Summary: Inspired by an episode of Full House. One of Mira's matchmaking schemes gets out of hand when a love letter causes all sorts of misunderstandings.
Pairings: Implied Romeo/Wendy, crack one-sided Romeo/Juvia, implied Juvia/Gray, implied Natsu/Lucy, Natsu/Juvia friendship, crack one-sided Juvia/Natsu, actual Levy/Lucy friendship, crack one-sided Lucy/Levy, Gajeel/Levy, sisterly Mirajane/Elfman, Elfman/Evergreen, crack one-sided Mirajane/Evergreen, implied Gajeel/Juvia friendship, implied Loke/Lucy friendship, implied Alzack/Bisca, and crack Laki/Loke.
Author's Note: A belated birthday present to the lovely Tsubaki!
Mirajane was frustrated at the lack of progress her pairings were making.
It hadn't been that long when they had all gone on dates or had near-kisses or were in each other's arms for one reason or the other or even said something that implied romantic feelings to one another, and now they were all acting as if they were 'just friends' and nothing more. It was driving Mira mad! She wanted to see passion and heat and lovey-dovey-ness that would make all of her friends happy. Not all of this…..sexual tension, and longing, and depression.
Mira firmly felt that it was time that she stirred the pot up a little and get someone to confess. She firmly believed in the domino effect and once one couple got together, the others would all follow through.
So after giving it great thought, Mira wrote a love letter.
She addressed it to 'My One True Love', penned romantic, passionate, lines of longing and love, and then signed it 'Your Secret Admirer'. She then stalked into the guild building and assessed which couple would be the easiest target.
They had to be gullible, easy to manipulate, and a subject that everyone will talk about, and therefore get them all thinking about relationships….
So she chose Romeo and Wendy.
"Hey, Romeo," Mira said sweetly, "Can I ask you to do me a favour?"
"…what is it?" Romeo asked dejectedly after he weighed his options. On one hand doing this favour could end terribly but on the other hand if he didn't do it Mira might make his life a living a hell.
He was better off doing the favour.
"I want you to give Wendy," Mira held out the envelope, "this letter."
"Do I have to?" Romeo whined.
"Yes!" Mira growled.
"Okay, okay!" Romeo said hastily. Mira's terrifying glower instantly smoothed out into a sweet and cheerful smile. "I'll do it now!" he said as he plucked the letter out of Mira's hand.
"Such a sweet boy," Mira cooed as she ruffled his hair, "come back soon and I'll make you a milkshake."
Romeo waited until Mira was out of sight and ear-shot before he turned to Asuka. He had no idea what was in that letter but he had a good guess that it would get him in a world of trouble if he gave it to Wendy. So the best option was to send in an innocent messenger that no one would dare shoot.
"Hey kid, do you want a job?" he asked.
"Yes!" Asuka squealed.
"Could you give this," he handed the letter to Asuka, "to the pretty-blue haired girl? And in return I'll buy you ice cream."
"Deal!"
"Good girl," Romeo patted her head, "tell me when you've done it and we'll get some ice cream."
And with that he disappeared before Mira could catch him pushing his job on someone else.
Asuka wasn't sure what Romeo-nii meant when he said the 'pretty blue-haired girl' as there was three very pretty blue-haired girls in Fairy Tail. There was Wendy-nee with her big brown eyes and warm smiles, Levy-nee with her books, sharp angles, and lovely hazel eyes, and then there was Juvia-nee with her curves, pale blue eyes, and pretty clothes. To Asuka all three of these girls were the 'pretty blue-haired girl' and she couldn't be one hundred per cent sure which one was the right one.
In the end she made her decision on a comment she remembered hearing Uncle Wakaba saying….that all the really good-looking girls had big chests, and therefore she approached Juvia-nee.
After all Juvia-nee had a very big, bouncy, chest, just like Uncle Wakaba had described to Uncle Macao.
"Juvia-nee!" she chimed as she held out the letter. "I have something for you!"
"Oh," Juvia said softly as she accepted the envelope. "Who is it from?" she asked curiously.
"I cannot tell a lie," Asuka said solemnly, her Mummy and Daddy had been very stern about that subject when she tried to blame breaking a vase on a nearby pigeon, "that boy over there asked me to give it to you." She pointed towards Romeo-nii.
"How odd," Juvia said, "I wonder what Romeo-kun could possibly want to say to me." She opened the envelope and pulled the letter out carefully before she began to read it. As she read it her eyes widened and widened until her face seemed to be stuck in a permanent startled expression. "Oh no!" she moaned to herself. "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Romeo-kun has professed his love to Juvia!" Juvia looked round wildly to make sure no one had seen or heard her. Fortunately, everyone was too engrossed with their own business to notice Juvia's mini meltdown. "What is Juvia to do?!" she asked herself worriedly. "She doesn't want to hurt Romeo-kun but she cannot return Romeo-kun's feelings either. Juvia's heart belongs to Gray-sama only!" she nibbled her lips anxiously. "And Gray-sama would be violently jealous if he heard about another boy professing his love to Juvia! He might even kill poor Romeo-kun." A look of determination flickered across Juvia's face. "For the sake of Romeo-kun, Juvia must hide this from Gray-sama!" she decided.
"Hide what from Gray?"
Juvia jumped at the sound of Natsu's voice and promptly stuffed the love letter into the pile of laundry that was sitting in front of her without a second thought. "Nothing!" Juvia squeaked as she turned to face Natsu. "Juvia is keeping nothing from Gray-sama! Juvia is a good, loving, and obedient girlfriend to Gray-sama! Juvia would never betray Gray-sama!"
Natsu stared at her with a bewildered look of the utmost confusion. "…Okay," he said slowly as he blinked, "if you say so."
"Juvia does say so!"
"Then I believe you," Natsu reassured her. Juvia slumped in relieve and breathed in deeply. "Now can I have my laundry back? I'm running out of underwear."
Natsu and laundry never went well together before Juvia came to Fairy Tail. She had been informed that usually Erza would have to force Natsu to do it at sword point after he turned up to the guild wearing the same underwear five days in the row. Knowing that Natsu was the best person to sweep Love Rival Lucy off of her feet and away from Gray-sama, Juvia had made herself Natsu's laundress in hopes of making him a more alluring suitor for Lucy.
"Yes!" Juvia burst out as she scrambled to pick up Natsu's laundry basket. "Here you go!" she practically shoved it into his face. "Juvia has added a surprise this time!" she announced cheerfully. She used a new scented soap and hoped that Natsu (and more importantly Lucy) would like the lemon and lime concoction she used. "It's extra special! Juvia hopes Natsu-san likes it!"
"Cool!" Natsu grinned. "Thanks again, Juvia. You're brilliant."
Juvia slumped over in relieve that she had managed to hide such a dangerous secret from Natsu and therefore from Gray-sama.
…Until Juvia remembered that she had left the love letter from Romeo in Natsu's laundry basket.
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Natsu was unpacking his clothes at Lucy's apartment.
Lucy liked to complain that he shouldn't because he didn't live there but since Natsu pointed out that he spent all his time at Lucy's anyway (much to her never-ending annoyance) and that she's allowed to keep clothes at his place (though Lucy argued her maid uniform doesn't count) Lucy had relented and only ever sighed heavily when she caught Natsu tipping his underwear in her drawer.
Natsu was just in the middle of stuffing his shirts into Lucy's tank top drawer (mixed with some of her short shorts and mini-skirts) when he found the note.
"Huh," he mumbled to himself, "this must be Juvia' surprise," he picked up the note an unfolded it slowly, "I wonder what…..HOLY SHIT!" Natsu's eyes bugged out in horror as he took in the passionate words of Juvia Lockser's love. "Oh no, oh man," he moaned loudly to himself as he dropped the letter and clutched his hair, "she's in love with me!" his voice came out strangled.
"Who's in love with you, Natsu?" Happy asked curiously.
"Juvia!"
"Right," Happy snickered, "and the sky is green."
"No seriously!" Natsu yelled as he thrusted the letter into Happy's face. "She left this in my laundry basket. This is the surprise!" he shuddered, utterly terrified. "It's definitely a surprise!" he said disgustedly.
Nothing against Juvia but quite honestly Natsu thought she was utterly bonkers and terrifying. As fun as it was to watch Gray suffer under her romantic gestures, Natsu really wouldn't want to wish it on anyone else.
Especially him.
"Oh my God!" Happy's eyes bugged out. "Juvia really is into you!"
"I told you!" Natsu wailed. "What do I do?! I can't just say no. Gray does it all the time and Juvia still followed him around like a creepy shadow." He anxiously looked round, just in case Juvia had followed him back here. "She could be listening to this conversation this very minute!" he whispered, utterly paranoid.
"Who could be listening?"
Natsu and Happy both screamed as they clutched one another but fortunately it was just Lucy, freshly showered and dressed in the tiniest pair of shorts and tank top. Her skin was flushed pink and her hair was still dripping slightly.
"No one!" Natsu squeaked. He didn't want Lucy to think that he wanted Juvia's advances. She was so weird and thought about things so much that she was so likely jump to that conclusion and it would totally ruin the progress Natsu made with her. Hastily, without thinking at all, Natsu shoved the love letter into one of Lucy's books. "No one at all! Happy and I have to go now!"
"Aye Sir!" Happy yelled.
And with that, they both jumped out of the window before Lucy could utter another word.
"Huh," Lucy tilted her head sideways, "I wonder what that was all about." She then shrugged to herself and went to her desk to pick up her book when something fluttered out of it and onto the floor. She frowned, remembering she had seen Natsu shove something in her book mere seconds before he left, and instantly began to read it. "Oh!" she gasped as her eyes widened and her cheeks heated up. "Oh!" she repeated as the letter got more and more intense. "Oh! Natsu!" she murmured. "I didn't think you had it in you to write something like that."
She squirmed with embarrassment and pleasure at the thought that she could inspire such feelings inside of Natsu and re-read the letter five times before Levy suddenly knocked on the door.
"Lu-Chan!" she called out cheerfully. "I'm here for my books!"
Hastily, Lucy shoved the letter back in her books and hurriedly went to answer her door. "Levy-Chan!" she beamed before she hugged her friend. "Have you got anything new for me to read?"
"Plenty!" Levy held up a bag bulging with books. "What did yo think of the latest book in that quest series?"
And with that they spent three hours excitedly discussing their favourite books with in-depth analysis which was almost enough to make Lucy forget about Natsu's heart-thumping love letter. Almost. As soon as Levy left with the last batch of books Lucy had borrowed while leaving a whole new pile for Lucy to enjoy, Lucy dived at her desk to re-read the letter again.
Only she couldn't find it.
She rummaged through her things on the desk, throwing books and papers behind her frantically, before she then flung herself onto the floor and crawled round desperately trying to find it.
And then it hit her.
She left it in a book.
A book that Levy had taken home!
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Levy was at Gajeel's for what was supposed to be a home-cooked meal but was beginning to sound like a mess judging from all the crashing and smashing and swearing coming from Gajeel's kitchen.
Lily rolled his eyes at every fifth swear word as he tried to concentrate on the book on swordsmanship that Levy lent him.
Levy smile to herself at the thought of Gajeel at least trying to cook for her before she focussed on checking all of her books. While she was sure Lucy would treat her books with respect previous experience with lending a book to any Fairy Tail mage taught Levy that they were likely to come back with some damage done to them.
It was then when she found the letter.
"Oh my!" she gasped as she took in the heated words. "Oh no!" she said dismayed.
"What's the matter?" Lily asked curiously.
"Lu-Chan is in love with me!" Levy cried out. Lily stared at her expressionlessly for a moment and then he blinked. "My best friend has been harbouring this desires and I hadn't even noticed!" Levy carried on in distress. "And I don't return her feelings! I mean…I'm flattered, Lu-Chan is so very pretty and could do so much better than someone as flat chested as me, but still! I like Ga…erm, I mean," Levy flushed a bright pink, "someone else," she mumbled.
Lily rolled his eyes. "Everyone and their mother knows that you like Gajeel," he informed her impatiently, "there's no need to be so shy about it. And Lucy seems to be a reasonable girl. I'm sure if you let her down gently she'll be understanding and move on. There's no need to get so upset about it."
"But it'll make things so weird and awkward between us!" Levy said despairingly. "I don't think I'll be able to look Lu-Chan in the eye ever again! And then there's Gajeel!"
Lily blinked. "What about Gajeel?" he asked.
"Well," Levy's cheeks heated up even more, "he gets very jealous."
"Jealous about what?"
"Nothing!" Levy squeaked as she shoved the letter back into the book. "Nothing at all!"
"What's that?" Gajeel pointed at her book.
"It's a book, Gajeel," Levy rolled her eyes, "Haven't you seen one before?"
"No," Gajeel growled, "what's that you just shoved into it."
"I didn't shove anything into anything!" Levy half shrieked. Lying, especially to Gajeel, was not something she could do easily without sounding like a banshee and suddenly needing to run away. "I have to go pee! Don't look!"
As soon as Levy was out of earshot, Gajeel did the exact opposite and peeked into her book.
"Didn't Levy say don't look?" Lily asked pointedly.
"Gihihihihihi," Gajeel snickered, "Shrimp shouldn't be embarrassed whatsoever," he smirked as he puffed his chest out proudly, "there's absolutely nothing wrong about feeling earth-shaking passion for me."
Lily blinked. "What?" he repeated.
"It's a love letter," Gajeel waved the paper at Lily, "from the Shrimp to me."
Lily opened his mouth to correct Gajeel but then thought better off it. If the letter was vague enough for Gajeel to mistake it to be for him from Levy then it probably meant it was highly unlikely a letter from Lucy to Levy and therefore something incredibly stupid and juvenile was about to happen.
Lily had better things to do that get involved in that.
Like drinking kiwi juice.
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The next day Mira frowned in disappointment when she found nothing that she wanted to happen actually happened. To top it off some of her friends were now behaving rather strangely.
Juvia was loudly talking to Gray as she kept blocking Romeo from his eyes while she looked rather panicked. Natsu kept darting off to hide under a table or something every time Juvia turned to look in his direction while Levy kept avoiding Lucy, and Gajeel was being extra cocky than usual.
Gajeel's extra cockiness inevitably caused another brawl and as everyone laid on the ground suddenly exhausted (and slightly concussed as Master suddenly enlarged his fist and knocked them all out to shut them up), Mira spotted her love letter lying abandoned on the dusty floor
Her cheeks puffed out in annoyance as she realised that her plan utterly failed thanks to Romeo just throwing away her letter!
So instead she changed tactics and decided to go to the next easily manipulated person she knows…
….her own brother.
"Elfman," she said sweetly, "could you do me a favour and give this to Evergreen?"
"Of course Nee-San!" Elfman bellowed. "Doing errands for my big sister is MANLY!"
Mira smiled politely while inwardly she triumphed. Undoubtedly her romantic letter will induce Evergreen to act on her feelings and there will be one more other couple in the guild.
Elfman, oblivious to his sister's scheming, however charged towards Evergreen eagerly. He shoved the letter in her face without a second thought.
"What's that?" Evergreen snapped. "And why are you thrusting it in my face like that?"
"It's a letter for you," Elfman said cheerfully, "from Nee-San."
Evergreen raised an eyebrow and coolly accepted the letter, she strongly suspected it was summons for another Strauss family dinner (which were always a nightmare as Mira dropped hint after hint for nephews and nieces to spoil), and absentmindedly dismissed Elfman as she shoved the letter in her handbag to read later. It wasn't until she got home and kicked her shoes off that she actually pulled it out of her bag and unfolded it.
She had only read the first few words when she suddenly chocked on her own saliva. Her cheeks flooded with embarrassed (and rather flattered) heat as she took in the passionate words.
She gasped at the very end.
Her boyfriend's sister, the Mirajane Strauss, was passionately, fervently, in love with her.
Her boyfriend's sister!
His big sister!
Oh dear God!
This was really going to make the Strauss family dinners awkward…
Evergreen covered her face with her hands and groaned pathetically. Why couldn't she date a nice normal guy that doesn't shut manly and have a perfectly normal older sister that wasn't madly in love with her?
This was Elfman's fault.
He just had to be stupidly endearing and worm his way into her heart like a cancerous tumour.
Stupid Elfman.
After spending what felt like an eternity pacing up and down her room, Evergreen gave up trying to figure out what to do, slammed the letter down onto her window sill, and decided to go and have a nice long, soothing, bath.
She'll feel better after some pampering.
However, almost as soon as she left the bathroom, a light breeze entered the room via her open window and took the letter with it. The single sheet of paper fluttered to the ground and landed nearby Laki's feet.
"Huh," Laki frowned, "what's this?" without a second thought she bent over and picked it up and read it. Her eyes widened as she took in the passionate words. "A love letter," she said wonderingly, "it must be for me!" she said smugly. "But who would send me a love letter?" she asked thoughtfully. "Words like that would come from someone flirtatious and confident and comfortable to be overly sexual…."
There is a silence as the cool breeze brushed against Laki's ankles and the world seemed entirely at peace.
"I got it!" Laki triumphantly clicked her fingers. "Loke!" she cried out, delighted. "My secret admirer must be Loke."
The world remained silent as no one said anything to contradict Laki's conclusions.
"Well," Laki flipped her hair arrogantly, "it's about time."
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The atmosphere around the guild was just plain weird.
Natsu was still avoiding Juvia like the plague as was Levy with Lucy. Gajeel was on his hands and knees looking for something frantically while Evergreen as ducking down and hiding every time Mirajane glanced her way. To top it off, Laki kept hovering near Lucy and asking about Loke.
"Is he coming in today?" she pestered. "He hasn't been by for a while."
"Erm…." Lucy sweat-dropped. Inwardly she cursed Loke for dating Laki and not giving her the heads up. Laki wasn't as terrifying as Erza but she was still a Fairy Tail Girl and that meant you never wanted to cross her. "I don't think so…."
"Has he mentioned me recently?" Laki pressed. "Said anything about hot he finds me?"
"Err…." Lucy edged away slowly, "….no."
"Hmmph!" Laki hummed crossly. "You would think that after writing such a passionate love letter to me that Loke would be eager to bask in my beauty once more."
"Loke wrote you a love letter?!" Lucy cried out disbelievingly. "My incorrigible flirty spirit that has about a hundred girlfriends that he never calls actually wrote a love letter?"
"He's not yours!" Laki snapped. "He's a free spirit."
Lucy would beg to differ seeing as his key was pressed against her hip but she had a feeling Laki meant romantically which….Ew. Lucy would never go there for many reasons one of which she wasn't sure where he had been recently.
God knows what he could be carrying….
"That's not what I meant," she said weakly, not really wanting to fight over Loke, "I just meant that he doesn't usually do love letters or anything that might mean an actual commitment."
"Well he does now!" Laki said huffily as she pulled out a crumpled piece of paper. "He called me his one true love, see!" she waved the letter under Lucy's nose triumphantly. "He says my eyes are like stars, my hair is amazing, and I have a voice of an angel. He burns for me!"
"That's my love letter!" Lucy cried out.
Only she wasn't the only one to say this…
….Gajeel yelled it too.
He stormed up to them with a furious glare on his face as he snatched the letter out of Laki's hands with a wordless snarl.
"Lu-Chan no!" Levy cried out dismayed as she hurried towards them. "Please! I'm sorry I didn't respond to your love letter and been avoiding you but I can't return your feelings!"
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"..Wait," Lucy blinked as she felt her cheeks heat up. Her face was probably as red as Levy's right now which was definitely redder than Erza's hair. "What?!"
"What?!" Gajeel chipped in, sounding horrified.
"Yes," Laki said rudely, "What?!"
Levy's eyes were firmly trained on the floor as she anxiously played with her fingers. "The love letter is from Lu-Chan….to me…." She mumbled quietly.
"What?!" Lucy repeated squeakily.
"What?!" Gajeel snarled as he turned to glower at Lucy. "You mean it isn't a letter from you to me?!"
"Gajeel," Macao said bravely, Lucy and Levy both stiffened as they became horribly aware that the entire guild was watching them with interest, "the letter said a voice of angel that doesn't describe you at all." Gajeel's burning glare slowly transfixed itself onto Macao who gulped ever so slightly but stood his ground. "What?" he said defiantly. "It's true. Besides you shouldn't be cross. We now have some hot lady love to enjoy"
He leered at Levy and Lucy which made both of them shudder. Lucy felt her very skin crawl at the perverted thoughts Macao was thinking about her and wished very much that she could go home and drown herself in her bathtub so she could be somewhat clean.
"It's not like that!" she shrieked defensively. "I didn't write that letter!"
"You didn't?!" Levy gasped looking utterly relieved….and then insanely guilty. "Oh Lu-Chan!" she said softly. "I'm sorry I've been a terrible friend."
Lucy shook her head. "You haven't been," she reassured Levy, "I would have probably done the same until I managed to get the courage to confront you."
"Lu-Chan!"
"Levy-Chan!"
They embraced warmly as all was right in the world of Lucy and Levy (and books).
"All right, all right, you're friends again" Laki said impatiently, "but that doesn't change the fact that we don't know who this love letter is for and who it is from. If it isn't from Loke to me, or Levy to Gajeel, or Lucy to Levy, then who is it for and from?!"
"It's for me," Lucy flushed, "from Natsu."
There is utter silence as everyone gave Lucy a look. Everyone from Charle to Master had the same eyebrow raised up in a cynical expression as they eyes gazed down at her pityingly.
(Well everyone but Asuka and Wendy who were both too sweet to look so cynical.)
"What?" she snapped defensively.
"Really, Lucy?" Gray drawled snidely. "You really think Natsu, of all people, is capable of writing something like that?"
"….okay," Lucy relented almost immediately after she gave the idea some actual thought, "you have a point."
"Oi!" Natsu yelped. "I could have written something like that!" Everyone, including Lucy, now turned their cynical raised eyebrow look at Natsu who immediately deflated into dejection. "All right," he mumbled, "I didn't write the letter. It was given to me….from Juvia"
Gray choked at that. "WHAT?!" he, and quite frankly everyone else, bellowed. "You…..you…..you…" Gray spluttered as he gawked unattractively at Juvia, "you like Natsu now?!"
"No Juvia doesn't!" Juvia wailed. "Juvia didn't write that letter! Juvia has no intentions towards Natsu-san! Juvia just hid the letter in Natsu-san's laundry because she didn't want Gray-sama to find out about Romeo-kun's feelings for Juvia! Juvia didn't want poor Romeo-kun to be beaten into a pulp and then stomped on by Gray-sama! He's just a little boy!"
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"My boy!" Macao cried out tearfully. "He finally makes a move on a girl and it's the crazy stalker!"
"Good choice," Wakaba said approvingly, "Juvia has fantastic tits."
Juvia screamed and covered her chest while Gray threw Wakaba such a murderous glare that it was a miracle Wakaba hadn't suddenly turned into ice and shattered into teeny, tiny, pieces.
"I didn't write a letter!" Romeo yelled. His face almost purple with embarrassment and rage. "I don't like Juvia-nee like that!"
"Yes you did!" Asuka suddenly piped up indignantly. "I don't lie! I told Juvia-nee it was from you and I was telling the truth! You gave me the letter and told me to give it to Juvia!"
"I did not!"
"You did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"DID TOO!" Asuka screamed. Her eyes suddenly bright with tears. "I'm not lying!" she stamped her foot. "You said to give the letter to the prettiest blue haired girl! Juvia's has big breasts which makes her the prettiest, like Uncle Macao and Uncle Wakaba said."
Macao and Wakaba cowered under the deadly glares both Alzack and Bisca were now shooting them. They were made all the more deadly as the married couple fingered their guns in a threatening manner.
"Hmmph!" Levy's cheeks puffed out indignantly at that. "Do you think Juvia's the prettiest blue haired girl in this guild?" she asked Gajeel scathingly.
Gajeel opened his mouth and instantly slammed it shut when he caught his best friend staring at him curiously.
He could say no and make Juvia cry or he could say yes and be exiled from Levy's bed for many nights to come.
Either way he wasn't going to win.
"Juvia's pretty," he shrugged, "but you're stunning."
Levy flushed and immediately let the subject drop as she gave him a flattered smile.
Gajeel inwardly pumped his fist and congratulated himself on his stroke of utter brilliance.
"So….ano…who," Wendy blushed as she looked on the floor, "…who was the pretty blue haired girl?" she asked hopefully.
"I didn't write the letter!" Romeo blurted out. "Mira-nee just sked me to give to you and I knew she had to be up to something so I asked Asuka to do it instead!"
"Oh…."
Wendy looked a little disappointed at that but everyone else suddenly stiffened as realisation hit them all.
"Give me that!" Evergreen demanded as she snatched the love letter suddenly. "This is the letter Elfman gave me yesterday!" she yelped. "He told me it was from you!" she glowered at Mira who was beginning to shuffle slowly towards the kitchen door. "I was going crazy thinking that my boyfriend's sister was in love with me!"
Incredibly unimpressed to discover that their lives had been played with by another of one of Mira's insane matchmaking schemes, everyone turned to glare at her darkly.
"Heh, heh, you know…" Mira tittered nervously, "I think I might have just left the oven on, got to go, bye!"
And with that she ran off as fast as she could.
The guild, unsurprisingly, chased after her…..