Summary: I'm fairly certain that ninety five per cent of the guild doesn't even know what shame is, let alone feel it…

Pairings: Some Mira/Lucy friendship and some Cana/Loke.

YouTube Prompt: Natsu/Lucy reunion or Fairy Tail reunion in general tribute video to 'Never Forget You' by The Noisettes.

The guild was teeming with people which meant both Mirajane and Kinana were rushed off their feet as they tried to get everyone's orders out in time. When Lucy approached the bar with a stack of empty glasses (having agreed to help out for the day in return for her rent money this month), Mira looked absolutely drained as she slammed down an empty bottle of bleach onto the bar and threw down her cleaning rag.

"I know it's been a good month money wise for everyone," Mira moaned, "but everyone keeps drinking and making messes everywhere and I'm running out of bleach and only just opened this bottle today." Lucy grimaced, personally she felt trying to keep the guild clean while everyone was still partying away was like trying to keep Happy away from fish. Absolutely futile and was complete waste of time. But Mira was adamant about keeping to the health codes and considering how tired she was, Lucy really didn't want to provoke her on this one. "Lucy could you go to the storage cupboard and fetch me another bottle of bleach, please?" Mira asked hopefully as she clasped her hands into a begging gesture and pouted in an exaggeratedly adorable manner. "And some more paper towels? Everyone keeps spilling things!"

Lucy had anticipated this and was already at the cupboard before Mira finished the second half of her request. "Of course!" she said brightly, determined to make Mira's job easier. "Do you need anyth- OH MY GOD!"

Lucy had wrenched open the storage cupboard door to find Cana, completely and utterly topless, sitting in Loke's lap, whose tie and jacket was missing, and shirt was unbuttoned. Cana's hands were all over his naked, and fine looking, chest, while Loke's hands were all over her arse. They had been in the middle of a hot, steamy, very wet and tongue-filled, kiss when Lucy's scream and yanked them apart.

Lucy pointed at them as her mouth opened and closed repeatedly like a fish. Her voice appeared to have vanished altogether as her mind tried to comprehend what she had just seen.

Last she checked Cana wasn't in a relationship and Loke was still currently seeing his latest hundred and something girls.

Cana met Lucy's eyes, completely unbothered. "This is exactly what it looks like," she said calmly.

"This is exactly what it…" Lucy repeated numbly and then realisation sank in and she shook her head out of her daze. "Hang on!" she yelped. "That's not what you're supposed to say!"

Cana and Loke exchanged bewildered glances. "What are we supposed to say?" they asked in unison.

"That it's not what it looks like!" Lucy stressed.

Cana looked even more confused and glanced at Loke questioningly. He shrugged, just as confused as she was still. "Why would I lie?" she asked. "Loke and I are in the middle of a hot and heavy make-out session between friends. I'm not ashamed about that, in fact, I have no shame."

Lucy, completely and utterly embarrassed because Cana was still topless and in a compromising position with one of her spirits, turned bright red all over as her shame kicked in. "WELL GO AND GET SOME!" she bellowed.

And with that she slammed the door closed and rushed away as far as she could before she died of a heart attack from the shock and embarrassment she suffered.

…..Mira never did get her bleach and paper towels.