Ariana: What if Courtney got eliminated in the princess pride, so Duncan would won immunity and Courtney would leave.
Me: Sure
What if The Am-AH-Zon Race was an elimination episode?
The Am-AH-Zon Race
Heather: Oh great. It's Pirate Pablo.
Alejandro: Ah, Heather. Cheer up. Your departure will make the game a whole lot easier for me.
Heather: I know you messed with Leshawna. And Bridgette too, probably. You are just lucky you didn't try anything on me.
Alejandro: Ah. But with the temptation of a kiss, even you couldn't resist me forever.
Heather: I... would... have... crushed you!
Chris: All right, Amazons. Are you ready to find out who you chose to eliminate? Whatcha think, Cody? You give that a big, fat thumbs up? Let's take a look at who you all voted for. Just for fun.
(Voting Confessionals: Team Amazon)
Gwen: I vote for Heather. And Chris, there's ten dollars in it if you forget to give her a parachute.
Courtney: Goodbye, Heather. Wow. Feels too good to be true.
Heather: I vote Gwen.
Sierra: I vote for Heather. [giggles] I used to say that in my bathroom mirror all the time. And now, here I am doing it. Ah! This is so awesome!
Cody: I... vote for Sierra. She's like the stalker girlfriend I always thought I wanted... until I got one.
(Confessionals: Off)
Chris: There. All done.
Sierra cries
(Confessional: Sierra)
Sierra: He voted... for me? President of his fan club? After all I've done for him? Foot rubs, secret hair collection, I mean, it's just so... Cody! [cries]
(Confessional Off)
Heather: Let's just get this over with.
Cody- Sierra
Courtney- Heather
Gwen- Heather
Heather- Gwen
Sierra- Heather
(3 Heather) (1 Gwen and Sierra)
Eliminated: Heather
DJ: Nuh-uh. No way am I singing.
Chris: You know you're out if you don't sing, right?
DJ: Wait a minute, you're right. If I don't sing, I'm going home. Please start the song.
Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!
Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor!
Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Courtney: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!
Izzy: Thanks, there, B'y, you're right kind to my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the next drill, he's all yours!
Cody and Sierra: Trying our best, Courtney, our arms are getting fried!
Gwen: Courtney, do you see?
Courtney: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
Chris: Well. So long DJ.
DJ: YES! FINALLY!
Jamaica Me Sweat
Owen: Oh, I'm gonna be fine. The sand broke my fall. And I broke the plane's fall. And when the plane hit Izzy's head, doc says it fixed a blockage in her brain. She's so smart now, it's spooky.
Izzy: Synthesis equals teleportation. Of course. This'll render aeronautics obsolete.
Gwen: Um, was that English? [electrical grunt]
Owen: I have no idea!
[power saw drilling]
Gwen: The Army?
Army Man: Say goodbye, Izzy. We're air lifting you home for special treatment.
Owen: Izzy's leaving the competition? For good? Oh, Izzy! Why did I ever wanna break up with you?
Izzy: Logic. We are incompatible, ergo the relationship must end. Adieu!
(And with that, the army takes Izzy away.)
Owen: What? Wait! Izzy! [grunts]
Chris: The men win, and the woman goes to the elimination room again!
Noah, Owen, and Tyler cheers
Cody groans
Gwen: Since Izzy's gone, we don't need another elimination tonight, right?
Chris: Wrong! Time to vote!
(Voting Confessionals: Team Amazon)
Cody: Sorry... [Stamps Sierra's passport]
Courtney: Although Sierra would be sad, he's a useless teammate. [Stamps Cody's passport]
Gwen: Now that Heather's gone, I don't know who to vote for. I can't decide on either Courtney or Sierra. I guess I'll go with... [Stamps a passport]
Sierra: Well, I guess it comes down to Gwen or Courtney. I know how dangerous a player Courtney is thanks to TDA. [Stamps Courtney's Passport]
(Voting Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Ok, the first peanut barf bag goes to … Gwen! Next, Cody! [Courtney snaps her fingers] And the final peanut barf bag goes to... [Sierra starts to get nervous while Courtney's confident look turns into a slightly worried look.] … Courtney!
Sierra: What?! [Courtney breathes a sigh of relief as she takes her barf bag.]
Cody: Yes!
Sierra: [She then hugs Cody] I'll wait for you. Win for us! [She then jumps down to the sandy floor.]
Chris: It's not the same without the scream.
Sierra: Cody!
Chris: Not bad.
Sierra: [screams] Fire ants! [screaming]
Chris: Much better. Will Sierra get those ants out of his pants? And will we ever get off this island?
Cody- Voted for Sierra
Courtney- Voted for Cody
Gwen- Voted for Sierra
Sierra- Voted for Courtney
(2 Sierra) (1 Cody and Courtney)
Eliminated: Sierra
I See London...
Gwen: I can't believe that we're the last amazons.
Courtney: Yeah, hard to believe.
Cody: Yeah, but I'm not complaining.
Gwen: Why?
Cody: SIERRA'S FINALLY GONE!
Courtney and Gwen: You do realize that as soon as you're eliminated, you'll be with her again, right?
Cody: Oh … Well, I'm still happy!
(Confessionals: Team Amazon)
Cody: Well I'm pretty safe right now since Gwen can't resist me. We just have to vote off Courtney then I hopefully win the tiebreaker. Then try to make it to the merge. Maybe make friends with Owen and Noah, make it to the final 3, and hopefully win! Hopefully...
Courtney: We need to get rid of our team's weak link!
Gwen: I guess I'm voting Courtney next. Not interested in voting off Cody again.
:
Owen: Sweet. Everybody's okay!
Alejandro (spitefully): But it was reassuring to see some were concerned.
Noah (feigning a smile): You were watching everything? Wow, that's awkward.
Alejandro: Like an eel dipped in grease.
Noah: Ha, where I'm from, that's a compliment! Tough neighborhood. But hey, we caught The Ripper-type guy.
Owen yanks the sack off to reveal an old man with white hair. The contestants gasp.
All: Old Man Jenkins? (Chris walks over and grabs the man's face, pulling it off to reveal that it had been masking Ezekiel. The contestants gasp again) Ezekiel?
Ezekiel growls.
Chef: Found him living in the cargo hold homeschooling with the rats.
Chris: I was gonna let him back in the game if he could avoid getting captured, but since he could not... [snaps]
Chef kicks Ezekiel out the door, causing him to scream as he falls.
Noah: So, who did Courtney and Gwen catch?
Gwen: Well, Chris wanted a criminal, so... okay, we didn't catch the right one, but... (yanks the sack off her criminal. which turns out to be Duncan. The contestants gasp Again)
All [gasping]: Duncan?
Duncan (angrily): You brought me back Here? (Groans) Ugh, where's the stupid exit again? (Begins to walk off, until Chris stops him)
Chris: Not so fast, quitter. Thought you could skip out on the game, eh? Thought I wouldn't find you, hm?
Gwen: Um, you didn't. We did. Sorry.
Chris: And that's why Team Amazon wins today's competish.
Gwen and Courtney: Yes!
Owen and Noah: What?
Chris: Head on back to the elimination room, dudes. First class goes to the ladies. As a consolation prize, the D-Man's now on your team. (Points to Duncan) But someone else is gonna have to go.
Owen and Noah: Uh-oh.
Cut to the hall Courtney is standing in front of Duncan.
Courtney: And how could you think it was okay to just leave like that? Because it was not! Ugh! Abandon me again, and it will not be pretty. Now, get over here, you big lug. I'm not really mad, I just missed you.
Duncan: Every time I ran from the cops, I thought of you.
Cut to the elimination room, Team Chris is seated on the bench, Chris stands at the podium with five passports in his hand.
Chris: Ah, the elimination room. Where one of you will be dropped from here to who-knows-where. The flowing players are safe, Duncan, Tyler, and Owen.
Noah: Oh no.
Owen: Oh no.
Alejandro: Oh, yes.
Chris: And with three votes against him... Noah! It's time to say tally-ho. Pip-pip. Cheerio. Too-de-loo!
Noah: Ugh, if I jump, will you stop?
[elimination music]
Owen: Goodbye, buddy. I'll win for you.
Noah: Whatev. Just beware of eels.
Chris: Well, you don't have to jump to your possible death because it's a reward challenge!
Tyler and Alejandro: What?! [Noah and Owen breathe a sigh of relief]
(Confessional: Gwen (With Duncan))
Gwen [ After she sighs]: I don't know how everybody else can sleep. (looks worriedly at the camera) Especially Courtney. I'm still fuzzy, like I drank too much coffee, you know? (looks at the camera with wide eyes) Cause we won (giggles and spins both of her index fingers around each other) And Duncan's back and... he missed... us. (the door unlocks, and Duncan comes in) Oh, my gosh, I didn't lock the door?!
Duncan (pointing to the lock):The locks busted. (points at Gwen's injured hand) What happened to your paw?
Gwen (looking at her injured hand):This is so stupid, but I have no idea. And I'm so glad you're here to mock me about it.
Duncan (holding Gwen's injured hand): Me too.
Gwen (with her injured hand being held):Ow! Hey...
Duncan pulls her in for a kiss while Tyler pops out of the door and watches in shock.
(Confessional over)
Chris (flying the plane with Chef): Whoa! Now, that's how you get some drama started. Wait until Courtney finds out about this one! Will Tyler tell all? And who's gonna fall?
Alejandro- Voted for Noah
Null Duncan- Voted for Noah
Noah- Voted for Alejandro
Owen- Voted for Alejandro
Tyler- Voted for Noah
(3 Noah) (2 Alejandro)
NON-ELIMINATION
Greece's Pieces
(I guess it would be still Gwen vs. Duncan with Gwen winning, then Courtney vs Tyler with Courtney winning, then Cody vs. Alejandro with Alejandro winning. For whateves, let's say they do the tie-breaker challenge anyway with-it being Cody vs. Noah)
(Confessional: Cody)
Cody: I'll do anything for Gwen. She has to kiss me eventually!
(Confessional Off)
Cody and Tyler pant
Alejandro: Their wings are molting!
Owen: Maybe it's seasonal?
Gwen: Come on, Cody.
Courtney: You don't get to cheer!
Tyler grunts and screams
Cody pants
Noah: Oof!
Chris [seethes]: Nasty!
Cody pants and screams but the scream is muffled.
Noah: I don't believe it. Not even a scratch.
Chris: Amazons win! And the losers are heading back to the elimination room. For the second time in a row.
Gwen: Yes! Oof!
(Meanwhile, on the plane, it was nighttime. Cody was showing off his fist after he punched Duncan earlier.)
Cody: Oh, wow. I had no idea punching could hurt the fist, too.
(Confessional: Gwen)
Gwen: The kiss was great. Really great. But was it worth it? I'm certainly not gonna last much longer. Well, If Cody votes for me. And Duncan's probably getting eliminated right now. [gasps]
(Gwen runs off. Meanwhile, Team Chris is really Really Really Really Hot casted their votes.
(Confessionals Off)
Chris: So, here we are. Let's look at why. Tyler got TKO'd by a girl. Funny? Yes. But not helpful. And Duncan, he lost his first challenge back and managed to ruffle a lot of melted feathers. Plus, if all the girls get eliminated, we have no idea who he'll try to kiss next.
Duncan: Puh.
Chris: Your choice is pretty clear. But today, the final choice is mine. And the Drop of Shame will be taken by...
Gwen gasps
Chris: This intern!
Intern screams Duncan chuckles
Tyler: Aw... [Owen sighs]
Gwen: Yes!
Chris: That's right. I'm ignoring the vote. As if I'm gonna have a tiebreaker when the episode's almost over.
Alejandro- Voted for Duncan
Duncan- Voted for Tyler
Noah- Voted for Alejandro
Owen- Voted for Alejandro
Tyler- Voted for Duncan
(2 Alejandro and Duncan) (1 Tyler)
NON-ELIMINATION
Duncan: What's this, a double date? Tell you what, you agree not to vote me off this week, then I save your butt. Deal!
Chris: Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot, not a lot of teamwork going on tonight. Owen, wasting time on a new hairdo? Not cool. Alejandro … There's just nothing to say. Duncan, making deals before you'll help your teammate? That's low. Tyler...
Tyler: Is stoked that Duncan is outie!
Chris: No Tyler, you're outie.
[elimination music]
Tyler: What?
Courtney: What? You're cutting Tyler instead of Duncan? Ugh! What's wrong with you?
Tyler: Is there gonna be a re-vote? [descending scream]
:
Alejandro- Voted for Owen
Duncan- Voted for Tyler
Noah- Voted for Alejandro
Owen- Voted for Tyler
Tyler- Voted for Duncan
(2 Tyler) (1 Owen, Alejandro, Duncan)
Eliminated: Tyler
Picnic at Hanging Dork
Chris: It's been a tough day for many of you. But one of you is about to have the worst day of all. Courtney, slow with the emu, quick with the flirting. Cody, a petty feud sent you spinning all the way here. And Gwen, Duncan? Really? Let the voting begin! Cody! You're up first!
Cody: [laughs loudly]
Chris: Uh, that-a-way.
Cody: Thanks, Chef.
Chris: Okay, one vote for Courtney. One for Gwen. And the last vote is for... Gwen!
Gwen and Cody: No!
Courtney: Yes!
Cody: It was an accident, Gwen. I swear!
Chris: Don't worry about it. Because it's a reward challenge!
Gwen and Cody: Yes!
Courtney: No!
Cody- Voted for Gwen
Courtney- Voted for Gwen
Gwen- Voted for Courtney.
(2 Gwen) (1 Courtney)
NON-ELIMINATION:
Niagara Brawls
Chris: So, Niagara Falls is pretty awesome, eh?
Courtney: It almost killed us!
Chris: Like I said, awesome. The Falls is the jewel in Canada's crown, and one of the top ten natural wonders in the world. It's also known for its fabulous casino, which is where we'll be heading for the first part of the challenge!
Duncan(amazed): Oh, man, seriously?!
Cut to the concert hall.
Duncan(bummed): Seriously?
Chris: Since you're all underage, we had to move the challenge from the gambling floor to the far less exciting casino concert hall.
Owen: Ooh, I wonder if anyone's performing!
Chris: You're in luck, Owen, my man. Last time on the Aftermath show, they had a Second Chance Challenge, where one of the losers could score a spot back in the game. And we're about to enjoy a little number from the winner. She's two hundred pounds of sassy in a ninety-pound package and she's wearing twelve pounds of mascara. It's... Blaineley!
Blaineley: Whatevers. So, which one of these lame teams am I on, anyway?
Chris: You're on your own. Because as of right now, there are no more teams.
Courtney: Yes!
Alejandro: Well, gentleman, it's been an honor.
Chris: Since we are in the honeymoon capital of the world, I thought it'd be cool to drop some arranged marriages on you. [chuckles] Check it. Slots o' Fun for me, not so fun for you. Each girl pulls a lever to win a husband she'll team up with in today's challenge. Cha-ching!
Courtney: But me, Blaineley, and Gwen are the only girls!
Chris: Well, I guess we have to have a same gender marriage.
(Courtney and Alejandro. Gwen and Duncan. Owen and Blaineley. Cody and Noah.)
Noah: Ok, this challenge has to be rigged.
Chris: Nope. Gotta deal with what you got.
Chris: Duncan and Gwen have immunity. Everyone else is fair game. What's it gonna be? Interesting. Really? Huh. Who'd've thought? Wow. [chuckles]
Courtney: Read them already!
Chris: Okay, okay. Hold on to your halter top. 2 votes for Courtney. [Courtney growls] Two votes for Alejandro. And 4 votes for … Owen.
Owen: What? Me?
Chris: Owen, the gang has spoken.
[elimination music]
Owen: Oh, okay. Well, I'll miss you guys.
Duncan: Smell you later, man.
Alejandro: I am weeping. On the inside.
Owen: You can't do it on the outside, Al? Just a little? I'd like that. Al? Al? Al! Al?
Blaineley: [crying] I'll miss you most of all, chubby hubby. [cries] Was that good? Think the audience will like me for that?
Alejandro- Voted for Owen
Blaineley- Voted for Owen
Cody- Voted for Owen
Courtney- Voted for Owen
Null Duncan- Voted for Courtney
Null Gwen- Voted for Courtney
Noah- Voted for Alejandro
Owen- Voted for Alejandro
(4 Owen) (2 Alejandro and Courtney)
Eliminated: Owen
(Cody and Noah are allies. Duncan and Gwen are together. Alejandro and Courtney are allies kinda. Blaineley is alone for now.)
Chinese Fake-Out
Chris: A little Chinese lesson, for you. Manman chi means "enjoy your meal."
Everyone (except Courtney): Manman chi. It's no raw deal.
Cody: I-Is it roasted eel?
Chris: It's donkey meat. Local delicacy.
Gwen, Duncan, Noah and Alejandro gag
Cody: Ace! Where are you? Fart if you can hear me!
Blaineley: [chomp] Mm... Delicious.
Alejandro: Dropped something.
Gwen: Done!
Noah: Done.
Duncan: It's a bacon double cheeseburger. A bacon double cheeseburger.
Gwen: Hurry, Cody!
Cody: I can't eat Ace.
Duncan: [gulps] Done!
Chris: Cody, you're out! Loser bench.
Cody groans
Chris: Manman chi means "bon appétit."
Alejandro, Blaineley, Duncan, Gwen, and Noah: Manman chi. What do we have to eat?
Noah: It's still moving its feet! Its hundreds and hundreds of disgusting little feet!
Chris: Live mealworms. Local delicacy.
Gwen, Noah, Duncan, and Alejandro gag
Blaineley: Wow, Chef. Five stars, mm!
Noah: Seriously? [gag] You're enjoying this?
Blaineley: Done.
Alejandro: Oops. My hair tie fell.
Duncan: [gulp] Done!
Gwen: Done!
Chris: Noah, you're out. Loser bench.
Noah vomits
Courtney chewing
Chris: Manman chi. It's dinner for four.
Alejandro, Blaineley, Gwen, and Duncan: Manman chi. We've got room for more.
Duncan: I think I'm nearly done for
Chris: Starfish on a skewer! Local delicacy!
Duncan and Gwen gag
Blaineley: Mm.
Chef chuckles
Alejandro: I don't know why I'm having such hair tie problems today.
Duncan: Bacon... bacon...
Gwen: [gulps] Done!
Chris: Duncan, you're out! Loser bench!
Duncan spits
Duncan: You're having a snack while you watch this!? You are sick!
Chris: Yeah. We don't even know what that's called. It ain't right, whatever it is. Manman chi, don't get the squirts
Blaineley and Alejandro: Manman chi, we'd rather eat our shirts
Noah: Wait, stop! Why does Blaineley's food look so much better?
Blaineley: It's exactly the same!
phone rings theme song
Chris: Listen, man!
Noah: And why does Alejandro keep bending over while he's eating?
Duncan: I got a better question. Why does ol' Courtney keep chewing her cud back here?
Courtney: I do not!
Alejandro: You have a little something...
Noah: Chris, what are you going to do about all this crazy cheating?
Chris: Yeah, okay. Budget, blah blah blah. What am I supposed to do?
Noah: Get off the phone and host the flipping show! Alejandro is slipping his food back to Courtney and someone is giving Blaineley actual food instead of gross-osity.
Alejandro: It is a lie!
Courtney: So not true!
Blaineley: Get over it!
Chef: I'm so ashamed.
Chris: Listen, we gotta wrap this up. So, here's the dealio. One last round, whoever wins has invincibility in tonight's vote and they get to take the person of their choice up to first class with them.
Noah: At least switch Blaineley's bowl to prove she's not cheating and move Courtney away from Alejandro.
Chris: Fine. Blaineley, trade bowls with Sierra. Courtney, put this on to prove you can keep your mouth shut.
Courtney: This is ridiculous.
Chris: Let's get this done.
Blaineley and Alejandro: Manman chi, manman chi
Chris: They love to eat on the Yangtze
Manman chi, manman... huh?
Blaineley and Alejandro gag then vomits
Gwen: Duncan my first choice you see, since I won immunity!
Courtney vomits
Chris: Blaineley, Courtney, Blaineley, Courtney, Alejandro-ly, Blaineley. And the final vote goes to... Courtney. It's a tie!
Courtney: Yes! Prepare to go down Blaineley! I am excellent in a tiebreaker situation.
[phone rings theme song]
Chris: The producer's breathing down my neck and I'm getting a lot of flak on this budget stuff, so I was thinking, why don't you both take off?
Blaineley and Courtney: What?!
Courtney: How is getting rid of me going to save money?
Chris: Weight on the plane, food budget, I dunno. You're just both really annoying me.
Courtney: Prepare to hear from my lawyers! And Duncan, prepare for a personal defamation lawsuit while I'm at it.
Duncan: Buh-bye.
Blaineley: Not so fast, I have some things to say first! Ezekiel? He's still hiding in the hold! Also, They wanted me to host the show. You only got the job because I said no and-
Blaineley and Courtney descending scream
Cody: Is it really quiet in here all of a sudden or is it just me? Heh.
Alejandro- Voted for Blaineley
Blaineley- Voted for Courtney
Cody- Voted for Courtney
Courtney- Voted for Blaineley
Duncan- Voted for Courtney
Null Gwen- Voted for Blaineley
Noah- Voted for Alejandro
(3 Blaineley and Courtney) (1 Alejandro)
Eliminated: Blaineley and Courtney
African Lying Safari
Alejandro: Cody, what do you want? I don't have a lot of time.
Cody: I need your help.
Alejandro: With what?
Cody: Please help me vote off Duncan!
Alejandro: Hmmm... Fine, but on one condition.
Cody: Anything!
Alejandro: We vote off Noah next.
Cody: Really? [Sigh] Fine.
Chris: Mm. Tension-y. All righty then. Again, congratulations Alejandro. One vote for Noah and Duncan. And the lucky loser is... Duncan.
Duncan: [sighs] Kinda expected that. I've gotten out of bigger jams that this- [descending scream]
Chris: I'm gonna miss that delinquent. Now, Alejandro, who you bringing to the big leagues?
Alejandro: It's a tough call, but... Cody.
Null Alejandro- Voted for Duncan
Cody- Voted for Duncan
Duncan- Voted for Noah
Gwen- Voted for Noah
Noah- Voted for Duncan
(3 Duncan) (2 Noah)
Eliminated: Duncan
:
Noah: That last elimination made no since.
Cody: What do you mean?
Noah: Obviously Duncan and Gwen voted with each other. They must've voted for me, but there had to be 3 votes for Duncan. Did Alejandro vote with us? Why would he vote off his last ally? This doesn't make any since!
Cody: Well, me and Alejandro had a deal.
Noah: Really? Wait... What did he want in return?
Cody: [nervous] Well he just wanted me to bring him into first class.
Noah: Um... Ok.
Chris: Gwen takes the win! And it's time to vote! The first person to be nominated for the Drop of Shame is... Alejandro. Next vote, Noah. Next vote, Noah.
Noah and Cody gasps
Chris: And the fourth and final vote says this week's loser is... Noah.
Noah: What?!
Cody: I'm sorry.
Noah: Wow. Eliminated by my best friend. Can life get more crule?
Chris: Well not right now because you're all still in the final four! It was just a reward challenge!
Alejandro: What? Seriously?!
Chris: Gwen... because you won, your prize awaits you in first class, and as usual, you can bring the loser of your choice.
Gwen: I guess Cody and Noah need to work things out.
Cody and Noah: What?! No!
Alejandro: Interesting choice. I'll pray for you, amigo.
Gwen: Just to be clear, you will be together in economy, I am flying first class.
Alejandro: As I gather, so am I.
Alejandro- Voted for Noah
Cody- Voted for Noah
Null Gwen- Voted for Noah
Noah- Voted for Alejandro
(3 Noah) (1 Alejandro)
NON-ELIMINATION
Awwwwww, Drumheller
Chris: I've got a little season 1 tribute treat here for you. Remember, Gwen has invincibility, so there better not be any votes against her. So, Gwen, you get tonight's first marshmallow. Tonight's second marshmallow goes to Cody, who also had no votes against him. Let's read the remaining votes, just for a little suspenseful fun. The first vote goes to... Noah. One for Alejandro. Another one for Alejandro. And the last vote goes to...
[Flashback]
Noah: Gwen, we need to talk.
Gwen: Um... ok.
Noah: Who are you voting tonight?
Gwen: Alejandro.
Noah: Now look at this picture and tell me who you're voting for.
Gwen: Noah.
Noah: I knew it. Gwen, if you want another shot at winning, then you need to get rid of Alejandro.
Gwen: I'll think about it...
[Flashback over]
Chris: Alejandro.
Alejandro- Voted for Noah
Cody- Voted for Alejandro
Null Gwen- Voted for Alejandro
Noah- Voted for Alejandro
(3 Alejandro) (1 Noah)
Eliminated: Alejandro
Hawaiian Punch
Chris: Now that we have our final two, it's my pleasure to announce the peanut gallery will not be voting for the winner.
Cody: Huh?
Noah sighs
Courtney: What? But you said we were gonna play a major role. Major!
Chris: Yep. Just not in a votey kind of way. Prepare to have your minds blown up by the most lethal challenge in Total Drama history! Cody versus Noah versus the volcano! Back in the day, human sacrifices were tossed into Kilauea Volcano to appease the gods. Sadly, the lawyers won't let me use real people as sacrifices. So, Cody and Noah will have to make sacrifice stand-ins using the islands most abundant resources: pineapples and driftwood. And to make it nice and symbolic, you guys have to make dummies of each other to dump in the volcano. Now, you each get to pick two helpers.
Cody: Gwen and Harold
Noah: Um... Owen and Eva.
That's the end of another story!
Hope that it wasn't corny.
Hope you have a great day!
And a good spring break!