Summary: Nashi is kidnapped for the last time...from her parents that is, and by Ur Fullbuster.

Pairings: Implied Natsu/Lucy, parental Natsu/Nashi, parental Lucy/Nashi, implied one-sided Taurus/Lucy, implied Nashi/Ur/Gilly/Edward friendship, and Ur/Nashi.

YouTube Prompt: I know I requested it before but I would still really, really, like to see a Natsu/Lucy video to 'I'd Lie' by Taylor Swift.

At the age of twenty four, Nashi really ought to know better when her parents were trying to trick her.

Her mother and father had just come back from another long-term mission and instantly her mother begged and pleaded for Nashi to come and have dinner. Nashi had no problem with that (she certainly missed her Mum's cooking) and she then stayed up with a bottle of wine and a proper catch up with her mother which turned into her staying the night in her old bedroom.

Then, of course, her Dad insisted on her day together fishing (so boring!) and they ended up having another dinner with her mother cooking the fish they caught, and then sleepily, Nashi belatedly realised her father had tucked her back into her old bed with a loving kiss on her forehead.

The third day it was her Mum who was the culprit, begging for some 'girl time' and dragged Nashi through every shop of Magnolia (and much to Nashi's embarrassment her father was not far behind whinging as he carried the shopping bags and accidentally destroying things) before insisting on cooking another one of Nashi's old favourites, and then an evening of 'family time' where they played games and shouted at her father for trying to cheat.

She jolted awake when she once again realised that she was in her childhood bed and decided enough was enough. She was leaving before her mother used the big, tearful, eyes, and her father started to pout.

(You know sometimes she really hated being the only child, it means all of her parents' attention was entirely focused on her.)

There was no way she could try and sneak out through her own bedroom door and out of the front door. Previously experience has taught her that her father trained himself to listen out for her in his sleep and within five minutes of leaving the house she is usually thrown over his shoulder and carried back to the house kicking and screaming.

It really put a dampener on her social life.

So she had no choice but to revert back to her teenage habits and climb out of the window but she didn't get very far as she leaned out and spotted Loke leaning against the wall, trying to be cool.

He glanced up and smirked.

Infuriated she didn't even bother replying before she slammed her window shut, stomped to her bed, and sulked cross-armed and cross-legged for most the night.

She was twenty four years old and being held captive by her parents.

Damnit!

The fourth day started of badly and Nashi spent all morning glaring at her parents, her father had no shame and continued to stuff himself like the pig he was while her mother smiled sheepishly and explained it was just because they missed Nashi so much and they just wanted some time with her before they had to go away again, and surely a few more days with them wasn't really that bad?

By the end of breakfast Nashi found herself not only agreeing to stay for a whole extra week but to do the dishes as well.

Her mother was an evil mastermind.

And so the next few days Nashi was forced into spending a great deal of time with her family and every night there was a Celestial Spirit guarding her bedroom window (you'd think her mother didn't trust her or something), and Nashi was beginning to really wish she was back at home, without intrusive, cheesy, annoying, parents, but with the nice hum that Ur did in his sleep where he wasn't quite snoring but she wouldn't call it quiet either.

"Just a few more days," she muttered as she brushed her teeth, "just a few more days and I can officially escape without them complaining."

She spat out the toothpaste, hollered goodnight to her parents as she passed their bedroom door, and firmly closed her own as she reached to turn the light –

"Don't," a voice rasped in her ear as a hand covered her mouth, "say a word."

"Hmmph!"

"I said 'don't say a word', Jeeze woman," Ur complained, "what part of that didn't yo-OW!" he squealed as Nashi bit down on his finger. "What the hell?! Seriously? What the hell?!"

"What do you think was going to happen?" Nashi hissed. "Sneaking up on me like that? You're lucky I didn't break your – wait," she blinked, "one of my Mum's spirits was guarding the house, how did you get in?"

"Taurus really wasn't that hard to defeat," Ur said calmly, "you should tell your Mum to leave a challenge outside in future."

Normally Nashi would be upset that one of her many teachers and surrogate uncle/aunt had been injured but….well, Nashi always found it difficult to be fond of Taurus who used to spend every lesson going on how hot her mother was.

Ur probably didn't even scratch the cow spirit properly, not like her father who had almost succeeded in turning Taurus to ashes once.

"Why are you here?" Nashi snapped instead. "Are you asking for a death wish? Dad has been looking for an excuse to kill you since we told him we were dating."

"You mean," Ur smirked, "since you screamed it in his face."

"Shut up!" Nashi flushed. It really wasn't one of her best moments and it wasn't exactly something she wanted to relive. "You didn't answer my question!"

"My girlfriend suddenly disappeared and left me in a cold, empty, flat for over a week," Ur dead-panned, "I wonder why I would want her to come home?" he asked sarcastically.

"I can't help it that my parents virtually kidnapped me!"

"Yeah, you can," Ur argued, "You just like the attention that comes from being rescued too much to just save yourself."

Nashi rolled her eyes. "My parents haven't exactly chained me to a wall, Ur."

Unlike the last thirty out of two hundred seventy three of her past kidnappings. She would like to point out that Ur had been kidnapped alongside her for at least twenty five per cent of those and he has officially been kidnapped just as many times as she has, so there!

"I really wouldn't put it past your father for trying," Ur said dryly, "but that doesn't matter because after tonight, he won' be able to argue with you living with me."

Nashi eyed her boyfriend suspiciously, well, as best as she could in the dark. "Why won't he?" she asked.

"Because as of tomorrow you will no longer be Nashi Dragneel," Ur said smugly as he suddenly grabbed Nashi by the waist and pulled her closer, "You'll be Nashi Fullbuster and he can't argue against a legal contract."

"Do I not get any say in this at all?"

"Of course not," Ur then suddenly threw Nashi over his shoulder and slapped her backside, "This is a kidnapping."

"Wait, what?!" Ur clambered onto the window sill and before Nashi could really put up a fight, he leaped out. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"No you're not!" Ur laughed as they landed on the forest floor safely. "You going to swoon and let me have my wicked way with you."

"You've been reading far too many of Gilly-Chan's books!" Nashi accused him.

"Well then," he jostled her as he quickly made his way towards the trees, "you shouldn't leave them lying around while you're borrowing them."

Nashi would have smacked him one but she saw her parents' bedroom light turn on and people across the country could have easily heard her father bellow. "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL THAT PUNK!"

"Ur," Nashi said warningly, "I seriously hope you have a back-up plan because my Dad is beginning to catch up-"

As if the prove her point the scent of burnt grass as her father zoomed after them could be smelt miles away.

"O ye of little faith," Ur said as he began to run faster, "of course I have."

"Well, now would be a good time to use it!"

"Any minute!"

"Be too late, he's catch-"

HONK! HONK!

Nashi screamed as Ur suddenly threw her over his shoulder into a moving car, she probably would have slid right out if Gilly-Chan's slim, skinny, but really strong, arms hadn't grabbed hold of her and pulled her back in.

Ur then leaped in after her and almost made it when Nashi's father suddenly pulled on his ankle and clung onto it for dear life. "ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!" Ur screamed as undoubtedly her Dad burned him. "EDWARD! STEP ON IT!"

"Roger that!"

Nashi felt her own stomach do flips and somersaults as Edward proved once again just who exactly taught him to drive and almost killed them all as he avoided all the trees last minute, the loud repeated thumps, told Nashi that her Dad had hit each and every single tree on the way, and then the vomiting could be heard.

It was not surprising at all that Ur was able to kick him away and crawl into the car. They sped off onto an actual road with ease and an unnatural quietness.

"And there you are, "Ur finally panted out, "you're now officially kidnapped."

"Good thing too," Nashi laughed, "Because otherwise Mum is going to kill us for doing that to Dad."

Everyone grimaced. "Probably going to need to make it a long kidnapping," Ur muttered darkly, "you think anyone would mind if we don't return home until after our third child?!"

"Who the hell said we were going to have three kids?!"

And that was the last time Nashi Dragneel was ever kidnapped.

Unfortunately two months later it proved that Nashi Fullbuster was just as kidnap-able as Nashi Dragneel much to the frustration and annoyance of her husband.