Summary: Sometimes Fairy Tail is convinced they're being set up to be unprofessional.

Pairings: Some implied Gray/Juvia and lots of friendship feels.

YouTube Prompt: Fairy Tail tribute to 'You're the Voice' any cover.

It was going to be a big job, apparently, not that you could tell judging by the twee, bright, sunny, town they had just entered, and so Team Natsu joined up with Gajeel, Lily, and Juvia in order to tackle whatever came their way. Unfortunately this meant that everyone was already on edge as Gray, Natsu, and Gajeel kept fighting, Juvia kept accusing everyone of being a Love Rival, Natsu and Gajeel suffered severe motion sickness, and Lucy was bemoaning the loss of her new boots because both Natsu and Gajeel had projectile vomited all over them,

It was needless to say that everyone was eager for this job to be over already. They turned round the corner hastily to the street they were supposed to be on as Gray and Natsu bickered quietly in the background, Erza consulted her map, and Lucy was reassuring Juvia for the three hundredth and ninety eighth time that she was not in love with Gray.

That was when Gajeel saw it. "Gihihihihihihihihihihihihihi," he sniggered as he pointed at the street sign, "Cock Street."

Gray and Natsu immediately burst into childish giggles at that.

Lucy and Erza rolled their eyes at that. Boys, they both thought darkly in perfect unison, honestly!

"Grow up, Gajeel!" Lily hissed. "It's just a street name."

"Yeah," Gajeel smirked, "a dirty street name. Who the hell thinks that it's perfectly reasonable to name a street after a piece of male anatomy?"

"Probably someone with a terrible sense of humour," Juvia said thoughtfully, "Juvia has noticed that most boys have silly senses of humour." (at this Erza froze as a dreaded realisation came upon her. this particular town had been set up by the Magic Council and they would have been in charge of naming streets…Jellal always did have a terrible sense of humour especially when he had that arrogant persona of Siegrain…). "Apart from Gray-sama!" Juvia added hastily as she fluttered her eyelashes at Gray. "Gray-sama is so witty and amusing!"

Natsu and Gajeel both snorted at that. "Like you're any funnier!" Gray retorted, his cheeks bright pink with embarrassment. "I bet my jokes would get more laughs than yours."

"Not possible," Natsu said unbothered, "everyone knows I'm the awesome, funny, and just down right brilliant one while you're the stuck in the mud that people avoid at parties."

"Stuck in the mud?!" Gray repeated indignantly. "Why you little-"

"Enough!" Erza said curtly. Gray, Natsu, and Gajeel all instantly froze from their attempts of punching one another and slowly turned to stare at Erza with wide eyes of fear ("You have got to teach me how you do that," Lily murmured appreciatively.). "We're here. I want you all on your best behaviour, no fighting, no stripping, no accusing people of being Love Rivals, no screaming at Natsu no matter how justified it is," everyone nodded looking rather shame-faced apart from Wendy, who was purely innocent, Charle and Lily, who were well behaved and were in agreement with Erza, and Happy….who was too busy eating a fish to pay attention. "And especially, no matter how tempting it is, no rude jokes about the street name, you got it?!" there was a moment of silence. "I said," Erza hissed between gritted teeth, "you got it?!"

Everyone stiffened at that and immediately straightened up like soldiers. "AYE SIR!" they all bellowed as they saluted Erza.

"Good," Erza nodded with satisfaction, "then let's begin," she then knocked on the door and waited patiently for the Customer to answer.

A young, pretty, girl answered and instantly looked relieved upon spotting the, "Oh thank God!" she cried out. "You must be Fairy Tail, hi," she reached out and shook Erza's hand, "it's so good to see you, I'm Miss Cumming and-"

"Miss Cumming?" Gray repeated in a strangled voice.

"Yes," Miss Cumming blinked.

"Miss Cumming," Gajeel said slowly, "….of Cock Street?"

"Yes," Miss Cumming replied, "that's me."

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"….This," Natsu finally voiced, "has got to be a set up. "

"Definitely," Lucy agreed, "this has to be some sort of trick."

"I do feel that we are being tested," Erza said solemnly, "and as I feel certain people cannot be trusted to be professional I suggest we should all leave."

"Aye!" everyone agreed.

And with that they all promptly turned round and began to walk away. "What!" Miss Cumming yelped. "Wait!" she cried out. "It's hardly professional to leave before the job is done and-"

But Fairy Tail tuned her out as they hurried back round the corner and immediately burst into childish giggles (yes, even Charle and Lily).

Miss Cumming of Cock Street!

As if that could be anything but a joke.