Summary: Either Lucy's brain died from all the drinking or she was too scared of Erza, either way I'm surprised she didn't take advantage of being 'Master' to kick everyone out of her apartment. Alternative to the Christmas chapter.

Pairings: General friendship feels, Gray/Juvia, implied Gajeel/Levy, and Natsu/Lucy.

YouTube Prompt: Natsu/Lucy video to 'Hungry Eyes' by Eric Carmen.

"Whooooooooooooooo's the Master?!"

Reluctantly everyone dug their hand into the jar Erza had shoved in their faces and pulled out a stick. Lucy had been against this party from the very beginning…..mainly because she didn't know it was happening until everyone piled into her house and pulled out their bottles of mulled wine out, but Gajeel sitting next to her butt naked was the last straw.

"It's me," Lucy smiled as she saw the guild mark on her stick, "I'm the Master," she smirked and then she levelled her best glare at everyone…..which did nothing at all because most people were still glancing at Erza nervously. "All of the numbers out of my apartment!" she barked.

"You can't do that!" Erza cried out.

"I'm the Master, aren't I?" Lucy challenged.

"….Yes," Erza mumbled.

"And you have to obey my command, right?"

"…Yes."

"And you didn't think I would have you all kicked out for destroying my apartment and subjecting eyes to THAT!" Lucy pointed at Gajeel's crotch. "I am going to have nightmares for LIFE!"

"Thanks," Gajeel muttered.

"Juvia would much rather spend Christmas with just Gray-sama anyway," Juvia smiled lovingly at Gray, "So Juvia and Gray-sama will leave now."

"But-"

"Merry Christmas Love Rival!" Juvia called outs she dragged Gray out by the collar of his shirt (it was amazing that he kept his clothes on for so long). "Juvia will see you tomorrow!"

"Take me home Donkey and Reindeer!" Charle commanded. "My paws are not to touch the icy cold ground at all."

"Aye Sir!"

"…I should have stayed in Edolas."

"Come on Shrimp," Gajeel grumbled, "I'll walk you and the crazy one," he glared at Erza who was mumbling to herself in disappointment, "home."

"Not until you put your clothes back on!"

And with that, everyone began to walk out of Lucy's front door. Juvia was long gone having kidnapped Gray, Lily and Happy panting underneath Charle who sat on both of them, arms and legs crossed and her head held up high, Gajeel trying to buckle his jeans one handed as he draped the other arm round Levy, Erza sulkily shuffling behind them, and Natsu casually walking by.

Lucy immediately stopped him as she grabbed him by the scarf and yanked him back "And where do you think you're going?" she asked in a dangerous voice.

"….out," Natsu said nervously, sweating ever so slightly as Lucy levelled him with an intense, dark, look. Her cheeks were still flushed and he could smell the alcohol on her breath. She was still drunk, and drunk Lucy was a little scary. "Like you ordered me to."

"Oh no," Lucy murmured in a sultry tone, "you're going nowhere," she pushed Natsu against the wall and slammed the door shut before she slid right up against him, "I still haven't made you purr yet."

Natsu gulped.

Lucy's hands trailed up and down his chest and stomach. "Purr for me, Natsu!" she ordered.

(A few hours later Wendy woke up to some very strange noises coming from Lucy's bed and very slowly and quietly she crept out of Lucy's apartment….who knew that Natsu could purr? Wendy really wished she didn't.)