Darth Vader: The Force will be strong in this one. I can allready feel it. My congratulations, Leia. Well done.
Han Solo: WTF?
Leia: Dad? What is going on here?
Darth Vader: The Force sent me a vision of the future. I can allready feel it becoming reality.
Han Solo: Leia, what the hell is your old man talking about?
Leia: I have no idea. We should ask Luke.
Luke: Yeah, of course. Let us ask Luke, let us ask my funny brother, the one without a life on it's own. He knows how lonely man feel and can explain for sure what is going on in our crazy dads mind.
Leia: Oh, Luke, please! Just because that Twi'lek Girl broke up with you the other day! It ain't the end of the world!
Luke: Says the one who is happily married ever after.
Han Solo: That calls for a boys night out.
Leia: Han!
Darth Vader: You dare to leave my daughter alone and go for drinks and whores while she is pregnant?! Oh just wait, till I get close enough to you!
Luke: Pregnant?
Han Solo: Oh, please! At least I am not leaving her for ending the Republic, killing the Jedi and kissing the feed of a fucked up Sith-Lord.
Luke: Pregnant?
Han Solo: One moment! How does he even know? Leia? I thought we agreed, that the old man is not supposed to know!
Leia: I didn't tell him anything about the Baby!
Luke: You are pregnant Leia?
Darth Vader: I saw my grandson in a vision. The Force will be strong in him.
Han Solo: Okay, you are not going to babysit him ever.
Luke: HELLO?
Leia: Yes, Luke, I am pregnant. We were just waiting for the right moment to tell you.
Luke: And when would that be? When the kid is able to handle a lightsaber?
Leia: Don't be ridicoulous! But you where so fussed up because of your break-up that it just didn't seem right.
Darth Vader: Ahhhh... I can feel you being scared and angry, my son! That is the first step towards the Dark Side of the Force.
Han Solo: Okay, that is it! I kick you out of this Family Chat room!