The Skywalker Family Chat

by Christine82

My Ex-Boyfriend and me were discussing Star Wars and somehow it ended with us talking about Group Chats of the different Star Wars Characters. So this is the Skywalker Family Chat :-). Enjoy! And don't be too harch, English is not my first language and this is the first story I ever wrote in this language.

2. Chapter 2

Disclaimer: The Star Wars Universe does not belong to me, I am not making any money with this.

How to kill your familys nerves

Darth Vader: How to kill your Sith Master

Luke: WTF?

Darth Vader: Ways to kill an allmighty Emperor

Leia: What the hell is going on here?

Darth Vader: How to become the ruler of the Galaxy

Luke: Leia: He mixed it up again rolls eyes

Darth Vader: What...? How can you answer to what I am writing? I am surfing incognito, so nobody knows what I am looking for!

Luke: Dad, you are not using a search engine – you are using our Family Chat

Leia: The Chat nobody of us wants to be part off...

Darth Vader: Does that mean you read what I am writing?

Luke: YES!

Leia: YES!

Han: It is Popcorn Time!

Leia: Han You are not helping here...

Han: Leia Oh come on! It is always fun when you try to explain the difference between a Chatroom and a search engine to the old Villain. This is what? The fifth time now? You should never let a bunch of spare parts use the Internet in the first place.

Darth Vader: How to kill your son-in-law without your daughter realizing

Leia: DAD!

Darth Vader: Oh Fuck!