Episode 5: The School of Hard Knock Heroes
Welcome to 2021, everyone. Let's kick it off by being superheroes. A big thanks goes to ThelastCyberKnight foe suggesting the location and challenge.
1602jaw: Hey, I don't mind giving credit where it's deserved. It was sad for Charlie to go, but it's what she wanted. And there's more in store for Gjira and his crew.
95: I'm sorry if you feel that way. I know I can't please everyone. I still feel I did a lot with Charlie, especially last season. But one of my plans is to let some more of the characters who didn't get a lot of time to shine some more potential. Trust me, I had a little bit of hesitation doing what I want to do with the story.
MonkeyBot54: In a way, I guess it was kind of like the Japanese commercial challenge. If Terry and Aqua do become a thing, I'm sure it'd be…..interesting.
Ortizale317: Yep, she's gonna host it. I had planned it for a while.
Happiness studios: Wendy does care, it's just that Carla doesn't want her to worry about it and get distracted from the game. Charlie did so much last season and got far, so I wouldn't say she's completely wasted potential. She did it as an apology to her team. I want more of the underutilized characters to shine. No fic is perfect. This was what I wanted to write, and sometimes it's hard being a writer. Some people like what you do, and others don't. But I always try my best and pour my heart into it.
That guy: It was a surprise. Edward might be in danger, and who knows what's going on with Rick?
TheMasterKat: D'oh! (Cue facepalm) I forgot it was the bass that she plays. I've played the game, so I should remember. My mistake. Poor Charlie indeed, but at least she'll have a fun job in the aftermath. And who knows what Coyle's plans are. That woman is a mystery.
N8han11: Glad to see you're looking forward to seeing them hosting. Here's to hoping they do just as good of a job as Geoff and Bridgette.
ThelastCyberKnight: Yeah, the was a disaster. But I still found the song catchy.
Deadpool: You are right. Man, I missed my chance to joke about how much of a disaster it was.
TheHiddenAuthor5000: Don't give in to the despair. The future is uncertain.
NeverSafeFromWaluigi: Well thanks. I try to make interactions as real and in character as possible. I've actually divided it up there isn't just one main villain to contend with, but I'm making good work of them. And yes, it's nice to see the crossover fanfiction universe expand.
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"Last time on Total Drama Infinite 2, Everyone went to New York City for a show stopping good time on Broadway. They were all tasked with putting on a famous song from a famous show. While the Wolves put on a creative and freaky show thanks to Deadpool surprisingly taking the helm, things weren't looking good for the Aces. Charlie was still missing Katakuri, and took her frustrations and insecurities out on her team as they practiced. But Meggy managed to talk some sense into her, and they put on a good show, but it wasn't good enough, with the win going to the Dark Fun Gang. Even though they forgave her, Charlie had them vote her off as an apology to them."
"Where will we drop these guys next? Who is getting the drop next? And who will be the one to crack under the pressure? Well sit tight, and find out right here on Total Drama Infinite 2!"
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Zzzzzzz….
"What's going on?" Edward asked himself. He knew for sure he was dreaming. Or at least, he hoped he was.
"Alright, what's going on here?! I demand some answers!
He was stumbling around in a dark hallway, having no idea where he was or where anyone else was, for that matter. He at least got some confirmation of something when he heard a voice. A gruff, deep, and intimidating voice.
"Shut yer yap, runt!"
Startled, Ed looked around the room, but saw no one. Nothing was there except himself. "Who said that?! Who's there?!"
"You are in no position to talk to me like that!" The voice told him. "Look, brat. You don't know me, and I just learned about who you are! And don't ask how I'm getting a hold of you."
"Can you just get to the point already?!" Edward asked impatiently.
The voice gave a hearty laugh. " Garahahaha! You sure are a persistent one. But don't get a big head about it. I got plans, and you're getting in the way."
"Getting in the way? Plans?! How am I doing that if I've never met you before?"
"All I'm gonna say is stop looking down the rabbit hole before you're in too deep over your head. What lies in the SCP Foundation is none of your business."
"Okay, very funny, Deadpool. You can come out now. This joke has officially run its course."
"You don't seem to be taking this very seriously. Just quit. Give up this quest for knowledge. This action will not only affect you, but those you care about. Your brother, your friends back home, and even…..her."
Suddenly, Edward was hit with a newfound fear coursing through his body.
"What are gonna do to them?!"
"I won't do an9 as long as you give it up. My plan will usher in a new age for all of creation. I truly hope you heed my warning, because this is the only time I'm going to tell you this. My next warning won't be as non-violent…."
….and just like that, Edward woke up in a sweat, breathing heavily. He looked to see Deadpool, Spinel, and Rick standing in front of him, and a concerned Tari sitting next to him, gently holding his hand.
"Yo, Ed my boy!" Deadpool called out. "You had me worried.
"Are you okay?" Tari asked.
Having finally calmed down, Edward nodded. "Yeah. I'm okay. Just had a bad dream is all."
"What was it about?" Spinel asked.
Even though he just experienced it, Ed couldn't recall what it was about for the life of him. "To be honest, I actually don't remember. All he knew was that he had this unsure feeling that made him nervous.
"Hey, as long as you're okay, man." Deadpool said. "You were tossing and turning like a maniac. And that's coming from me."
"Trust me, I'm fine now."
"Let's get you something to eat." Tari told him. "Maybe that'll help you feel a little better."
"Thank goodness I have you by my side."
"No matter what problems you face, I'll be there to help you."
The couple walked off as Deadpool looked at them with pride. "Ahh, young love. Am I right, Rick?"
But Rick wasn't listening to the merc. He was busy drinking from a flask.
"Seems as though Ed *belch* didn't heed my warning back in Cairo." Rick said
"What are you talking about?"
"All I can say is... he's coming for his ass."
"Okay, now I'm confused." Spinel said. "Who's coming?"
"You two idiots wouldn't understand." And Rick walks away, leaving them with more questions than answers.
"You know, even to this day, I can't understand half of what that guy says." Spinel said.
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"Whatever was ruining my dreams, at least it's good to know it's just dreams, and nothing else." Edward said. "When things get tough, I know I got people like Tari and Deadpool by my side."
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(Meanwhile….)
"Seven hundred thirty-three…. seven hundred thirty-four… seven hundred thirty-five…" Terry grunted.
Out in the cafeteria, Terry was busy training by doing pushups on one thumb. The weird thing was that Aqua was sitting on his back, and chowing down on potato chips. A few of the people that sat in there were watching this spectacle.
"Are….. you okay, Terry?" Reg asked, taking in the sight of Aqua using the fighter as a chair while he was exercising.
"Yep. I'm okay, little guy." Terry assured him casually. "Just trying to keep up with training. I can't afford to get rusty. And besides, adding a little weight will help with endurance."
"Besides, it was his idea." Aqua said as she continued to stuff her face. "And I'm not that heavy!"
"Don't worry. I wasn't saying anything like that. You look great." Terry then tries to get back to counting. "Seven hundred thirty…. well darn. I lost count."
"You were at seven hundred thirty-five." Kiryu answered. The yakuza was sitting nearby, watching Terry.
"Hey, thanks, uh….. Kiryu, was it?"
Kiryu nods. "Yeah. Sorry for watching you, but I'm intrigued."
This caused Terry to sit up, causing Aqua to fall off of him.
"Hey!" Aqua snapped. "Careful how you treat a goddess! I'm precious merchandise!"
"My bad." Terry said. He then continued to talk with Kiryu. "Intrigued? Intrigued by what?"
"Your constant urge to train and fight. You seem aching to get out there and fight. What drives you?"
Terry had to think this over for a second. "What drives me, huh? That's a really good question. I've trained all my life, believe it or not. Originally, it was for revenge, but once I dealt with that, there wasn't much purpose left for me. But I do this for the thrill, and to get stronger. I don't do it for money. Unless it's a fight to raise my skill level, I'm really not interested."
"I see….." Kiryu said. "Then would it be fine if you used it to….help train someone?"
"Uh, sure. I don't mind training others to fight."
"Then it wouldn't be rude of me to ask you a favor?"
"Depends on the favor."
"You know Glass Joe? On the other team? Well, I've been training the guy, and trying to toughen him up. I'm making some progress with him, but I think some help from an actual martial artist would be a great help."
"Sure. I got ya. But on one condition."
Kiryu raised an eyebrow. "And what's that?"
"I wanna fight you."
"What?"
"You heard me." Terry continued. "You look like a strong guy yourself, and I respect that. I just wanna take on the famed Dragon of Dojima to test myself. That seem fair to you?"
Kiryu thought it over for a second, and gave slight hints of a smirk. "Alright then. I should've known you'd make a condition like that. I accept. But don't go crying when I beat the shit out of you."
The two then lock in a strong handshake, sealing the deal.
"Are you serious right now?!" Aqua complained. "Why waste time training a scrawny wimp when I'm right here! Praise me! Shower me with luxury, damn it!"
"Relax." Terry told her. "I'm just doing a favor is all."
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"I can't resist a good scrap." Terry said. "So sure. I don't mind helping an aspiring fighter toughen up. But I'm looking forward to clashing fists with Kiryu. I've been looking for a fight since I've joined this show."
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(Meanwhile….)
The Dark Fun Gang were enjoying their first time in first class. Joe and Tatsumaki treated themselves to a massage, while Wendy and Carla were nearby, enjoying a facial mask treatment.
"Ahh, the very unfamiliar feeling of victory." Joe said.
"Don't forget that I was the reason we won." Tatsumaki snapped.
"Pretty sure I helped too." Mae said nearby. Her and the rest of the team were engaged in a heated game of Monopoly. "So don't start your shit!"
"Well, regardless of how we won, it was a team effort." Iida said. "We all pulled our weight, and it was a victory well earned."
They went back to their game, as Starscream moved his hat five spaces.
"Suck it, Star-scum!" Susie taunted. "You just landed on my property, Boardwalk! Ante up my money, chump!"
"Argh! Blast it!"
Frustrated at this, Starscream flips the table, and the game, over, much to the shock of everyone.
"Way to go, dumbass!" Max snapped. "And I was winning, too."
But Susie found Starscream's little tantrum very funny. "Aww, looks like someone is a sore loser."
Starscream stands up and grabs Susie by her shirt, lifting her up to where they were eye level.
"You better watch how you talk to me, girl!" Starscream growled. "Unless you wish to wage war against me! The great and powerful Starscream is no loser! Nor a sore one at that!"
"Boo-hoo!" Susie retorts. "There's no need to throw a tantrum over a board game. Keep it up, and I'm gonna do something you'd think I'd regret but wouldn't."
"Big words, for a filthy organic!"
Then the both of them shout at the same time, "I'M GOING TO BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUTTA YOU!"
"Alright, that's enough." Sora said, stepping in between them. This caused Starscream to lose his grip on Susie. "Do you guys guys even have a remote idea what you're fighting about?"
The two volatile hotheads didn't know where at a loss of words. Well, only for a moment.
"She started it!" Starscream said.
"I didn't start nothin'!" Susie protested. "I was just playing the game!"
Isabelle then jumped in to mediate the conflict. "We've been doing so well." She told them. "Please, let's not ruin it by fighting."
"Isabelle's right." Sora continued. "This may be our first one, but we've managed to keep all of our teammates intact. I don't wanna jinx us or anything, but we've been doing considerably better than the others."
"You know what?" Susie said. "You do bring up a good point. That's probably the smartest thing I've ever heard you say."
"Um….. thanks?" Sora said, a little confused on whether he felt insulted or not by her "compliment".
"Well at least Susie's on the right page." Isabelle said cheerfully. "What about you, Mr. Starscream?"
"I guess….." The Decepticon said begrudgingly. "But just know that I will be the reason that keeps on on this hot streak!"
"That's good to hear! Show some positivity!" Clearly, Isabelle was a little clueless to understand his true meaning.
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"I get that Susie's always been one of the most volatile people on this show," Sora said, "but Starscream seems to have an ego that clashes with her loose cannon personality. Both are strong, but that means things could get ugly real fast unless someone keeps the peace."
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"That girl is really grinding my gears." Starscream seethed. "But with DIO's help, I will wipe them all out. Come to think of it, I haven't seen him all day."
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DIO and Cinder walked down the hallway, with DIO having to give them a message from Chris. The vampire angrily grumbled as they walked.
"I didn't think they were still mad at you." Cinder said, giving off a slight laugh.
"Ugh! For the hundredth time, it wasn't my fault!" DIO snapped! "Someone must've been messing with me!"
It appeared that DIO was in hot water for the past few days. At their last fuel stop, DIO was tasked with fueling the plane. But when they took off again, the plane immediately crashed to the ground, surprisingly void of fuel.
"It's bad enough that Chef, of all people, was the one to chew me out about it, but then Ginyu ordered me to do two hundred pushups on top of that! I just can't catch a break with this job."
"Look on the bright side." Cinder said. "At least you have those two little toadies doing your dirty work."
DIO gasped. "How do you know about that?!"
"I have my ways. And don't worry, I'm not gonna say anything to anyone. It won't matter either way, because I plan to win this time around."
"Personally, I'd be happy for you to win. I don't care what happens to either of them, as long as they get rid of all of my enemies."
As the two walked off, they failed to realize that someone was listening to their little conversation. Coyle is seen turning off her invisibility.
"Two little toadies, huh?" Coyle mumbled. "Should I be worried? Should I figure out who they are? Decisions, decisions. Ooh, these ideas make my brain tingle!"
DIO walks into the cafeteria, and sees many of the competitors sitting together and laughing at something on a phone.
"Alright, losers, I must let you know that-hm?" DIO was puzzled at what caught their attention on a measly phone. "What's so funny?"
"Oh, nothing." Deadpool said. "Just watching some multiversal videos, and this one from "Whose Line is it Anyway" really caught my eye."
DIO's eyes go wide at the mention of that show, and Deadpool shows him a video from his phone. Sure enough, it was footage of DIO's performance on the improv show "Whose Line is it Anyway". It was showing clips of DIO saying and acting in ways that are not normal for him.
"Mommy doesn't want me dating yet, and I always follow the rules. Which is more than I can say for someone here."
"Hey, Dad said no yelling in my presence."
"You thought this was a man with a cringe catchphrase, but it was I! DIO!"
"Plaaaaay with me…"
"My fangs are my pride and joy, I clean them everyday. I brush them and I floss them in my own special way."
And the video finished with DIO waving his hands wildly, having to act like the Mad Hatter.
"Oh good god..." DIO groaned, holding his head in shame.
"Guess that answers what else you were doing in between seasons." Cinder remarked.
"I was asked to do that episode, okay?!" DIO snapped. "I should've known the footage would go viral!"
"Yeah, if I were in your shoes, I wouldn't wanna show my face in public." 18 said as she tried to hold back her laughter.
"Must something give me grief every episode?" DIO groaned.
"Anyway, what was it you were trying to tell us?" Meggy asked.
"Yes, of course. Ahem." DIO said, regaining his composure. "Chris wanted me to let you all know to brace yourselves, because a challenge is about to start."
Everyone looked out the windows, but all they saw was a giant green portal. This amazed most of them, and freaked out the rest.
"That's some freaky ass shit!" Miu exclaimed.
"Looks like it's one of those challenges!" Deadpool happily squealed.
"We're not actually going in that thing, are we?!" Waluigi protested.
His question was answered as the plane began to shake violently. Everyone grabbed onto something or someone for dear life as the plane went through the portal.
A few minutes later, the shaking abruptly stopped. After that, everyone looked out the window yet again, and saw something very different this time. What they saw was a huge academy that sat atop a forested hill that overlooked a city.
"It can't be!" Iida gasped. "It's UA High!"
"This place familiar to you?" Wendy asked.
"Of course. It's the #1 ranked academy for heroics in all of Japan. And it's where I attend to become a hero."
"A school that teaches you on how to be a hero, huh?" Tatsumaki said. "Hmph. Where I come from, that's not needed. Heroes are born, not made."
"No one asked for your damn opinion." Max quipped.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our first interdimensional challenge." Chris announced over the intercom. "Here, in Musutafu, Japan."
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"I can't believe this." Iida said. "Our first challenge in another world, and it's my world. I wonder what kind of challenge would await us here?"
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"Man, this is quite the place." Terry mused as everyone got off the plane. "Although the landing is less then desired."
"There wasn't a runway, so we just needed to land near the school." Chris explained. "Welcome to UA High. An institution where the heroes of tomorrow are trained. And the location for today's challenge. Kind of fitting, considering we've got a couple of full fledged superheroes on the show." As he said this, he gestured over to Deadpool and Tatsumaki. "And a hero in training." As he gestured to Iida.
The group was fascinated by this place, and Iida was the most excited of the group. (Even if his face didn't show it)
"You all will really get to enjoy this place." Iida said. "So many great and noble heroes came from this school, and I hope to be just like them."
"A school for heroes?" Deadpool said. "Sorry, but X-Men beat you all to it. I was even with those guys for a brief stint."
"I can see a couple of you are excited." Chris stated. "But first, we need to get clearance into this place before we can begin the challenge."
Everyone was led to the front of the school to the security gate, made to keep villains, and members of the press out. Waiting in front of the gate was a small, anthropomorphic, mouse like creature dressed in a nice suit. There was a scar over one of the creature's eyes.
"Ah!" The creature exclaimed as he saw Chris and the crew walking over to him.
"Oh! Principal Nezu!" Iida said. "It's good to see you!"
The little mouse creature known as "Nezu" nodded. "Yes. It's nice to see you again, Mr. Iida. Me and the rest of the staff have been rooting for you as you progress through the show. I'm sure you wish to see your friends, but they're currently in class right now."
"Wait, hold the fuck up!" Max exclaimed. "This guy's your principal?!"
"That's right." Nezu answered. "I'm the one who could be a dog or a mouse or a bear, but more importantly... I'm the principal!"
"Just go with it." Edward said. "I mean, this is far from the weirdest thing we've seen on this show."
"Well, that's quite a shame." Iida said. "I guess the next time I get a chance, I'd like to introduce you to my friends."
Nezu looked over at Chris. "It is also a pleasure to meet you, Mr. McLean. Your show is such a treat to watch."
"I'm flattered." Chris said. "But if it wouldn't be too much to ask, we're in a bit of a rush, so what say we hurry things along."
"Yes, of course. Right this way to the training area."
Nezu grants access to the school, and everyone is led to an area that looked like a life size urban city. Buildings could be seen all around, surrounded by a huge gate. In front of that gate stood three people. One of them a blonde haired, and very skinny man with a sharp angular face and long limbs, dressed in casual clothing. The other was a tall, pale skinned man that wore a scarf, and had a very fatigued look. The last one was a guy with spiked up blonde hair, and wore tinted sunglasses, headphones, and a black jacket with a very tall collar.
"I'd like to introduce most of you to some of our staff," Nezu said, introducing the new faces, "who are all, or were, pro heroes. Erasher Head, Present Mic, and former hero All Might. They will also be observing your little excursion today."
"Nice to see you've been doing well, Iida." Eraser Head sternly said to his student. "I have high expectations that you'll continue to do well."
"Yes, Mr. Aizawa."
"Damn, this guy seems like a fuckin' hardass." Miu blurted out. Most of her team facepalmed and sighed at her sudden outburst.
Aizawa looked over at the ultimate inventor and glared at her.
"H-hey, what's with that look?" Miu stuttered, going to her more meek and cowardly personality. "I'm s-sorry, okay?!"
"Don't you have a filter on that foul mouth of yours?" Spinel said. "Show a little tact. Sorry about her."
"Aaaaanyway," Chris said, "I'm going to let these guys explain your challenge. Gentleman, the floor is yours."
"All right, let's get the ball rolling, shall we?" Present Mic said enthusiastically. "Your challenge lies behind this gate. This is Ground Beta. Normally, this is used for training heroes, but it's where you listeners will have your challenge!"
"That's right." All Might continued. "Using your skills and abilities, you all have one hour to earn points by fighting the different robots within. The robots range from one to three points, but the robots with more points are of a higher difficulty."
"And don't go attacking any of the opposing teams." Aizawa said. "That would be very un-hero like, and will result in your team losing on the spot."
"So the main goal is to get the most points destroying robots, huh?" Terry asked. "Sounds easy. And fun. This is gonna make perfect training."
"There's a little bit more to it than that, my friend." Present Mic pointed out. "You won't just be getting points on bashing bots. We will be observing you all, and adding additional points, based on style, execution, among a couple other things. So try to make your KO's as flashy as possible."
"By the end of the hour, the team with the most points will win first class to our next destination." Chris said. "While the team with it the lowest score will be voting someone off. Given how tough these robots might be, I'm not expecting all of you to get out of this unscathed. Everyone understand?"
A few of them, such as Joe and Reg, gulped nervously. But most of them had their game face on.
"Piece of cake." Harley answered.
Tatsumaki smirked. "This will be a walk in the park. Unless I actually get a challenging enemy this time."
"Don't get full of yourself." Iida warned her. "I've been through this before, and it'll really keep you on your toes."
"Hey, who's the full fledged professional hero here?! I think i know what I'm talking about."
At that moment, the giant gate opens up.
"Everyone get inside and scatter." Present Mic told them. "The challenge will start once you all are inside. In a real battle, there are no countdowns. You start now!"
With that, everyone runs into the fake city, and all three teams scatter to go over their game plans.
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"This is the perfect time to test out an invention that I've been making for a situation like this!" Miu cackled. "It's time to tear assholes through those robots!"
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The Dark Fun Gang were gathered in an alleyway to talk strategy amongst each other.
"Alright then, Iida." Sora said. "You said you've been through this before, so you got any tips to help us win?"
Iida stood there, trying to think of an answer. (By this time, he had quickly changed into his hero costume) "Hmm. They made it clear what the goal is, but I think our best bet is to stick together on this one."
"To hell with that!" Susie, Starscream, and Tatsumaki all yelled at the same time. The three of them run off from the group, and further into the city. "You guys would just hold me back!"
"Wait! Come back!" Iida called out.
"Bit too late for that." Joe told him. "Once Susie sets her mind on something, nothing can stop her. But she's good deep down. I wouldn't be too worried."
"Well, I am worried about her most of all."
"Don't worry." Isabelle told him. "I'm sure that they're all strong, so-"
Her sentence was interrupted as the building behind them was destroyed by a giant robot designed to look like a scorpion.
"It's one of them!" Joe screamed.
"Goddamn it!" Mae yelled. "Any bright ideas, Iida?"
"I got one." Max said as he pulled out… AN ANTI MATERIEL RIFLE?! "Take the son of a bitch out!"
"Just where did you get one of those?!" Carla asked.
"Yeah, that shit is used to take out military machines!" Mae pointed out.
"Don't ask, don't tell." Max calmly answered.
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"Guess I got DIO to thank for that thing." Max said. "Said he snagged it off of Deadpool's magic satchel or some shit. Told me I was gonna need it today. But still, at least somehow I stand a chance among all these superhumans."
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Everyone took a fighting stance as they faced down the robot. Well, except for Glass Joe, who was shaking in his boots. But he refused to back down, even though the training he's gone through with Kiryu so far didn't prepare him for this. Sora had his Keyblade ready, Mae had a softball bat out, and Wendy and Iida were ready to leap towards it. And Isabelle had Lloid rockets at the ready.
"I know I may not be much help," Mae said as she looked over to Carla. "But I hope you got something."
"As a matter of fact, I do." Carla answered.
To everyone's surprise, Carla began to glow, and transform. A minute later, they saw Carla's appearance change drastically from the small cat she was before. Now, she appeared to be a young human girl around Wendy's age. She keeps her tail with its red ribbon and has shoulder length hair with cat ears on top.
"Wow! Did not know you could turn into a human!" Sora exclaimed
"It's a transformation magic." Carla explained. "I only use it when it's necessary."
Carla cartwheels into the air, and lands a devastating drop kick on the robot's head.
The others join in and land attacks of their own.
"Thundaga!"
"Sky Dragon's Roar!"
"Recipro Burst!"
The combined effects of lightning, wind, high speed kicks, and a freaking firearm causes the robot to explode. The tail piece falls in front of them, and Mae smashed that piece apart with her bat.
"Take that, you effing tin can!"
"That was a good job, you guys." Iida told his team.
"Yeah, but if we want to win, then we gotta haul ass and like, beat down more of those things." Mae said.
"I think we should be fine." Wendy reassures. "Even though a few of us split up, we should still be able to win."
The group then runs off further into the city to find more robots.
(Meanwhile….)
So how were things going for the Hungry Wolves?
"I DON'T WANNA GET CRUSHED BY A ROBOT!" Aqua cried. "THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN GIANT TOADS!"
The team was surrounded by four robots of various shapes and sizes. Well, Aqua was running away like a scaredy cat while one of them was chasing after her. Behind the robot, Terry was chasing after it.
"Get back here, you hunk o' junk!"
"I hope you guys are packing some firepower." Rick said, his blaster at the ready.
"Waluigi did not sign up to play hero!" Waluigi exclaimed. The purple cheater was chucking Bob-ombs at one of the robots, but it was about as helpful as money to a dead guy. "Wah-t are these things even made of?"
"How the hell would I know, Walu-idiot?!" Miu answered.
"Please, guys, think seriously right now!" Reg cried.
"I don't know how I could help." Edgeworth said to the rest of his team. "I'm fully aware I don't have any special abilities or combat expertise."
"Hey, don't sweat it, Edgy." Deadpool said, brandishing his katanas. "I get some people just aren't equipped for tasks such as this."
By this time, Terry had the robot cornered. The Lone Wolf rushed up to the robot, saying, "Are you okay?!"
And with one explosive punch of his fist, he shouts at the top of his lungs his signature move, "BUSTER WOLF!"
This attack literally blew the machine up into pieces. In front of that, Aqua sat there, shivering until she realized it was taken down.
"Uh...t-thanks." Aqua stuttered as Terry helped her up.
"No problem, miss." Terry said casually. "If I remember correctly, you said you're more suited to healing. So don't beat yourself up about it."
"Unless your power is being a fuckin' useless goddess!" Miu said. "Now all you fucking virgins step back and watch me take one of these pesky little shits!"
"What are you gonna do?" Reg asked.
Miu pulled something out from her….uh….shirt, and it appeared to be a small, mechanical disc.
"Uh...what's that?" Spinel asked, sounding very puzzled. "A frisbee?"
Miu just laughs that question off. "Just a little something my golden brain has been crafting this for a situation such as this."
The ultimate inventor puts the disc to her chest, and Miu's body transforms (in a similar manner to Power Rangers or Sailor Moon). Her body gets covered in mechanized armor that comes from the disc. Once it was done, Miu appeared to be covered in a battle suit, very much like Iron Man. But it was mostly pink, with yellow on the faceplate, elbows, and knees, with hydraulic pistons on them for rocket punches. On the chest and palms of her hands were glowing yellow beacons, perfect for shooting laser beams. And it still accentuated her body, perfect for lewdness.
"Whoa!" Deadpool exclaimed. "First an X-Men reference, and now Iron Man?! God, can this day get any better?!
"Oh my God…." Miu gasped, taking a look at her device's look before laughing like crazy. "THIS IS EVEN MORE FUCKIN' BADASS THAN I THOUGHT IT'D BE!"
Miu flies up and fires laser beams out her palms taking out another robot, and a gatling gun comes out of her arm, firing and taking out another robot.
"I hereby dub thee…. Metal Miu!" Deadpool said.
"Interesting." Rick said. "Kind of reminds me of those battle suits Morty and I used on that planet that purged."
Suddenly, more robots surrounded them, taking the place of the ones Terry and Miu previously destroyed.
"We're surrounded on all sides!" Edgeworth said.
And to make the situation worse….
Ding Ding Ding
"Looks like it's time for you lucky ducks to sing!" Present Mic announced with his hyper loud voice.
"Wait….is it just us?" Aqua asked.
"That's right!" Chris said over the megaphone. "This time, the song's for the Wolves!"
The Hungry Wolves all groan.
"Oh, give us a break!" Waluigi complained.
(Author's Note: The song starts at an upbeat rock tempo, the kind of song that'd motivate you. It's a little shorter than normal, but it's still uplifting. This song is called "We Will Prove Ourselves"
Deadpool: We're surrounded, and all hope seems lost! (Deadpool slices through robots with chaotic glee)
Spinel: But teamwork will aid us, in taking out this tough boss! (She grabs a robot and spins it around, chucking it into the sky)
Terry: We laugh and cry through tough foes we face! (Starts to throw out Power Geysers)
Aqua: But we will show those chumps that we run this place!"
Reg/Edgeworth: We will prove ourselves! We won't run away!
Waluigi/Rick: 'Cause we'll win it all and seize the day! (Both raise their fists up high)
Everyone: We will prove ourselves as heroes!
Miu: Even when the darkness turns all to night, (Fires out a chest laser, taking a robot down)
Reg: We'll surely be the ones to win the fight!"
Terry/Aqua: Then after that, we'll party on through the night!
Everyone: We will prove ourselves!
The song ends as Reg is facing the last robot in their vicinity.
"This one's all on you, little guy." Deadpool told Reg. "You got this."
"Are you kidding?!" Aqua said with disbelief. "He's just a kid! He's gonna get creamed!"
"Oh? Like you could do better than him!" Waluigi spat. "Let alone the great Wa! All you're good for is cheap party tricks!"
Reg gulped nervously as he faced this robot. He didn't doubt his strength, but he didn't want to let his team down. The little robot takes a deep breath, and holds out his hand.
His hand begins to glow as it gathers up energy, and out fires an insanely massive, blinding blast of light that completely incinerates the robot, and a couple city blocks, not to mention robots were deeper into the city.
And his team was astounded at the huge power that lied in a small package.
"Holy shit!" Miu exclaimed. "That was fuckin' incredible!"
"This guy's a little powerhouse." Terry mumbled. "Who would've thunk it?"
Reg looks behind him to his team, and gives them a thumbs up before collapsing to the ground.
"Are you okay?!" Miu flies over to him and props him up on his shoulder.
"I used a little too much energy for that one." Reg groaned. "I need to recharge, but I won't be able to help for the rest of the challenge. Sorry guys."
"It'll be fine." Miu said calmly to reg. "You just sit tight while we wreck some shit."
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"Is it just me, or is it weird to see Miu talking to Reg like that?" Terry said. "That's the calmest I've ever seen her. Normally, she spouts off with her foul mouth and her dirty thoughts, but her and Reg make a good team. That, or she's just good with kids. But what do I know? I just look after the kid of my dead arch enemy."
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(Amazing Aces)
"Did anyone else see that?!" 18 asked as she fired out a ki blast through a robot. The android was referring to the blast shot by Reg a moment ago.
"How could we not?" Cinder replied as she maliciously sliced through a robot with one of her giant flaming swords.
"I must say…." Coyle said to Cinder as she obliterated a robot with her Lockjaws. "You're quite adept with all that magic of tours. Too bad it can't compare to science."
"You'd do your best to keep your distance from me." Cinder growled, pointing her sword dangerously close to Coyle's neck. "I've had an unsettling feeling about you ever since I've laid eyes on you! And it's not magic. It's my Semblance!"
"Oh, put down your weapons." Coyle replied….coyly. "I'm rather intrigued by your skills. Have you ever thought about teaming up? Your power and my brains...we'd be unstoppable."
"You can't be serious." Cinder scoffed. "There's only one person I'd ever team up with, and he's currently not competing."
Coyle raised her eyebrows. "Oh, you mean DIO? I'm sure, even though he seems to be-"
"Hey, quit flapping your gums and keep bashing!" Harley shouted. The villainess stood on a robot's shoulder and knocked its head off with her bat.
"This isn't over." Coyle said, vanishing from sight as she turned invisible.
The rest of the Aces were doing a decent job at dealing with the robots. Meggy ran around and shot orange ink at them with her Splattershot gun, messing with their gears. Tari kept them distracted with her speed and acrobatics while Edward took those ones out by deconstructing them with his alchemy. 18 easily steamrolled through many of them with her android strength, much to her team's amazement.
"I forgot how strong 18 is." Edward mumbled.
And as for Kiryu?
The yakuza was facing down three robots, looking undeterred. The Dragon of Dojima threw off his shirt and blazer, showing muscles, and a tattoo of a silver dragon on his back.
"Never dealt with shit like this…." Kiryu said, cracking his knuckles. Suddenly, his body began to glow with a red aura.
"What's this guy up to?" Tari wondered.
"I'm looking to bash some heads today." Kiryu said calmly. "I suppose yours will have to do. Step forward if you want to die."
In a blur, Kiryu clashes rapid fire fists against one of the robot's fists, until it blew up. He quickly grabbed one of the fallen robot's arms, and batters another robot with it. He leaps up, and slams his foot into the last robot's head and stomps it into the ground. Kiryu walks away as he pulls out a cigarette and lights it.
"Damn, he made it look easy!" Meggy exclaimed. "Really showing the rest of us up."
And who could blame what she said?
"Sorry if I'm not leaving some for the rest of you." Kiryu said. "But I feel it's best if we deal with these swiftly."
But the sky went dark, and the ground began to shake, as they encountered a human shaped robot that was even bigger than any they'd encountered today.
"Hoo boy….." Edward sighed. The Aces looked up as they saw this new, probably insurmountable foe.
"Guess we still got quite the challenge ahead of us." Kiryu said, rushing towards it.
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"That woman is many shades of creepy." Cinder seethed. "Just what is she up to? And what was she trying to say about DIO?"
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"Such a shame." Coyle said. "We could've made a great team. But if that's how she wants to play it, then so be it. But that was gonna be my only warning."
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Starscream strutted with an arrogant vibe as he blasted robots down one by one with his blaster arm.
"HAHAHAHAHA! This is a cakewalk! Those useless organics would have just slowed me down! This is no different than the countless wars I've fought in! Hm?"
Something caught the Decepticon's eye. In the air, he spotted Tatsumaki. The psychic was using her abilities to crush all the robots in her vicinity to the size of soda cans with minimal effort.
"*Yawn*. Is this really the best this school can throw at me?" Tatsumaki said, sounding bored.
"Well, what do we have here?" Starscream sneered as he walked up to Tatsumaki. "Seems like someone isn't enjoying themselves."
"I'm bored." Tatsumaki snapped. "These enemies are pitiful. Way less of a challenge than the biggest threats the Hero Association sends me after. If I wanted to, I could wipe this whole city out and we'd be done here."
"Then why don't you?"
"Huh?"
Starscream narrowed his devious eyes at her. "You heard me. I've heard that all your skill is just all talk. Last season, your so called "power" didnt get you very far, did it? If you ask me, a puny organic like you wouldn't be able to surpass me, or any of the enemies here!"
"Wanna bet?!" By this time, Tatsumaki's eyes began to glow green with fury at having her power mocked by some nobody who comes from a far off planet. "I can end this challenge with a quickness!"
"Then do it!" Starscream demanded. "Show me your power and prove I'm wrong!"
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"That girl is a fool." Starscream declared. "She's proven time and again it's easy to trigger her temper. She may have a lot of pride, but it's undeserved for her, unlike me. Now, I sit back and let the magic unfold."
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Susie was cruising through the city, whistling to herself and spinning her axe around like a baton. Behind her lay several robots that have been sliced up. And so much time had passed since she split up from the team. She didn't know how much longer the challenge would last, so she still wanted to make the best of it.
"What the hell does Iida know anyway?" She thought to herself. "We're gonna win this no problem, whether we're together or not."
But still, she liked his determination when it comes to his aspirations to be a hero. "Such a shame it's all wasted on a square like him."
But she noticed something at the next block. The Aces were engaged in a fight against the biggest bot she had seen all day. Time for her to make her move.
The monster teen gave a fanged smile. "Well, whaddya know. Looks like I'm going out with a bang."
Susie runs in headfirst, and swings her axe so fast a red shockwave projectile flies out.
"Red Buster!"
The projectile hits the robot, but it didn't even do so much as put a scratch to it.
"Damn." She muttered.
"What are you doing here?!" Harley asked Susie as she was struggling to hold back one the robot's arms.
"Same reason as you guys! Trying to win a challenge!"
"Uh...guys!" Meggy gasped, pointing at the sky. "We got another problem!"
Susie and the Aces all look up at the sky where she was pointing and see a huge meteor coming straight towards them.
"Oh, give me a break!" 18 yelled. The android flew up towards it and punched right through it, breaking it into many pieces.
But as 18 flew back down to fight the robot, she was caught off guard as another meteor slammed into her, and crashed into the ground.
"18!" Edward called out, avoiding yet another meteor.
Looking up, they saw even more meteors raining down from space, one after the other. Truly, it was the worst kind of meteor shower to be experiencing. And it was all raining down all over the training course, hindering everyone.
And one of them was big enough to completely flatten the giant robot that gave them trouble earlier.
"WHY THE FUCK IS IT RAINING ASTEROIDS?!" Miu angrily yelled as she was blasting trying to blast them away and keep Reg safe at the same time.
"Seems like the weather calls for the plot to get more intense." Deadpool said, slicing through the falling obstacles.
"No….this isn't the weather." Edgeworth said. Spinel draped herself over him, and the rest of the team, to shield them from getting crushed.
"Are you saying someone is responsible for this?!" Waluigi asked.
Above the city was Tatsumaki, pulling meteors from space with her psychic powers to wipe out all the robots in the city.
"Do you want to see true power?!" She yelled. "Well all you metal nuisances are gonna get it, damn it! Never doubt the power of one of the world's strongest heroes!"
Chris and the heroes that were observing were shocked at the spectacle thwy saw.
"That girl has some dangerous power!" All Might gasped. "Are you sure she's really a hero?!"
"Whether she is or not, she needs a serious attitude adjustment." Aizawa said.
Starscream just sat back and laughed like crazy at his handiwork.
"Looks like she snapped!" He said as he laughed his metal butt off.
Meanwhile, the rest of the Dark Fun Gang were trying to find the teammates that split up. Of course, they were able to take notice of Tatsumaki making it rain, so to speak. Starscream notices his team and runs over to them.
"What the hell has gotten into her?!" Mae yelled.
"I'm not sure." Starscream answered innocently. "She thought she told me she'd be able to handle all the robots in the city, and now she's gone psycho!"
"We need to find Susie and regroup." Iida said. The young hero looked around desperately to find their lost teammate, and sure enough, there she was, running up to them. Unfortunately, there was a meteor coming that she wasn't gonna be able to avoid.
"Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap!" Susie exclaimed.
"Its gonna hit her!" Isabelle cried.
"Recipro Turbo!"
Kicking his Quirk into high gear, Iida speeds forward and lunges at Susie, saving her from potential death.
"Holy crap!" Susie said. "I seriously couldve died for this time. Er-I mean uh, thanks I guess."
Iida holds out his hand to help her up. "It's nothing. That's what a hero does."
Tatsumaki was continuing to show off her power until something came out and wrapped itself around her, making the esper fall to the ground. This also caused the meteor rain to cease.
"God, is she finally done with her little temper tantrum?" Max snarked.
"Don't make her any more angry." Joe warned.
"This challenge is over." A voice said.
Everyone looked to see Aizawa using his scarf to restrain Tatsumaki. By this point, all the competitors, the other heroes, and Chris, were gathered back together. 18 looked a little scuffed, but mostly, there were no serious injuries on her.
"Let go of me, you freak!" Tatsumaki yelled. "I have a point to prove!"
"I specifically said not to attack any other teams." Aizawa said to her. "Your little stunt caused lots of collateral damage, not to mention some members of the other teams got hurt."
18 piped up. "Actually, im feeling ok-"
"Zip it." Aizawa interrupted. The Erasure hero then focused his attention back to Tatsumaki. "Therefore, your team is disqualified."
The Dark Fun Gang all groan at this. Except for Starscream. He was smiling proudly.
"Whatever." Tatsumaki scoffed, having finally calmed down. "It's not about who wins or who loses. Only who is the most powerful.
"So then who won, huh?!" Harley asked impatiently.
"Oh, right." Chris said, sounding like he forgot about that part. "Well, the Dark Fun Gang would've won, had Tatsumaki not almost level a city. But judging by the scores, the Hungry Wolves won, aided by Reg's huge blast from earlier. That seriously took out so many robots."
The Hungry Wolves all cheer for their victory, holding up a still exhausted Reg in celebration.
"Way to go, little man." Terry said.
"Maybe you aren't such a weak little pipsqueak after all." Aqua said.
"Hey!"
"What?! I was trying to give you a compliment!"
"As for the Dark Fun Gang, I'll be seeing you guys at your first elimination ceremony." Chris said. "Everyone back to the jet."
As they all head back, Iida stops and runs back over to his teachers.
"Guess it'll be awhile before I'm back." Iida told them. "But I'll make sure to give it my all in this game.
"That's good, kid." All Might said, putting his hand on his shoulder. "You did great today. Especially saving that girl."
"But that's what a hero's supposed to do. I'm just helping her out."
"You looked concerned about her the entire challenge. That act was more than just doing your duty. But I won't bother you about it any longer. You'd best better get back to your friends, and keep giving it your all. PLUS ULTRA!"
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"What's All Might meaning by that?" Iida wondered. "Sure, I worried for Susie, but I'd do that for any member of my team."
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Soon, everyone was back on the plane, bidding UA adieu. The Wolves were partying like animals in first class.
"I'd like to make a toast!" Terry said, holding a glass high. Obviously, he and Aqua had a little too much to drink and looked a little flush. "To Reg! For kicking butt big time today!"
"Hear hear!"
"Thanks, guys." Reg said. By this time, he had recharged himself with electricity, and was feeling much better. "But I dont think I deserve to take all the credit."
"BULLSHIT!" Miu said drunkenly, slumping over Reg.
"Who let Miu drink?!" Waluigi yelled, slapping the bottle out of her hand.
"You're a powerful little fucker!" Miu continued. "I can't wait to find out what other cute little sounds you make!"
"No problem." Reg replied, feeling a little uncomfortable that she was this close. But he was still smiling. "I'm glad to help you guys. This is probably the most fun I've had in a long time!
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The Dark Fun Gang sat together in TBE elimination ceremony, having already cast their votes. Everyone glared at Tatsumaki, while she gave a dirty look back to all of them.
"You punks got a problem?"
"Dark Fun Gang, welcome to your first elimination." Chris greeted the disgruntled group. "You all casted your votes, and I hold nine barf bags filled with peanuts. The following players are safe…"
"Max"
"Iida"
"Isabelle"
"Wendy and Carla"
"Mae"
"Glass Joe"
"Sora"
"And Susie"
This left Tatsumaki and Starscream. Starscream gave her a smile while Tatsumaki gave him the middle finger."
"You two pack quite the power." Chris said. "Not to mention you both are arrogant, and completely ditched your team to feed your ego. The final bag goes to…"
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"...Starscream."
Starscream caught his bag while Tatsumaki just huffed, taking this a little better than they thought."
"Fine. Whatever. I would've steamrolled the rest of this game anyway."
The esper grabbed a parachute, and threw it out the door. She wasn't gonna need it. "Just don't come crying to me when you guys are up against a threat you can't handle."
And the esper jumps out of the plane and floats to the ground.
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"Guess DIO will be happy to hear I singlehandedly got someone eliminated." Starscream said proudly. "She won't be missed. She would've been a tough one to deal with, that's for sure. There's only room for one at the top, and it's me."
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As the Dark Fun Gang were heading back to economy, Isabelle heads to the door of first class and knocks on it. The little secretary, meanwhile, was holding a colorfully wrapped package.
Spinel opens the door and sees Isabelle. "Hiya! Can I help you with something?"
"Um, yes." Isabelle answered. "Do you think you could give this gift to Waluigi? I made it myself."
"Aww, that's sweet!" Spinel said, taking the package off her hands. "No problem. I'll give it to him."
Spinel closes the door and heads over to Waluigi.
"Hey, man. Got a package for you."
Waluigi was a bit surprised by this. "Wah? A gift? For me?"
The cheater quickly grabs it and furiously opens it furiously. "Please tell Waluigi it's a Smash invite!"
But the look on his face became utter disappointment when he saw what it was.
It was a homemade cookie cake with these words written in chocolate frosting.
"I LIKE YOU. CAN WE PLEASE BE FRIENDS?"
Waluigi angrily tossed the cake at the wall, and got an idea.
Isabelle still nervously stood outside the door, anticipating his happy reaction. Waluigi quickly opened the door, and handed her a plain white box.
"Here. Waluigi got you something, too."
"Oh! Thank you!" Isabelle happily cried. She opened up the box, and was treated to a Bob-omb exploding in front of her face. She looked back at Waluigi, who was laughing at her.
"Scram, traitor!" Waluigi said. "Get it through your scatterbrained skull! Waluigi hates you!"
Wiping the soot away, Isabelle appears to have tears in her eyes. She runs off, crying as Waluigi heads back to first class.
"Misdion accomplished." Waluigi said, dusting his hands together. But... Waluigi couldn't help but feel a microscopic smidgen of guilt. But he quickly tried to get that thought out of his head.
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Happy 2021, people. Hope we started it off good. This'll be a good year for us!
First, we say goodbye to Tatsumaki. Her elimination seemed a little obvious, but I wanted to show we're not dealing with just one villain. And of courses, her pride was used against her again.
Anyway, we had quite the challenge at UA for our first interdimensional challenge. We got to see acts of badasssery from Iida, Kiryu, Miu, and especially Reg. Edward got a strange message from "Gjira" to butt out. Dr. Coyle is still creepy as usual. And Isabelle unfortunately was given the message from Waluigi to leave him alone. Will she bounce back from this? And what about that talk All Might had with Iida? So much more questions than answers.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed. Read and review, and follow the Meme Empire.
Here's a preview for next time. After an exhausting challenge of playing hero, we're gonna have a relaxing camping episode out in the Amazon rainforest. Well, about as relaxing as it can get for this bunch.
Well, that just about covers it. Stay safe, and stay awesome. This is MemeKing, signing off.