Summary: Inspired by Fuller House. Nashi and Ur's secret make outs are almost outed by the fact that Ur had given Nashi a hickey…

Pairings: Nashi/Ur, implied Natsu/Lucy, implied Gray/Juvia, parental Natsu/Nashi, implied parental Lucy/Nashi, mentor Cana/Nashi, and a few general other friendship feels.

YouTube Prompt: Juvia tribute to 'Rain Wizard' by Black Stone Cherry.

"Oh my God!" Nashi snapped irritably as she barged into the guild. The nineteen year old girl pulled her pigtails down as flat as possible against her neck as her cheeks burned brightly. "You're such an idiot!"

Ur followed hastily after her. "I'm sorry!" he cried out pleadingly.

"I don't care!" Nashi barked.

Ur reached out and grabbed Nashi's wrist and forced her to turn round and look at him. "Look," he said desperately. "I'm really sorry!"

"I really don't care!" Nashi snarled as she yanked her wrist away. "Sorry," she hissed as flung one pigtail over her shoulder to reveal a large, vivid, purple bruise on her neck, "isn't going to get rid of this hickey!"

The pair flushed brightly at the mention of their secret make out sessions. They had just very recently had one after a screaming match on the train home from their recent job. The result is the cause of this latest quarrel when Nashi caught sight of what Ur had done to her neck in a nearby shop window.

"I couldn't help it!" Ur whispered-shouted. "It's just that you're so….you," Nashi tried to not preen a little at that, "and I got carried away and well…over-nibbled."

They both blushed deeply at that.

Nashi shook her head furiously to in an attempt to shake off her embarrassment. "It looks like I made out with a vampire!" she hissed. "I can't let my parents see this! They will freak out!"

"You're nineteen!" Ur pointed out irritably. "I don't think they'll care."

"Have you met my Mum and Dad?!"

"…all right," Ur conceded knowing how overprotective Aunt Lucy and Uncle Natsu could be, "you have a point there."

"See!" Nash half shrieked. "So I have to hide this bloody thing before they see this and I find myself locked up in my room for all of eternity!"

Nashi then suddenly scraped her two pig tails into one big ponytail below her chin and hastily knotted them tightly creating a goatee.

"…Pfft!" Ur slapped a hand over his mouth to smother (badly) his laughter. "Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" he laughed between his fingers. "Oh Jeeze! I'm making out with the bearded lady!"

Nashi would have shouted something along the lines of not anymore before kicking him hard into the wall if it wasn't for the fact that her father chose that exact moment to walk in.

"Hey," he greeted Nashi as he ruffled her hair, "awesome beard!" he complimented her. "I didn't know girls could do that!"

Nashi face palmed as she groaned in embarrassment.

Ur shook with barely suppressed laughter at that and Nashi lost all patience as she marched towards the bar with a desperate need to have a drink.

Aunt Cana leaned back with a smug smile. "Hey Hickey!" she greeted Nashi warmly.

Nashi's cheeks turned as red as Erza's hair at that. "Oh my God!" she yelped humiliated. "How did you know?!"

"The bearded lady look gave it away," Cana snickered making Nashi wish desperately that the ground would open and swallow her up. "Come on sweetie," Aunt Cana said as she herded Nashi out of the guild building, "let super-cool Aunt Cana teach you how to really hide a hickey properly."

A week later Ur burst in the guild building as he furiously tugged his shirt collar up to hide his neck.

"Goddamnit Nashi!" he growled. "I gave you one! One! There's never going to be enough make up to cover this!"

"….you know," Edward murmured to Gilly, "If they're trying to keep their thing a secret, they're doing a really bad job at it."

"What can you expect?" Gilly replied dryly. "They're idiots."