This is pretty much just gags for now, so no songs since I am running out if ideas for this. I might finish the chapter when I reach the end of the Festival, and I will make a sequel for this story.
Just keep in mind that its not only Jaune the star here, it literally says Arc Family Album, so the whole family is included in here.
I will focus on some things that will interest me and you guys in this story, while the next one will be on the important characters.
P.S. THIS IS MY STORY! Don't judge me that I did something different than the others! I am still a high-school student that has amount stress right now! Like damn it! You might think that its easy but its not! Making these stories takes a lot of time and concentration, and am I getting stressed to all that is happening to me now. Especially me having a chance of getting my phone banned by my parents if they ever know that I always focus only to my stories.
So for now, you know the drill.
"Talking"
'Thinking"
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"Flashback"
"Screen"
Disclaimer: I don't own anything
Chapter:19 Spare Time
Jaune Arc was an idiot, he admitted himself countless time, but this was worse.
He and the others have finally returned to Beacon safe and sound, but something happened in the bar that made him feel bad and stupider.
Last night in Junior's Bar, everyone drink themselves from unconscious, except for the younger kids as Jaune is currently drinking his 9th shot of alcohol.
Who would've know that he also inherited a higher metabolism from his father's side of the family, he could see some are now unconscious from drinking while some are drunk as heck and mumble nonsense, or completely fine.The only one who isn't drinking is Ruby, Weiss, Pyrrha, and Penny.
Ruby because she is still young.
Weiss outright refused.
Pyrrha doesn't like it.
And Penny is fully aware of what alcohol do to the body and refused as well.
"Hey Lover Boy!" Yang called out to the young knight with a drunken look on her face. "I'm gonna say that a lot of girls really fell for you."
"Really?" Jaune questioned.
"Oh yeah, didn't you know? When we saw that box and listened to your voice. Hoo! Weiss instantly fallen for you that day."
Weiss decided to quiet down so he she wouldn't disturb the others sleeping form, but she was blushing madly in anger and embarrassment.
"Really?" Jaune asked as he suddenly felt happy.
"Heck! You even made Rubes, Blakey, and I fall for you," What was that? "I mean, who would not fall for that voice? That was the voice of an angel if ever heard one."
Jaune could feel shock as he look to Ruby for answers, and was even more shock to see her blushing a storm.
"But man! Blake and Velver were on heat in one your songs, and we tried to calm them down," Velver too?!
"Who's the b*tch that said my f*cking name?!" A drunken Velvet suddenly demanded as she began to swear like a sailor with a cute glare. "I swear! I f*cking swear! I'll hunt her b*tch *ss down!"
Good thing the kids were sleeping very heavily to even hear the cursing.
"Not gonna lie, P-money always look at the screen for your screen with a dreamy look on her face," Even his own partner?!
"Hey Jauney!" He then saw a drunken Emerald walking to him as she sat between him and Pyrrha with her arm over his shoulder while giggling. "You know old man Naruto once told me that he ever got a great grandkid, he will immediately give his approval."
Okay that is his old man's fault.
"Really me? A street rat falling for you. I really thought that it was a stupid idea you know, till I saw you face to face and not gonna lie; I like what am seeing here," Emerald said as she traced her finger on Jaune's rather built body.
Ruby, Weiss, Pyrrha, and strangely enough, Penny, grew jealous at the sudden action.
"Thanks too him, I could have a living when my f*cking parents abandon me in the streets, he saw me one day running from saw people and saved me, he even said that I remind him of an old friend, and I felt so in debt to him," Emerald then suddenly grew depressed. "I really did bad things, and I don't even know if he would be disappointed at me."
Jaune then felt pity to the thief as he pat her back in a assuring way, but he was quickly surprised when she hug him tightly.
"Maybe this would balance it out," She then suddenly kissed Jaune on the cheek and he could feel his jaw drop, but felt a sudden chill when he felt multiple eyes looking at him.
He saw the one's with crushes on him glaring at the thief, and knew that he was screwed over again.
"Sh*t"
Then another cat fight happened again, but it was in a bar.
Yeah he felt very very bad that night.
So on this day, he will plan dating them so he could understand them more, but he still felt troubled that many girls would fall for him. It was kinda normal in the Hidden Lands, from what his old man told him, and pretty much legal if you don't do anything drastic. Some parts of Mistral do this, but the other three Kingdoms are not so much.
He could sigh that he knew that he will get himself in trouble, even if everyone knew his prestigious title.
Well might as well do it and prepare along the way.
He hesitantly grabbed his Scroll and checked all of their numbers, because his older sisters grabbed his Scroll and asked for their numbers without his consent, and texted them to come to his room.
He has something to explain to them.
Somewhere in Vale, Boruto is walking around the streets of the city with his two youngest granddaughters, Tanya and Bonnie, to give them some fun away from the family.
"Alright kids. As I got permission from your parents to get you some fresh air here in Vale, you must know that you will not get out of my sights or your parents would be furious at me of not taking my job seriously," Boruto said to his two granddaughters.
"Don't worry grandpa, we won't," Bonnie assured him.
"I know you won't, but your sister would," Boruto then look at Tanya as she look away and whistled innocently.
"Grandpa~ Don't be mean to big sis," Bonnie said with a pout as she hug her little plushie.
"I'm not. I'm just saying that nothing bad will ever happen," Boruto said.
"You know that our family always see something bad right?" Tanya said as Boruto sigh.
"I know, I know, I really want to look around Vale peacefully since your grandmother is back in Beacon, walking around with your father, uncles, and aunt; and I want to look around for something," Boruto said sadly as the two blondes then look at him in confusion.
"What is it?" Bonnie asked as Boruto shook his head.
"You'll understand when you are older," Boruto said as they continued walking, but the two younger blondes look in worry.
Back in Beacon, Sun is currently wondering around the halls nervously as Lillie again put him up in another faux date.
He look down in embarrassment when Lillie drags him with his hand while the students curiously and teasingly look at him.
Its even worse that Moon and Gladion join along for a real date, since they have dated for 3 years, and they showed no shame on showing their affection.
Just him, looking embarrassed while he is being dragged by a girl who has a crush on him, and an official couple joining along.
"How long do we have to walk?" Sun asked as Lillie continued to drag him.
"We're getting closer," Lillie just said with a smile as she then look ahead.
"Your sister has a problem," Moon whispered to Gladion as they have their hand together.
"After what happened three years ago, she deserves it," Gladion whispered back.
The four continued walking till they reached outside, and continued further.
They went on and on till they reach a large clearing.
"Uh... What are we doing here?" Sun asked as Lillie giggled while her tail move around.
"We're cloud gazing silly, I thought this could help you relax for a while," Lillie said as Sun look at her in surprise.
"I was expecting something in the lines of having a picnic," Sun muttered since he pretty much knew that this was unexpected.
"Well let's try it," Moon said as the four of them then laid down on the grass and could only sigh in relief when they saw the clouds moving above them.
"This is a good change for once," Sun said in relief.
"Yeah, it was really an adventure we had," Moon said.
"Like discovering that me and my sister were some kind of hybrid," Gladion said.
"When we were found by Acerola on the beach," Sun said.
"Seeing Sun fighting one of the Guardians," Moon said.
"But what made it amazing is that we won," Lillie said as everyone smiled till Sun thought of something.
"Will people ever know that we can actually use our Aura to make a solid form?" Sun asked as everyone thought of it and shrug. "Yeah your right, they might discover it themselves."
The four of them then continue their outdoor activity and couldn't help but feel relaxed than before.
With Jaune, he is currently hiding in the closet of his team's room as a cat fight was currently outside the closet.
The reason for this? Because they are fighting to who goes first to date the young knight.
After calling them and explaining that he will try to have a relationship, which results to what happens now.
"C-Can we talk about this?" Jaune asked.
"No!" The girls yelled at him which made him hide in the closet more.
Yeah, he is not getting out of the room safely.
Suddenly the door slammed open as it was his niece, Mordred, on the other side with her very distant cousin, Fran.
"Uncle! Mom is asking for the box," Mordred said as she look at the room with girls froze in midway in their fight.
Jaune peeks out of the closet and said, "Its under my bed on the further left."
"Thanks uncle, let's go get it Fran," Mordred said.
"Uhhh," The little redhead gave a deep groan as the two walk to Jaune's bed, and grabbed the box and left.
"Bye uncle!" Mordred then closed the door and the girls continued their fight.
Jaune could only gulp as he waited for someone to help him.
'I hope,' Jaune thought as he kept hearing the fight outside.
Outside the room, Mordred and Fran are walking down the halls on their own as the bystanders could only gush at how cute they are.
"I hope auntie Seras keeps her promise," Mordred said as she has the box in her tiny arms.
"Uhh," Fran gave a groan of agreement.
As they continued walking, they didn't notice what was in front of them, and bump into someone.
"Hey watch where yo- Oh hey! Guys look," The two look up and saw that it was Sun.
"Hey aren't they with Jaune?" Neptune asked as two more teens came over to look as well.
First is a teenage boy with dark skin and gold eyes. His hair is sage green, and he appears to have tattoos of wings on his chest and tattoos of Roman numerals, matching those on his sword, around his neck.
He wears a white long coat with asymmetrical sleeves, a green wing design similar to his tattoos and no shirt underneath, displaying his tattooed chest.
His jacket also has a golden pauldron on his right shoulder and a golden cuff around his left wrist. He also wears a pair of black pants fastened by a white belt with a yellow buckle.
This is Sage Ayana, member of Team SSSN.
Second one has red hair that comes down over his right eye, with a complete undercut. There are several red markings around his left eye. He wears a green, mulberry, navy color feather earring on his left ear and has a red military pelisse-like jacket draped over the left side. He also wears a gray bandanna around his neck.
On his right hand, he wears a fingerless glove, and on his right bicep, he has a gray band. He wears a white sleeveless shirt and light gray pants. He also wears a pair of long, brown, laced boots. Around his waist, he wears a brown belt and a slightly slanted gray belt that his weapon holster is attached to.
This is Scarlet David, last member of Team SSSN.
"Yeah your right, probably his niece since we already saw his sisters," Sun said.
"Still can't believe he has seven," Scarlet muttered.
"You know my uncle?" Mordred asked.
"Not personally, but we know your uncle's friends thou," Sun said.
"Wow. You must be one of Old Man's students," Mordred said as she referred to her great, great grandfather Naruto.
"That's me," Sun said with a hint of pride till Scarlet slap him on the head.
"Uhh," Fran gave out a grunt but she did look at them in curiosity behind her bangs.
Sun's team look at her confusion, so Mordred decided to answer for it for them.
"Fran couldn't speak properly. My aunt Erza found her like this before she adopted her," Mordred explained as the four guys look at the little redhead in sympathy.
Neptune decided to change the subject, "So where are you two girls going?"
"Oh, we are bringing our box back to our family," Mordred said as she showed them the box filled with their music discs.
Scarlet whistled to the huge amount and said, "I wonder how many genres are inside it?"
"A lot actually," Sun said as he then turn to the children. "How about we get you to them, might be awesome to have more friends right?"
Mordred and Fran smiled as they then followed Team SSSN to their parents.
In one of the battlefield, Naruto and Shichika yet again brought it to said battlefield to ruins. Both Father and Great-Grandfather were anxious for another fight and decided to go for one of the arenas. They did ask for the Headmaster's permission and Ozpin quickly regret it when he saw the damage they have caused.
Watching them is some of the students and some of the family as the students could watch in awe and horror.
"Go Papa!" Konayuki cheered for her adoptive father while her adopted sister silently cheered along.
"Go old man!" Isshin cheered for his grandfather along with his two daughters.
Nora and the rest of the younger audience cheered for both sides along with the other families.
Glynda couldn't even intervene the two powerhouse because she couldn't focus enough in their top speed.
They then heard running as they felt a strong gale heading towards the two fighters, and both Naruto and Shichika got simultaneously kicked at the face.
"Stop it already you baka!" It was now shown that it was Himawari punishing the two adults from the mishap they've caused.
The other students were in awe of how fast the elderly woman was, especially hitting the two fighting men without them knowing.
"Ow!" Both said men moan in pain as they held their reddened cheeks.
"The manor was bad enough, so don't do it here!" Himawari scolded them as she then drag them by their ears.
"O-Ow!" The two shouted in pain as they were forcefully dragged by her.
The students were quite disappointed to see the fight ended, but the staffs were quite relieved.
"Alright, everyone out! The arena is now under maintenance, so come back if its finally repaired!" Glynda ordered as everyone quickly scramble out of the room so they wouldn't face the deputy's wrath.
As Nora and her fellow watchers were now outside, they sigh in relief.
"Man that fight was awesome," Nora said.
"It sure was, that guy could break steel with his hand. Steel," Mercury said as he instinctively rub his prosthetic leg in fear.
"You said it," Coco said as she remembered something. "Oh yeah, I think the dance are coming up, we could probably have fun of our own."
"Along that Jaune's family are here, I think some will join us," Ren added.
"Really?" Nora asked in excitement to seeing them join along.
"I bet that they'll have a song for it," Mercury said.
"Not gonna bet on that, they had a lot," Coco said.
"The only problem now is the White Fang that is still stealing the Dust stores," Fox said as everyone nods while Mercury slightly sweats.
'Crap! We forgot about that,' Mercury thought in horror as he need to quickly tell this to Cinder.
"Anyways, Renny and I will meet up with Jaune-Jaune's sisters, we have so much to talk about," Nora said as she forcefully grabbed Ren's wrist and dragged him.
"We should go along, we meet also learn somewhere else new," Yatsuhashi said as everyone agreed and followed them.
Back with Jaune's two younger sisters, the two is waiting outside a shop while their grandfather was inside, the two were getting bored waiting as they got nothing to do.
They then heard the door open to see Boruto coming out of the shop while sighing depressingly.
"Grandpa? Is something wrong?" Bonnie asked as Boruto put on a fake assuring smile.
"Nothing is wrong Bonnie. Let's get some ice cream for you two. My treat," Boruto said as the two girls at each other in uncertainty but relented.
Boruto then pick them up with his arms and ran very fast to the nearest ice cream parlor.
The bystanders only saw a blur pass them but they were certain that it was a person, and just quickly walk away.
Boruto then suddenly stop as he now stand in front of a ice cream parlor while his two granddaughters struggled to stand up from the sudden burst of speed.
"Alright we're here," Boruto said as he has his fists on his hips.
The two girls steady themselves and slowly grew excited for the prospect of the frozen treat.
"Hey! Mister Uzumaki!" Boruto then heard someone calling him and saw that it was Ash and Iris walking to them with the twins, Sou and Schilly.
"Ah Ketchum, nice seeing you here especially with your own two kids nonetheless," Boruto commented as Ash chuckles and rub the bridge of his nose.
"Well Nessa is with her two friends and the twins had nothing else to do, so we brought them along for some nostalgic sights," Ash said.
"Well since all of you are here, let's get some frozen treats. My treat," Boruto said as Schilly grew excited.
"Can we mom?! Can we?!" Schilly cheered happily as Iris giggled and pat her daughter's head.
"Sure why not, it would be rude to not to, but we should bring back some for Nessa as well."
"Yey!" Schilly cheered as she immediately went inside.
"Oh no your not!" Tanya shouted as she followed the loud girl along with the youngest of the Arc sisters, and Sou just walk there.
The three adults look at each other.
"Is Tanya still... You know?" Ash asked as he tried to not talk too offensives as Boruto sighs.
"Yeah, her maturity is too fast, it was very much my fault she got that when I was supposed to look after her, but I look away for a second and she got lost in the streets. Those men... Those kidnappers tried to kidnap her so they could sell her as a slave!" Boruto shouted in anger and regret. "If I was fast enough and didn't get hurt in the process, Tanya wouldn't worry much of my life and hurt herself trying to make herself stronger."
"You shouldn't blame yourself for that. Even if you did, she would do it for herself to not never be weak, and she would hurt herself more," Ash said to try to reason to the elderly man.
"I know I should... But the guilt is still there, and nothing will make it disappear. I could tell that the two will be heartbroken if they hear that their great grandfather and grandmother is close to their past string of life," Boruto said in a solemn tone.
"Yeah, Nessa was the same way with her own great grandmother, but she came through it," Iris said.
"I would rather be worried on Tanya's reaction, Bonnie will not be so bad, but Tanya's is a ticking time bomb," Boruto said.
"Then your family should be there to help her, she will never be alone if you were there with her," Ash assured him as Boruto could only agree with him.
Suddenly, the door to the parlor open up to reveal an annoyed Schilly.
"Come on! I want my double rocky road sundae!" Schilly shouted at them with a pout as the adults laugh nervously at being called out by a child.
"Alright we're coming," Boruto said as all of them entered the shop.
Back with Jaune, the blonde knight could only look at the ceiling in slight horror.
After the cat fight, Penny finally went to be a peace keeper but decided that should share him. Like what! Share Jaune! The other girls refused it rather quickly which relieved him, but Penny decided to add that some people in Mistral can have harems. Damn you Issei!
The girls were conflicted of course, but they reluctantly agreed to it, and made a pact for the affection of the blonde boy. Whoever breaks it will never be part of it.
This made the blonde knight stay in the closet in a fetus position as he rock back and forth in fear. Especially if his family ever heard of this. They will never let him get this get over his head, he could only imagine Natsu laughing at him already
When the girls left the room, Jaune slowly went to his bed to rest but the girls pact kept him stay awake in despair.
He get it, he is a dense idiot, but he would never be an idiot to a maidens heart. Especially if his older sisters ever heard of this, they would scold with no end.
Well, there's only one thing left to do.
Jaune sit up as he grab his Scroll from his pocket and quickly call someone. The Scroll kept ringing til it finally showed Issei's face.
"Hey Jaune, what's up? Why are you calling me?" Issei asked as Jaune could only sigh.
"Here's what happened," Jaune then began to tell the perverted teen what happened and waited for a response.
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Cliffhanger!
Yeah this is filled with some gags and some drama as well.
I'm stopping adding some songs for now since it can be very irrelevant on some of the next parts of the story.
Because the next one will be the dance and I need some songs in my arsenal for it, like it would be perfect for some songs in the dance especially some romatic song, if you know what I mean.
I would also tell you that I might get banned for ever using my phone if my parents either see my score in school be a total mediocre or a failure.
I'm not saying that I always slack off, I'm just saying that I'm stressed on over thinking things and I need a distraction. And surprise surprise, me being an author here adds fuel to the fire. The only thing that will distract me are stories that I am reading from other authors, especially NeonZangetsu.
I do dream of success, but is it really worth if you can be easily overwhelmed by the amounts of pressure you are getting. We still need distractions on our lives, yes it might make delays in our goals, but sometimes we still need some rests. Success doesn't happen in an instance you know.
In my five years being here in this website, I learned some important morals in life and morals that shouldn't be done at all. While watching is very entertaining, reading will help boost moral more since it always points to more specific parts of the story.
And so, I hope you really like this gag chapter since I might do some more in the future to get some laughs from people, and you better like and follow me so you could get more content.
And Rest in Peace Monty Oum, I might forgot the day of your death, but it will not stop me thanking you for creating RWBY. While I didn't watch the previous volumes of the series, I still read it here. It might look different, but it can be still close to the original.
Yes, your series might not be popular because of thousands of anime being aired around the world, but your series is really a change to 3D animation since designing the characters and weapon designs would be horrible but you persevere and continued it.
And so guys, that is it for now, upload time for this story will still be long because of needed future plots, and I hope you like and follow my stories.
Vic out Peace.