johnymike98: What if jo was the main villian of revenge of the island and Scott was eliminated when fang bite him
Me: Sure
You mean in Truth or Laser Shark? I don't know. Seems too early. Also, that means that Dakota gets saved. I'll think about it.
Guest: What if there was no double elimination in China? It would probably be Cody voting for Courtney instead of the immune Sierra, so Blaineley sticking around
Me: Sure. That's what this what if is!
:
What if Chinese Fake-Out ended without a double elimination?
Chinese Fake-Out
Chris: Blaineley, Courtney, Blaineley, Courtney, Courtney, Blaineley. And the final vote goes to... Courtney!
Courtney: What?! Prepare to hear from my lawyers! And Duncan, prepare for a personal defamation lawsuit while I'm at it.
Duncan: Buh-bye.
Alejandro- Blaineley
Blaineley- Courtney
Courtney- Blaineley
Cody- Courtney
Duncan- Courtney
Heather- Blaineley
Null Sierra- Courtney
(4 Courtney) (3 Blaineley)
Eliminated: Courtney
Rapa Phooey!
Alejandro: Another piece of world heritage destroyed.
Heather: That is not the only chiseled rock that is going to get destroyed today.
Alejandro: Chiseled, you say?
Heather [laughs nervously]: I-I said gristled. Arrogant much?
Chris: And welcome to Easter Island. AKA, Rapa Nui. Place is old. These dudes were carved so long ago, no one even remembers why anymore. Ten bucks says it started as a dare.
Heather: Twenty bucks says get on with it.
Chris: Yeah. Today, you, our final six, are going on a highly traditional Easter Island egg hunt.
Cody: For chocolate Easter eggs?
Chris: Uh, no. I'm talking the old school kind of eggs, that come from birds, you know? Those flying things with feathers and talons and vicious "kill you in a second" beaks.
Alejandro gasps
Chris: Speaking of which... traditional feathered Rapa Nui headdresses. Wear 'em with pride, chickens. Hidden in these head things are a bunch of colored eggs that match the color of your... head things.
Heather: Wow. You really did your research.
Chris: Your challenge? To find three eggs in your color. Then make a break for the massive underground cavern system and book it all the way up to the highest point on the island. Reach the top with all three eggs to begin the second part of today's challenge.
Heather: What happens if we drop an egg?
Chris: You'll have to come all the way back here for a replacement, and no, you cannot take a backup egg. First to the top gets a big advantage in part two. Now, scramble!
Heather: Hey Sierra!
Sierra: Do you want me to vote Alejandro?
Heather: Yes! No! Blaineley! No! Yes!
Sierra: So, Alejandro or Blaineley?
Heather: Alejandro! No wait! Blaineley! No! Alejandro! Blaineley!
Sierra: … O...K...
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: This is bad. He needs to go now! [Sad face]
(Confessional: Off)
Chris: Whoa. Congrats, Heather! You are on your way to first class. Mm. Tension-y. All righty then. One vote for Heather, one for Alejandro. One for Duncan. One for Sierra. One for Blaineley. And the lucky loser is... Blaineley!
Blaineley: What?!
Chris: Relax, I was just Jo-
Blaineley: Not so fast, I have some things to say first! Ezekiel? He's still hiding in the hold! Sierra, Cody has voted for you almost every single time. Get a clue! Heather and Alejandro, just give it up and make out already!
Heather: Can you get her out of here?
Chris: I don't know. This part's kinda fun.
Blaineley: Oh, you wanna hear something really fun? They wanted me to host the show. You only got the job because I said no and-
Chris: OK! That's enough! I was joking! You're safe! The loser is actually … Duncan!
Duncan: [sighs] Kinda expected that. I've gotten out of bigger jams that this- [descending scream]
Chris: I'm gonna miss that delinquent. Now, Heather, who you bringing to the big leagues?
Heather: Uh, okay. I'm gonna let Sierra and Cody spend the flight together.
Sierra: [gasps] Really?! Oh, Codykins!
Cody: Why, Heather? Why?! [crying]
Alejandro: Interesting choice. I'll pray for you, amigo.
Heather: Just to be clear, you will be together in economy, I am flying first class with Blaineley.
Blaineley, Chris, and Alejandro: Really?!
(Confessional: Heather, Alejandro, and Blaineley (with Chris))
Heather: Apparently having only Cody isn't enough in an alliance. Gotta have more allies.
Alejandro: Now that's a surprise. I know Heather could only pick either me or Blaineley since the whole Sierra and Cody thing going on. I could use allies and I just got two with Heather's only one.
Blaineley: Finally! I have a potential ally! Since Chef got caught an all. Heather was my only option anyway. Well Cody too, but Heather's a better ally.
Chris: Things are getting crazy! Fifteen down and only five remain. Who will almost die next? Find out right here on Total. Drama. World Tour! What?
(Confessionals: Off)
Alejandro- Duncan
Blaineley- Duncan
Cody- Sierra
Duncan- Heather Null
Null Heather- Alejandro
Sierra- Blaineley
(2 Duncan) (1 Sierra, Heather Null, Alejandro, and Blaineley)
Eliminated: Duncan
African Lying Safari
Chris: Each player must run one at a time from the starting line to that pile of African Safu Plums. Grab as many as you can carry and run back. And you'll be doing all of this while your fellow competitors pummel you with soccer balls. Next, take the plums you've brought back and whack 'em with the cricket bat to smash those gourds open. Like this.
whack
Chef grunts
Chris: I know! He's like a one-man cockroach infestation. But when a certain blonde whose name rhymes with Blaineley-
Blaineley: Um, I'm right here!
Chris: When she ratted Zeke out, Chef went a-hunting and found the scrawny lunatic down in the hold. I should warn you, though. He's totally feral thanks to all that time with the animals. Whoever nabs the beast formerly known as Ezekiel wins invincibility and first-class seats to our next destination.
Heather: With the player of their choice, blah blah blah. Where's my reward?
Chris: In a second! Go to your gourds and check inside. They contain what you'll use to hunt with.
Heather: I fully intend to kick your butt!
Alejandro: And I yours. But for now, I suggest we work together. Uh, temporarily. To ensure we're kicking each other's butt in the finale.
Heather: I'm listening.
Alejandro: We simply continue to act awkward around each other in front of the others while we secretly combine-
Heather and Alejandro: Our powers and knock everyone else out of the ring.
Heather: That has to stop, but I am in on the alliance.
Alejandro: Excellent. I have the perfect plan to keep Blaineley busy and capture Ezekiel. [whispering] You see, we just need to...
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: Even I'm not that ruthless.
(Confessional: Off)
Heather: So, Blaineley, still in the game even though Chef got caught? Not your best move.
Blaineley: Okay, what are you trying to- Whoa! Ugh, Gross! [Sniff] Eww!
Alejandro: Oh no. Those must be Serengeti blood berries. Beautiful to look at, but their juice smells just like fresh blood.
Duncan: Ugh, disgusting. I'm gonna go wash off.
Heather: Are you sure this is gonna work?
Alejandro: Trust me.
[bubbling]
Ezekiel growls
Blaineley [after screaming and [grunting]: Hey, guys? A little help here?! Seriously?!
Sierra: There's Ezekiel! Ugh, I'm out of ammo!
[poof]
Blaineley snoring
Heather and Alejandro: We did it!
Alejandro gasps
Chris: Whoa. Alejandro takes the win!
Heather: I would've had a shot if he didn't steal all my ammo!
Chris: Aw, you guys are so cute! Now quick, grab Duncan and let's get the heck out of Africa before Zeke wakes up! [plane engine starts] And it's time to vote! The first person to be nominated for the Drop of Shame is... Heather. Next vote, Blaineley. Next vote, Sierra. Next vote, Sierra.
Sierra and Cody: [gasps]
Chris: And the fifth and final vote says this week's loser is... Sierra.
Cody: [gasps] Yes! [chuckles nervously]
(Confessional: Heather and Cody)
Heather: Sure, Sierra and I are both girls. But all that we have in common is that we both wear bras and mascara. Some of us better than others. Ultimately, Cody's a much better ally. Reason number one, he's sane!
Cody: It was nice of Sierra to help me. I owe her my life. But I just caught her basket weaving a bird's nest out of my spare undies. It has to end!
(Confessional: Off)
Cody: [grunts] I'm sorry.
Sierra: I'll wait for you. Win it for us.
Chris: Adorable. But you can shut off the waterworks, because you're all still in the final five! It was just a reward challenge!
Heather: What? Seriously?!
Chris: Alejandro... because you won, your prize awaits you in first class, and as usual, you can bring the loser of your choice.
Alejandro: It's a tough call, but... Cody.
Heather, Cody, and Sierra: What?!
(Confessionals: AleHeather)
Alejandro: Now that I know Heather can be persuaded, it's time to focus on breaking the bonds of Sierra's and Cody's matrimony.
Heather: That rat! I fake agreed to an alliance and this is how he repays me?! He is so going down!
(Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Come back next time for more spills, chills, and planet-endangering thrills right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!
Null Alejandro- Sierra
Blaineley- Heather
Cody- Sierra
Heather- Sierra
Sierra- Blaineley
(3 Sierra) (1 Heather and Blaineley)
NON-ELIMINATION
Awwwwww, Drumheller
Cody is seen snoring before he wakes up with a gasp.
Cody: My socks are still on? I'm still in the same position I fell asleep in? [sniffs] I don't smell like crazy? Oh, Sierra left me alone all night!
Alejandro: She did try to sneak in. Seven times. But I sleep with one eye open for a reason.
Cody: Oh, mm! Thank you!
Alejandro: Please, my friend. It was nothing. Could we get up before someone sees us?
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: [yawns] Win African challenge, invite pathetically grateful nerdling to first class, win today's challenge, get nerdling to vote for Heather. Done, done, and oh so close I can taste it.
(Confessional: Off)
Alejandro: While you were sleeping, Chris delivered my prize for winning. Sadly, I do not have much of a sugar tooth.
Cody: Yes?
Alejandro: And as my dear mama always says, I am sweet enough already.
Cody: Yes?
Alejandro: Plus, I would rather not pollute my system with chemicals and dyes.
Cody: Can I have it?!
Alejandro: Oh. Would you like it? Please, enjoy!
Cody: Oh! [chewing loudly] I owe you one, man! [chuckles]
Sierra: The marriage has been maybe... a teensy-weensy bit rocky so far. But I will do whatever it takes! So, what do you recommend?
Heather: Ugh, I am not a therapist.
Sierra: Just pretend!
Heather: How is this supposed to do anything?
Sierra: I need advice desperately! How do I make my marriage work?
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: "Marry somebody you don't have to trick into it, move out of Crazytown and join the rest of us in the real world, and leave Heather alone!" is what I would have said. [sighs] But with Alejandro in first undoing all my hard work on Cody, Mrs. Crazytown could be my only chance! So... do not judge me.
(Confessional: Off)
Sierra: Please! [crying] Please.
Heather: Fine. You wanna know what I really think?
Sierra: Yes. Maybe. No. Yes. Maybe?
Heather: It is time for you to start trusting the girls in your life.
Sierra: How will that save my relationship?
Heather: Boyfriends come and go, but girlfriends are forever. And girl to girl, it is my duty to warn you. Alejandro is trying to destroy your marriage. You need to get him out of your experience and the game.
Sierra: Ha! Heh. Oh, you're so funny.
Heather: Funny weird, or funny "I'm gonna vote for Alejandro at the next elimination"?
Sierra: As if you want Alejandro to leave. You're so into him, his kidneys are getting crowded.
(Confessional: Sierra)
Sierra: Between me and Cody-Wody and the Heather-Alejandro love fest, this plane is starting to feel like one huge double date in a can. Well, 'cept for Chris and Chef. Chef isn't really Chris' type. Poor Blaineley.
(Confessional: Off)
Alejandro: Sierra? Have a moment?
Sierra: [scoffs] Don't even bother trying to flirt with me, okay? I'm a one Codykins girl.
Alejandro: Of course. However, I feel I must show you something.
Sierra: I don't have all day, you know. I have a secret surprise to engineer.
Alejandro: Your plans may change after you see this!
Sierra: [gasps] No! That can't be true! Where did you get that?! I'm gonna kick Heather's husband-stealing butt!
Alejandro: Ah, ah, ah. Patience. You must not let emotions rule your game.
Chris: Welcome to Drumheller, Alberta. A world heritage site. It has the wickedest collection of dinosaur bones on the planet! In front of you is a giant pit with lots of super ancient dino bones. Grab whatever bones you can find to make your very own life-sized dino! I'm calling it...Design-a-saur-it!
All contestants groans
Chris: I know. They should pay just to come up with titles, I'm that good.
Sierra growls
Heather: What is your problem?
Alejandro: Remember. Strategy. Wait.
Chris: You have 2 minutes to rifle through the plane's cargo hold and grab whatever you can to help build your creations. Anddddddd, go!
Chris: Time's up! Now will begin the amazing truth through the ages of imaginary dinosaurs. Let's start with Alejandro.
Alejandro: I can do better than imaginary. This impressive fellow is the Allosaurus. And yes, that's his real name.
Cody and Sierra: Wow!
Heather: Show-off!
Chris: It's gonna be tough to beat that right of the gate.
Heather: Please. I can totally beat that. I would like to introduce, the glorious Chris-seratops! The Chris-seratops is on talented beast, and a real hit with the ladies. Like it?
Chris: Love it! L-U-V Luv! Cod-ster. What do you got?
Cody: Meet the Codiodon. No! Here. Meet him firsthand. Get to know him!
Sierra: Oh, Codiodon. How could you.
Heather: It's really light.
Cody: I came across a whole whack of these and I thought they were really cool.
Alejandro: They're coprolite fossils.
Cody: Alright! Let's call him the, uh, Codiolite!
Alejandro: Coprolite translates from ancient Greek. Copros meaning dung, and lite meaning stone.
Cody: You mean, it's fossilized...
Heather: Poop?!
Heather, Cody, and Sierra: Ew!
Chris: Sierra, please rescue us from Cody's sock-a-tude.
Sierra: Meet the brokenhearted-saurus. A tribute to all those who have been betrayed by those they love.
Cody: Why is it wearing a party hat?
Sierra: Because it's your birthday?
Cody: It's my birthday? It's my birthday! I totally forgot!
Sierra: I could never, ever forget your birthday! Heather? Did you remember it was his birthday?
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: Remember his birthday? Twerp is lucky I remember his name.
(Confessional off)
Cody: It's so sweet that you remembered Sierra. Thank you. Really.
Chris: Enough mush! Blaineley?
Blaineley: Meet the Blan-ceratopes! This Dino can get any man they want and is the most popular Dino! [Cricket noise] [Sarcastic. Deadpan voice] You're too kind.
Chris: It's judgement day! Which dinos will survive? And which ones will be driven to extinction? Oh, and did I mention who the very special judges are? You! With a surprise twist, of course.
Heather: A lie detector. Sure. Great idea, Chris. [shock] Sarcasm doesn't count as a lie!
Chris: It's time to vote for your fave dino. Can't vote for your own, of course. And...ya might wanna tell the truth. Just saying.
Heather: I love Cody's poopasaurus- [shocks]
Chris: [laughs] Yeah, might wanna tell the truth there, Heather.
Heather: Fine. Sierra's moving tribute to love and loss was the best, And I really like glitter glue. I have a whole secret collection of the kind that comes in pens. Don't judge me.
Chris: Oh, we are. Next!
Alejandro in the electric chair
Alejandro: I too vote for the dungeranus. [shocks] Fine. I appreciated Sierra's genuine emotion.
Chris: Good enough. Next!
Sierra in the chair
Sierra: Well, I love for Cody's doo-doo raptor, I must vote for vile Heather's major kiss up attempt. Mainly 'cause I bet my mom will make us build the Chris-seratops in the yard this summer.
Chris: Send me some pictures, eh? Next!
Cody in the chair
Cody: Last year, my own mom and dad forgot my birthday, so I gotta vote for Sierra's glitter-o-saurus.
Chris: Last and definitely least.
Blaineley in the chair
Blaineley: Well, I gotta go with Cody's. [shocks] Fine. I kinda like Heather's.
Chris: Care to explain why?
Blaineley: Shut up!
Chris: As the winner, Sierra gets this handy-dandy post digger.
Sierra: Yee-haw!
The digger turns on and Sierra aims it on Heather as Heather runs for her life.
Chris: Heather vs. the post digger. See who wins next right here on Total Drama World Tour!
Chris: Welcome back to resource-rich Alberta, Canada. The interns were supposed to bury these barrels full of maple syrup, sugar, spiders, and rattlesnakes.
Contestants gasps and screams
Chris: Long story short, the interns buried our reserved fuel barrels instead.
[Chris knocks down one of barrels at the interns.]
Chris: Since Heather came in second, she gets this rusty old prospector kit.
Heather: Yes!
Chris: And Cody takes third place and a shouvel. Blaineley takes fourth place.
Blaineley: A kiddie pail and shovel?
Chris: You're welcome. And for coming in dead last?
Alejandro: How am I last when I created the only realistic dinosaur? Ah, that has to get me something?
Chris: [chuckles] Yeah, you think so. First one back with a barrel of my oil wins immunity.
Cody: There must be 20 squared miles of badlands. It's like looking for a needle in 20 squared miles of badlands.
Chris: Oh! I forgot to mention. We'll be pummeling you with the occasional boulder. [chuckles] Funny, right? Ha-ha!
Chris blows the whistle
Cody: I already felt bad about voting for you, okay? And I guess now I realize that you must care a lot about me and I-
Sierra: [pulls out the photo of Cody and Heather] Must focus! Must focus!
Cody: Sierra, what's that? [looks up] Incoming!
Cody: *groans* How could this happen?
Sierra: You tell me. We're supposed to be married, which means you're not supposed to be cuddling with the meanest girl on the show! Or any girl! How could you?!
Cody: But I didn't do it, Sierra.
Sierra: I'll forgive you eventually, but cheaters have to acknowledge the-
Cody: Wait! This is just me, and Heather, alone in first class.
Sierra: Oh. Oh, gosh. I told myself I wasn't gonna cry, but...
Cody: No, Sierra, don't cry. That proves it's a fake. When do you ever leave me by myself?
Sierra: I let you go to the bathroom all the time.
Cody: But this isn't in the bathroom. Don't you see? There was no time that Heather and I could've been alone without you.
Sierra: I guess you're right.
Cody: Where did you get this?
Sierra: *gasps* Alejandro staged this!
Cody: He set me up! I can't believe I trusted him!
Sierra: Oh. My. Gosh. He is going downnnnnn! *crack*
Cody: What did you hit?
Sierra: [gasps] It's a barrel of oil!
Heather: Could you...put me down?
Alejandro: You will never never never vote for me.
Heather: Of course not! There's only like two votes left anyway.
Alejandro: Promise?
Heather: I promise. Now can you cut the King Kong act and put me the heller down?
Alejandro: Ah, ah. Now you will help me dig up a barrel. We will finish this challenge together.
(Confessional: Heandro(?))
Heather: Anyone who asks me if I liked having his hand on my shoulder will be wedged in a hole of their own. Got it? It is all strategic!
Alejandro: I did not my feelings get in the way of the game. It's just that I changed my mind. Got it!? It's all strategic.
(Confessional: Off)
[Heather and Alejandro rolls barrels of oil to the plane]
Heather: We lost.
Alejandro: And we've tied for 2nd. But it's okay. The worst that can happen is a tiebreaker. And either one of us can best either one of them. With our eyes closed.
(Confessional Heather (with Sierra))
Heather: So, I'm stuck going into the final 3 with Alejandro. It sucks, because he's so good at everything. If I'm lucky, the final will be some other disgusto-eating-thing-rat-intestines or whatever, and he won't have Courtney to cheat for him. [Sierra barges in, thus startling her] If you're planning my murder, remember, we are on TV and everyone-
Sierra: We need to talk!
(Confessional off)
At the campfire
Chris: I've got a little season 1 tribute treat here for you. Remember, Sierra has invincibility, so there better not be any votes against her. So, Sierra, you get tonight's first marshmallow.
Sierra: Aww! I used to eat these at home while watching the show! [eats the marshmallow] Oh, it is so much better than I ever imagined, oh.
Chris: Tonight's second marshmallow goes to Blaineley, who also had no votes against her. Let's read the remaining votes, just for a little suspenseful fun. The first vote goes to...Cody. One for Heather. One for Alejandro. Another one for Alejandro. And the last vote goes to...
Sierra: Wait! We've been through a lot together, so I think we should do one last thing before anyone gets the boot. BRB! [goes into the Total Drama Jumbo Jet and gets Cody's cake with the lit sparklers on it] Happy Birthday, Cody! I made it myself! [sparks land on spilled oil]
Everyone: Sierra! Look out!
Sierra: What?!
[a feral Ezekiel and other animals evacuate the plane before it explodes. After that, the plane gets blown up with a huge explosion, Alejandro shields Heather.]
Cody: Sierra!
Chris: [anguished] My beautiful plane!
Cody: Are you okay?
Sierra: It was chocolate, your favorite! [Heather and Alejandro rush over.]
Alejandro: Are you okay?
Sierra: Do I LOOK okay?! [she is seen charred, and her hair disintegrates after she accidentally blows up the plane with the lit firecrackers on Cody's birthday cake]
Heather: Chris? Hey, Chris?!
Chris: [in sheer rage] Oh, she's fine! Although I guess with the whole BLOWING UP MY PLANE business... SHE'S OUT OF THE GAME!
Alejandro: So... the final four, it's Cody, Heather, Blaineley and me?
Chris: No, the final three is Cody, Heather, and Blaineley!
Alejandro: What?!
Sierra: Cody, you must win it for both of us.
Alejandro- Cody
Blaineley- Heather
Cody- Alejandro
Heather- Alejandro
Null Sierra- Alejandro
(3 Alejandro) (1 Cody and Heather)
Eliminated: Alejandro and Sierra
Hawaiian Style
Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for? Who's it gonna be? Is it Heather, Blaineley, or will you pick Cody?
Bridgette: There's Heather, she's an ice queen, but she's been playin' hard!
Geoff: Too bad, everybody hates her. She'd have to pay a bodyguard!
Bridgette and Geoff: Who you gonna root for? Who's it gonna be? Is it Heather, Alejandro, or will you pick Cody?
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick-ity, you're gonna hear it from me! The only one winning this is C-O-DY! Pimpin' like a king, sippin' lemonade in the shade! Kickin' it Hawaiian style, gonna take home the cheddar! We're gonna be all smiles! Shawty!
Courtney: Hey! How come he gets to sing?
Geoff: He doesn't! Harold!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-ticki-ticki-tody, give it up for my man Cody! Harold's in the house spittin' rhymes like a roadie, a roadie!
Courtney: Gwen's a boyfriend stealer!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, whoa!
Courtney: Duncan's a dead man!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, oh, no!
Geoff: Cut! Stop the music!
(No Blaineley and Heather supporters. The final 2 is Heather and Cody btw)
Hawaiian Punch
Heather: (to herself) Shoving Ms. Unpopular into shark-infested waters for no reason? Cody just won the million. This vote's gonna be terrible.
Alejandro: (muttering) I do all of that work and get eliminated just like that!
Noah: Join the club, buster.
Chris: Now that we have our final two, it it's my pleasure to announce the peanut gallery will not be voting for the winner.
Heather: Yes!
Cody: (simultaneously) What?
Courtney: What?! But, you said we were gonna play a major role! Major!
Chris: Yep! Just not in a voty kinda way. Prepare to have your minds blown out by the most lethal challenge in Total Drama history: Heather vs. Cody vs. the volcano! Back in the day, human sacrifices were tossed in the Kilauea volcano to appease the gods. Sadly, the lawyers won't let me use real people as sacrifices. So, Heather and Cody will have to make sacrifice stand-ins using the most abundant resources: pineapples and driftwood. And to make it nice and symbolic, you guys have to make dummies of each other to dump in the volcano. Now, you each get to pick two helpers.
Cody: I choose Gwen and Sierra.
Sierra: Yay! I get to help Cody win!
Sierra attempts to stand up, but instead, a loud cracking noise is heard.
Sierra: Um, on second thought, I'd better stay here.
Cody: Anybody else? Harold?
Harold: Sweet! My mad skills can totally be of use!
Cody: Thanks for the enthusiasm, H-Bomb.
Heather: Any enthusiasm for me?
Alejandro: Cody is going down.
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: Even if she did vote for me in Drumheller, Heather proved to be quite a worthy foe. And a beautiful one at that.
(Confessional: Off)
Courtney: Since I'm still loyal to Team Alejandro, I'll support whoever he does. Even if it's...(gags)...Heather.
Chris: Okay, we have our helpers. Now, Heather and Cody, you have to stay on your mats and direct your helpers to bring you logs, driftwood, and pineapples that resemble parts of your opponent. And to make things a little more rhymy!
Cody: My good friends,
Please head straight,
That's it,
You're doing great!
Search through that wood,
Tout de suite,
Find me some giant feet!
Heather: Come on guys,
Move it fast!
Quick, quick,
I won't be last!
Grab logs to match his frame,
All underbuilt and lame!
Cody and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Gwen: Is this thigh fat enough?
Cody: Uh-huh.
Heather: Hey!
Courtney: Um, is this neck thin enough?
Harold: Bam!
Now it's pleasant versus wicked,
Cody's cool but Heather's sick and
All this aggro for the cheddar,
He'll put Heather through the shredder!
Cody: That's it now, hurry back,
I need arms weak and slack,
Her butt is scrawny and flat,
And she ain't all that!
Heather: Get me two tiny knees,
And arms like licorice, please!
Bring me a U-shaped head,
Move quicker or you're dead!
Cody and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
Courtney: Arms so right, it's ill!
Worth one-fifth of the mil!
Heather: I'll pay you back somehow!
Pineapple-head me now!
Cody and Heather: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!)
And you can't take it (No!)
I'm right here in it (Yeah!)
But you just fake it! (Oh!)
I'm gonna cash it (Yeah!)
You'll never hit it (No!)
You should trash it (Yeah!)
Cody: Cause I just finished!
Chris: And Cody takes the lead! Next step: haul your sacrifice to the top of Kilauea and toss 'er into the volcano, like so. Yeah, watch out for the backsplash. We'll be right back with all the hardcore, lavarific, sizzling finale action here on Total! Drama! World Tour!
Heather: You can't seriously expect us to throw these dummies into an active volcano without safety equipment!
Chris: As the saying goes, "No excruciating pain, no million-dollar gain". To help you get those dummies to the top of the volcano, you can use the rewards your teams on your behalf in the Aftermath lava surfing challenge. Cody wins a stroller, but Alejandro gets a wheelbarrow. Too bad he's out. And Heather gets...diddly-squat.
Chris: Cody, for winning the for winning the effigy challenge, you get a 20-second head start, so get going!
Cody: (grunts) Later, Heather! Best of luck!
Heather: Alejandro's my helper! I should get his prize too!
Chris: Uh, sure. Why not?
Cody: I have the lead! And I can taste the million already! It tastes like mint dipped in pure gold! What the...
Heather: If you think I am gonna giving up when I'm this close...
Cody: Oh man! Heather's catching up! I better get a move on! Huh?
Chris: (chuckles) Yoo-hoo! Over here! (To Chef) Check out the look on his face. (cackles)
Heather: No way!
Chris: The only way to the top of this volcano is Last this river of lava. (To Heather) That wheelbarrow probably won't be too helpful! (To both Cody and Heather) All you have to do is hop across these steppingstones. Easy-peasy, hot and cheesy! Buuuuuut, we've rigged a few booby traps to...that's right...
Cody and Heather: (annoyed) Make things more interesting.
Chris: Chef, a booby demo, if you please. Yeah, you really don't wanna be hit by those. Your helpers can either keep them secure or send them falling. It's your call. Go!
Cody: Cut the ropes, guys!
Courtney: (To Alejandro) Um, why didn't we get those, too?
Harold fights off Alejandro and Courtney.
Courtney: Let us through!
Harold: Never! Hurry, Gwen! They're strong! I can't fend them off forever!
Gwen: Hmm...maybe it's this one? Sorry Cody! (To herself) Gah! Which ropes are Team Cody?
Chris: Chef?
Chef shrugs.
Chris: Heh heh heh. Nice one.
Courtney manages to overpower Harold and tackle Gwen to the ground.
Gwen: Ow!
Cody: My helpers aren't doing so hot. I guess I'm going to have to get there by myself.
Heather: Ha! No way, José.
Alejandro: What? What did you just say?! Never call me that again!
Heather: Whoa. I was talking to Cody. Testy much?
Alejandro: José always has to win! ALWAYS! He lives to make me miserable! He punches me in the arm and calls me "Al" just because I hate it!
Cody: (smugly) Al hates being called "Al"? Gosh, Al! Owen must've called Al "Al" like, a thousand times, huh, Al?! (chuckles) Poor Al!
Alejandro: Shut it!
Heather: Hit him with the booby trap!
Courtney: Oh. Whoops.
Heather: Nice move, jerk face!
Cody: Well, Heather, before I win, I should apologize for what I said during the song. Nothing personal, ya know? I just didn't want to be eliminated.
Heather: (disappointed) Yeah...whatever.
Cody: Well, see you at the top! Hopefully.
Courtney: C'mon, Heather! Are you just gonna let him win a million bucks?
Alejandro: Vamanos! There's no time to lose!
Courtney: Don't give up or that nerd will win!
Heather: Eh, what the heck.
Chris: (To Chef) So, know of any season three rap parties? And here they come! Looking for THIS?!
Cody: This one's for you, Gwen!
Cody walks over to the edge of the volcano and raises his sacrifice just before an out-of-breath Heather arrives.
Heather: No!
Cody glances behind him and sees Heather.
Heather: I can't catch my (wheezes) my breath...(wheezes)
Alejandro emerges from the peanut gallery and walks in front of Heather.
Alejandro: You're gorgeous when you've lost.
Heather: (teary-eyed) Ugh! (drops her sacrifice) I worked so hard! And now Cody's just gonna take the mil and you're gonna vanish from my life forever! Just throw your stupid doll in the stupid volcano already, Cody.
Alejandro: So, what are you more upset about losing? The million, or...me?
Heather: ...Are you cracked? I would never fall for a jerk like you!
Alejandro: (smugly) Then why are you blushing?
Heather: Hel-lo! We're like, right beside the hottest thing on the planet!
Chris: (sips coconut milk) Yeah.
Alejandro: Admit it. You're in love with me.
Heather: What?! I don't love you; I LOVE—
Heather, now in shock, realizes what she just said. Alejandro has a wide grin on his face. Cody and Owen both gasp. Noah, however, is unsurprised.
Heather: Uh, hate! I meant I hate you!
Alejandro: I know what you meant. And I must confess...at first? Yes, my intentions were purely strategic.
Chris: Can the confessing wait? Kind of on a schedule here, bro.
Alejandro: That is no longer the case, because you...you have stolen my heart.
Owen: Oh, that is so beautiful!
Sadie: Even if it is Heather.
Alejandro: Our connection goes deeper than any game. Together, we can take over the world!
Heather: Wow...I suppose I might actually feel a... little something.
Alejandro: Mi amor.
Alejandro kisses Heather, much the latter's Shock, and the peanut gallery's disgust. In a shocking turn of events, Heather knees Alejandro in the balls, which also disgusts the peanut gallery. Alejandro, with his balls covered, lands on an ice cube.
Heather: A little something called victory! So long, sucker!
Heather gives Alejandro's ice cube a slap. Alejandro slides down the volcano, letting out a "Noooooo!" all the way down. Cody is speechless as to the events that had occurred before his eyes. He is frozen with his jaw dropped.
Heather: Yeah, boys are okay...but a million dollars is way better!
With Cody distracted, Heather inadvertently takes his sacrifice and throws in into the volcano. The peanut gallery just barely avoids the backsplash.
Heather: Yyyyyyyes! Yes, yes yes yes YES!
Chris: Nice! Except, isn't that your sacrifice?
Chris points to Heather's sacrifice, which is still on the edge of the volcano where she left it.
Heather: But...that's not...
In disbelief, Heather realizes Cody's sacrifice is sinking into the volcano. Cody overhears this and snaps out of his shock.
Cody: Hold on a sec!
Cody runs over to the volcano, then glances back at Heather's sacrifice.
Cody: D-d-does this mean...?
Chris: That's right! Heather just threw your sacrifice into the volcano, which means Cody wins!
Heather falls to her knees
Heather: NOOOOOO!
The, "No" echoes so loudly, that even Alejandro can hear it from the bottom of the volcano. As the crowd cheers, Chris hands the million dollar suitcase over to Cody.
Cody: Wow! Just think of all the candy this could buy!
Cody begins to salivate before three Hawaiian natives show up.
Hawaiian Native #1: Oh, you didn't throw any pineapples in the volcano, did you?
Hawaiian Native #2: There are signs everywhere!
The peanut gallery splits in half, revealing five anti-pineapple signs.
Chris: Oh yeah. They really ruined the shot, so we put the human well there.
Owen contentedly scratches his back using one of the signs, before HN#3 kicks down Blaineley, revealing yet another anti-pineapple sign.
Hawaiian Native #3: Don't you know what happens when pineapples meet lava?
Suddenly, the ground starts to shake.
Chris: Uh-oh. RUN!
Heather, Cody, and Chris all run down the volcano as fire rains from above, with the peanut gallery following suite. Alejandro, still sitting at the bottom of the volcano, continues to vent.
Alejandro: I lost the million and the girl! Well, at least it can't get any worse.
Alejandro sees Heather, Cody, and Chris run past him, just before getting trampled by everybody.
Alejandro: Wait for me!
Alejandro gets trampled again by Blaineley, and gets covered in lava. Chris signs off as the chaos ensues.
Chris: See you next season, I guess!
Burned and crippled, Alejandro runs away screaming.
Chris: Maybe with a whole new cast, cuz' let's face it; these guys are probably gonna melt. Until next time, I'm Chris McLean, and this has been Total! Drama!
Before Chris can finish, he is interrupted by Ezekiel (who is somehow still alive) falling into his boat, causing both him and Chef to sink into the water. The contestants get a good laugh at Chris' expense before swimming away to safety.
(Yeah... I basically got that ending from, "wiki/User_blog:Curshburger/Hawaiian_Punch_Rewrite:_Cody_Wins" There's a version on reddit, but I use a school computer to make this story. So, It's unavailable. I was thinking on another ending, but I wanted to sort of kick two birds with one stone and eliminate Alejandro, but also eliminate Sierra. I didn't want Blaineley to make it far, but If I eliminated her earlier then it would be the same as the original. I've been thinking about doing a what if when I'm in total drama. I don't know if that's what the people want. If you want me to do it then don't hesitate to say. Bye!)