Disclaimer: I own nothing, but it is fun playing around with these guys ;-). Love to everybody who has to spend x-mas and Chanukah alone because of Covid.
Darth Vader: So, at what time am I supposed at your place?
Leia: Well, Dad… there is actually something we wanted to talk with you about.
Han Solo: Yeah, tell him finally.
Darth Vader: What does this mean?
Leia: Han, you are not helping. So, Dad, well… you know… with this pandemic…
Darth Vader: Yeeeesssss?
Leia: We talked about it and… you see… in our opinion…. This is… in Hans and my opinion… we think you should stay at home.
Darth Vader: Please what?
Leia: We want to protect you! We don't necessarily know if we are carrying the Virus or not. And you know that your lungs are really not that okay anymore…
Han: Yeah, and we really are not that happy with your choice of Christmas presents for Ben either.
Leia: Han!
Darth Vader: What does that mean? What is wrong with my presents for my grandson?
Leia: Nothing!
Han: Everything!
Leia: There is nothing wrong with the presents. We just think… that… ahm…
Han: It is not okay to gift a three year old a lightsaber! That is what we want to tell you! And we want you to stop that!
Darth Vader: There is nothing wrong with a lightsaber! In the old Jedi Temple children that age…
Han: YOU destroyed the Temple! And we don't want our child to follow your way!
Darth Vader: But you are okay with Luke teaching your son? What is the difference?
Leia: We don't want to go down that road. Thank you very much! Calm down. Both of you!
Darth Vader: Only for you, princess!
Leia: Thank you, Dad! Listen: It is not only the lightsaber. You tend to… give to many gifts to Ben. I know, he is your only grandchild, but it is just a little too much. Okay?
Darth Vader: But I already got something for him. A nice little Death Star
Han: Please WHAT?!
Leia: Han! It is a toy, nothing more!
Darth Vader: Oh, it is way more than a toy. It makes noise and if you press that little button on the top it can destroy a meteorite.
*Silence*
Darth Vader: Are you still there?
Leia: It does what?
Darth Vader: It destroys a meteorite.
Han: Love, breath. Don't say anything. Just breath.
Leia: Dad, you are not gifting a full functional Death Star to my son. Do you understand me?
Darth Vader: But…
Leia: No but, Dad. Just no!
Luke: Hey guys! What have I been missing? We have to talk about Christmas.
Han: Bad timing, Luke, really bad timing.
Darth Vader: There will be no Christmas this year. Your sister and her husband don't want me to come around.
Luke: Why?
Leia: It is too dangerous. What if he catches the virus on the way or here?
Luke: Oh, I have got a solution for that. I worked on it for the last months.
Darth Vader: What is it?
Luke: A new filter for your mask. The virus cannot get through it. I mailed it to your place. It should arrive tomorrow or the day after.
Leia: Well… if that works…
Luke: It does 😉.
Han: Anyway… the Christmas presents…
Darth Vader: I will get Ben a voucher. So he can decide himself what he wants.
Leia: That sounds like a really good plan!
Han: But…
Leia: Han, that is great. Little Ben will never choose anything dangerous.
Han: Are you sure?
Leia: What are you talking about? Of course I am sure!
Han: What store do you want to get the voucher at?
*Silence*
Han: Hello? Hellooooo? What…? Hey! I want an answer! Hello?!