down, and next to a naked Gray, with all his fellow male members also captured (Laxus did not look happy about this, they were so going to never hear the end of how stupid they were to allow themselves to all be drugged on their boy's night out) as some egotistical arsehole just kept going on and on and on….

But Natsu is sure he has been in a worse situation.

He just still can't think of one.

"….And now," the bad guy carried on in a melodramatic voice that made them all roll their eyes, "that I have all the powerful mages of Fairy Tail within my power, I can finally harvest you magic in order to-"

"Wait," Natsu interrupted, "What?!"

"Yeah," Gray agreed disbelievingly, "You think we're the most the most powerful?!"

"Are you mad?!" Warren cried out.

"Completely stupid?" Jet suggested.

"Insane?!" Macao asked.

"What?" the bad guy snapped in irritation. "What do you mean by that?!"

"Well," Freed said uncomfortably as she shifted around. It appeared he was suffering from some sort of wedgie or something (Natsu will have to laugh at that later). "What about the girls?!"

"What do you mean what about the girls?!" the bad guy mocked. "They're girls. Girls aren't all that powerful."

"…."

"….."

"…."

"…"

"….Shit," Gajeel said finally, breaking the silence of everyone staring at the bad guy dumbfounded, "Shitting hell. You're kidding me, right?"

"Oh God," Freed groaned sympathetically, "You poor thing. You have no idea what you got yourself into."

"God," Gray said disgustedly, "you're an idiot."

"You're doomed," Bickslow said simply.

"Doomed! Doomed! Doomed!"

(Yes, even Bickslow's babies had been kidnapped and chained on the wall next to him.)

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" the bad guy shrieked, his eye twitching manically. It was enough to make several members cringe back and shudder. "They're just girls."

"How unmanly of you!" Elfman burst out. "A lady's gender does not stop them from being strong and powerful and MAN!"

Several people rolled their eyes at that but Natsu nodded in agreement. Sometimes he thought Erza and Lucy were manlier than half the boys in the guild.

"There's nothing 'just' about them," Laxus drawled, completely bored now. "I'm pretty sure most of them are secretly demons, they're clever, strong, vicious, and completely psychotic."

"Shh!" Natsu hissed fearfully. "Erza might hear you and yank your guts out through your throat!"

Laxus shrugged. "Might be a refreshing change from being hung upside down without my coat," he glared at the bad guy. "Let me go and I might just be merciful which is something the girls definitely won't be."

"I….I…don't understand," the bad guy's eye twitched again, "what do you mean the girls?"

"Oh Jeeze," Gray rolled his eyes, "this one is stupider than Natsu, and that's saying something."

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"

"YOU HEARD ME!"

Unsurprisingly, Natsu and Gray burst into another fight…..well attempted to, since they were chained to a wall and were unable to use magic, they merely kept head butting each other.

Everyone sweat-dropped, Laxus looked constipated he was so annoyed, and Gajeel briefly dreamt of murdering the pair of them. Instead he glowered darkly at the bad guy. "Ain't it obvious?" he growled. "The girls are the powerful ones in our guild."

"But….but…..but…."

"And they're coming here," Warren smirked, "in one….two….thr-"

BANG!

The wall opposite them exploded into smithereens. The bad guy was suddenly flung across the room and landed against Gajeel's legs.

Gajeel had no problem kicking him hard and sending the bad guy sprawling across the floor as everyone else coughed loudly.

All the dust caused by the explosion was getting to them, their eye sight blurred slightly as a dark aura of sheer evilness sent shivers down their spines. Dark, rather sexy if you asked the boys, silhouettes of the girls could be seen.

Then the dust cleared and they caught sight of the twisted, furious, dangerously angry, expressions on each and every female's face, yes, that even included Wendy, and they all blanched.

"So," Erza said in her most dangerous and calm voice, she pulled out her sword and it shimmered fiercely, "you're the arsehole that kidnapped our boys."

"I…..I….I…."

Levy's pen suddenly glowed a dark red, Cana held up her cards that looked like they were going to explode, Bisca removed the safety of her gun, Lucy's whip had static coming out of it, and the Strauss sister's eyes had a terrifying twinkle in them, something that suggested they were not entirely human.

But it was all nothing, nothing, compared to the dark, evil, aura that leaked out of the demonically furious mage who grabbed the bad guy by the throat and squeezed tightly. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JUVIA'S GRAY-SAMA?!" she screamed into his face.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

The boys all shuddered as they watched the girls leap into attack mode.

They were going to have nightmares for weeks because of this.