"So, what should we do about this mess?" Edward asked over breakfast the next day. "Martel can't stay there forever! Is that understood, you...thing? I want my brother to be the only one in there!"
"Hey," Martel's voice began. "Its not my fault Bradley killed me. If you want, you can go talk to the guy yourself. Just be careful. He's a Homunculus like Greed. Now don't freak out, kids. It's just a fact. He has the same snake tattoo as Greed."
"Well!" Edward wasn't going to beleive his brother's room mate. "Maybe he saw it and liked it, so he got one of his own. I have to say that Greed's Tattoo was pretty awesome."
Martel sighed. Edward and Winry were not going to get this, were they? "Ed. May I call you, Ed?"
"No!" The Alchemist shot back, shoving a scone into his mouth. "I wannuootocallee, Edward, the Tall and Most Awesome Alchemist!"
"Also know as ET." Alphonse giggled before pointing out, "You do have an antenna, Edward..."
"Whatever! Lets eat and go talk to Bradley and get our ass kicked out of the Military for good."
"Or get laughed right out..." Alphonse muttered to Edward who was watching Bradley laugh and laugh and laugh... "I didn't think he'd find this story so funny..."
"Neither did I." Edward really wanted to punch The Fuehrer in the face for the way he was reacting, but found himself handing the man a clean handkerchief. "Here."
"Hahaaaaa...I'm sorry! This is just...ahahaaaaa!"
"Or stared at." Edward stared right back at the Colonel who picked up the phone on his desk as it rang.
"Or beat up!" Aphonse screamed as Izumi threw him across the kitchen. "Aaahhh-"
"What the hell were you thinking?!" Their teacher screamed. "Letting yourself get kidnapped and the, highjacked!"
"It's not my fault!" Alphonse cried, this busy day was really starting to get on his nerves. "Please! You have to help me figure out how to get Martel out!"
Izumi sighed and put down the butcher's knife on the counter. "...Al, I'm sorry this happened to you and I do want to help you in anyway that I can. First, let us all sit down for dinner as my honey made the food tonight and we can talk after that."
Author's Note: Hello all my readers, I have been so busy waiting for inspiration to hit me for this story and I think I just have been. So expect a sooner update. Thank you for waiting so long!