Love Poem

Kevin's P.O.V

I yawn and stretch after waking up the sound of a loud plane. I then walked out of the cabin to see Chris flying a plane. Lindsay and Heather walk over to me.

"Hey, Kevin!" Lindsay said waving at me while Heather walks over and hugging me.

"Did you have a good sleep?" I asked hugging her back.

"Yeah, but I just couldn't wait to see your hands--" Before Heather could finish her sentence.

Chris dives down on all of us.

"Incoming!" Chris yelled.

"HIT THE DECK!" Geoff yelled.

I grabbed Heather and roll her and myself out of the way of the plane.

"Yes!! I can't wait to get my pilot's license!!" Chris said as he crashes through an outhouse and soon the plane screeches to a halt. I and Heather soon get back up.

"My knight in shiny armor," Heather said before kissing me on the cheek.

"Aw look! It Mr. Nice and Ms. Queenie the odd couple," Gwen joked.

"Oh shut up!" Heather said blushing. Making me smile how cute she looks blushing.

"Just flexing your muscles for today's extreme sports challenges," Chris said through his megaphone.

"Ugh. It's too early for this," Gwen said.

"This week you'll participate in three challenges. First up extreme sofa bench sky diving," Chris continued to yell in the megaphone. "Contestants will plummet- uh skydiving to a waiting sofa bed target below. "

Chef then jumped onto the bed, and then directly after started to crush him. "Of course, and you'll be sky diving from 5000 feet, and you'll be using these," Chris said as he threw out ripped parachutes. "Our lucky contestants are Trent as Dj," Chris said.

"Sure, why not. You know what they say on Black Combo Mountain bro. The best glimpse of heaven on the way into hell. Let's do this." Trent said confidently.

"Yeah. Uh, sure. Bring it on," Dj said.

"Not so fast. Because the second challenge of the day is extreme rodeo moose riding," Chris said. "Contestants will rodeo ride the great Canadian bucking moose for eight seconds or get hooked into a giant pile of socks from the lost and found."

"That pile ain't nothing but laundry day back home," Leshawna said.

"It's your lucky day Leshawna because your riding for gophers. And Geoff you'll ride for Bass" Chris said.

"And the final challenge is the extreme sea do water skiing. Contestants will water ski a racecourse grabbing as many flags as they can before crossing the finish line. While a member from the opposing team drives the sea do."

"How can we water ski without water?" Heather asked

"It's hard. Check it out." Chris said.

We then look at Chef demonstrating it. Yeah, that didn't go so well for him.

"Harold, you'll ski for the Killer Bass and Lindsay for the Screaming Gophers," Chris said

"I can model my new bikini" Lindsay in excitement.

"Now for the cool swag. Whoever wins the most challenges gets bragging rights for the night, saves their butts from elimination, and wins a trip down multi massage mobile shower." Chris announced.

Most of us were taken back by the reward.

Chris then got on his plane. "Okay gang, chow for breaky, then report back in twenty minutes for the extreme sports challenge!" Chris said, leaving a pile of dust.

I writing in my journal after eating my breakfast. While waiting for Heather and Lindsay to get back from the bathroom. I stopped writing in my journal when I heard Gwen and Bridgette talking about some poem.

"Check It out, it's a corny haiku poem," Gwen said smiling.

"Woah, some dude's crushing big time. It's probably for you," Bridgette said smiling.

"Really? I was gonna say it was for you."

"But Trent is totally crunching on you. I've seen the way he always scams an extra muffin for you."

"Yeah but Geoff's so into you. Remember at the dock yesterday how he tried to get your attention?" Gwen mentioned."Then again Geoff probably can't pronounce haiku let alone write one."

"What's that suppose to mean?" Bridgette raised an eyebrow.

'Okay this just got weird,' I thought getting back to writing in my journal while waiting for Heather and Lindsay to come back.

We all gather back to where Chris was explaining the challenge.

"Now remember. Ground teams can wheely the sofa beds where ever they want in order to help their comrade with the landing." Chris said.

"Sayonara Trent. I hope your attempts to impress weird goth girl are worth the chalk outline" Heather said.

"Uh, did you ever think that maybe Trent's doing this as a form of self-expression, like haiku?" Gwen stated

I shook my head at how dumb that was, like seriously could she be any more obvious about asking Trent about that poem? Why everyone else just stared at Gwen confused.

The team and I gather by the beach and began pushing the couch. Honestly, this thing weighed a ton. It was hardly budging. Even with all of us pushing.

"Push!" Heather ordered.

"That's what we're my love," I commented laughing.

/Kevin: Heather can be really funny sometimes. Especially when she orders you to do something but you are already doing it./

"Why is this thing so heavy?!" Leshawna stated.

We all looked to see Owen resting on the bed.

"Seriously?" I commented.

We all began trying to move him but he wasn't budging.

"I got an idea. Be right back." Heather told us.

We all exchanged a look and shrugged. She came back with a can of red paint and a paintbrush. She dipped the paintbrush in the paint and drew a red X on Owen's butt.

"At least it'll be a soft landing," Gwen smirked.

I just nodded trying not to laugh at Heather's idea.

We saw Trent fall right into the sand without even deploying his parachute. We all looked in the sand to see how bad the impact was.

"Trent?" Gwen started but he just groaned.

Ouch... that's gonna be hard to recover from. Unlike us, the Bass actually managed to catch DJ.

Chris flew by in his plane.

"Gophers lose. Bass wins. 1-0" Chris said through his megaphone.

We saw Trent covered in splints about to be taken for medical treatment.

"Nice going Trent," Heather said sarcastically.

"Trent, is there anything you want to ask me before they take you to get reboned?" Gwen asked.

"Yeah. Is my hair messed up?" He asked.

Chef then took him off. I walked over to Heather and grabbed her hand, and headed to see the next part of the challenge.

"Okay cow folks. Let's start the rodeo moose challenge." Chris yelled through his megaphone.

"Rodeo riding is kinda like surfing. Once you catch the lip, you flow with the mojo." Geoff said.

"Yeah, flow. Kinda like the ancient art of Japanese Haiku." Bridgette stated.

"What's a haiku?" Geoff asked as I sigh at them going on about that poem.

"Hey, Bridge? Wanna see that tat?" Geoff asked pulling down his pants.

"Woah! Definitely not Haiku-ie." Bridgette commented.

The moose went berserk and Geoff was sent flying off the moose. Lewshawna went next but she was holding her own a lot better than Geoff.

Leshawna managed to win the challenge for us tieing the game.

"So, we have a tie. Whoever wins the EXTREME SEA DO WATER SKI CHALLENGE! Wins invincibility.

"I'm ready!" Lindsay sung.

"We are so dead... unless I get to drive the wave jumper!" Heather exclaimed.

Leshawna massages her aching feet. "Just win the dang shower so I can get my hair did."

Both teams are ready with Heather and Harold going first. "You are so out of your league, alpha geek!" Chris drives along with the sea dew.

"Here's the road rules. Oh, wait! There are no rules! Which means, this is gonna be awesome!! And...go!!"

Heather revs the Wave Jumper and takes off. "Don't let the nerd win baby!!" I cheer, making Heather blush.

A few minutes go by and no matter what she does, Harold seems to get every flag. She's almost at the finish line. "Five flags and heading home!!" Chris announces.

"Heather has to cross the finish line, or be disqualified! But when she does, Harold will take five flags to victory for the Killer Bass!" Heather quickly thinks of what she can do to somehow stop Harold.

/Heather: I couldn't let that little dorkwad win. So I decided to cut him loose./

She turns her whole body around and takes out a switchblade. "Game over, geek!" Harold looks up in confusion at the right time as a nearby tree branch rips grab Heather's top causing it to get ripped. So I quickly look away so I wouldn't be looking at her without a top.

After our team won the challenge. I hanging outside the showers waiting for Heather to get out while also talking to her.

Meanwhile the other went so see who got voted off.

"Farewell Total Drama Island. I've loved, I've lost, and I saw boobies. What more can a man ask for?" Harold said.

"You loved?" Gwen commented.

"You're a man?" Leshawna commented.

"You saw boobies?" Bridgette commented.

"Leshawna, I met every word in that poem," Harold said.

"Poem? That was you?" Leshawna said in shock running to him.

"No way," Bridgette commented.

They hugged and she actually gave him a kiss.

"Wait a sec. Harold saw your boobies?" Geoff asked.

"Can we see?" Owen asked.

"Heck no! Wait a sec? who's boobies did you see?" Leshawna asked.

Heather came out of the shower and she went after her. I chased after Leshawna to keep her from hurting Heather. Everyone else shrugs it off and decides to go to bed.

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