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The one with Han Solo and Darth Vader
Darth Vader: Luke?
Darth Vader: Leia?
Darth Vader: LUKE!
Darth Vader: LEIA!
Darth Vader: Is anybody there?
Han: NO!
Darth Vader: Where are Luke and Leia? Why aren't they answering? And why are you still member of this chat?
Han: They are busy. And so am I. And now go away and play with somebody else.
Darth Vader: I want to speak with my kids.
Han: They are busy.
Darth Vader: What are they busy with? What can be more important than their father?
Han: They are... Oh wait! One moment! Nice trick!
Darth Vader: What?
Han: You were trying to find out what the Resistance is planning by asking me what Leia and Luke are doing. But I won't tell you! I am not that dumb!
Darth Vader: You are that dumb. And I have no idea what my daughter sees in you. But I just want to talk to my children.
Han: Why?
Han: And I am not dumb. gggg
Darth Vader: I just want to talk with them.
Han: You are Darth Vader. You don't do „just talking".
Darth Vader: Can't I just talk with my kids?
Han: NO! They are busy! And I am too! Over and out!
Darth Vader: What can you possibly be busy with? Cleaning up that garbage can that you call ship?
Han: My ship doesn't need to be cleaned up, old man!
Darth Vader: If you keep telling yourself that, you might believe it one day.
Han: And that from you...
Darth Vader: What do you mean?
Han: Oh nothing! And I have to go now, too.
Darth Vader: Where are you going? And at what time are the kids back?
Han: I will pick up some... Oh no! You... Why don't you just shut up and go and conquer some helpless planet for heavens sake?
Han: Are you still there?
Han: Hello?
Han: Darth Vader?
Han: Oh oh... I better delete this chat before Leia sees it...
The end