This is a series I thought of not too long ago. Don't worry, I'll get back to my Amphibia/Percy Jackson Crossover soon.
Here's some info about the Characters in this AU.
Also, I own Neither Star Wars or Blackadder
Episode One:
A remote green planet - Bogano - is shown. A few seconds later, the shape of a Triangular ship looms over it. An Arquitens-class class Command Cruiser, or Imperial Light Cruiser (Look it up) flies through the ocean of space in the slightly more shallow waters of the Planet's System.
Cut to a metal corridor in the ship. Commander Blackadder - Dressed in a black Imperial Officer uniform - is waiting outside of a large door labelled 'CAUTION: TRASH COMPACTOR!'. Many Shouts and screams of a single person come from within.
Blackadder: (Banging on the door while speaking in an Impatient Tone) Hurry up in there, Baldrick!
There is a flushing sound, and Blackadder stands to the side as the doors open, revealing a very sodden and even more filthy than usual Baldrick covered in rubbish.
Baldrick: (Holds up a large ornate spear) Is this what you wanted, sir?
Blackadder: Yes, you've found the ancient spear I plan to sell.
Baldrick: (Curiously) Sir, why don't you get a droid instead of getting me to do things like this?
Blackadder: Because you're cheaper.
Baldrick: There was a droid on Coruscant last week that's just a single credit!
Blackadder: Like I said, you're cheaper.
...
Cut to the command deck of the cruiser. Several officers are doing their jobs while Blackadder lounges in a comfortable swivel chair he has installed. Baldrick stands to his right.
Blackadder: This is the life! Several spots of bribery, trickery, and the regrettable moments of me being in danger... and I get an easy job at a planet where nothing ever happens.
Random officer: Sir, there's an incoming transmission from Grand Admiral Melchett.
Blackadder: (Annoyed) Unless that happens. Say your prayers it's nothing that bad, everyone!
He presses a button on his chair and swivels round. A hologram of General Melchett appears in the middle of the Platform. He has a similar appearance to General Melchett from the Real Show, except he has a white uniform found on a Grand Admiral unless someone is impersonating one or Playing Dress-up.
Melchett: Good evening, Captain! (His tone is more cheerful than usual. Never a good sign.) I have a very special assignment for you!
Blackadder: Let's hear it, then sir.
Melchett: You remember young George?
Blackadder: I'd almost forgotten, thankfully.
Melchett: He graduated yesterday. He is being sent to your ship as a Second-in-Command to learn the ropes.
Blackadder: Yes Sir.
The transmission ceases. Blackadder looks remarkably calm. Without a word, he walks out of the room.
Blackadder: (Loud enough for his voice to travel through space) BLAAAAAAASSSTT!
Baldrick: He doesn't sound very happy...
..
Brand-new Imperial officer George walks into the Command deck of the Serpentine. He walks up to Blackadder, and salutes with a stupid grin on his face.
George: What ho, Commander Blackadder! How are you?
Blackadder: Unfortunately George, I just acquired a horrendous headache.
George: Oh dear. Ah, well. Could be worse. (He walks over to Baldrick) How are you, old chum?
Baldrick: Pretty good, Sir.
George: Why do you smell of rubbish?
Blackadder: Long story. Baldrick, go show him round.
Baldrick and George leave. Blackadder pinches the bridge of his nose, muttering something about people with brains the size of a pea.
...
Baldrick is showing George the escape pods.
George: So, when do you think we'll be fighting those blasted Rebels?
Baldrick is about to answer that they've only encountered five rebels during their time on this ship when he trips over a Mouse droid. He then proceeds to fall into an escape pod. George goes to help him up, but trips over the mouse droid like Baldrick did. He grabs the door-frame- hatch-frame? And swings sideways, taking a tumble and pressing several controls.
George: That's not good!
The hatch closes and the pod jettisons onto the planet below...
...
Blackadder is talking to George and Baldrick, who are communicating to him via transmission.
Blackadder: So let me get this straight. You tripped over a Mouse Droid, fell into an escape pot, and accidentally jettisoned it?
Baldrick: That pretty much sums it up, Sir.
Blackadder: (Irritably) All right, I'll come down in a shuttle to get you!
He turns off the transmission, cursing under his breath and storming out of the room.
...
Baldrick and Percy are in a grassy, somewhat wet field, standing next to the escape pod.
Baldrick: (Staring into the distance) Lieutenant?
George: Yes, Baldrick?
Baldrick: This planet is supposed to be uninhabited, is that right?
George: Well, yes it is, Baldrick!
Baldrick: Then what are those in the distance?
George looks.
George: It looks like a small group of speeders with armed people in Rebell Uniforms on them.
The Gravity of the situation dawns on George, and a few seconds later, Baldrick. They draw blaster pistols.
...
An Imperial shuttle lands next to the escape pod. Paldrick and Percy are not there. Blackadder exits the craft. He looks around.
Blackadder: Where have those two numbskulls got to?
Suddenly, he hears voices, and hides behind the escape pod. Two Rebel Soldiers come up, wielding blaster rifles.
Rebel soldier #1: We'd better search the shuttle!
Rebel Soldier #2: I'll do it. You stand Guard.
Rebel Soldier #1: No, you stand guard. I'll search the ship.
As the pair of them Argue, Blackadder draws his blaster pistol, and sets the weapon to 'Sting'.
Our Main Protagonist raises the blaster and fires two yellow bolts, hitting both Rebel Soldiers by the hand holding the blaster rifles and making them drop them.
He steps out, quickly setting the blaster to 'Lethal Force'.
Blackadder: Good afternoon, gentlemen.
Rebel Soldier#1: It's Morning.
Blackadder: Why are you here?
Rebel Soldier #2: We'll never tell you! You hear me? NEVER!
...
Cut to inside the shuttle, both rebels being tied up with Blackadder brandishing a pair of filthy underpants in their faces.
Rebel Soldier #1: (Screaming) AND THERE'S A REBEL BASE TWO MILES FROM HERE AND WE CAPTURED A PAIR OF IMPERIALS AN HOUR AGO!
Blackadder: Thank you gents. (He moves up the ladder to the cockpit) Stay here while I call for reinforcements. And don't try anything or I'll torture you again!
Rebel Soldier #2: NOT THAT PLEASE NO!
...
Cut to inside a stone-brick cell. George and Baldrick are sitting inside it.
George: Those Interrogators were a bit rude, weren't they?
Baldrick: When they hit us and yelled at us and jabbed us in the bum with an electric prod?
George: Yes, i got a bit annoyed when they did that.
Sounds of blaster fire. The pair of Imperials sit up, alert and ready.
The door opens to reveal Blackadder.
Blackadder: (Sarcastically) Good evening, chaps. It appears you stumbled on a rebel base. Well done.
He throws the underpants to Baldrick
Blackadder: You can have your only spare pants back, Baldrick. I didn't need them to ward off any creatures after all.
Baldrick: Thank you sir.
...
Cut to the Bridge of the Serpentine. Grand Admiral Melchett is calling them.
Malchett: You found an imperial Base on your first day, George! Well done! And well done to you, blackadder, for arresting the traitors! Baaaahhhh!
Blackadder: Thank you Sir.
Melchett: As a Reward, I am promoting you to captain! I am transferring you to be in charge of the Star Destroyer Melchett's Moustache. My ship when I was a mere Captain. You'll be putting down Wookiee rebels on Kashyyyk.
Blackadder: (Not pleased about this at all and intending to get out of it) Sir-
Melchett: I'm sorry, I can't talk much longer. I'm having a meeting with the rest of high Command. Set off to the Melchett's Moustache tomorrow or I'll have you court-martialed. Good day. Or night, whichever you're having. BAAAAAHHH!
He cuts the transmission. Slowly, Captain Blackadder turns to George and Baldrick with a venomous look on his face.
Blackadder: (His voice dripping with Sarcasm) I'm SO glad I Didn't leave you both on that forsaken planet!
...
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