JTWAS1994: Here's An Idea: What If Lindsey Actually Grew Some Backbone and Disobeyed Heather's Orders In The Bicycle Race?
Me: I like that idea, but it leads to Heather's elimination. Can't have the antagonist eliminated too early. Maybe I'll do it sometime.
cdw (guest): What if the Screaming Gophers weren't convinced by Heather to vote Justin in Not Quite Famous and voted for her instead
What if Anne Maria stayed? What if DJ stayed instead of quitting?
Me: Like I said can't have the antagonist eliminated too early. I don't see myself doing it, but anything can happen.
If Anna Maria stayed, then Dakota would probably either still be an intern or a thorn to Chris's side. I'm assuming you mean TDA DJ since he wanted to quit in WT. I'll do those sometime.
johnymike98: what if dawn caught scott trying to sabotage b
Me: I like it, but one again can't have the antagonist eliminated too early. Maybe I'll still do it though.
Hey you! Yes you! The one reading this message! Do You have a What If you want me to do? Well you're in luck because as you can see, there're already sone requests. Don't be afraid to share an idea because who knows? Maybe your idea is next!
Honestly, this was bound to happen. The season not the what if. World Tour is my all-time favorite season. I always thought that Courtney and Gwen's friendship was cool. Which is why I'm saving their friendship in this what if. I hope you enjoy!
What if Tyler never saw the Gwuncan kiss?
I See London...
(Confessional: Gwen)
Gwen [After she sighs]: I don't know how everybody else can sleep. (looks worriedly at the camera) Especially Courtney. I'm still fuzzy, like I drank too much coffee, you know? (looks at the camera with wide eyes) 'Cause we won (giggles and spins both of her index fingers around each other) And Duncan's back and... he missed... us. (the door unloocks and Duncan comes in then closes it behind him) Oh, my gosh, I didn't lock the door?!
Duncan (pointing to the lock):The lock's busted. (points at Gwen's injured hand) What happened to your paw?
Gwen (looking at her injured hand):This is so stupid, but I have no idea. And I'm so glad you're here to mock me about it.
Duncan (holding Gwen's injured hand): Me too.
Gwen (with her injured hand being held):Ow! Hey...
Duncan pulls her in for a kiss.
(Confessional over)
Chris (flying the plane with Chef): Whoa! Now, that's how you get some drama started. Wait until Courtney finds out about this one!
Greece's Pieces
Courtney [sighs in contempt] :He looks so good! Doesn't he look good?
Gwen: He looks great. I'm so happy... for you! Happy for you!
Courtney: Don't get me wrong. He's not perfect. I made a little list of the things that need to change. But once I change these forty-seven things about him, he will be perfect.
(Confessionals On)
Gwen: Ugh, what am I doing? The moment I finally become friend-ish with Courtney, I kiss her boyfriend! I'm a horrible person! If it happens again, I'll tell her. Oh, is it wrong that I really, really want it to happen again? Ugh! Horrible person!
Courtney: It's so nice to have a girl to talk to. Especially now that Duncan's back. Gwen probably still has a crush on him, who wouldn't? But she also likes her teeth. A lot.
(Confessionals Off)
Courtney: Could you imagine if you, me, and Duncan end up in the final three?
Gwen: Huh. That'd be crazy.
Courtney: Just you, me, and my boyfriend. [sighs] What do you think Chris would do to turn us against each other?
Gwen: Oh, let's not guess. I'd rather it be a surprise. Heh. Hm...
Cut to Economic Class. Duncan snores.
Owen [snoring]: Noah! Don't eat the poison stuff, it's poisonous! Ah! [screams pants, waking up] Oh... was I talking in my sleep? [chuckles nervously] Sorry. I'll just... go away.
(Confessional: Owen)
Owen: Tyler and Al are super tight now, after all that time they spent stuck on the plane in London. They even voted Noah off. Noah! Oh, I miss the pitter patter of his tiny feet. Aw... and now, I think I might be next.
(Confessional: Off)
Duncan snores
Duncan: Ah. Oh, wow, that was a deep sleep. Sleep of the dead. [chuckles]
Chris: So, here we are. Let's look at why. Tyler volunteered for and lost the tiebreaker, which is why we're all here. Plus, he got TKO'd by a girl. Funny? Yes. But not helpful. Alejandro blew it in the hurdles, which forced the tie breaker, which is why you're all here. Plus, he knocked himself out cold trying to out-man a girl. All this while his hair was in a ponytail.
Alejandro: What does my hair have to do-
Chris: And Duncan, he lost his first challenge back which helped the tiebreaker to happen.
Duncan: Puh.
Chris: Your choice is pretty clear. But today, the final choice is mine. And the Drop of Shame will be taken by...
Owen [gasps]
Chris: This intern!
Intern: [screams]
Tyler: Aw...
Owen sighs
Chris: That's right. I'm ignoring the vote. As if I'm gonna send Owen home when the fun's just getting started. Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot stays as it is. For now.
Alejandro- Owen
Duncan- Tyler
Owen- Alejandro
Tyler- Owen
(2 Owen) (1 Alejandro and Tyler)
Non-Elimination Episode
The EX-Files
(You might think that since Courtney isn't gonna throw the challenge that Team Amazon is gonna lose. Well, they were gonna win anyway. Also, Boyfriend Kisser doesn't exist.)
Chris: Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot, not a lot of teamwork going on tonight. Owen, wasting time on a new hairdo? Not cool. Duncan, making deals before you'll help your teammate? That's low. Tyler...
Tyler: Is stoked that Owen is outie.
Chris: No Tyler, you're outie.
[elimination music]
Tyler: What?
Alejandro- Tyler
Duncan- Tyler
Owen- Tyler
Tyler- Owen
(2 Tyler) (1 Duncan and Owen)
Eliminated: Tyler
Picnic at Hanging Dork
Gwen: So, Courtney, I was wondering...
Courtney: I'm not into Alejandro.
Gwen: Well, that's reassuring. Anyway, I was thinking about voting out Heather next and-
Courtney: I'm in.
Gwen: Good talk.
Alejandro: Courtney's coming along, but I still don't have her trust.
Duncan: No problem, just follow my lead.
[shearing]
Duncan: Not cool, man! Not cool.
Alejandro: But she's your ex! And I cannot help the way I feel about her!
Duncan: Well, figure it out or you're gonna feel a whole lot of pain!
Sierra gasps
Alejandro: I've been thinking about the future.
Courtney: You have?
Alejandro: Yes. Tomorrow, and the day after, and even the day after that.
Courtney: I'm aware of what the future is.
Alejandro: Not when it comes to me.
Duncan cries
(Confessional: Duncan)
Duncan: Fake sadness has been a gift of mine since I was a kid. Watch and learn. [acting] Oh, mom! Was that your grandmother's vase? [cries]
(Confessionals Off)
Duncan cries
Heather: Hurry up, Gwen. We're trying to win, remember?
Gwen: [mumbling] Claimed he wasn't into her anymore, ugh! What is his deal? No logo!
Heather: [growls] Ugh! Ah!
Cody: Need a shoulder? I've got two.
Gwen: Maybe you're right. Duncan can be a real jerk sometimes.
Cody: I know, I know. What can I do to make you feel better?
Heather: Stand still you stupid fluffball!
Gwen: Can you make the pain go away?
Heather screams
Cody: If by pain, you mean Heather, consider it gone.
(Confessional: Gwen)
Gwen: I've got Courtney and Cody. Heather is toast!
(Confessionals Off)
Courtney: [sighs] Oh, Alejandro.
Alejandro: Allow me to be of assistance.
Courtney: No, you can't help me win. I couldn't bear it. I won't allow it.
Alejandro: If I do not help, you are sure to lose.
(Later at the elimination ceremony.)
Heather: So...?
Courthey: Definitely.
Heather: We're talking about the same thing, right?
Courtney: Yes. Voting off Gwen. Definitely.
Heather: Just checking.
Chris: It's been a tough day for many of you. But one of you is about to have the worst day of all. Sierra, last to arrive, first to get injured. Courtney, slow with the emu, quick with the flirting. Cody, a petty feud sent you spinning all the way here. Heather, not your most focused performance. And Gwen, Duncan? Really? Let the voting begin! Cody! You're up first!
Cody laughs loudly
Chris: Uh, that-a-way.
Cody: Thanks, Chef. Oof! [confessional] Ah...
(Confessionals On)
Courtney grows
Sierra groans
(Confessionals Off)
Chris: Okay, one vote for Heather. One for Gwen. A second for Heather. A second for Gwen. And the last vote is for... Sierra. It's a tie!
Gwen, Heather, and Cody: No!
Cody: It was an accident, Gwen. I swear!
Sierra cries
Chris: My favorite cop show is on via satellite in ten, so let's make this tiebreaker snappy. Chef? You each have to feed a hungry baby koala bear, but unlike human babies, koalas eat 2.5 pounds of eucalyptus leaves a day. And these guys haven't eaten in a week, so they're nice and peckish.
Gwen: But I'm allergic to eucalyptus!
Chris: Rough. Plus, you have to do this without your hands!
Heather and Gwen gasp
Gwen: Oh no. [sneezes]
Chris: First bowl empty, wins! And go!
Heather: Ow, ow, ow!
Gwen [sneezes]: Oh, watch it!
Heather: Yes, I win!
Chris: Gwen, eleven o'clock. Exit's right behind you.
Gwen: Thanks. Suck it, Heather. In your... [descending scream] Face!
Heather: Yes!
Chris: If you think that was fun, you're gonna love what I do to these guys next time right here on Total. Drama. [singing] World Tour!
Cody- Sierra
Courtney- Heather
Gwen- Heather
Heather- Gwen
Sierra- Gwen
(2 Gwen and Heather) (1 Sierra)
Eliminated: Gwen [Lost Tiebreaker]
Sweden Sour
(The Duncney breakup still happens with Duncan doing the breakup.)
Owen: I made a pledge to be loyal to Al until the end, but... I don't know.
Duncan: Just ask yourself this. What would Noah do?
Owen [gasps]
Duncan: You won't regret it.
Sierra: Cody and I are voting for Heather. We trust you'll do the same.
Courtney: Bye bye, Heather.
Chris: Ah, the elimination room. This is where one of you will be tossed into the darkness to plummet out of my life and possibly to the end of your own. And if this weren't a reward challenge, that would happen tonight. Psych! No vote tonight! You're all safe! For now.
Heather: Yes!
Courtney: Oh, come on!
Sierra: No fair!
Chris: Yes, sirree. As we speak, Team Perfect Me is getting their reward. Swedish massages performed by a genuine registered massage therapist.
Team Amazon: Aw...
Chris: What other kinds of therapists will our competitors need before the season's over? Find out next time on Total. Drama. World Tour!
Cody- Heather
Courtney- Heather
Heather- Sierra
Sierra- Heather
(3 Heather) (1 Sierra)
Non-Elimination Episode
Niagara Brawls
Chris: You're in luck, Owen, my man. Last time on the Aftermath show, they had a Second Chance Challenge, where one of the losers could score a spot back in the game. And we're about to enjoy a little number from the winner.
Cody: Gwen? Is it Gwen?
Duncan: That wouldn't suck.
Chris: She's 1 pound of sassy in a 95-pound package and she's probably wearing twelve pounds of mascara. It's...
(Pause. Ok I wanted to do this in another what if, but this is kind of close to the cannon just that no one knows about the Gwncan kiss.)
Chris: Beth!
Alejandro: ¿Qué?
Courtney and Heather: What?
(Beth does her song, "Betherific" which probably doesn't sound too good.)
Beth: Whatever. So, which one of these teams am I on, anyway?
Chris: You're on your own. Because as of right now, there are no more teams.
Courtney and Heather: Yes!
Alejandro: Well, gentleman, it's been an honor. I trust our brotherhood can continue in some manner?
Duncan: Of course, man.
Owen: Oh, sure! We're buddies all the way to the end! Right, Dunc?
Duncan [gasps]
Chris: Since we are in the honeymoon capital of the world, I thought it'd be cool to drop some arranged marriages on you. [chuckles]
Sierra [squeals]
Chris: Check it. Slots o' Fun for me, not so fun for you. Each girl pulls a lever to win a husband she'll team up with in today's challenge. Cha-ching!
[ding ding ding]
Sierra: [confessional] [hyperventilating] Husband! Cody! [squeaky] Forever!
Boys: Ow!
[bear growls]
Heather: Um... what's the bear for?
Chris: Casinos are all about excitement. And what's more exciting than a big, angry bear?
The Boys scream
Owen: Nice doggie.
Chris: Trust me, you don't wanna land on that guy. Let the games begin! Sierra, you're up!
Sierra: Mama needs a new pair of Codys!
[ding ding ding]
Sierra: [gasps] No!
Alejandro: Ow! Help me someone, I'm stuck!
Chris: Sierra, you've won-
Sierra: This isn't happening. This isn't happening. This isn't happening!
Heather: I better take him. She won't stop unless somebody does.
Beth: Why do you get to take him?
Courtney: No kidding. What's up with that?
Sierra: Yep. Heather. Good enough for me.
Courtney: [growls] [confessional] "Eliminated Duncan from game" is now number two one my to-do list. Welcome to number one, Heather!
Sierra: [groaning]
Chris: Whoa, whoa there, Bridezilla. Back of the line for you. Blaineley, you're next.
Beth: Ugh. Honestly the only man I don't want is the Bear. I'm fine with anyone else.
[ding ding ding]
Owen: Ah! [groans]
Beth: Huh. I was thinking that I jinxed myself. Marrying the audience favorite could be a positive boost for my image.
Owen: I'm the audience favorite?
Beth: Nothing's as important on TV as your likability index. I've studied everyone's. Owen, what's going on with your face?
Owen: Wha? I washed it yesterday. I-I think.
Courtney: You must've spared me from the Falls for a reason. So, I beg you, do not pair me with Duncan,
[ding ding ding]
[bear growls]
Chris: Has Courtney found her perfect match?
Courtney: [screaming]
Beth: Yep!
Chris: Will she get mauled at the Falls? Find out after this!
[bear growls]
Chris: Courtney and the bear in Splitsville already? Ha ha. Courtney, now that you're on the rebound, let's pull the lever again for lucky husband number two.
[ding ding ding]
Courtney: Aw, come on!
Duncan: Ah!
Courtney: Maybe I should work things out with the bear.
Sierra: Yes! My blog "When Cody and I Get Married" has just become a prophecy!
Chef: Wow. You got them all right. Anything to declare?
Courtney: Uh, yes. I declare my husband to be an insensitive jerk who thinks his piercings make him cool, when really, they just divert attention away from his lack of personality.
Duncan: And I declare wifey here to be a stuck-up windbag. I also declare she could use some mouthwash!
Courtney: Oof!
Chris: [claps] Congrats, you guys. You'll be traveling together in first class. And you've both won invincibility. Which means... you can't vote for each other. A sick twist.
Courtney: I want a divorce!
Duncan: Oh, really?! 'Cause I wanna stay married to your sunshiney self forever!
Beth: Help us!
Alejandro: Go, Owen!
Owen pants
[boat horn honks]
(Confessional: Sierra)
Sierra: I've been waiting two seasons for this day. And now, it's ruined! I had something old - Chris! Something new - my wedding dress. And something borrowed - Cody's toothbrush. And now I've got something blue - me! Why couldn't he just say it, huh? Do you, Cody, take Sierra to be your wife forever and ever and ever?!
(Confessional Off)
Cody: Ooh. Listening to The Falls all day really makes you have to go!
Alejandro: Mm.
Sierra: Oh, sorry. Do you desperately have to go?
Cody: Uh, yeah. I do.
Sierra: You do? Y-You really, really do?! [smooch] It's official! That kiss just consummated our marriage! No chance of annulment now, And I do not believe in divorce, okay? So, its looking like death do us part!
Cody: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That wasn't a real wedding, was it?
Alejandro: May I offer my congratulations to the new couple! As your only witness, I must make it official.
Sierra: Oh, my gosh. I almost forgot about the witness part!
Alejandro: Yes! You did. But I will help you, and there's just one thing I need from you in return, as it were.
(Later at elimination.)
Chris: Duncan and Courtney have immunity. Everyone else is fair game. What's it gonna be? Interesting. Really? Huh. Who'd've thought? Wow. [chuckles]
Heather: Read them already!
Chris: Okay, okay. Hold on to your halter top. 1 vote for Sierra.
Sierra: I'm sorry. My name is Sierra-Cody now. It's hyphenated.
Chris: Three votes for Heather.
Heather: What?! Did Courtney vote thrice?
Chris: And four votes... for... Owen!
Owen: What? Me?
(Alejandro flashes an evil smile.)
Chris: Owen, the gang has spoken.
[elimination music]
Owen: Oh, okay. Well, I'll miss you guys.
Duncan: Smell you later, man.
Alejandro: I am weeping. On the inside.
Owen: You can't do it on the outside, Al? Just a little? I'd like that. Al? Al? Al! Al?
Beth: Bye Owen.
Owen: [chuckles] Oops. Little help? [farts]
Alejandro coughs
Chris: If you think that was harsh, just wait 'til you see what happens next time right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!
Alejandro- Owen
Beth- Heather
Cody- Sierra
Null Courtney- Owen
Null Duncan- Heather
Heather- Owen
Owen- Heather
Sierra- Owen
(4 Owen) (3 Heather) (1 Sierra)
Eliminated: Owen
Chinese Fake-Out
Chris: A little Chinese lesson, for you. Manman chi means "enjoy your meal."
Everyone (except Courtney and Sierra): Manman chi. It's no raw deal.
Cody: Is it roasted eel?
Chris: Manman chi means "bon appétit."
Alejandro, Beth, Duncan and Heather: Manman chi. What do we have to eat?
Heather: It's still moving its feet!
Chris: Manman chi. It's dinner for four.
Alejandro, Beth, and Duncan: Manman chi. We've got room for more.
Duncan: I think I'm nearly done for.
-
Chris: Manman chi. Don't get the squirts.
Alejandro and Beth: Manman chi. We'd rather eat our shirts!
Heather: Wait, stop!
Heather: Why does Alejandro keep bending over while he's eating?
Duncan: I got a better question. Why does ol' Courtney keep chewing her cud back here?
Courtney: I do not!
Alejandro: You have a little something...
Courtney: [slurps]
Heather: Chris, what are you going to do about all this crazy cheating?
Chris: Yeah, okay. Budget, blah blah blah. What am I supposed to do?
Heather: Get off the phone and host the flipping show! Alejandro is slipping his food back to Courtney.
Alejandro: It is a lie!
Courtney: So not true!
Chris: Listen, we gotta wrap this up. So, here's the dealio. One last round, whoever wins has invincibility in tonight's vote and they get to take the person of their choice up to first class with them.
Sierra gasps then claps
Heather: At least move Courtney away from Alejandro.
Chris: Fine. Courtney, put this on to prove you can keep your mouth shut.
Courtney: This is ridiculous.
Chris: Let's get this done.
Alejandro and Beth: Manman chi. (off-key) Manman chi-i-i.
Chris: They love to eat on The Yangtze. Manman chi. Manman... Huh?
Alejandro gags and vomits
Sierra: Cody's in first class with me and my Love-me tea!
Beth: Chris, we finished at the same time. Does that mean we both win immunity?
Chris: Yep. We don't have enough time for a tiebreaker.
(I feel like this would happen since Beth put a throw up filled retainer in her mouth.)
Alejandro: I assume you feel compelled to vote for Courtney. I do not blame you.
Duncan: Yeah, well you go ahead with your Heather vote. I won't miss her.
Alejandro: I was actually thinking Cody.
Duncan: But Heather busted you cheating.
Alejandro: Hmmm... True.
Chris: Heather, Courtney, Heather, Courtney, Sierra, Heather. And the final vote goes to... Courtney. It's a tie!
Heather: Prepare to lose Courtney!
Courtney: I'll never lose to you!
[phone rings theme song]
Chris: The producer's breathing down my neck and I'm getting a lot of flak on this budget stuff, so I was thinking, why don't you both take off?
Heather and Courtney: What?!
Courtney and Heather: How is getting rid of me going to save money?
Chris: Weight on the plane, food budget, I dunno. You're just both really annoying me.
Courtney: Prepare to hear from my lawyers! And Duncan, prepare for a personal defamation lawsuit while I'm at it.
Duncan: Buh-bye.
Alejandro- Heather
Null Beth- Heather
Cody- Sierra Null
Courtney- Heather
Duncan- Courtney
Heather- Courtney
Null Sierra- Courtney
(3 Courtney and Heather) (1 Sierra) Null
Eliminated: Courtney and Heather
African Lying Safari
(Chris doesn't know about Zeke on the plane so let's say that this challenge switches with Rapa Phooey.)
Chris: Whoa. Congrats, Alejandro. You are on your way to first class. Mm. Tension-y. All righty then. One vote for Sierra and 1 vote for Beth. And the lucky loser is... Beth!
Beth: What? Duncan?
Duncan: This isn't season 2 Beth. Just leave already.
Beth: Alright then, but before I go, I have some things to say first! Ezekiel? He's still hiding in the hold! Sierra, Cody has voted for you every single time. Good luck Cody! [descending scream]
Chris: Now, Alejandro, who you bringing to the big leagues?
Alejandro: It's a tough call, but... Cody.
Duncan, Cody, and Sierra: What?!
(Confessionals On)
Alejandro: Now that I know Duncan be persuaded, it's time to focus on breaking the bonds of Sierra's and Cody's matrimony.
(Confessionals Off)
Null Alejandro- Beth
Beth- Sierra
Cody- Sierra
Duncan- Beth
Sierra- Beth
(3 Beth) (2 Sierra)
Eliminated: Beth
Rapa Phooey!
Cody: My socks are still on? I'm still in the same position I fell asleep in? [sniffs] I don't smell like crazy? Oh, Sierra left me alone all night!
Alejandro: She did try to sneak in. Seven times. But I sleep with one eye open for a reason.
Cody: Oh, mm! Thank you!
Alejandro: Please, my friend. It was nothing. Could we get up before someone sees us? [confessional] [yawns] Win African challenge, invite pathetically grateful nerdling to first class, win today's challenge, get nerdling to vote for Sierra. Done, done, and oh so close I can taste it. [real time] While you were sleeping, Chris delivered my prize for winning. Sadly, I do not have much of a sugar tooth.
Cody: Yes?
Alejandro: And as my dear mama always says, I am sweet enough already.
Cody: Yes?
Alejandro: Plus, I would rather not pollute my system with chemicals and dyes.
Cody: Can I have it?!
Alejandro: Oh. Would you like it? Please, enjoy!
Cody: Oh! [chewing loudly] I owe you one, man! [chuckles]
Sierra: The marriage has been maybe... a teensy-weensy bit rocky so far. But I will do whatever it takes! So, what do you recommend?
Duncan: Ugh, I am not a therapist.
Sierra: Just pretend!
Duncan: How is this supposed to do anything?
Sierra: I need advice desperately! How do I make my marriage work?
Duncan: [confessional] "Marry somebody you don't have to trick into it, move out of Crazytown and join the rest of us in the real world, and leave Duncan alone!" is what I would have said. [sighs] But with Alejandro in first making friends with Cody, Mrs. Crazytown could be my only chance! So... do not judge me.
Sierra: Please! [crying] Please.
Duncan: Fine. You wanna know what I really think?
Sierra: Yes. Maybe. No. Yes. Maybe?
Duncan: You should try to get better friendships since better friendships equals a better relationship. Also, it is my duty to warn you. Alejandro is trying to destroy your marriage. You need to get him out of your experience and the game.
Sierra: Ha! Heh. Oh, you're so funny.
Duncan: Funny weird, or funny "I'm gonna vote for Alejandro at the next elimination"?
Sierra: As if you want Alejandro to leave. He's the only ally you have left.
Chris: Duncan takes the win!
Chris: And it's time to vote! The first person to be nominated for the Drop of Shame is... Alejandro. Next vote, Sierra. Next vote, Sierra.
Sierra and Cody gasps
Chris: And the fourth and final vote says this week's loser is... Sierra.
Cody: [gasps] Yes! [chuckles nervously]
Duncan: [confessional] Ultimately, Cody's a much better ally. Reason number one, he's sane!
Cody: [confessional] It was nice of Sierra to help me. I owe her my life. But I just caught her basket weaving a bird's nest out of my spare undies. It has to end! [real time] [grunts] I'm sorry.
Sierra: I'll wait for you. Win it for us.
Chris: Adorable. But you can shut off the waterworks, because you're all still in the final four! It was just a reward challenge!
Duncan: What? Seriously?!
Chris: Duncan... because you won, your prize awaits you in first class, and as usual, you can bring the loser of your choice.
Duncan: Uh, okay. Well, I was going to invite someone else, but since my friend is still here, which is awesome, I'm gonna let Sierra and Cody spend the flight together.
Sierra: [gasps] Really?! Oh, Codykins!
Cody: Why, Duncan? Why?! [crying]
Alejandro: Interesting choice. I'll pray for you, amigo.
Duncan: Just to be clear, you will be together in economy, I am flying first class.
Alejandro: As I gather, so am I.
Alejandro- Sierra
Cody- Sierra
Null Duncan- Sierra
Sierra- Alejandro
(3 Sierra) (1 Alejandro)
Non-Elimination Episode
Awwwwww, Drumheller
Duncan: [yawns] Ugh. That was NOT a first-class sleep. [crack] Ow.
Alejandro: Would you like a delicious pupusa?
Duncan: [scoffs] No!
Alejandro: Thank you, once again, for inviting me up here with you.
Duncan: Well, if I separated Sierra and Cody, that wingnut would be gunning for me. You were the only one left.
[in economy class]
Cody: [dreamily] Of course I'll marry you, Gwen. Sierra? Oh! She had quite a bad roller-skating accident. Don't worry your pretty head about- [snaps out of it when Sierra caresses Cody on her lap] AAAAAAHHH! What are you doing?
Sierra: You were having a terrible nightmare. Come. Let me hug it away for you.
Cody: I thought you'd be mad at me.
Sierra: Whatever for? Here comes the huggy-hug head.
Cody: Maybe because, well...you help me out and then I, uh, maybe voted for you?
Sierra: All that matter now is that I'm here with you! On the best day of the year! I hope you like surprises.
Cody: From you?
Sierra: Oh! You'll like this one. I'm making you something. Something verrrrrry special. Hehehe! But you're gonna have to be patient.
Cody gulps
[In the plane hallway]
Alejandro: Sierra? Have a moment?
Sierra: [scoffs] Don't even bother trying to flirt with me, okay? I'm a one Codykins girl.
Alejandro: Of course. However, I feel I must tell you something.
Sierra: I don't have all day, you know. I have a secret surprise to engineer.
Alejandro: Your plans may change after I tell you that Duncan plans to rig the votes to eliminate Cody and I don't know why, but Cody wanted to help.
Sierra: *gasps* No! That can't be true! How did you know that?! I'm gonna kick Duncan's but.
Alejandro: Ah, ah, ah. Patience. You must not let emotions rule your game.
Cody: Why is it wearing a party hat?
Sierra: Because it's your birthday?
Cody: It's my birthday? It's my birthday! I totally forgot!
Sierra: I could never, ever forget your birthday! Duncan? Did you remember it was his birthday?
[confessional on]
Duncan: Remember his birthday? The dweeb is lucky I remember his name.
[confessional off]
Cody: It's so sweet that you remembered Sierra. Thank you. Really.
Duncan: So, I'm stuck going into the final 3 with Alejandro. It sucks, because he's so good at everything. If I'm lucky, the final will be some other disgusto-eating-thing-rat-intestines or whatever, and he won't have Courtney to cheat for him. [Sierra barges in, thus startling him] If you're planning my murder, remember, we are on TV and everyone...
Sierra: We need to talk!
[confessional off]
[At the campfire]
Chris: I've got a little season 1 tribute treat here for you. Remember, Sierra has invincibility, so there better not be any votes against her. So, Sierra, you get tonight's first marshmallow.
Sierra: Aww! I used to eat these at home while watching the show! [eats the marshmallow] Oh, it is so much better than I ever imagined, oh.
Chris: Tonight's second marshmallow goes to Duncan, who also had no votes against him. Let's read the remaining votes, just for a little suspenseful fun. The first vote goes to...Cody. One for Alejandro. Another one for Alejandro. And the last vote goes to...
Sierra: [interrupts Chris as he was about to read the last vote] Wait! We've been through a lot together, so I think we should do one last thing before anyone gets the boot. BRB! [goes into the Total Drama Jumbo Jet and gets Cody's cake with the lit sparklers on it] Happy Birthday, Cody! I made it myself! [sparks land on spilled oil]
Everyone: Sierra! Look out!
Sierra: What?!
[a feral Ezekiel and other animals evacuate the plane before it explodes. After that, the plane gets blown up with a huge explosion.]
Cody: Sierra!
Chris: [anguished] My beautiful plane!
Cody: Are you okay?
Sierra: It was chocolate, your favorite! [Duncan and Alejandro rush over.]
Alejandro: Are you okay?
Sierra: Do I LOOK okay?! [she is seen charred, and her hair disintegrates after she accidentally blows up the plane with the lit firecrackers on Cody's birthday cake]
Duncan: Chris? Hey, Chris?!
Chris: [in sheer rage] Oh, she's fine! Although I guess with the whole BLOWING UP MY PLANE business... SHE'S OUT OF THE GAME!
Alejandro: So... the final three, it's Cody, Duncan and me?!
Sierra: [to Cody] Cody, you must win it for both of us.
Duncan: [uneasily when Alejandro offers him a high five] Whoo. Yeah. [high fives Alejandro] Uh, be right back. [he tosses the votes into the campfire]
Alejandro: You will regret this, Duncan. Oh, yes. You will regret this.
Alejandro- Cody
Cody- Alejandro
Duncan- Alejandro
Null Sierra- Alejandro
(3 Alejandro) (1 Cody)
Eliminated: Sierra
Hawaiian Style
Team Cody: Beth, DJ, Harold, Justin, Leshawna, Noah, Owen, and Trent.
Team Alejandro: Courtney, Katie, Lindsay, Sadie, Blaineley, and Tyler.
Team Duncan: Gwen and Eva
Hawaiian Punch
(Duncan doesn't make it to Hawaii so he gets 3rd. The final 2 is Cody and Alejandro. Harold and Heather are Cody's helpers. Alejandro's helpers are Courtney and Lindsay.)
Alejandro: You are gorgeous when you've lost.
Heather: Ugh! I worked so hard and now you're just gonna take the mil and vanish from my life forever! Oh, just throw your stupid doll in the stupid volcano already.
Alejandro: So, what are you more upset about losing? The million or me?
Heather: Are you cracked? [sniffles] I would never fall for a jerk like you!
Alejandro: Then why are you blushing?
Heather: Hello! We're like, right beside the hottest thing on the planet.
Chris: [sips] Yeah.
Alejandro: Admit it. You're in love with me.
Heather: What? I don't love you; I love-
Cody and Owen gasp
Heather: Er, hate! I mean, I hate you!
Alejandro: I know what you meant. And I must confess. At first, yes, my intentions were purely strategic.
Chris: Can the confessing wait? Kind of on a schedule here, bro.
Alejandro: That is no longer the case. Because you, you have stolen my heart.
Owen: Oh, that is so beautiful.
Sadie: Even if it is Heather.
Alejandro: Our connection goes deeper than any game. Together, we could take over the world!
Heather: Wow. I suppose I might actually feel a... a little something.
Alejandro: Mi amor! [kissing]
All but Justin: Ew...
Alejandro grunts
All: Ooh...
Heather: A little something called victory! So long, sucker!
Alejandro: No!
Heather: Yeah. Boys are okay... But a million dollars is way better! Cody! Now!
Cody: Oh right! (dumps a pineapple sacrifice)
(I feel like Cody would spend the money on candy. I also think that he maybe gives some pity cash to Heather and Sierra.)
Who won? Well, that's up to you to decide.