Have you ever witnessed a bomb exploding, and I don't mean like dynamite or even the kind of bomb you'd see in a video game or action movie, I mean something along the lines of a nuclear bomb test. The reason behind asking such a question is well, as stated previously it takes quite a bit to stir up any kind of excitement or emotion from most of the S class not just Saitama, and while they were already excited about their week long vacation it was something that transpired during the day that REALLY got them going. I'm of course referring to Fubuki and Saitama's "Relationship", which by now had spread throughout the building to all of the heroes, their guests, and the staff like a raging wildfire.
Now there were some individuals who kept a calm demeanor about the whole thing such as Metal Knight, Doctor Genus, most of the members of the House of Evolution, and Pig God, mainly because all of these people weren't that interested in Saitama's love life nor minded if he was dating Fubuki. And while yes of course King and Genos among ALL of them were the most rational and decided not to believe anything without getting the full story, as for everyone else well...it was safe to assume that they were letting their curiosities and speculations get the better of them. This was ESPECIALLY the case for Tatsumaki though and it was for multiple reasons with the first being her overprotective sister side wanting to just choke the life out of Saitama for sneaking behind her back to see her little sister. The second was due to her own feelings for him which was making her insanely jealous at the notion they could even be a thing, while the third was a sudden wave of insecurities like "What if it's because I'm always making fun of him?" and "Maybe it's because I'm so short?".
But thankfully sometime long ago in man's history, an invention was made that could help in all manner of trouble no matter what the problem may be. I'm of course referring to the age old solution to all of mankind's issues, booze. Though in her current state it was very easy to compare her to a toilet, as both a toilet and her as of now are very good at making liquid disappear.
"HOW could they do this to me?" She asked aloud to herself as she took a drink, her words accompanied by a variety of slurs on top of her barely being able to get them out at all "I am the TORNADO of TERROR!" She exclaimed as she pointed to herself "AND I DESERVE TO BE IN THE KNOW BEFORE ANYONE!" She added before taking the bottle currently in her hand and tilting it upside down in her mouth.
"Um...Tatsumaki?" Geryuganshoop asked as he raised a tendril and pointed towards the bottle "Don't you think you've had enough? you've been drinking for hours now." He pointed out as she took the bottle from her mouth.
"WHO d-do YOU think YOU are?!" She questioned as she pointed to him "YOU would be DEAD if I didn't SAVE your ASS!" She exclaimed as her hand swayed a little.
"Yes, and I am grateful for that." He assured as he moved closer to her "And that is why I think you should stop drinking for the time being, because otherwise you might end up completely destroying your liver." He said causing her to scoff.
"What do YOU know?" She asked as she pointed to his tendrils "YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A L-LIVER!" She shouted.
"Actually, that's correct." He admitted as he shook his head "But that's not the point, YOU have a liver and from what little I know of humans drinking this much alcohol isn't good for them, on top of that you're an esper which means when you are no longer inebriated it'll be a LONG while before you can use your powers again." He explained.
"S-So?" She asked wobbling a bit.
"So I'm trying to lessen the amount of time before you're back to normal by getting you to stop drinking." He answered as he wrapped one of his tendrils around the bottle "So I'll just take this and-"
Unfortunately for Geryuganshoop he wouldn't get the bottle out of her hand, as the moment he tried to take it she latched onto the tendril with her teeth.
"DON'T YOU DARE!" She shouted though a bit muffled as she bit down on his appendage.
Unable to keep himself from screaming in pain he began doing his best to remover her while not hurting her, which involved shaking the appendage wildly in hopes it'd get her off.
"WHAT KIND OF PERSON BITES SOMEONE?!" He shouted as he did his best to shake her off.
"THE KIND WHO'LL RIP YOUR ARM OFF IF YOU TAKE MY BOOZE!" She shouted back as she bit down harder.
Continuing to shake her as well as scream every time she bit down more, due to this sudden altercation as well as Tatsumaki's inebriated state, neither were able to sense someone coming down the hall towards their room.
"God she's probably wasted by now..." Fubuki thought with a sigh "It's going to be hell trying to explain this whole thing to her, but maybe she's drunk enough to listen while not being drunk enough to forget everything I say." She hoped as she reached her sister's room.
However, just as she was about to knock the sounds of struggle could be heard on the other side causing her to briefly stop.
"Is she throwing things around?" She wondered with a raised brow "She's a pretty rowdy drunk but I didn't think she could get THIS rowdy." She admitted as she grabbed onto the handle and opened the door.
Fully expecting to see her sister and maybe some tossed furniture once the door was opened, Fubuki was frozen stiff in her sport at what was ACTUALLY going on inside the room. There on the other side of the room was in fact her sister, but in addition to her there was also a massive dark blue colored octopus looking creature, and as for what was going on between them it looked like she was biting down on one of it's arms while it used the others to try and pry her off.
"LET GO OF MY ARM YOU PSYCHOTIC LUNATIC!" It shouted as it did it's best to pry her loose.
"NOT UNTIL YOU LET GO OF MY BOOZE YOU JACKASS!" She replied as she bit down some more.
This would go on only for a few seconds more as once Fubuki's mind had fully processed she was seeing it swiftly had her shout the only thing that seemed appropriate.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" She shouted which caused them both to freeze.
Slowly but surely as both seemed to check and make sure they had heard the same voice speak they both looked towards the doorway and found Fubuki standing there seeming to be both shocked and perhaps a little horrified. But before anything else could happen, Fubuki was suddenly pulled into the room while the door shut and locked behind her. This was thanks to Geryuganshoop who despite both the pain and shock he was feeling was smart enough to use his esp to get her into the room as to avoid making a clearly doomsday esque situation even worse. In addition it seemed as though the shock had sobered Tatsumaki up just a bit as after Geryuganshoop had brought her sister into the room she let go of his tendril to speak to her.
"Fubuki." She spoke as he released her from his other tendrils "I-I can explain." She assured as she took a step forward.
"What the...who...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!" Fubuki shouted as she pointed to him barely able to get the question out as there were just so many racing through her mind.
"Listen, I KNOW this is weird but you've got to trust me and believe me when I say that-" Tatsumaki began to explain only to stop mid sentence.
"Tatsumaki?" Fubuki asked she looked at her sister "A-Are you okay?"
A brief silence took the room as that question lingered in the air and it was only ended once Tatsumaki put a hand to her mouth before running straight for the bathroom. A few seconds later they both could hear her VIOLENTLY vomiting, for while yes she HAD consumed an insane amount of liquor, it was mostly due to the sudden excitement and shock that really gave her insides what for. Of course though both Fubuki and Geryuganshoop hurried to the bathroom as to help her but once they both reached the doorway she used her esp to shove him into the wall keeping him from going in.
"YOU stay out here!" She told him as she slammed the door shut.
Slowly sliding down the wall and spreading himself out on the floor, he couldn't keep himself from sighing at how much of a disaster this had become.
"Some start to a vacation..." He said while shaking his head.