(A/N: I'm gonna say this once, only once, and I swear to god if I get more reviews about it I'm just gonna remove the last three or so chapters cause it's annoying me, Geryuganshoop and Tatsumaki are NOT. GOING. TO. BE. A. THING. They are just friends so PLEASE stop asking me if they're going to be a thing, geez)

What does the world's greatest hero pack when he's preparing to go on vacation, this is the question that was going through Saitama's mind at the moment, excluding the greatest hero part, as he stared at an open and empty suitcase. Because the truth was never in his whole life had Saitama had a vacation, sure he'd gone places and seen some cool things, but he never went on a trip or to a location with the goal being to just screw around for a few days before going back to routine. And so as he stood there in his apartment just blankly staring at the finely made storage item, he wondered just what do people take on vacations anyway? He knew they probably took a camera for photos but he didn't really want to have some pile of pictures he'd rarely look at, he figured they probably took "special" clothes meant for times like this but he only had his regular clothes and his costume, and he was almost positive that people like to buy cheap souvenirs to remember the trip by but considering this was going to be at an association resort there wouldn't be any of those.

No matter how much thought he put into it or how much pondering he did Saitama didn't really know what he should take to a resort beyond the basics of clothes, a tooth brush, and maybe his costume should something happen while he's there. So after just standing there blankly staring at his suitcase for about five minutes he reached into his pocket and pulled out his cellphone as to call someone who might be able to help him.

"Hello?" The voice of Fubuki spoke after a few seconds of ringing.

"Hey Fubuki it's me Saitama." He said which seemed to catch her off guard.

"Oh hello Saitama!" She exclaimed but in a pleasantly surprised manor and not an overly excited one "What's going on? everything alright?" She asked as this was the first time he had ever called her.

"Mhm everything's fine, I was just wondering if you could help me with something." He answered.

"Oh? what is it?" She questioned.

"The association's sending all of S class on this vacation to one of their resorts next week, but I've never been on a vacation and-"

"You've never been on a vacation?!" Fubuki asked cutting him off.

"Well before I was a hero I had no time to really go on one, and then after I became a hero there's never been a good chance to take one as I'd never be left alone." He explained.

"I guess it would be hard for you to get away with all of the fans." She replied.

"Mhm, anyway so since I'm going on vacation next week and it'll be the first REAL vacation I've ever had, I was wondering if you could help me figure out what I should pack for it." He explained.

"Oh sure that shouldn't be too hard at all." She assured before the sounds of her getting up from her seat could be heard "I'll be right over so we can get started, sound good?" She asked.

"Sure, see you in a bit." He answered before ending the call.

Even though it would only take Fubuki a short bit to get to his apartment Saitama still decided to get as relaxed as possible, which of course meant kicking up his feet and reading some manga. But because of the short wait time he didn't get very far into his manga before there was a knock at his door, luckily this was a manga he has already read. Getting up from his spot on the floor he walked over to the door and opened it, and while he expected to see Fubuki what he didn't expect was what she had brought with her.

"Uh Fubuki?" He asked as he pointed to the two bags she held in each hand, both being the kind one might use for carrying produce or the like "Why do you have those?" He asked.

"I figured if you didn't know what someone takes on a vacation then you probably don't have anything for it either right?" She questioned.

"Well yeah but what does that have to do with the bags?" He asked.

"Simple, we're going to go shopping!" She answered with a smile "And don't worry, we're not gonna go overboard and buy a bunch of stuff, we're just going to buy the essentials." She assured.

"What are the essentials?" He asked.

"Oh you know basic things like a few robes in case you want to check out the spa, maybe some swimwear if you want to use the pool, or if you don't want any of those things you could get some things you wouldn't have time to do otherwise but can now do during the vacation." She suggested.

Taking a moment to think on that Saitama had to admit it had been a while since he'd read any new manga or seen a movie since it was kinda hard to do either with people swarming you any time you stepped out.

"Huh, okay then let's go." He said as he walked out, closing the door behind him as he did.

"Great! I have a car waiting for us so we won't draw too much attention." She replied as they headed for the stairs "I also know of a few places that me and Tatsumaki shop at for discretion, so that way we can avoid a scene." She added.

"That's pretty cool, how'd you find them?" He asked.

"It took a bit of searching admittedly, but if you want to shop in peace it's definitely worth it, if you'd like I could show you some other stores like that some time." She offered.

"Are any of them grocery stores?" He asked causing her to smile.

"I'm certain there are a few." She answered causing him to smile as well.

Making their way down the apartment stairwell and to the waiting car in the road, the duo got inside before heading off to the shopping district of City Z.

"So Saitama." She spoke as to gain his attention "What do you plan to do at the resort?" She asked.

"I'll probably just relax and not do anything." He answered with a shrug of his shoulders.

"Is that all?" She asked seeming to be a bit surprised "Not meaning to pry or anything but the resorts have a lot to offer." She added.

"I might do some other stuff, go for a swim or maybe see what they have in the buffet, but for the most part I just plan on staying in my room." He answered.

"So not too different from how you spend your free time then huh?" She asked jokingly with a smile.

"Heh, guess not." He replied with a small smile of his own.

Spending the rest of the ride in silence they soon reached their destination, and while there was a decent amount of people it was actually small for the shopping district meaning they shouldn't encounter too many problems regarding his fans.

"Park over there." Fubuki instructed her driver as she pointed to an open spot in front of a store "That's the first place we're stopping." She said though this time to Saitama.

"How many stores are we going to?" He asked.

"Only three, the first one is mostly clothes while the other two are for just for general browsing." She answered as the car came to a stop "You ready?" She asked receiving but a nod in response.

Opening their car doors and stepping out while Fubuki just casually shut her door and went on towards the store's entrance, Saitama was being a bit more cautious as he wanted to avoid forming a crowd. And even though of course the moment people saw him stepping out of the car they began to talk, none of them rushed over and demanded autographs or photos which allowed him to breath a bit more easily. However, even though they weren't rushing over and swarming him like a mob of locusts, if either he or Fubuki had managed to hear but one of the whispers being spoken as they went into the store they would've been at the least shocked to the core.

"Hey isn't that Blizzard of Hell?" "What's she doing with One Punch Man?" "He's not wearing his costume! he's just got a hoodie on!" You don't think they're on a date do you?" "No way I heard he and Tornado were a couple!" Were just a few of the things being softly spoken between the civilians.

"Huh, this looks comfy." Saitama noted as he held up a plain white men's robe.

True to her word the first store they stopped at was indeed all about clothes, but luckily as they were there for vacation shopping they were only looking at casual attire or something one might wear to a spa. Now most people might find such shopping to be rather personal and in some cases quite intimate, but Fubuki and Saitama were not such people and simply saw this as an outing with a close friend.

"What about this Saitama?" She asked as she held up a straw woven hat "See yourself laying by the poolside with this?"

"Not really." He simply replied with a shrug of his shoulders "And isn't that more like a farmer's hat?" He asked.

"Hm...not really but I see your point." She said as she put it back "So is there anything you might want in particular for the trip?" She asked wanting to see if he had some kind of preference.

"These robes do look kinda comfy." He admitted as he continued to look through them "But other than that I think the clothes I have should be okay, what about you?" He asked causing her to look at him.

"What do you mean? I'm not going on the vacation." She questioned with a raised brow.

"Tatsumaki hasn't asked you yet? we're allowed to bring as many people as we want to." He explained.

"Huh, well if she wants me to go then I guess I'll just pack my vacation clothes." She replied with a shrug.

"Wait, you have clothes that you only wear on vacation?" He asked causing her to smile.

"I'm a woman Saitama, and we have clothes for EVERYTHING." She joked before going back to browsing.

Feeling yet another small smile appear on his face Saitama had to admit that so far this shopping trip was one of the most pleasant he's ever had, though that might also have something to do with the fact there weren't people chanting his hero name every second. But looking beyond the lack of crazed crowds idolizing him like a bunch of loons, as the two continued to just look at casual clothes the employees of the store couldn't keep themselves from whispering to each other just as the people outside were.

"Holy crap that really is One Punch Man and The Blizzard of Hell!" One of them a girl whispered to the other who was a boy.

"What do you think they're doing here? they can't just be shopping for clothes right?" He whispered back.

"No way! ever since they walked in they haven't looked at anything other than robes and some swimwear! they're TOTALLY on a date!" She assured.

"Excuse me." Saitama spoke as he had somehow managed to sneak up on them from the side.

Unable to keep themselves from almost jumping into the air out of surprise both employees looked to the bald headed hero with shock, fearing that he might've heard what they had said.

"Does this come in yellow?" He asked as he held up a white cotton robe.

Slowly looking to one another as to make sure they had heard him right both employees then let out a sigh of relief as they were in the clear.

"Uh yes sir it most certainly is! allow me to go get one for you!" The girl volunteered as she headed to the back.

Silence immediately took hold of the air and while Saitama of course didn't mind it at all the other employee was admittedly a little anxious as he WAS in the company of the world's strongest hero.

"Um...One Punch Man?" He spoke gaining the other's attention "I-I don't mean to be like one of those crazy need to know everything fans but, can I ask you a question?"

"Hm? oh sure." Saitama replied causing a smile to appear on the other's face.

"Really? thanks!" He exclaimed as he was suddenly more relaxed "So uh, again not meaning to pry or be weird or anything, but how come you're here with The Blizzard of Hell?" He asked.

"We're shopping." Saitama simply answered causing the other to sigh.

"No no, I mean WHY are you both shopping here, at a clothes store, ya know together?" He asked.

"Oh, well we're both going on vacation and I needed some stuff." Saitama answered.

Upon hearing that response the employee went stone cold frozen with his eyes as wide as dinner plates. But before Saitama could even notice his sudden stunned demeanor the other employee returned with a yellow robe.

"Here you go sir!" She exclaimed as she handed it over.

"Thanks." He replied as he walked back to where he was to put the other robe back.

Unable to keep herself from smiling proudly that she had the honor of assisting One Punch Man, she then turned to resume speaking to the other employee only to take notice of his frozen state.

"Um...are you okay man?" She asked as she gently poked his face.

However instead of replying right away with words he grabbed onto her arms and pulled her down to the ground with him so they could be hidden behind the counter.

"You will not BELIEVE what I just found out!" He whispered to her as he took a quick look around to make sure no one else was there to hear it "So while you were gone I asked One Punch Man what he's doing here with Blizzard, and he just straight up said they were going on vacation!" He recounted causing her eyes to widen like his.

"NO WAY! THAT IS FREAKING HUGE!" She whispered back.

Meanwhile, as both employees began to have a mini freak out behind the counter where no one could see them, Saitama and Fubuki were just about ready to leave.

"Is that all you're buying Saitama?" She asked him as he had but the one yellow robe in his possession.

"Mhm, like I said my other clothes are fine but I do like how the robes here feel, plus this one matches my costume." He answered as he looked down at the neatly folded pile of clothes in her arms "What're you getting?" He asked.

"Oh just a few things, mostly some swimwear in case Tatsumaki does invite me which she probably will." She answered.

Simply nodding in response both heroes made their way to the counter where the two employees were waiting eagerly for them, a bit TOO eagerly.

"Will this be all for you two?" The girl asked as they set down the items on the counter.

"Mhm, however I won't be paying with cash or credit, instead I'll be using my account with the association, is that alright?" She asked.

"Oh yes of course miss Blizzard! I'll take care of that right away!" The boy said as he hurried over to a nearby computer.

"Wait, you can pay through the association?" Saitama asked as he turned to Fubuki.

"You didn't know?" She asked in return causing him to shake his head "Well besides allowing us certain benefits like the resorts and fame, the association is also supported by countless businesses and franchises as some of the more popular heroes take on all kinds of endorsements and commercials, so everyone get's a discount as well as an account that you can put money into for spending." She explained.

Upon hearing this Saitama's expression immediately changed from it's usual blank stare into utterly shocked catching her by surprise.

"F-Fubuki..." He stuttered as his mind was processing this information "D-Does that apply to things like groceries and manga?" He asked.

"Of course, almost every store, mall, and shopping venue is a supporter of the association as it's good for business, so you can get pretty much anything at a discount with S class having the best deals of them all." She answered.

The only true way to describe how Saitama felt upon hearing this would be to think of a blind man who despite being blind his whole life suddenly wakes up one day and has the best vision in the world, because the moment she finished speaking without any hesitation at all Saitama grabbed both her wrists and the clothes before running out.

"THEN WE'VE GOT A WHOLE LOT OF SHOPPING TO DO SO LET'S GO!" He shouted as he bolted out of the store, the sheer speed he did so almost being enough to literally sweep Fubuki off of her feet.

As for the employees, after a few seconds passed by of them staring at the flung open doors both heroes had gone through, they slowly looked to one another before saying.

"We HAVE to post this."

What was meant to be a quick laid back outing for just a few things for the vacation turned into a whole day of shopping for Fubuki and Saitama. Now one might think to themselves "Wait, not one time over the course of his whole career as a hero did ANYONE mention to Saitama anything about the discounts?", and well the answer to that is yes they did not. But it wasn't because it had just managed to slip their minds somehow or perhaps they thought he wouldn't want it, but seeing as how Saitama was the very first hero ever in the association they just assumed he knew about it but never used it for some reason or another. And yet while this was of course not ENTIRELY true there was some truth to be found in it, for you see Saitama while by no means an idiot was at the same time not the brightest bulb in the hardware store, no pun intended.

What that means is over the course of the association's founding and it's development Saitama was asked to sit down with Agoni himself and give his input on how some things should be handled. But whenever something relating to business, the laws, and other complicated boring things came up Saitama not only let Agoni deal with it personally, but also didn't pay too close attention when it was relayed back to him. So the sad truth was he actually DID know about the discounts and what not, or at the very least he was told about it and he simply wasn't listening all too well as it didn't seem important to him. But looking beyond the fact that he was the sole reason behind his unawareness of this perk of being a hero, he made sure to make up for all lost spending as he and Fubuki painted the town green so to say.

And while he of course didn't just go around buying everything in sight, thanks to this discount he was able to get every manga he wanted to read for chump change, secured many a fine deal on his favorite foods and snacks for pennies, and was even able to enjoy a very finely prepared meal at a renowned restaurant for the same price you'd pay for fast food, with Fubuki right alongside him. So while both heroes had expected this trip to end after an hour or so and they would then simply part ways, it ended up with them spending almost the whole day in each other's company complete with shopping, telling jokes, and overall just enjoying the experience. But alas all good things must come to their end, and it was right around the beginning of the afternoon in which they returned to Saitama's apartment.

"This has been without question the single best shopping day of my life." Saitama told her as he carried more bags in each hand than any normal person could if they were using both and had help "Thanks for telling me about the discount Fubuki." He said as they stopped at his door.

"I really am surprised you didn't know about it Saitama, I figured if anyone would know about a discount it'd be you." She admitted causing him to sigh.

"To think of all the sales I could've exploited with this..." He replied causing her to giggle "Anyways I should get all of this put away, see you later Fubuki." He said as he opened the door.

"See you later Saitama." She replied as he entered his apartment and shut the door behind him.

Unable to keep a smile from appearing on her face Fubuki with a bit of a skip in her step went back down to the car and returned to the Blizzard Group. And while everything for the both of them seemed to have ended as well as either could've hoped, they were completely unaware of the utter chaos that was unfolding on all social media platforms, as the people who saw them during the day retold what they saw and heard whether or not they were certain it was true. But hey, it's not like anything BAD has ever come out of rumors and speculation in the media, if anything this will all be gone long before either of them somehow catches wind of it...right?