"Ahh, it sure is nice here today." Sonic stated firmly as he looked out at the ocean before him, his lanky arms around the back of his head.
Silver rolled his eyes, his hands on his hips. "It's always nice here."
Sonic chuckled as he turned to Silver. "Isn't that the point? Why else is Seaside Hill so popular?"
"...Because SEGA loves using it in pretty much everything." Silver remarked bluntly as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand.
Sonic's smirk got wider as he narrowed his eyes. "Which is because it's a great stage."
Silver waved his hands in front of Sonic. "I don't know, it's been used five times already... are you sure it doesn't need a rest?"
Sonic scoffed as he dropped his arms. "Pffft, anyone can manage to be here for a week."
"Really? I like to see you try." Silver suggested as he placed his left hand on his hip.
Sonic laughed as he pointed at Silver with his right hand. "All right, I'll show you!"
Day 1 - Sunday
Sonic was running around on Seaside Hill's northern coast, knocking away Egg Pawns with his supersonic speed. Sonic ran around the checkerboard loops that lied in front of him, going up and down and all around as he headed around the right bends, heading upwards as he made it to the peak, where he started dashing downwards. Jumping over a rock in the way, Sonic chukled as he kept running.
Then, he slipped. He slipped on a lone banana peel that fell from one of the nearby tropical palm trees. Sonic screamed as his legs were spinning about, causing him to fall off the grassy path and land in the salty pool below, screaming as two killer whales were attempting to bite him. Shadow was walking by and noticed this, laughing as he pointed at Sonic, who tried getting out of the pool but ultimately failed.
Day 2 - Monday
Sonic was running down from the third highest point in Seaside Hill, located on the eastern side. Heading westward, Sonic ran around the left and right curves with ease as he accelerated with style, jumping over several Egg Pawns, Crabmeats, and Moto Bugs. He dodged several blasts from Buzzbombers and Buzzers that were chasing him. Sonic then dashed into a nearby cave, heading further downward.
"Ha ha! Nothing can stop this hedgehog!" Sonic commented, bumping into Amy Rose.
"Nothing except me!" Amy exclaimed as she giggled, holding her hands together.
Sonic screamed as Amy squealed with delight, hugging Sonic tightly. Sonic tried to break free, but he ultimately failed. To make matters worse, Amy farted loudly, causing Sonic's situation to stink up, much to his dismay.
Day 3 - Tuesday
Sonic was on the northern pier on the northern part of Seaside Hill's western coastline, watching the killer whales jumping out of the seagreen sea water. Sonic chuckled as he had his hands firmly on his hips, when suddenly Vector came running towards him. Sonic dodged out of the way, with Vector splashing in the ocean. Sonic laughed as he pointed, only for Charmy to bump into him, with both characters falling into the sea. Sonic and Charmy both popped out of the water, screaming as they flaied their arms, trying to get out. Vector popped up, though not flailing about as he was actually able to swim.
"Kids," Vector muttered as he narrowed his eyes, shaking his head in disappointment as he watched Sonic and Charmy cry out for help.
Day 4 - Wednesday
Sonic looked around, being more cautious than before as he was hoping for no strange stuff today. Unfortunately for the humanoid blue hedgehog, he couldn't be more wrong. As he was casually walking on the eastern side of Seaside Hill heading southward on the sandy beach, he was rolled over by a rolling red and white stone, flattened by three more rolling stones. Sonic groaned in pain as he was as flat as a piece of paper, standing up, only to be blown into the air by powerful gusts. Sonic screamed as he was unable to make it back to land. Suddenly, the winds died down, and Sonic slowly fell into the water, screaming as he was unable to flail his arms.
Day 5 - Thursday
Sonic panted, having swam all the way back to Seaside Hill after trying to return to his normal self for hours. He was completely soaked, and there was no way he was going back in the water for quite a while. Just as Sonic prepared to rest, three red colored Egg Pawns with swords surrounded him.
"Arr, we be scurvy robot pirates!" The orange Egg Pawn in front of him yelled, wearing an eye patch on his right eye.
Sonic groaned loudly as he rolled his eyes. "Augh, you gotta be kidding me!" Just as he was about to dash out of there, two more blue colored Egg Pawns crushed him. The three other Egg Pawns laughed as they raised their swords in the air, with Sonic moaning loudly.
Day 6 - Friday
Sonic was stretching his arms as he looked around, having survived his encounter with the Egg Pawn pirates. Suddenly, the ground began shaking violently. Sonic gawked as he looked up, to see a large red carrier approaching Seaside Hill. Sonic ran to the highest point nearby, heading westward as he looked up at the sky, to see the carrier getting closer.
"There's no way this thing can be alone," Sonic muttered as he prepared to jump onto the closest point, when he was blasted by several cannons, causing him to fall off the ledge. "Wah!"
Sonic screamed as he tumbled downwards, going faster and faster as he collided into a large rock. Sonic moaned in pain as he pulled his face off of the rock, shaking his head as there were more blasts. Sonic screamed as he dashed away as quick as possibly, trying to avoid the blasts.
Day 7 -Saturday
Sonic was hiding inside a cave, still hearing the blasts from inside as there were more carriers in the sky. As Sonic came out of the cave to take a look, the sand below him started to sink. Sonic screamed as he tried pulling himself out, but the sand proved too much for him. Luckily, Toadette was skipping along nearby, allowing him to call out to her.
"Help! I'm sinking!" Sonic exclaimed.
Toadette gasped as she placed both of her hands on her face, noticing Sonic. "Don't worry, Mr. Sonic! I'll get you out!" She dashed towards him, grabbing his left arm and pulling as hard as she could. With a grunt, Toadette managed to get Sonic out, though Sonic went soaring across the air, crashing into a yellow and orange checkerboard wall. Sonic fell on the grass, his legs in the air as he groaned in pain, being flattened by a red and white stone. Toadette winced as the stone was blasted to pieces by the carriers, causing her to run away as Sonic was still in pain.
The Next Day...
"So, how was the week?" Silver asked, wearing his red Pizza Hut shirt as he placed two boxes of pizza down on a gray rock right next to him.
Sonic closed his eyes as he shrugged. "It was... all right."
"You seem fine." Silver noticed as he looked at Sonic with curoisity.
Sonic rolled his right hand as he opened his eyes again. "Well, there was some crap here and there, but I made it through."
"Uh huh." Silver muttered as he shook his head.
Sonic placed his hands on his hips. "All right, what did you do, then?"
Silver wrapped his arms around the back of his head as he sighed. "What else? Sell pizza."
Sonic laughed as he pointed at Silver with his right hand. "In that case, my week was much better!"
Silver growled as Sonic kept laughing. "Yeah, well you don't have to make a big deal about it!"
