Chief Chilly, Mummipokey, Cheepskipper, Lakithunder, Lemmy Koopa, Old King Coal, Gruntilda Winkybunion, Waluigi, Lilligant, Whimsicott, Aria Meloetta, Keldeo, Clawgrip, Relicanth, Brewster, Petey Piranha, Morshu, Chrom, and Animal Crossing's Isabelle were all gathered together at Morshu's Ice Cream Stand and Chrom's Fish Sticks Business, with the Zelda CD-I character and one of the many Fire Emblem lords having recently opened shop in Seaside Hill.
"Everyone, I have gathered you all specifically to this spot because I got a lot of news for you big guys," Chief Chilly explained thoroughly to the famed likes of Mummipokey, Cheepskipper, Lakithunder, Lemmy Koopa, Old King Coal, Gruntilda Winkybunion, Waluigi, Lilligant, Whimsicott, Aria Meloetta, Keldeo, Clawgrip, Relicanth, Brewster, Petey Piranha, Morshu, and Chrom. "We got two new shops here in Seaside Hill. Morshu's Ice Cream Stand and Chrom's... uh..."
"Fish Sticks. Just stick it with the fish, yo." Chrom replied as he was feasting on some fish sticks.
"Oh brother." Waluigi responded with a snarl, with Petey Piranha and Mummipokey laughing as Cheepskipper sighed.
"Not the name I would pick." Lemmy spoke up as Clawgrip pinched his claws in agreement, with Brewster just silently nodding his head.
"...You really should have a proper, MMMM, name." Morshu remarked as he gave everyone some vanilla ice cream. "Otherwise how are we to know what kind of place you own?"
"Yes. We don't want to know what you could be doing with... fish sticks." Old King Coal pointed out.
"Yeah, and on that note, why did you go with ice cream?" Meloetta remarked as she faced Morshu. "I already sell ice cream! What makes you think you're better than me?"
"Well for one, he's on the other side of Seaside Hill. The southern side." Keldeo pointed out. "While he's on the northern side."
"Precisely as pony boy explained." Morshu remarked as he gave a thumbs up to Keldeo, turning to Meloetta. "So you should MMMM shut your face, you Miku ripoff."
Meloetta gasped as Chief Chilly made the entire area cooler, much to everyone's mild annoyance.
"Settle down! We're welcoming these two, not trying to drive them away!" Chief Chilly snapped as he shook himself.
"I want to drive myself away," Gruntilda muttered to herself. "My place is barely getting any business."
"Speak for yourself." Lakithunder remarked as he twirled around, making everyone groan with another electric pun. "My place is just sparking with newfound interest thanks to Morshu and Chrom moving in!"
Dry Bowser just sighed and went to go hang out with Godzilla or some shit.
"Question, why is she here?" Cheepskipper remarked as he was bouncing into indicate pointing, aiming at Isabelle.
"I'm here because I'm here on behalf of the mayor of Edisaes... who left the mayor duties to me for fanfiction!" Isabelle cutely remarked as she twirled around. "And I'm here to approve of Morshu and Chrom having business in Edisaes should they choose to come here!"
"Precisely." Chief Chilly remarked as he looked at everyone. "Anymore questions? No? Good, then let the businesses continue to thrive on!"
"This sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun!" Lilligant exclaimed while clapping her hands, with Whimsicott giggling in agreement.