Dislaimer: Star Wars doesn't belong to me.
For everybody who doesn't know the fantastic Star Wars Video made by the Police of Bern here is the link to it: watch?v=2BmhHyyzh9o
New Years Resolutions
Leai: Hey everybody! How are your New Years Resolutions going?
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Leia: Guys, I know you have been reading this...
Han Solo: Oh sweetie... It is only the 5th. You cannot really expect me to start working on that allready! I have the whole Year for that!
Luke: I have allready fulfilled half of my Resolutions :-).
Han Solo: Really? And what would that be? Meditating since Christmas?
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Han Solo: Oh my...
Leia: Dad? What about you?
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Leia: Dad? Daaaad?
Darth Vader: Yes, Princess. Everything is fine, Princess. Great in fact.
Leia: Dad?! What is going on?
Darth Vader: Nothing.
Leia: DAD!
Darth Vader: Well... ahm... eh... It might be possible that I broke my New Years Resolution.
Han Solo: Do I wanne know?
Leia: Han, shut up. Dad, what New Years Resolution are you referring to? The one with the healthier food? Or the one with the "I am not going to kill any people anymore"?
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Leia: DAAAAAAD!
