Paintball Deer hunt

Jessica: I will think about Kevin and Heather getting together in chapter at the end of the season.

Austin: Why do you want them to get together in chapter 11?

Kevin's POV

I woke up to the sound of a loud plane. I growled under my breath and blinked my heavy eyes.

I got up out of my bed and got dressed in my normal wear and wore my hair down again. I walked around the camp and saw the female campers in a long line leading to the bathroom.

I walked over there to see what the hold up was for.

"What is with this long line?" I asked.

"Miss queenie is taking all-day in there, " Leshawna said.

"Oh you mean Heather, " I said. "Let me see if I can get her to hurry up," I said walking over the bathroom door and knocking on it.

"Hey, Heather you already look amazing. So come on there a long line of females waiting out here, " I said.

"I will be out soon just trying put on my back, " Heather said.

"Alright how about I do it for you. I won't look at your breast or anything, " I said.

"Sure only if you really promise not to look, " She stated.

"This won't take long, " I said going inside the bathroom so I can help Heather put lotion on her back.

After putting lotion on her back. We were all now sitting by the campfire pit waiting for Chris to begin explaining toady's challenge.

"Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge?!" Chris asked with excitement.

"WE ARE READY!" Owen shouted.

"Incoming!" Chris there a can of bean toward Gwen.

Gwen shut her eyes and waited for the impact but Trent caught the can. She opened her eyes and Trent gave her a wink and she smiled back.

"This is breakfast, " Chris said.

"No. Breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef's crappy burnt eggs, " Heather said with a glared.

/Kevin: Heather attitude just get more and more entertaining. A lot of people probably think I'm crazy for having feelings for her. But I can't help it she just so beautiful./

"Beans beans are good for your heart. The more ya eat the more ya-" Owen started but got knocked over by a can of beans.

"Today's challenge is about survival. We're going hunting!" Chris grinned.

"Now that's more like it." Duncan grinned.

"Isn't that a paintball gun?" Harold asked.

"Why yes Harold. It is." Chris said shooting him.

"So we won't be killing anything?" Bridgette asked.

"Negatory. This is the first-ever paintball deer hunt. I'll announce the team's once we get into the woods so, finish break." Chris grinned.

Owen suddenly let out a loud burp.

"Ah, got any more?" He asked.

We all gathered up after breakfast for Chris to split us up.

"And now for the team breakdown. The Killer Bass hunters are Harold, Geoff, and Bridgette. Locked and loaded with bass blue paint. And using orange paint is the Gopher Hunters. Leshawna, Beth, Owen, and Lindsay." Chris grinned.

"WAA HOO! THIS IS AWESOME MAN!" Owen cheered.

"You also get these stylish glasses and wicked camp caps." Chris grinned. "The rest of you are now deer."

"Here are your antlers, your nose, and little whitetails." Chris grinned.

I put on my deer outfit, and then looked at Heather and saw her eye twitching. I could tell she wasn't liking this.

"Yeah right. I am not wearing that." Heather snarled.

"I think you will make a cute deer, " I said making her blush.

We all headed out into the forest. Gwen let out a sigh.

"This may be the lamest thing I've ever done in my life," Gwen commented.

"Oh come on it could be fun, " Cody said.

We all looked back at him.

"Okay. Catch you later." He said running off.

I was then suddenly pulled by Heather and we're now both sitting on a rock.

"Are you coming?" Gwen asked.

"We're going to wait here for Lindsay and Beth to protect us, " Heather said.

Gwen and Trent just walk off after asking Heather if that was against the rules. I sit there for a good minute, wondering where they are.

"Aw, man, " I hear Beth said as she and Lindsay slowly walk toward us, tired from walking. "We're back to where we started and we haven't found one deer!"

Heather clears her throat. "What took you so long?"

"Were we supposed to come find you two?" Beth asked confused.

"Hello?! Alliance anyone?!" Heather said annoyed.

"Ohh! Me can I be in one?" Lindsay asked being the airhead she is.

"You're already in one, Lindsay, " I tell her. "That's the point she is trying to make," I said rolling my eyes at her foolish.

"Thank you! At least somebody has their head on straight. Now, go get us some berries! I'm starting, " Heather said and Lindsays cheers as she runs off to find berries. While Beth stays behind.

"Shouldn't we be... You know... Hunting?" She asked.

"She is hunting, " Heather replied. "For us." Heather finishes.

"You know Lindsay probably going to get poison berries, " I said looking at Heather.

Heather agrees and tells Beth to get some chips.

"In the forest?" She asked.

"In the dining hall. Now. And not barbecue!" Heather shouted.

/Kevin: I know it was mean of me to say Lindsay would get poisonous berries but you got to admit she is not very smart. I also really shouldn't have let Heather tell Beth to get some chips either, but I don't want her to think I hate her or she never go out with me./

Beth soon comes back with a torn red bag. "What took you so long?!" Heather asked initiated.

"Here. I hope you know what I had to go through to get tho-" Heather than swipes the bag. She looks inside and sly, sinister, smile quickly fades. "There's like...eleven chips left!" She sniffs the bag. "And they're barbecue!" Go exchange them for Dill Pickle." She throws the bag on the ground.

"She also told you to get me some, " I added on.

"Yeah! Do you see one person?! Go get two bags of Dill Pickle right now!" Heather orders. Beth is about to grab the bag but backs away her hand from it. She then says the one word that I never expected to hear her say.

"No." Me and Heather widen are eyes.

"What did you just say?" Heather asked.

"Take it back."

Beth takes a deep breath and repeats her earlier responses. Heather grits her teeth and tells Beth again to take it back, but Beth doesn't back down. "No, I'm tired of being your slave. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a challenge to complete." She walks off herb in strapped to her back. Suddenly, Heather is hit with a paintball. "Ow!!" I look around to find who shot her. "Whoever you are you'll pay for this-" Suddenly I am hit with a paintball, making me growl. Heather gets up.

"Come on. We need to find Lindsay. We're gonna give Beth another shot to redeem herself. She knows she's nothing without us. She just forgot."

We were now in the woods where we soon find Lindsay at a bush that's filled with blueberries.

"Look! I have blueberries! See?" Heather knocks the berries out of her hands and orders her to follow me and her. We all soon see Beth.

"Hey! Beth!" Heather calls out to her, who almost had Sadie. "We've been talking about you."

"I don't remember talking about Be-" Lindsay was then cutter off Heather telling her to zip it.

"We've decided to give you one last chance. If you take it back, you can rejoin our alliance."

Beth doesn't seem to understand. "Take back what?" She asked.

"The N-word. No," Heather replied.

"I don't wanna take it back, " Beth tells her.

"You are NOTHING without us!" Heather snaps at her.

"Do you know why we keep losing challenges?" Beth asked.

"Because they're lame and stupid, " Heather replied.

"No, because you're so busy being mean that you don't even try! All you can think of is bossing us around!!"

I feel my rage boiling. I couldn't stay the fact that she was insulting Heather so I joined in defending Heather. "Maybe if you would actually try to win these challenges instead of being stupid and goofing off, maybe we wouldn't have to boss you around!" Heather gets in Beth's face.

"I am giving you one last chance." Beth doesn't hesitate to get in hers.

"Why? Because you're afraid of losing your little alliance?" Heather's anger grows.

"I can make your life miserable!!" Beth tells her that she already does and asks her what does she have to lose."Fine, be all alone then, loser!!" Heather tells her.

"It's better than working for you" Beth replied.

"News flash, she's not alone," I tell her putting a supportive hand on Heather's shoulder. "So even if we did lose your dead weight, it wouldn't matter much."

Beth shoots Heather in the stomach and she gasps dramatically. She takes off her deer nose and throws it at her which angers Beth. "Oh that's it," she says angrily.

"BRING IT, DWEEB!!" Heather fires back. Suddenly Heather gets shot with a paintball. I look over to see Leshawna.

"I knew I should've gone to the optometrist before I came out here! Sorry about that!"

Heather orders Beth to hand over her gun, but she simply shoots her in the leg which causes a Charlie Horse and she falls to the ground. "Girl, you crazy" Leshawna tells her.

"It just looked like a lot of fun when you two did it" Beth laughs as she puts her arm around Leshawna.

"Stop laughing!!" Heather yells as I try to help her up. Lindsay isn't sure what to think or do as Heather gets up, takes her gun, and shoots all both Leshawna and Beth.

"Oh it is so on," Beth says as she and Leshawna ready their guns. I dive in and tackle Beth, trying to steal her paintball gun. Paintballs fly as it's a showdown between Leshawna and Heather. It soon gets so loud that the Bass find us all and shoots all five of you. "Attention human-wildlife and hunters" Chris announces.

"Please report back to camp. It's time to show your hides and tally up the scores!"

We all walk back to camp to see the Bass team completely paint free while my team is covered in it. Gwen, Trent, and Cody, who seem badly damaged, are clean, and Owen is covered in everything but paint. "Tsk tsk tsk. Stealing from Chef, eating chips in the woods, being called by bears. Do you know what I see here?" Chris asks. "I see a very undisciplined group. I see a disgraceful mess. I see a massive waste of paint products! And I have to say...That. Was. AWESOME!!! Haha! When you guys opened fire on your own team! Wicked TV guys." Chris laughed.

Soon Duncan and Courtney, whose antlers got caught, soon arrive.

"Oh this is too much," Gwen says smiling.

"Duncan, you sly dog, you," Owen says giggling.

"The girl can't keep her antlers off me," Duncan says before Courtney kicks him in the groins "

"Easy Courtney" Chris warns. "Our medical tent's really only equipped for one at a time and Trent's pretty messed up." Bridgette and Geoff help the pair out and get them untangled.

"Well, since four members of the Gophers are dripping in paint," Chris says before Lindsay shows her whole backside is covered with paint. "Make that five members, and some of them aren't even deer, I think we have our winner!" The Bass cheer as we hang your head low since we have to go back to the campfire pit.

We gather by the campfire.

"I mean, seriously. Twice I a row? What is wrong with you people? I can't wait to see Beth get kicked off. I just wish I could vote out two campers at once," Heather snarled.

"There are only seven marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper-" Chris started but Gwen cut him off.

"Who does receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the dock of shame catch the boat of losers and leave. Can't we just get this over with?" Gwen said.

"Fine. Whatever. Spoil the moment. Trent, Kevin, Lindsay, Owen, Gwen, Leshawna, Beth. Campers. This is the final marshmallow. Heather." Chris said.

Heather quickly snatched the marshmallow from Chris.

"You are all lucky, okay? Very lucky." Heather glared.

"Cody. The dock of shame awaits bro." Chris said." I guess we can get somebody to help you."

"I'll do it." Beth waved.

Everyone said there goodbyes to Cody as I and Heather walked to are cabin talking for a little bit before going our separate ways to go to bed.

End of chapter!

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