Summary: Inspired by the latest manga chapter. Gajeel and Levy play another roleplaying game….

Pairings: Gajeel/Levy, and very brief mentions of Natsu/Lucy, Gray/Juvia, and Elfman/Evergreen.

Authors Note: Thank you all so much for giving me over NINETY FOUR HUNDRED reviews! Also, warning, I flirt with the rating borders again.

She had been binding her time.

It had been embarrassing when Gajeel loudly declared her a 'very naughty girl' and then promptly threw her over his shoulder as he 'took her into custody' but fortunately no one was really paying them any attention because Natsu and Lu-Chan were being very loud about something and Juvia was declaring her love for Gray at the top of her voice, and Elfman was destroying parts of the guild building in his attempt to flirt with Evergreen. All eyes were on those three couples and Levy was not going to draw attention to herself when Gajeel was being frisky.

It would only end in her death of humiliation if anyone noticed Gajeel carrying her off like a caveman with one hand under her dress already.

Then, Gajeel carried her down some stairs, so she couldn't make her move just yet. Not unless she wanted to accidentally crack her head open on the edge of a stair.

She acted the moment Gajeel stepped onto normal floor by head-butting him in the stomach and then flipping onto her feet. Gajeel groaned, temporarily, she hadn't hit him that hard, and immediately straightened up, meeting her eyes with a dangerous look.

"Assaulting an officer of the law," he growled, "that means double punishment."

"Oh my," Levy stuck her tongue out between her teeth, "does that mean I am to be expected to be tied up for longer?"

"You'd only escape, you're a re-offender," Gajeel said gruffly, "I will have to take more extreme measures with you. Chains might work."

Levy grinned as she danced back against the cells of Fairy Tail's dungeon. The cold metal bars did nothing to relieve her of her hot flush at Gajeel's dark, sexy, looks and deep, gravely, voice. "What about my rights?" she purred.

"You have the right to remain silent," he swooped in, snatched up her wrists, and pinned her against the bars properly. His height dwarfed her completely, his scent smothered her senses, as did his heat. She could very happily drown in Gajeel. "But I doubt you'll want to exert that right while I'm punishing you," he said huskily.

Levy's eyes rolled back at that. God, he was so sexy when he did this. "Police brutality?" Levy whispered back as sexily as possible. "My, my, what would-"

"Hey guys!" Gray called out as he thundered down the stairs. "Mira wanted to kn- OH MY GOD!" he screamed as his eyes popped out at the sight of Gajeel pinning Levy against the cell bars. It really didn't help that at some point (don't ask when because Levy couldn't tell you) that she hiked up a leg round Gajeel's waist. "YOU PEOPLE DO REALISE THAT WE USE THESE CELLS FOR CRIMINALS, RIGHT?"

"Yeah," Gajeel grunted, "and?"

As if they were going to care if criminals sit in a place that they have shagged in. What were they to them? No one naïve and pure that needs their innocence protecting, that's for sure.

"God!" Gray gagged dramatically and childishly. "Is nothing sacred here anymore? Soon I'll be walking in on you two at the library."

"Pfft!" Levy snorted derisively. "Been there, done that, and got my underwear ripped to shreds. You'll be hard pressed to find a place in this building that we or some other couple haven't already christened."

"Gihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi."

"Urgh!" Gray whined. "I'm going to be traumatised for life because of this. I'm going to have nightmares and not be able to sleep for weeks because of you two and then I won't ever be comfortable sitting anywhere in this build ever again as I'll wonder whose naked backside had touched this particular surface."

"Yours," Levy said flatly, and unimpressed, "go and put some clothes on."

"Crap!"

And with that, Gray left the dungeons in a huge flap and even Levy could hear his whinging and bemoaning of the horrors he had seen as he reached upstairs.

"Inflicting mental distress on another person," Gajeel murmured in her ear, his hot breath tickling her skin, "You criminal," he nipped her earlobe which caused her eyes to roll back once more as she moaned lustfully, "I'm going to have to put you under house arrest now."

And with that he carried her off home where they continued to play their game uninterrupted.

(Because Lily knew better and chose to spend the night elsewhere.)