Summary: Some dialogue stolen from Blackadder's Comic Relief episode. Err….I mean inspired by Blackadder's Comic Relief episode. Gajeel is too tired and Natsu is an idiot.
Pairings: Gajeel/Natsu friendship….sort of….probably not, Lucy/Happy friendship, and implied Natsu/Lucy.
YouTube Prompt: Fairy Tail tribute to 'Anything But Ordinary' by Avril Lavigne.
It was a typical day at the guild which meant, of course, that Natsu was being incredibly annoying, and loud, and playful, and silly, and stupidly sweet, but irritating, and did Lucy mention annoying?!
Already half the guild walked out to do their own thing after Natsu had shouted in their ear, caused a brawl that ruined Reedus' latest artwork that he had been in the middle of painting, and disgusted them with his arm farting competition with Elfman and Happy.
He then belly danced on the tables (again), did a fire show (and almost burnt Wendy's hair which caused her to leave the guild building with Charle), and now he kept throwing things at Gajeel's head.
Gajeel, who had only just got in this morning from a three week job and was therefore exhausted, glared fiercely at Natsu. "Do that again," he growled, "and I will punch you so hard, you'll land back into last week."
Natsu grinned his childish, falsely innocent, grin in reply and after scrutinising him for a further twenty three seconds, Gajeel was satisfied Natsu understood and turned his head back to his drink.
…..And instantly had one of Reedus' paintbrushes thrown at his head.
"THAT'S IT!" Gajeel roared as he leaped out of his seat. "I'm going to fucking kill yo-AH!" he yawned loudly and staggered ever so slightly into the table. "Fuck!" he mumbled to himself as he rubbed his eyes. "Natsu," Gajeel said quietly with a solemn seriousness that almost seemed unnatural for a Fairy Tail mage. "I'm too fucking tired to actually punch you," he held up his fist, "so do me a favour and just run into this for me."
"Okay!"
Natsu then immediately ran across the room, charging at full speed, before he bashed into Gajeel's metal fist (that Gajeel sneakily transformed while Natsu was in mid-run), and flew back into a couple chairs and table.
Lucy and Happy both sweat-dropped at the sight. "Natsu is such an idiot," Lucy mumbled, mortified, to Happy.
"Aye sir!"
"Come on," she picked up her book," let's get out of here before he embarrasses us some more."
"Can we get some fish?"
"Sure," Lucy shrugged as she and Happy hurriedly walked past Natsu's unconscious body, "why not?"
(Meanwhile Natsu pouted as he wondered what the hell he was doing wrong in his attempts to get Lucy's attention. Gray made it look so fucking easy, all he had to do is walk in a room and everyone was staring at his naked body and telling him to put clothes on.)