Summary: Inspired by an episode of 3rd Rock from the Sun, Modern AU, Jellal doesn't call Erza after their date….Erza doesn't take it well.

Pairings: Erza/Jellal

YouTube Prompt: Natsu/Lucy video to 'Charlie Puth' by Marvin Gaye and Meghan Trainor,

"No, no, no, no," Jellal murmured, panicked, as he crawled the very floor on his hands and knees desperately, "this can't be happening! This can't be happening!" he wailed. "Where is it?!"

It had been three days since he had been on a date with the hottest girl in the universe who also happened to be the smartest, funniest, nicest person he had ever met, and he hadn't called her.

He hadn't called her!

And all because he lost her phone number. Somewhere, somehow, the little piece of paper slipped out of his pocket and he can't find it!

She was going to think he was scum, that he was no better than the dirt beneath her shoe, and that he didn't like her. God what if she moved on already? What if she found some-?

BANG!

Jellal sat on the floor, frozen with horror, as he watched his door burst open right off its hinges, bounce off the door, and slammed loudly onto the floor.

He coughed and spluttered as dust filled the room.

A dark shadow appeared and Jellal desperately rubbed the dust out of his eyes in time for the mist the dust caused fade away and Erza to step forward in all of her magnificent beauty.

Of course she was not immaculate, her hair was wild and tangled, there were black streaks under her eyes that suggested she had been crying, and she was still wearing the tight, black, and incredibly sexy dress that she wore three days ago…..

But God, if she didn't look like a sexy Amazonian Goddess that took his breath away then Jellal didn't know who did.

"Hello Erza," Jellal said weakly, "what brings you here?"

"Hello Jellal," Erza smiled dangerously, "you didn't call."

Jellal stammered something, he didn't know what because his mind went numb, but it must have been something good because instead of murdering him (like she looked like she was about to), Erza was kissing him instead.

Then she ensured that he knew her phone number by heart and left him to deal with his landlord about broken door and the trashed apartment.

….If Jellal didn't know better, he would have said Erza planned to have him evicted right from the start.