"Do you think anything interesting occurs when no one's running or racing around here?" Silver The Hedgehog asked E-123 Omega as they were on the temple looking south at the Ocean Ruin race course, his arms wrapped around the back of his head. "Just asking. Out of curiosity."
Omega simply slowly moved his mechanical head as he raised his robotic right arm, turning to Silver. "Could be, silver colored organic furry friend from the non existent future. After all, this place was born for adventuring..."
On the same beautiful sunny day that Silver and Omega were enjoying, Waluigi and Bowser Junior arrived in Seaside Hill, which as everyone knew was a huge, beautiful tropical paradise. It was west of Isle Delfino, and south of pretty much everywhere else. The two were near where the Whale Island was.
"It's times like this that I'm thankful for taking a break from working at my taco stand," Waluigi remarked as he folded his lanky arms together. "It gets stale waiting for customers that aren't Toadette. Or Daisy."
"It sure is beautiful here," Bowser Jr. admitted as he stretched his arms, asking Waluigi, "How about we sit here and take in the nice fresh, salty air?"
Waluigi nodded in agreement, and he was about to sit down, when suddenly the winds were a brewing, and Bowser Jr. was picked up by the winds, taken away. He screamed as he struggled to come back down, being nabbed by two red colored hovering Egg Flappers. Waluigi chased after the Egg Flappers, running towards the northern direction, as he slipped, tumbling down the slippery hill. Waluigi landed at the bottom, rubbing his chin as he groaned. Suddenly, he fell through the patch of grass, landing at the bottom of a muddy pit. He rubbed his bottom and growled as two red colored normal Egg Pawns stuck their head over the pit.
"Oh great." Waluigi muttered as he placed his hands on his hips, narrowing his eyes as he knew these two stupid looking robots were asking for trouble.
"Oh boy! Fresh catch of the day!" The Egg Pawn on the right laughed as he rubbed his mechanical hands together.
The left Egg Pawn laughed heartily as he agreed, "Heh heh heh heh! Yeah! Now that we got a prisoner, let's take him out of service! I mean, control, I mean-"
The two Egg Pawns were then blasted by shots of electricity. Waluigi blew his right index finger, having shot the purple colored electricity from there, as he climbed out of the hole, looking for Bowser Jr. Much to his shock, he spotted Toadette stuck on a tropical palm tree, struggling to get down. Waluigi ran towards the palm tree and kicked it, catching Toadette as she was dizzy.
"Ooooh... wha... where am I...?" Toadette asked as she could barely see, holding onto Waluigi as she felt ill, enough to, well, be ill.
Waluigi placed Toadette on the ground, only to get blasted several times by eight egg pawns, which all surrounded him and fired with their hands guns. Toadette shook her head and stood up, gasping in horror as the egg pawns pointed their guns at her. Toadette screamed as Waluigi whirled around in the air, using a homing attack on each egg pawn, breaking them up into several pieces. Toadette cheered as her stomach growled, causing her to giggle as she held her stomach. Waluigi heard this and kicked the palm tree again, knocking a bunch of yellow bananas down and giving them to Toadette.
"Thanks, Waluigi!" Toadette thanked as she waved goodbye to Waluigi, who kept running north to find Bowser Jr.
Waluigi ran up a twisty path, the grass being replaced with yellow-orange and orange-brown checkerboard, reaching the other side of the hill as he ran on the plateau. He turned to his left, seeing two huge pools and a giant killer whale jumping out of the first pool and into the second. Waluigi was then punched off the plateau by a bluish Egg pawn, who laughed as he watched Waluigi splash into the first pool.
"Wah... today's just not my day..." Waluigi thought to himself as he felt his entire body freeze from the cold temperatures of the water.
Shortly afterward, Waluigi emerged from the cold pool, shivering as the killer whale came back, making a huge splash in the pool that sent Waluigi flying over the plateau and landing in the salty ocean. Waluigi resurfaced, gasping as he was entirely wet, patting his purple cap down to prevent it from falling off. Suddenly, three brownish hammerhead sharks spotted Waluigi and all attempted to ram him into pieces. Waluigi whirled out of the water, watching all hammerhead sharks collide into each other. Waluigi laughed, but he was blown away by the strong wind, that sent him westward, away from where he was going!
"Don't worry, Waluigi, mah boi! I'll help you get back Bowser Junior!" Exclaimed Petey Piranha in grunts, who came to help as he grabbed Waluigi with his big, green leafy hands, placing Waluigi in his red underwear as he flapped towards the northern direction, spotting the two hovering egg flappers carrying Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr. looked behind and called for Petey to come closer, but suddenly, more hovering egg flappers emerged, all of them colored green, firing at Petey. Petey groaned with pain as the shots were fired, but he was able to repel it as he kept flapping. Waluigi got an idea, and pulling out a couple of green fuzzy tennis balls and his trusty purple tennis racket, Waluigi started smacking the balls at the green hovering egg flappers, destroying them as he pulled out more tennis balls, as well as ducking to prevent being shot. Petey then slapped his leafs onto his head and bellowed loudly, causing all the remaining hovering egg flappers to explode, as did the two red ones holding Bowser Jr. Bowser Jr. screamed as he went tumbling, landing on the highest point of Seaside Hill, where Petey landed, reuniting Waluigi and Bowser Jr. Petey felt a warm feeling in his heart as he watched Waluigi and Bowser Jr. hug each other.
"...Don't tell anyone that we did this," Waluigi commented as he realized he was hugging Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr., who also realized this, nodded his head in agreement. "Deal. Let's agree that this never happened."
Petey chuckled at the realization that Waluigi and Bowser Jr. had, but now the three had to deal with a gigantic purple colored egg pawn dubbed the Egg Hammer, who not only was bigger than the previous, but had a huge hammer half the size of his own body!
"Welp... now what, guys?" Petey asked, dumbfounded as he rubbed the back of his gigantic, red colored, white spotted head.
Waluigi and Bowser Jr. both gave Petey obvious looks, as they knew the thing to do - fight!
Waluigi, Bowser Jr., and Petey Piranha all got into fighting positions when Toadette landed in front of them, eager to help. She twirled around and giggled as she blew a kiss to Waluigi, Bowser Jr., and Petey, who were all stumped.
"Wha... what are you doing here?" Bowser Jr. asked as he moved his hands around.
"Yeah, we're about to go fight this giant robot guy," Petey added, his leafy hands on his hips.
"I'm here to thank Waluigi, of course," Toadette remarked as she turned to Waluigi, smiling as he held her hands together.
"Ehh... thanking me for what?" Waluigi asked, his hands on his hips as he tilted his head to the right.
"Thanks for saving me and helping out my stomach problems, Waluigi!" Toadette exclaimed as she pumped her fists, throwing out several jabs, "Now let's go kick some big robot butt!"
Bowser Jr. scratched his head as Waluigi and Petey shrugged, the four getting into fighting positions as the giant hammer wielding Egg Hammer motioned his right hand. Suddenly, hundred of egg pawns, of both the normal ones and hovering Egg Flapper kind, surrounded the peak of the hill, clamoring on for a spectacular match.
Toadette lunged towards, but she was smashed into a flattened mushroom by the giant metal hammer. Bowser Jr. facepalmed as Waluigi started firing tennis balls at the Egg Hammer, but the Egg Hammer used his giant hammer to smack the balls away easily. Petey then held the metal hammer, holding it strongly as he slowly but surely pushed the hammer back. Waluigi and Bowser Jr. dropped their jaws in awe as they snapped out of it and attacked, with Waluigi whirl kicking the Egg Hammer in the stomach as Bowser Jr. knocked into the legs inside his green spiky shell. Eventually, the Egg Hammer was topped, falling backwards as he exploded into several pieces of metal, the hammer also exploding. Toadette popped back into her normal form, and she celebrated as she, Waluigi, Bowser Jr., and Petey all gave each other a high five. The four then watched as the renaming Egg Pawns and Egg Flappers started fleeing. The four characters looked at each other and deviously grinned as they chased the egg pawns and egg flappers towards the northern direction.
And thus ended Waluigi and Bowser Jr.'s grand adventure in Seaside Hill, with some help from Toadette and Petey Piranha.
Dry Bowser was sipping some tea on the sandy shore as he watched the Egg Pawns and Egg Flappers go right past him, with Waluigi, Bowser Jr., Toadette, and Petey Piranha skirting past him. The skeletal reptile simply shrugged as he kept having tea.
"I'm just here to enjoy the waves." Dry Bowser remarked as he kept on watching the waves splash onto the beach, noticing that the sun was beginning to set.