Summary: Lily walks in on Gajeel and Levy's latest roleplay…..
Pairings: Gajeel/Levy and some general friendship feels.
YouTube Prompt: Fairy Tail tribute to 'I Wanna Be' from the Soul Eater soundtrack.
"Hey Gajeel," Lily said conversationally as he flew into Gajeel's bedroom, "we have run out of mil….." he tailed off as he took in some of the most horrific sights (and he used to be a soldier before he became a Fairy Tail mage so this was definitely saying something) he had ever seen.
Gajeel's arse, crotch, and legs had leather painted on them, his breeches (yes, breeches) were so tight. He topped this off with a great big, pirate-y, blowy, white shirt accessorised with his black hair tied into a ponytail, riding boots, and a riding crop that he had just slapped against his thigh.
On the bed, Levy was sprawled out, wearing some sort of tartier version of a regency dress. The white material stuck in all the places Lily didn't want his eyes to be drawn too as the blow skirt was raked over her thighs and the corset, low-cut, bodice forced what little breasts she had to the forefront.
"…..what are you doing?"
Shit! Why did Lily ask that? He didn't want to know! He could live happily never knowing but no he had to open his big fat mouth…..this was Happy's fault, his nosiness and stupidity was obviously contagious.
"Roleplaying," Gajeel grunted.
Lily could have left it at that, he really could have, but before his brain told him that his mouth opened. "Never heard of roleplaying that consisted of blowy white shirts and tight leather breeches," he commented dryly.
"It's a bodice ripping roleplaying!" Levy giggled. Her cheeks flushed with excitement and her hazel eyes sparkling with mirth. "Gajeel is going to help me act out some of my favourite erotica novels."
"Gihihihihihihihihihi."
Lily really wished he never asked now.
"Well," he coughed awkwardly, "you have fun with that." He then immediately shot out of the room just as Gajeel called Levy a wench and told her to get on her knee. Guh! Lily shuddered. That was going to haunt Lily's nightmares for years to come. "I should have stayed in Edolas," Lily muttered as he flew across the apartment towards the front door (though, unfortunately, not quickly enough to not hear Levy's dress being ripped off of her and her excited squeal), "Prince Jellal was never going to lose his virginity let alone play bodice ripping roleplaying."