Episode 10: If Mario was in….. Total Drama
I'm MemeKing the Third, and you're watching Disney Channel.
TheMasterKat: Katakuri really deserves some credit for what he does. He loves his siblings dearly, and does his best to be their protector. And Terry really does need a hug. Guy had it rough last episode. (I mean, he died there for a moment!). Hope he can hang in there.
1602jaw: Gjira really made his first big move, but unfortunately, it ended in failure. Who knows what he'll do next?
Guest: Oh, I'm sure Meggy's friends will have a fun time with the competitors.
ThelastCyberKnight: Glad you feel it was worth the wait. What Terry is going through is much like the anime adaptation of Fatal Fury 2. It's actually a good watch. Also, it's nice when people like the jokes. It's the little things sometimes.
PrincessGumballWatterson777: One Piece may be a series on the longer side, but it's an anime that's changed my life. It's so good, you won't regret it. I will admit I'm not the best baker either, but it's nice to think I'd be.
Guest: These are some unique challenges, but I'll try and think them over for the future.
NondescriptNorbert: Don't worry. Katakuri forgives you. He's a busy guy with a huge chip on his shoulder, and a huge family to look after. I wanted to take an interesting route with Aqua, that Terry would become a good influence on her, and they'd grow close. Such a shame she got eliminated for something she didn't do.
Guest: Gjira kind of is like Kaido. Both love drinking, war, and are indestructible monsters. The only differences I can think of is that Kaido can turn into a dragon, and Gjira can turn into Go-WHOOPS! Almost spoiled that little secret.
Ortizale317: The merge won't be for a little while. Just wait a little bit longer.
LogBook27062000: Nice ideas for the challenge. This goes a long way. Thanks.
TheHiddenAuthor5000: Don't worry. Cringe levels will be low. But meme levels will be sky high.
CDW: And of course, more great WOFTI ideas. Thanks a bunch.
SteelRobot: Its probably best not to think of what happened to the other versions of them. I haven't really heard of Robot Wars, but you've piqued my interest with it.
That guy: Stronk indeed. Personally, the less people know of Gjira, the better. Plus, they don't want everyone to know it was their fault.
thenewsubwayguy: I wanted to project my love for the series in that chapter, and I hope it interests those who might want to get into it. Gjira's really not playing around now, and he means business.
Happiness studios: The ending was indeed sad. It's okay if you don't have a lot to say. As long as you liked it.
Guest: You're right. This couldn't come out at a better time.
Now, let's have a meme filled adventure in the Channel where anything could happen. And as a warning. This chapter contains high doses of memes, and sprinkles of fast paced cringe humor.
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"Last time on Total Drama Infinite 2, everyone was treated to a sweet challenge in Katakuri's home of Totto Land. The challenge? Cooking up a sweet dessert for his mentally unstable mother. But lo and behold, disaster struck as Aqua had supposedly ruined the cake, leading to a cake crazed hunger pang from Big Mom. Terry tried to prove she was innocent, but their team just boiled it down to him enabling her. In the end, Aqua got the boot, leaving Terry broken and shattered. But upon leaving, Katakuri used his third person knowledge to warn Edward of the real enemies he should be looking out for. Will disaster strike again for our cast? Can Terry stay strong despite basically losing everything? And will we ever find out where Deadpool got that van? Probably not. But let's see if any of these other questions will be answered on today's exciting episode of Total Drama Infinite 2!"
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"Mail call!" Ginyu yelled as he carried a huge package into economy class. They had made sure to have all 3 teams gathered for it.
"Ooh, gimme gimme gimme!" Deadpool said excitedly as he snatched the package out of Ginyu's hands.
"Check it out guys!" Deadpool said to everyone. "It's to all of us! And it's from Katakuri."
"Well, don't just stand there!" Susie said. "Open it!"
The merc tears open the package and finds a note with a small stack of papers.
"We got a letter from him. It says….."
"Hey, guys. Hope you all are doing okay after….. everything that happened on Whole Cake Island. Things are under control now, though I can't say the same for the hundreds of deaths and billions in property damage. But it is what it is. This actually happens a few times a month, so I'm used to it. Anyway, the World Government here caught wind of what you all did, and issued bounties on all of you. Bottom line is, I think it's safe if you guys never return. Hope you at least like your bounty posters.
Signed, Charlotte Katakuri"
"So we're now basically wanted criminals in his world?" Edgeworth moaned. "That's just great."
"Wouldn't be the first time that I'm wanted." Starscream said proudly.
"Guess we caused quite a stir in the last challenge." Kiryu said.
"Well, let's see the posters, then!" Waluigi said impatiently. "Waluigi wants to see if the photographers captured his good side!"
"Sure thing!" Deadpool then handed out the posters to their respective fugitive.
"Sweet! I'm worth 140 million berries!" Deadpool exclaimed. That ain't that bad."
"550 million, huh?" Kiryu said. "Guess I had quite the impact."
"How disgraceful that I'm a wanted man!" Iida complained. "And worth 236 million no less! A hero in training as a wanted man!"
"Hey, Waluigi." Isabelle said, showing him her poster. "I got 53 million. What about you?"
The purple cheater laughed proudly. "So, you'd like to know, eh?! Lo and behold!"
He showed her his poster.
"Read it and weep! Waluigi is worth 79 million berries!"
"Wow! You're so amazing!"
"WAHAHAHAHA! Of course!"
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Isabelle was seen writing in her journal she bought before she joined the show.
"He's so amazing." She gushed. "It's great to know someone like him. So odd, yet funny, charming, and-"
She then quickly remembered she was being filmed. Isabelle quickly stashed the journal away in a panic.
"Oops. Soooorrry. I guess I got a little scatterbrained. I'd probably die if anyone else knew what I was writing"
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"Well, whaddya know?!" Miu said as she laughed. "I'm worth 69 million. Nice."
"How fitting." Coyle said smugly. The rad scientist then laughs maniacally.
"Oh yeah?! What's so funny?!"
"This."
Coyle then shows Miu her bounty poster, which had 70 million berries. Just one million more than Miu.
"Such a shame you have to come second to an even greater genius. Well, it's no surprise, really. You're just not good enough to hack it."
Miu grit her teeth in anger. Coyle just basically outshined her again.
"How about you come and say that to me again, you fucking bitch!" Miu threatened.
Coyle turned her hands into giant drills. "Maybe I will…"
"H-hey….." Miu groaned, dropping the cocky facade and backing down in fear. "You don't need to d-do that."
"Pathetic. Where's that tough talking foul mouth I saw a moment ago?" Coyle taunted. "Look at you getting all worked up. You're sweating."
"I'm always wet. I-I'm just feeling extra sensitive. Like these big boobs of mine"
Edward then puts a hand on Coyle's shoulder.
"Alright, hotshot." He told her. The last thing they'd want right now is for a fight to break out. "That's enough. Leave her be."
Deadpool then took a look at one more wanted poster.
"Ooh, here's Terry's-"
The room went silent and somber at the mention of his name. He was the only one not present for this. Some of the Dark Fun Gang awkwardly headed back to first class while everyone else stayed there.
"Do you think he's…. okay?" Reg asked.
"Hard to tell." Kiryu answered. "He hasn't shown up for our training these past few days. I wanna go check on him."
"Are you sure we'll be able to talk to him?" Joe asked.
"Well, only one way to find out." Susie said.
Deadpool, Kiryu, Glass Joe, Toko, and Susie go to check on him. They find Terry in the cafeteria. The poor man was sitting on the floor, slouched in front of a wall. His clothes were looking a bit ragged, he had bags under his eyes from lack of sleep, and a bottle of liquor in his hand. A few more empty bottles lay at his feet.
For the past three days, Terry just sat there and drank himself into a depressed, drunken stupor. He wasn't eating, he wasn't sleeping, and he hadn't moved from that spot since. He honestly looked half dead. He was a sad sight, indeed.
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"Terry's the kind of guy who always asks if you're okay." Deadpool said. "Although sometimes, it ends with you getting a Buster Wolf to the face. The point is, for once, someone needs to ask Terry if he's okay."
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"Heeeey….. Terry." Deadpool said cautiously. "You doing alright, buddy?"
Terry just glances over at the group, and then back to the ground.
"Lookie. You got a bounty. And for one billion berries, no less. That's the highest out of all of us."
Still nothing.
"Your method is not helping, Deadpool." Kiryu. "Let me talk to the guy."
Kiryu walks over to Terry and kneels down so they can see each other at eye level.
"What happened to you?" Kiryu asked him. "I never expected to see you like this. Why has the Legendary Wolf sunk so low?"
"That's a little harsh….." Toko said.
"Leave me alone." Terry told him.
"What?!"
"Go away!" Terry yelled louder. "What I'm going through has nothing to do with you! So beat it!"
"Bro, quit moping over that goddess." Susie said. "It's not like she's dead or anything. What's done is done. Nothing you can change about it."
Terry then lashed out in a fit of (Fatal) fury, chucking the bottle at the wall, completely shattering it as shards of glass and drops of liquor fell to the floor.
"DID I NOT MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?! I SAID GO AWAY! I MESSED UP BIG TIME FOR US! I LOST AQUA! AND I JUST GOT A REALITY CHECK THAT I'M WEAK! NOT TO MENTION I DIED! WHEN YOU'RE SOMEONE WHERE FIGHTING IS ALL THEY KNOW WHAT TO DO, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND! AND I WENT THROUGH THIS ALL IN ONE DAY! I'VE ALREADY LOST! I'LL ALWAYS LOSE! SO LET ME FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF IN PEACE! I'VE ALREADY GIVEN UP ON MYSELF, SO WHY DON'T THE REST OF YOU DO THE SAME?!"
The group was stunned with silence. But Kiryu broke that.
"When did you turn into such a coward?!" He said bitterly. "If Aqua saw you now, I don't think she'd recognize you!"
Kiryu then storms out of there.
"Kiryu!" Edward called out.
"Nothing we can do about it, Ed." Deadpool said. "For now, the least we can do is respect Terry's wishes."
"It's weird to see you as the voice of reason, but you do make a point." Joe said
The rest of them leave, leaving Terry by himself again. He then continued to drink until he saw something on the ground.
It was Aqua's wanted poster. Wanted for a measly 25 berries. He picked up the poster, and looked at it. As he continued to stare at it, he asked himself a question.
"Where do I go from here?"
For there was only one other time when he felt so weak. When he watched his father get murdered right before his eyes fourteen years ago.
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"Don't think I'm giving up on you." Kiryu said sternly. "That's not how I roll. I know that you have that fighting spirit inside of you to keep going. And I'm going to get it out of you. Even if I have to use force."
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Once they headed back, the others were curious about how it went.
"So what's the deal?" 18 asked
"He's still acting like a whiny baby?"
"Pretty much." Edward sighed. "All Terry wants is some alone time right now."
"It just seems like he's lost all motivation and hope." Reg said. "I just hope he gets better."
"And if he doesn't…." Miu suggested. "We could just vote his lousy ass off next. He's of no use if he's just sitting and crying in the corner with his dick in his hand."
"Would you just shut up?!" Harley yelled to Miu, catching everyone off guard. "I'm getting sick and tired of you talking. Every insult, innuendo, or double entendre is bugging me! Maybe you'll be booted next, considering you talk like that and expect people to respect you. Did you ever think of that?! It's no wonder you got no friends. Terry may be going through some stuff right now, but he's more well liked than a foul mouthed tramp!"
Miu was very taken aback by Harley's sudden callout. Even her own team was shocked, even though they knew she was right. Unable to say anything back, Miu storms out of there.
"Bravo, bravo." Coyle told Harley. "Tell this little swine the truth."
"What?!" Harley said dismissively. "We were all thinking about it. I just had the guts to say it. The guy's going through a lot, and she's making jokes at his expense."
"Aren't you guys worried about her?" Reg asked his team. "First Terry, and now Miu."
"Not really." Edgeworth said. "Given how she is, give her thirty minutes, and she'll go back to being how she normally is."
"You might be right." Reg said. "But I don't wanna see our team in distress like this."
"Gotta agree with you on that one, little guy." Susie said. "We need everyone to be at their best performance."
"But wah-t if they don't?" Waluigi asked. "If we lose again, then who should go? Terry is a total powerhouse, and Miu just honestly makes Waluigi uncomfortable."
"Who doesn't she make uncomfortable?" Tari added. "I have to sometimes sleep with one eye open so she doesn't try to mess with my arm."
"Please don't talk bad about her behind her back." Reg pleaded. "Look, I've spent more time with her than anyone. (Even more than I wish at times). But I know there's a lot more to her than this. I'll go talk to her."
Then Reg leaves to go find Miu. An awkward silence filled the air as the Wolves and the Aces just stare at each other.
"So tell me, how does it feel to have a team of freaks and weirdos that don't even have each other to rely on?" Cinder mocked.
"I'm gonna need you to repeat that." Deadpool said as he took out a gun and cocked it. "But this time, say it with your chest. I dare you."
Cinder's Grimm arm is then surrounded by flames. "Oh? You wanna go, then?"
"Oh, we're gonna go at it." Susie said darkly as she whipped out her giant axe.
"I'm gonna make you guys eat those words." Harley said as she took out her bat.
"Too bad we'll quench those words with your blood." Genocide Jack said, scissors at the ready.
"I'm gonna mop the floor with you plebs." Coyle said, with her drill arms out.
"Um…. uh…." Waluigi stammered as he tried to think of something badass to say. He pointed his tennis racket at the Aces and said. "Prepare for Waluigi Time!"
"Please don't fight, you guys!" Tari pleaded.
"Sigh. Bit too late for that." Edgeworth told her.
"Damn straight!" Rick said as he took out his blaster. "Finally, something fun to do!"
Everyone had their weapons aimed at each other, being in a standoff. Nobody moved. They all just stared at each other in silence, waiting for someone to make a move.
"Oh? What's this I see?" DIO said to himself. as he stood in the doorway, watching the spectacle before him. "Is this tension I see? And I had nothing to do with it? This is truly the best way to start my day."
"Hey rookie!" Ginyu called. "There's a toilet with your name on it waiting to be scrubbed. And don't forget to grab your leotard! We don't want you to miss the interpretive dance lesson again!"
"I hate this job….." DIO grumbled.
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"You could practically cut the tension with a knife." Tari said. "Ever since Totto Land, it seems like everyone's been on edge. Things couldn't get any more crazy."
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"What's all that racket out there?" Sora asked as Kiryu and Joe returned to first class.
"I don't know." Kiryu huffed. "Probably another fight breaking out."
"Still concerned about Terry?" Isabelle asked.
"Yeah. He's a tough nut to crack. I can't just sit idly by and watch this man drag himself deeper. First comes the depression, then the drinking to ease the pain. Do you know what comes after that?!"
It took a moment for the answer to sink in. If he stayed like this, Terry might just end up taking his own life.
"That's….. awfully dark." Iida said grimly.
"Hmph. You'd think he'd be less distracted with that girl gone." Starscream said.
"It's not just her." Kiryu said. "He's having an existential crisis. And I feel I'm the only one to pull him out of that."
"How noble of you." Isabelle said.
"Whatever. Do as you please. Just don't let it get in the way of any challenges." Starscream said."
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Reg found Miu in the cargo room, just sitting there, working on one of her inventions in peace.
"Miu? Are you okay?" Reg asked.
"Oh. Hey." Miu said casually. "And no, I'm not fucking okay. Is it really true that no one likes me?! I'm a gorgeous girl genius! Who wouldn't like me?!"
"Well I do." Reg said. "And so does Rick."
"Then what the fuck am I doing wrong?!"
"I'll admit I'm not the most socially active person I know, but sometimes you tend to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to make a joke at Terry's expense. The guy's going through issues of his own? I really wouldn't wanna see you guys go home, though it's hard to tell what they'll do. You and Terry could go next, or you guys could face off in the finals. Anything is possible."
"So what the hell do I do?! I don't wanna go next! At this point, you're all I have!"
Miu then pulls Reg into a hug to comfort herself, burying his face into her cleavage.
"First Coyle takes Rick off our team, and now this?! I feel so alone!" She cried.
Reg finally breaks free and takes a deep breath before continuing.
"I get that. I know how it feels to be alone. I thought I'd be alone and lost when I joined the show. But you got me. You remind me a lot of my friend, Riko. Both of you are smart, headstrong, and not afraid to fight for your dreams."
Miu had finally calmed down a little bit by this point. "S-so what are you saying?"
"We work together to bond with the team more. Talk to them more. Take an interest in their lives. And we can work on it slowly but surely."
Miu thought this over for a moment. She wanted to be liked, but always struggled with how to go about it. But she trusted Reg. And he trusted her; when she wasn't being perverted or uncomfortable to be near.
Miu quickly stood back up, her face lit up. "You know what?!" She said. "Lets fucking do this!"
"Right on!" Reg cheered. "While we're here, I'm actually curious. What is that invention you're working on?"
Miu then shows him a little sensor. "Oh, you mean this? Just adding a few tweaks to my "Hookup Counter.""
"Hookup Counter?"
"It counts how many people you've fucked. Or how many have fucked you."
Reg just sighed. "Shouldn't have asked."
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Back in economy, both teams were still quiet, and aiming their weapons at each other. This whole time, nobody moved as they waited for someone to make a move and strike. And it's been like this for ten minutes.
But all of a sudden, the plane began to rumble and shake violently, tossing them around the room. In the chaos of it, Cinder accidentally flung a fireball and it hit Waluigi in the behind. The cheater was running around, clutching his butt in pain.
"What the heck is going on now?!" 18 wondered.
Little did some of them know, they were going through yet another portal.
"Another one, already?!" Meggy said.
Finally, the shaking stopped, and everyone checked to see where they ended up this time.
It was clear skies, luscious green hills, and a huge gray and red castle, with a logo of a certain famous princess on the front.
"Is this the Mushroom Kingdom?!" Waluigi asked. "Waluigi notices it looks familiar."
"Is this Super Mario 64?!" Deadpool asked. "I can tell by how many polygons this place has!"
"Actually, not quite." Meggy said calmly. "We're in my world, the Mushroom Kingdom. But not the one most of you know."
"She's right, you know." Chris said over the intercom. "This is the YouTube channel of SMG4."
"YouTube channel?!" Harley said. "How the hell does that work?!"
"Finally, someone is asking the serious questions." Edgeworth said.
"It's best not to think about it." Meggy told them. "This world, and my friends, are a weird bunch. Oh, I can't wait to introduce you guys to them!"
"This place doesn't look that weird." Toko said, inspecting the place further.
The plane finally lands close to the castle. Edward prepares to leave with the others, but then turns around and notices the SCP logbook laying there on his seat. But he quickly turns around and leaves, leaving the book there.
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"After what happened at our last destination, I want nothing to do with that book right now." Edward said. "I wanna put all of that behind me, and at the very least relax with this next challenge. Whatever we got next, my team needs me."
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Chris steps off first, with the rest of the cast behind him. But lagging behind was Terry, with Deadpool dragging him across the ground like a heavy sack. Terry was still looking dead inside.
"Welcome to the SMG4 YouTube channel." Chris narrated. "In a world where memes, cringy jokes, and spaghetti are king. And also the home of fellow competitor Meggy."
"I don't know about any of that, but this honestly looks like a peaceful place to live." Reg said.
"Uhhhh….. is he okay?" Chris asked, pointing over at Terry. The Legendary Wolf sat slumped over on the grown. His team tried to pull him up so he could stand up straight. But as soon as they did, he flopped down to the ground again.
"Oh, he's just down in the dumps, is all." Miu said. This caused her team to give her strange looks.
"That's funny, coming from someone who made a joke at his expense not even a half hour ago." Toko said suspiciously.
"And I'm fuckin' sorry about it, okay?!" Miu huffed. "That was bad on my part."
Miu looked over at Reg, who gave her a small nod. That was some progress, albeit very small.
"Regardless, the challenge must go on, depressed or not." Chris continued.
Suddenly, gunshots could be heard echoing throughout the land.
"Hit the deck!"
Everyone ducked for cover as a weird fellow was firing shots off with an Uzi. He was a figure in a brown cloak, with only his glowing eyes able to be seen. He also had swords for arms, and how he was able to hold a submachine gun with them is beyond me.
"Take that, you pesky son of a bitch!" He said in a weird text to speech voice. Very quickly, Meggy recognized who it wad, and just sighed.
"WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF, BOB?!" Meggy yelled.
Bob stopped firing, and noticed the crowd of unfamiliar figures, plus Meggy.
"Holy crap. Meggy, is that you?!"
"Yep." Meggy answered, getting up and dusting herself off. "I'm back for a bit. What are you up to, anyway?"
"Oh." Bob replied. "I was trying to kill a pesky fly, but the goddamn bugger is harder to hit than I thought."
"You're trying to kill a fly with firearms?!" Sora exclaimed. "What is wrong with you?!"
"Guys, let me introduce you to one of my friends, Bob." Meggy introduces.
"The sexiest man alive who gets all the bitches, and is super famous and junk!" Bob falsely bragged.
"Just don't believe most of what he says." She whispered.
"What are you?" Kiryu asked.
"A sexy ass god, that's what." Bob answered.
"Aaaaand I'm already starting to hate this guy." Cinder said.
"Agreed." Chris added. "But for the challenge I have planned, we're gonna need the rest of Meggy's friends for it."
"Do you think you could go and quickly get the others?" Meggy asked.
"And what the hell is in it for me?!"
"Don't start this crap, please. Just go get them!"
"Fine. Fine. Whatever." Bob said angrily as he walked off.
We see Bob go into the castle, and shout "GUYS! Get your asses out here!"
"What is it, Bob?" A small and green amphibious looking individual holding an anime body pillow.
"Meggy's back."
CRASH!
"SAYYYYYYYYYY WHHHHHAAAAAT?!"
We see someone break through the wall, with an air of excitement and stupidity. It was a familiar plumber dressed in his red hat and overalls. But with an absentminded look in his eyes that were the opposite of cross eyed.
"Meggy's back?!" Mario asked.
"You bet." Bob answered. "And she brought some weird ass competitors with her. Get the others and head outside!"
"Okey dokey." And Mario flies away by performing a backwards long jump.
(Meanwhile….)
Outside, the competitors were waiting patiently for Meggy's friends. Many of them were just talking to each other while Terry still laid there helplessly.
"I think it's high time we try to take out some of the competition." Coyle whispered to Cinder. "I'm getting bored sitting here and doing nothing."
"And just who did you have in mind?" Cinder asked.
"Oh, I don't know…." Coyle said. "Somebody from the Dark Fun Gang. They've got the really heavy hitters. Starscream, Sora, Kiryu, and that Iida boy come to mind. Isabelle and Glass Joe are weak, so I wouldn't bother with them."
"What about the other team?"
"They're all a bunch of jokes." Coyle laughed. "Not to mention their physically strongest teammate is down and out. As for our team….."
She looked over at Edward, Rick, 18, Harley, Tari, and Meggy. "Rick's smart. Too smart. And 18 is our strongest member. One of them should do, as I'd hate to face them later down the line."
"And how do you suppose we lose without it being us whose necks are on the line?" Cinder asked skeptically.
Coyle tapped her forehead. "Somebody with an amazing IQ and many doctorates knows that you must wait patiently for the opportunity to show itself."
"What are you saying?" Meggy asked Edward. Edward talked privately to Tari and Meggy about something important.
"Katakuri warned me about Coyle and Starscream." Ed told them. "I can understand Starscream, considering he worked with Megatron. But Coyle…. I can't get a single read on her. She's smart, sure, but unpredictable. Remember what she did to Reg?"
"Yes." Tari said. "But I think the next time we lose, we need to get rid of Cinder. You know full well how she can be."
"I honestly don't know, myself." Meggy said. "I haven't really known her as long as you guys have. I have no idea who I'd go for."
"Just at least keep what I said in mind." Edward said. "I know Katakuri wouldn't steer me in the wrong direction."
"All right! We're here!"
By this time, all of Meggy's friends had now arrived, and Meggy herself was ecstatic to see them again. The rest of them were surprised to see this colorful cast. But then again, the gold medal for weirdest world definitely goes to Katakuri's.
"Hey guys!" Meggy called. The former inkling walked up to them and began to introduce them one by one. "You've all already met Bob, but here's everyone else."
"This is Mario."
Now, everyone knows who Mario is, so most of them felt honored to be in the greatness of video game royalty.
"It's really him!" Sora exclaimed. He rushed up to Mario and held out his hand. "It's such an honor to meet you, Mario. My name's Sora."
But how does Mario respond?
He shouts "Pingas!" And punches Sora in the groin. Sora cries in pain as Iida rushes to his aid. You could practically see Sora's ghost leave his body.
"WHAT A LOW BLOW! YOU FIEND OF A PLUMBER!" Iida yells. "A punch to the scrotum is unforgivable!"
"Okie dokie!" Mario said.
"What the hell was that for?!" Kiryu said. "That was uncalled for!"
As Sora struggled to get back up from that nut punch, Meggy tried to apologize for Mario's actions.
"Sorry. He's...very out there." Meggy warned. "But Mario's a really nice guy. Moving on, next his brother, Luigi."
Luigi just kindly waves at everyone.
"Next is Boopkins."
The little green guy waves at everyone. "Hello, everybody. I'm a big fan of the show. It's my favorite anime."
"But this show isn't an anime." Toko said.
"Just go with it." Deadpool said. "Anything can be an anime."
"Fuckin' weebs." Rick said.
"Next, this is Saiko."
Saiko appeared to be a tall woman with pink hair with purple highlights tied in twin tails. She wore a tan jacket with a black tube top underneath, dark brown miniskirt, and a skull and crossbones pendant. With her, she carried an overly large hammer.
"Eh." Saiko said dismissively. "Whatever. Nice to meet you, I guess."
"Kind of reminds me of how I used to be." Harley said to herself as she saw the hammer.
"Next, is Axol. He comes from Inkopolis like me."
Axol appeared to be an anthropomorphic salamander, wearing a blue, long sleeved shirt, and navy blue pants. He also had a red scar across his eye.
"Yo!" He said, giving a confident smirk. "Any friend of Meggy's is a friend of mine."
"This is SMG4."
SMG4, the man behind the channel, looked very much like Mario, but was dressed in blue and white instead.
"Hope you're all ready for the spiciest day of your lives." SMG4 said excitedly. "This'll be mah masterpiece!"
"Wow. Someone who is obsessed with memes just as much as MemeKing." Deadpool said. "Also, it's a big honor, dude. Love your videos."
"Then you're really in for a treat."
"And lastly, we have Tari." Meggy said.
Everyone's jaws hit the floor as they saw a young girl who looked nearly just like the Tari they always knew, from the outfit, to the hair, and even the same Meta Runner arm. But she looked shorter, and had a more childish face on her. The SMG4 Tari just shyly waved and said "Hi there."
"Holy shit." Miu said. "There's two of them."
"I-it's really true." Edward said.
"They kinda look like they could be sisters." Susie remarked.
Tari slowly walked up to this counterpart of her, completely awestruck. She remembered Meggy telling her that there was another version of her, but she couldn't believe she was finally meeting her face to face. But she was taking this in better than she thought.
"So it's really you, huh?" Tari said, holding out her hand. "I'm Tari. Just like you. It's nice to meet you. I know this seems a little hard to process, but I hope we can be friends."
SMG4 Tari looked at her for another moment, then smiled and returned the handshake. "Hiya! I'm sure we'll get along just fine!"
"Pleasure to meet you." Edward said, shaking SMG4 Tari's hand. "This is just as weird for me, too. I'm Edward, this Tari's boyfriend."
"For real?!" Bob snorted. "What does she see in a half pint runt like you?"
Bob just went and did it. He pushed the "short" button. Without hesitation, Edward was ready to charge at Bob and kick his ass. Unfortunately, 18 and Deadpool held him back.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO ME, YOU BASTARD?!" Edward yelled. "CALL ME LITTLE ONE MORE TIME AND I'M GONNA BURY YOUR SORRY ASS A HUNDRED FEET UNDER!"
"Is…. he always like this?" SMG4 Tari asked.
"Yeah." Tari answered. "But I like his hot headedness. It's cute sometimes."
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"Well, she certainly seems a little more…. young and childish." Tari said. "But if she's just like me, then I'm sure she's a good person."
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"Bob should probably know, an angry Ed is more dangerous than a loaded gun." Deadpool said.
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"Now that introductions are out of the way, I'll let SMG4 explain what your all's challenge is." Chris said. "The floor is yours."
"Alright, boys and girls and memes." SMG4 said. "Your challenge is gonna be a weird one. You're all going to participate in a yearly tradition we have called War of the Fat Italians."
"Dumb. Name." Rick said.
"And every year for WOFTI, we engage in challenges sent in by viewers. The goal is to win the challenges, to see who's the best around. Only this time, it's you guys that are gonna play it."
"Isn't that just great?" Harley snarked. "Weird challenges sent in by viewers? Yeah, that'll go well."
"So how do we win, then?" Edgeworth asked.
"You're each going to engage in a series of events, culminating in a rap battle at the end. And the team that performs the best overall, wins."
"As long as this place isn't as dangerous as the last place we went to." Susie said. "Honestly, that last journey went about as well as a fart in a funeral."
"Oh it can be." SMG4 said. "But most people here are just stronk. Everybody clear on what I'm saying?"
Most of them nod (With Terry being the exception). But Bob thought it was funny with his twisted sense of humor.
"Wow. This guy looks like a sorry sack of shit." Bob said, poking a depressed Terry.
"Leave him alone, you fucking slug!" Miu said. "Can't ya see he's depressed?!"
"This is quite the change from how she was acting earlier." Edgeworth thought.
"There's also one thing I almost forget to mention." Chris said. "The winning team will have the sole vote to choose whomever they want from the other two teams to take the Drop of Shame tonight."
"WHAT?!" Could be heard from everyone.
"That's quite the incentive." Kiryu said.
"That's why we must win it at all costs!" Starscream said.
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"Oh, the possibilities of winning that reward." Coyle mused. " it truly gives you the power.
"Ayyyy, it's time for the first event, folks! We need one volunteer from each team." SMG4 said.
"I'll go." Iida told his team. "I don't know what they have planned, but I'm willing to-"
"For the love of Galvatron, just shut up and go!" Starscream snapped.
"I'll do it for us." Harley said, cracking her knuckles. "I'm sure I can mop the floor with them."
"Waluigi will make the noble sacrifice." Waluigi said. "Hope none of you got a problem with that."
"It at least shows us what we're working with." Toko. "Guess you're that willing, even if it might be dangerous."
Harley, Iida, and Waluigi all step forward.
"Oh…. forgot that they had someone like him on this show." Saiko said, looking at Waluigi.
"Wah?!" Waluigi was puzzled. "Wah-t did Waluigi ever do to you?"
"That's...a long story." Meggy answered. "But the short answer is there's a Waluigi here who almost destroyed the world in a fit of rejection."
Waluigi rubbed the back of his head. "O-oh…." Guess even in this world, Waluigi wasn't very popular.
"So what do you have us doing?! Let's get this over with!" Harley said impatiently.
"Alright." SMG4 said. "This first challenge, sent in by a fan is…."
Round 1: Who can survive the giant floating Mario head?
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Suddenly, Harley, Waluigi, and Iida found themselves now in a long yellow hallway that seemed to go on forever.
"Where the hell are we?!" Harley asked.
"I'm not sure." Iida answered. "It's like we were suddenly transported here."
"Come here, fishy fishy."
Now, in front of them, there was a giant Mario head floating in front them.
"Say, I'm'a hungry. Have you got any food?"
"RUN!" Waluigi yelled.
The three of them began to run as the head chased after them. Iida, thanks to his engine quirk, was able to stay far ahead compared to the others.
But Harley and Waluigi were fighting with each other as they ran. Pushing and shoving each other to get ahead of the other.
"You better give up now, dork!" Harley said.
"No way!" Waluigi replied. "Waluigi's gonna win!"
"Why must they argue?!" Iida said to himself.
Harley takes out her bat and whacks Waluigi upside the head, knocking him unconscious. Waluigi falls to the ground, with the Mario head scooping him up in his mouth. (In a non lethal way, of course)
"How unsportsmanlike!" Iida cried.
"Uh, hello!" Harley reminded him. "I'm a villain. I don't play by any rules except my own! Take this, you fucking nerd!"
Harley then takes her bat and chucks her bat like a javelin. The bat flies through the air and hits Iida in the back of the head. Much like Waluigi, this knocked the hero out, and Harley ran past him.
"See ya later, chump!" Harley laughed. And just like that, the head got a hold of Iida as well.
Winner: Harley
Suddenly, the three of them found themselves back with the others at the castle.
"W-Waluigi is…. alive?" Waluigi said, looking at himself.
"Oh, don't worry about it." Mario said. "Anything is possible.
"Oh wow." Boopkins said. "I honestly can't believe Harley went that far. That's actually smart thinking."
"Heh heh. Of course." Harley said, twirling her bat with pride.
"To think I fell into such a fiendish trap." Iida said bitterly.
Sora gave his teammate a pat on the back. "It's alright, man. You tried your best."
"And got his butt handed to him by a girl." Starscream snickered.
This got the Decepticon a swing from Saiko's hammer. "What's that supposed to mean?! Because if you want to continue, your friend isn't the only one who's gonna get his ass handed to him by a girl."
"Geez, I should've just said nothing!"
"It'll be alright." Boopkins told Iida. "Here, maybe this will cheer you up. It's some fanart I made myself."
Iida's eyes went wide with shock as he saw Boopkins' fanart. It was a crudely drawn picture of him and Susie holding hands.
"I really ship you two together. And me and Bob are betting to see who makes the first move on who."
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Iida was seen banging his head against the wall repeatedly. After finally calming down, he tries to think of this rationally.
"Why does he think that? I mean, yes, I admire her will to be more heroic, and I did once save her life, but he is crazy. Right? RIGHT?!"
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"Hope you guys are ready for this next one." Axol said. "Because I'm personally excited for it."
Round 2: Who can watch Axol's homemade anime with Melony the longest?
Now, Terry, Rick, and Isabelle found themselves sitting together on a couch, in front of a giant TV. In the center, there sat a girl with green hair that stood up in a couple of strands, and dressed in a red and black, watermelon themed dress.
"Yay!" She said, clapping happily.
"Uh….. who the fuck is this chick?!" Rick asked.
"That's just Melony." Axol answered. "You're about to watch an episode of her favorite anime I created, Two Piece. All you have to have to do is watch it without upsetting Melony."
"Ooh, that sounds exciting!" Isabelle said.
"Kill me…." Terry groaned. "Just put me out of my misery."
Axol turned on the TV, and the three of them were horrifically treated to watching fruits with anime hair on them acting very cringe and sus. And these were already weirded out, while Melony watched it like an excited child.
"Um….." Isabelle said nervously. "I think I've had enough of….. this."
Isabelle quickly got up and scurried out of there, upsetting Melony. Only Rick and Terry remained. Rick struggled to watch this mess of hot garbage, while Terry didn't have the motivation to move or feel any emotions about it.
"How are you still watching this?!" Rick asked the Hungry Wolf.
"I'm just too dead inside to do anything." Terry said with a lack of emotion in his voice.
"Well, I'm done with this shit!" Rick said. He took his blaster out and shot the TV. This, in turn, made Melony cry.
Winner: Terry
"Way to go, man!" Deadpool congratulated, patting Terry on the back. Terry just slumped to the ground and faceplanted.
Kiryu sighed. "Chris, if it wouldn't be too much to ask, I'd like to talk to Terry in private."
"Whatever." Chris answered. "Just know your team will be down a man while you're busy."
Kiryu nods knowingly and drags Terry away from the others.
"This won't take long, you guys."
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"Just what is he planning to do with that guy?!" Coyle wondered. "An alliance, perhaps?! Unacceptable! If we win, I will personally see to it that yakuza is out of here!"
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For now, the next event was about to take place.
Round 3: Who can make the best plate of spaghetti for Mario?
Edward, Deadpool, and Sora were the ones who had to participate for this one. Each of them found themselves in the castle's kitchen. Outside, you could hear Mario banging silverware on the ground, yelling "Where's my spaghetti?! Where's my spaghetti?! Where's my spaghetti?!"
"Be patient, damn it!" Edward yelled as he was trying to make spaghetti. (Even though this was the first time he tried to do so, he was struggling.)
Deadpool's tactic was to just make more spaghetti than the others, believing quantity over quality would help him win.
"Hmm. Maybe if I shred another pound of mozzarella on it, that'll mask that fishy taste."
Sora, on the other hand, was cooking with ease. His many travels across the many Disney worlds did teach him many tricks, and cooking happened to be one of them.
"Just about done." Sora said. He was then startled by the sound of a gunshot in the kitchen. Seemed Mario was getting impatient.
"Oh god." Sora groaned. "I hope this turns out well. I don't want to get hit by this guy again."
Finally, the three of them finish, and take their dishes to Mario. He tries Edward's plate, and gobbled it up with a quickness. His verdict?
He picks Ed up and says "Mario's gonna fly for you." And tosses him through the air.
"DAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" Edward yelled as he flew through the air.
Next was Deadpool's plate. Mario was astounded by the huge mountain of spaghetti. Mario eats it in no time, but once he finishes, he takes the plate and smashes it over his head.
"It's shit!"
"Guess I couldn't fool you that easily." Deadpool said sheepishly.
Finally, Mario tried Sora's spaghetti. The spiky haired hero was sweating bullets, fearing he'd piss Mario off and take another hit to the family jewels.
"Oh, you so good!" Mario said happily as he finished Sora's dish. Sora sighed with relief.
Winner: Sora
"Amazing job." Isabelle told her teammate.
"You win some, you lose some, I guess." Reg told Deadpool.
"I ain't sweating it." Deadpool told him. "He's just Gordon Ramsay levels of a tough critic. At least he wasn't asking for that bloody lamb sauce."
"Alright all you homies and sexy bitches." Bob said. "I hope you are ready to hear the most talented and sexiest man alive!"
Round 4: Who can survive listening to Bob's rapping?
Glass Joe, Miu, and Meggy sat in front of a concert stage. Onstage, Bob was decked out in sunglasses and gold chains.
As the beat kicks up, Bob says,
"Oh yeah! I bet you all can't handle this!" And he begins to sing.
"Yo, what up homies-"
And at the same time, all three of their heads explode in a comedic fashion.
Winner: Nobody
"That was fucking trash!" Miu yelled. "It made my ears want to commit fucking seppuku!"
"You all are just haters!" Bob yelled.
"No, we're just speaking the truth." Meggy said. "I'd suggest not wanting to return to your rap career."
Round 5: Who can defeat the giant Teletubby?
Starscream, Toko, and 18 found themselves in a clearing. In front of them, stood a fifty foot tall red Teletubby.
"Tubby custard!" The Teletubby said.
"Is this some kind of joke?!" Starscream laughed. "I'll have this thing flattened in no ti-"
STOMP!
Before he could finish, Starscream was crushed underneath the giant Teletubby's foot.
"H-here goes nothing." Toko said. She took out her stun gun and shocked herself, bringing out Genocide Jack.
"Ooh, but I'm gonna have fun slicing this behemoth up! KYEEHAHAHAHA!"
Jack leaps up to cut down the Teletubby, but it quickly swats her away like a fly.
"Tubby custard!"
"Geez…." 18 groaned. The android flies at the Teletubby at high speeds, and punches it so hard to the face with a Shoryuken style punch that sends the Teletubby flying.
"Tubby custaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!" It yelled as it flew off.
Winner: Android 18
As they were teleported back to the others, 18 just gave a bored yawn. "Didn't even break a sweat on that one.
"How strong are you?!" Starscream snapped. "What's your secret?!"
"My secret?" 18 said teasingly. "It's just that I'm strong. You should be worried."
Round 6: Who can beat Luigi for doing absolutely nothing?
This time, Iida, Cinder, and Reg found themselves on Final Destination from Super Smash Bros. In the center of the platform stood Luigi, who was doing absolutely nothing.
"There's got to be a trick to this!" Iida said. "Some hidden meaning to this."
"There's no secret. It's simple, you fool." Cinder said, as her eye began to flame up. She stretched out her Grimm arm to grab Luigi and Chuck him off the platform, but somehow, it missed.
"WHAT?!"
And still, by doing nothing, Luigi managed to throw Cinder off.
"But he didn't do anything!" Reg cried. The little robot then raises his arm, ready to fire the Incinerator. With all of his might, he fires out a huge blast of energy, but right before it hits Luigi, the green plumber pulls out an Uno reverse card. The blast stops in place, and fires back in the opposite direction. The blast hits Reg, and he falls into the abyss, just like Cinder.
"Then what am I supposed to do?!" Iida exclaimed. "This makes no sense!"
Then it hit him. All of these challenges were nonsensical and made no sense, so he should win in a way that makes no sense. Iida looks at Luigi and calmly asks….
"Would you kindly give this win?"
Luigi nods. "Oh, yeah. You win. Good for you."
And Luigi just casually hops off the platform.
Winner: Iida
"What kind of a win was that?" Isabelle wondered.
"So that's how you wanna play? Huh, Iidiot?!" Miu said. "Then bring it on!"
(Author's Note: I did get A LOT of ideas to use for WOFTI, but it would honestly take forever to write down all of them and sound like I'm repeating myself. So for this next part, it's….)
MONTAGE TIME
ROUND 7: Who can steal Tari's rubber duck and successfully survive?
While no one else could manage it, Tari managed to sneak the duck off of SMG4 Tari. To which, Tari quickly gave it back after seeing her counterpart begin to cry.
ROUND 8: Who can get a haircut from Bob without leaving the barbershop?
Even with his sword arms, Edward and Sora ran out, while Toko sat there and got the haircut, being used to bladed weapons. (The end result was barely noticeable anyway)
ROUND 9: Who can kick JubJub (Boopkins' adopted brother) the farthest?
As cruel as it sounded, Starscream was able to punt JubJub around the entire world like a football. While Edgeworth and Tari failed to even kick him across the goalpost.
ROUND 10: Who can be the best anime waifu?
I'm not even going to go into detail about what went down here. Just know that Waluigi won.
(Shivers)
ROUND 11: Who can win a wheelchair race?
Isabelle won the race, beating out Miu and 18.
ROUND 12: Who can make Bowser cry?
Miu managed to win this with her foul mouth and insults putting Bowser to the breaking point of tears. And much to the shock of everyone else with what she said.
(Meanwhile…..)
We see Kiryu dragging Terry off, a fair distance away from the others. Terry sits there on the ground, but Kiryu isn't having any of it.
"It's time to man up!" Kiryu told him. "You need to get out of this funk, and pull yourself together!"
There was a pause, until Terry finally said something.
"What's the point? It ain't gonna change anything. I've already let everyone down, including myself. And now I feel all alone. Everyone I love, I end up losing at some point."
You could see the faintest hint of irritation on Kiryu's face.
"Enough with these excuses! I've been through worse! I've loved, lost, been betrayed by those closest to me, and I even went to prison at one point for something I didn't do! But did I let that drag me into despair?! No! But you've still got so much to do! You're the one who always has a smile on his face when things get rough. You were always there for your friends, and the first to step up for someone."
"But I'm not you." Terry said. "Like I said before, I lost, and I'll always lose."
Kiryu really wanted to help his friend, but it seemed he wouldn't budge in his belief. That was it. Time to play bad cop.
Kiryu picked Terry up, and punched him in the face. Over and over, he just kept on punching him as he tried to talk to him.
"WHY DON'T YOU GET IT?! RIGHT NOW, YOUR TEAM IS FALLING APART! YOU ARE THE HEART OF YOUR TEAM! THEY NEED YOU! JUST AS MUCH AS YOU NEED THEM! DO YOU THINK AQUA WOULD WANT YOU TO SIT THERE AND FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF! YOU'D BE DOING HER DIRTY IF YOU SAT BY AND DID NOTHING! IF YOU GIVE UP, YOU'RE AN EVEN BIGGER DISGRACE THAN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE BEFORE! WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS TO STAY STRONG SO THAT YOU NEVER FEEL LIKE THIS AGAIN! THAT'S WHAT YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE DOING, RIGHT?! ARE YOU GOING TO SIT THERE AND THROW ALL YOUR HARD WORK AWAY AND LET YOUR FRIENDS DOWN?! OR ARE YOU GOING TO STEP AND BE THE FEARLESS WOLF EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE?!"
And with one last punch, Terry finally understood what he was talking about. He laid there on the ground, bruised up, deep in thought over his words. The day he lost his father, he felt weak and powerless, but he didn't let that drag him completely down. He got stronger, roaming the country, and getting into street fights everywhere he went. All for a quest in revenge. But ever since he succeeded in that goal, he didn't know what he had to do now. That's why he entered Total Drama. And Aqua gave him more of a purpose. But he now knew what his next purpose was. To be there for hisvteam, and help them. And win for Aqua, who's cheering him on from home. He really got the picture of what he's fighting for, and where he goes from here.
He painfully gets up, leaning on Kiryu for support. All he says is "Thanks, man. I get it now. Guess it took getting the crap beat out of me again to get it."
"Glad you do." Kiryu said, finally getting the reaction he was hoping for. "And I'm not sorry for what I had to do to get it out of you."
"Hey, you had no choice. I get it. From here on, I've got the drive, the will, and most importantly, the motivation. As long as she's cheering me on, and I've got a lot of hard work ahead of me."
"Glad you see it."
"Well, guess we should be heading back. Don't wanna miss out on the challenge."
Terry begins to head back, but Kiryu stops him.
"Hold on just a second Terry. Catch!"
Kiryu tosses Terry his gloves and trademark hat that he held onto for him. Terry instinctively catches them and puts them back on.
"Hey, come on! The Hungry Wolf is back, Total Drama!" Terry shouted to the heavens. "And he's ready to face the fury!"
Kiryu gives a slight hint of a smile as they head back.
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"Kiryu…. thanks." Terry said. "For helping me when I was down and out. You're a true, bona fide bro. And Aqua, just you wait. Even if I lose, I'm going in this game full throttle."
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Round 13: Who can humiliate a fellow contestant the worst?
For this event, Isabelle, Waluigi, and Coyle were the participants for this event. For this, they had to find a way to humiliate one of their fellow competitors. Everyone watched in anticipation and nervousness to see what they would do.
"Hey! Look at me!" Waluigi said, moving around all robotically, and flailing his limbs up and down like a robot. "I'm Iida! Attention, everyone! Walk in single file! Stay in your seats! I eat, sleep, and breathe justice! WAHAHAHAHA!"
"Refrain from that, Waluigi!" Iida demanded. While he said this, he was doing his character tic of moving his arm up and down repeatedly. "I do not act like that!"
"Oblivious, much?" Harley said.
"Um...okay." Isabelle said, trying to find a way to humiliate someone. She didn't have a mean bone in her body, but she had to try. She pulled out of her pockets a couple of slinkys. (Animal Crossing characters seem to pack a LOT into their pockets, don't they?)
Isabelle waves the slinkys, and tries her best to humiliate Coyle.
"Uh…..I'm a big and scary arm lady!" Isabelle said with doubt. "I beat up little robots and take friends away from others. MWAHAHAHAHA!"
While Isabelle is attempting and failing to humiliate Coyle, she accidentally tripped, and something fell out of her pocket, and right in front of Coyle. It was her journal!"
"Hmm? What's this?" Coyle said, picking the journal up and opening it up. Isabelle gasped as soon as she saw Coyle had her journal in her springy clutches.
"Hey! Give that back!" Isabelle cried. "That's private!"
"Oho!" Coyle said as she read further into it. "Let me show a much better form of humiliation than you two's way of mockery."
"No!"
Coyle clears her throat and begins to read an excerpt in front of everyone. And everyone listened in closely.
"After knowing him for so long, even before this show, it's nice to finally be friends with him. I'm basically on cloud nine. Every time I'm near him, my little stomach is filled with butterflies. I love his pride in himself, his determination, and his oddball personality. He's a shining star. A shining, purple star. Even if he can't get into Smash, he won an invitation to my heart. And one of these days, when the time is right, I'll tell him."
When Coyle finishes, everyone slowly turns to look at Isabelle and Waluigi, completely in shock. Waluigi stood there, slack jawed at what he just heard. Isabelle stood there with tears in her eyes. She couldn't believe Coyle did something so terrible. Revealing her secret crush on Waluigi in front of everyone. Too hurt to say anything, Isabelle runs off.
"Wow. That's a...shocker." Chris said awkwardly.
"You just get worse and worse, don't you?!" Miu said to Coyle. "You heartless bitch!"
"She brought it upon herself." Coyle said smugly. "Honestly, I don't get what she would see in a dork like him."
"I agree with the green bitch." Bob said.
"Ugh. Gag me." Saiko said with disgust. "Her? With him?!"
"Are you…. okay, Waluigi?" Deadpool asked him, trying to alleviate the awkwardness.. "Hey, good for you! You have an admirer!"
"...Waluigi doesn't know what to say." Waluigi said slowly. "This is…. a bit too much to process. Waluigi thinks….. He needs to…. go."
Waluigi then slowly walks back to the plane. He didn't want to talk to anyone right now. He just wanted some time to think, after a bombshell he never expected.
"Am I the only one that finds this hilarious?" Rick said. "No one? Just me? Fine. Fuck it, then."
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"Damn her!" Edward growled. "I knew Katakuri was right about her, but she hit an all time low! She's just like that one girl from season one! What was her name again? Heather, I think?"
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"Not bad." Cinder said. "Not bad."
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"Damn. I wouldn't even pull a dick move like that." Harley said. "I may be a criminal, but I have a conscience."
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"Hey, guys!" Terry said as he and Kiryu rejoined the group. "What the hell happened? We saw Isabelle run past us in tears."
"Terry!" His team said, running up to him.
"You're looking a lot better!" Reg said.
"How you feeling, man?" Deadpool asked.
Terry just gives a thumbs up and says "OK! Thanks to a little help from a good friend."
He looks over at Kiryu and gives him a nod.
"You did a good job, helping him." Joe said to Kiryu.
"I didn't do that much." Kiryu said humbly. "Just gave him that push he needed is all."
"So anyways, what'd I miss?" Terry asked. "What happened to Isabelle? And where's Waluigi?"
"It's probably best if we tell you later." Edgeworth said.
"Your friend's right!" SMG4 said. "Because it's time for one final event. One that we always wrap up WOFTI with. A rap battle!"
Ding Ding
"You all must rap against each other so we can determine a winner!"
"But what about our missing teammate?!" Joe asked. "Shouldn't she be here for the song?!"
"Her and Waluigi weren't present at the sound of the bell." Chris answered. "So they get a pass. But as for the rest of you, get to rapping."
(The music starts to, and sounds very much like the WOFTI 2020 rap. This song is called WOFTI Rap: MemeKing Edition)
Harley: Alright punks, let's end this game! To the spoils go to us, to you the blame!
Starscream: With your big talking, you think you can win?! Ha! Allow my crew to begin!
Sora: You can't even compete, so just admit defeat!"
Iida: While we rap to you in this catchy beat!
Kiryu: Anata no rappu wa nani mo nainode, kore wa kantandesu. Karera wa yasuidesu. Yowaku, kanzen ni yasuppoi.
Deadpool: I couldn't understand what you just said! If you think you're gonna win, it's all in your head!
Cinder: Shut up, you red and black dressed disgrace!"
Meggy: If this were Daytona, you'd be losing this race.
Miu: You're nothing but puny fucking nerds! Your raps stink, like moldy turds!"
Rick: Oh my god, this world's damn crazy! It's colorful, but it's dumb and lazy!
(Terry steps up to rap, and takes a deep breath)
Terry: Oh! Oh~! This wolf's back and biting! There's! Only one true goal! I will rock and roll! To victoryyyyyy~"
Tari: Despite all that, we'll never give up!
Deadpool: I can't find a word that rhymes with up!
Edgeworth: No matter, as our victory is guaranteed!"
Starscream: Get real, punk! Watch our raps cut and bleed!"
Edward: You think I'm gonna lose to an overgrown toy?! The loom of your defeat will fill me with joy!
18: Don't worry, we'll end this quick! Don't blame me when it makes you sick!"
Reg: I don't give up and I never will."
Jack: Now sit back and watch as we go for the kill!"
Coyle: Sorry, but I have to stop you there! We'll kick your butts, and I don't care if it's fair!
Sora: You heartless monster! Have you no shame?!"
Coyle: Sorry not sorry, just playing the game!
Joe: You manipulative, sneaky, piece of trash! Just wait till we beat you in a flash!"
Kiryu: And I'm pretty sure we all can agree….
Dark Fun Gang: The winner will be none other than ME!
The song ends as the Dark Fun Gang all strike very JoJo-esque poses.
"And I think we have a winner!" Chris announced. "The Dark Fun Gang win yet again!"
The Dark Fun Gang all cheer while the other teams groan with disappointment.
"And that means they can choose someone from the other two teams to leave!"
"Damn it!" Miu yelled as she kicked a rock.
"Well, we lost again." Terry said as covered his eyes with his cap. "No use in throwing a fit about it."
"Glad to have you back, man." Deadpool said. "At least today wasn't a total loss."
"Alright, guys. Let's head back to the plane." Chris said. "Everyone say your goodbyes, and be prepared for tonight."
Meggy Looks over at her friends, and waves them goodbye.
"See ya, guys!" Meggy said. "Ill be back soon!"
"Keep kicking butt, Meggy!" Axol said.
"And I'd they hurt you…." Mario said as he pulled a bazooka out of nowhere. "Bring 'em to me. Mario's gonna do something very illegal."
"Your friends are weird." Edward sighed.
"Yeah…. but I wouldn't have it any other way."
Both Taris give each other a hug goodbye.
"It was so nice to meet you." SMG4 Tari said. "If we ever meet again, are you up to game with me?"
Tari gives a nod. "No way would I pass up an opportunity to play games with myself."
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"Darn it!" Coyle yelled as she hit the wall. "I wanted that reward! But I hope they don't choose me. Or worse, go after anyone I've set my sights on."
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Back on the plane, we see everyone gathered in the elimination room. The nervousness could be felt throughout everyone. Isabelle sat far away in the corner, not wanting to look at anyone, especially Waluigi.
Waluigi, on the other hand, just sat there awkwardly, doing his best to not look over at Isabelle's way.
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"Waluigi honestly doesn't know what to think of this." Waluigi said. "Waluigi figured he and Isabelle were good friends. Just…. didn't expect her to feel that way. But this is still so weird for Waluigi. What does he do now?"
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"He probably thinks I'm a total weirdo!" Isabelle cried. "And now everyone knows! We can't ever look at each other the same way again! What do I do now?!"
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"Dark Fun Gang, have you made your choice?" Chris asked. "Who's taking the drop?"
"I'll waste no time with the suspense." Starscream said. "At my behest, we eliminate Android 18 due to the threat she poses against us."
Everyone gasps as they turn to 18. 18 raised her eyebrows, but honestly took the revelation quite well.
"Heh. At least you acknowledge you're scared of me, tin can." 18 said. "I shouldn't even be surprised."
18 grabs a parachute (Even though she wouldn't need it), and turns to look back at everyone.
"Until we meet again." With one last wave, 18 hops out, while the room is filled with silence.
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"Bow you've gone and done it, robot!" Coyle growled. "You don't steal another starving animal's prey! I was gonna be the one to dispose of her. Now you've invoked my wrath, much like Miu! But I've got other fish to fry before I deal with you two!"
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"Not the most dramatic elimination ceremony, but I still get paid, regardless." Chris said. "The rest of you all are now safe. Now go get some rest."
Everyone begins to leave the room. But during that, Isabelle and Waluigi briefly make eye contact. Very quickly, they go their separate ways. One filled with confusion and awkwardness, and the other with embarrassment and dread.
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Well. This might be my weirdest episode yet. SMG4 is known for having outlandish videos, but I grew up with them, and I hold his videos near and dear to me. SMG4 also just celebrated his 10th anniversary, so this couldn't have come out at a better time. Thank you, SMG4, for making me laugh in the toughest of times. I'm glad I was able to bring that weirdness and Meggy's world to this story. And I needed to have a breather episode after all of the drama Gjira has caused so far.
For now, we must say goodbye to 18. She's a tough competitor, but she's also very difficult to write. And with the plot, she's not really gonna be involved in what all is about to go down. So I apologize.
And how despicable! Coyle revealing Isabelle's deepest secrets. Not to mention Waluigi doesn't know how to handle it. I hope they can talk to each other about this, somehow.
And it looks like Terry is back in action. Thanks to Kiryu, Terry's ready to win for the first girl that fell in love with him and didn't die a horrible death. And maybe his team won't be at each other's throats with him as their heart and mediator. And kudos to Miu for wanting to at least try to be on better terms with her teammates. But that'll be a daunting task, considering it's Miu.
Here's a preview for next time. Not every world has to correlate to a certain competitor. That's why this next location is from one of my favorite games of all time, Bioshock. After making a stop in the middle of the Atlantic, the cast finds a bathysphere, and travel to the underwater city of Rapture. In a hunt to win a plasmid of their very own, they'll face Splicers, Big Daddys, and The big boss of Rapture, Fontaine. It's an action packed adventure you don't wanna miss.
Well, that's all for now. As usual, read, review, fave and follow. And thanks to everyone who sent me great ideas for this episode. I couldn't have done it without you all. You're all awesome. Until next time, this is MemeKing, signing off.