Note: After the multiversal split, my FMA fanfics from now on take place in a jumble of the 40s, 50s, and 60s, while still having modern and even sci fi elements to them. The year is 1999, but it is still set in an anachronistic setting. With that being said, on with the show!

The Elric Household, March 23, 1999

The Elric children were watching TV together in their beautiful home, while Trisha Jr. was hugging her Elmo doll and Rosie was bouncing on the couch, jumping up and down. Winry came to talk to the Elric kids.

"Kids, me and Edward...I mean three Edwards are going to a nice restaurant up in northern Resembool, and kids aren't allowed there, so we are going to have a babysitter to watch over you." Winry said. "Ed or Eds, can one of you call the baby-sitter?"

"I got it!" The 2003 Ed said. The 2003 Ed dialed the number and called up the babysitter.

"Hello." The 2003 Ed said. "Babysitter?"

"Thank you for calling Selene's Babysitting Services." A disguised female voice said. "Why are you calling?"

"I am looking for a babysitter to watch over my…or the kids at this house." The 2003 Ed said.

"Of course, I will be right on over." Selene put down the phone, and it turned out, Selene was really the Lightning's daughter, Leslie! Leslie applied her gold hoop earrings and her gold choker, applied makeup, and did her hair in an African tribal bun. She wore her finest blue dress with golden stiletto heels and gold arm bracelets. Leslie got in her Royal Lightning Jet and flew to the Elric household.

Once the kids were alone, Leslie knocked at the door. Aaron opened it.

"Hello kids." Leslie said. "My name is Selene."

"Wow, you look hot!" Aaron said.

"Silly little kid." Leslie uttered. "How about we play a game. I will hide and you will try to find me." Selene hid in Ed's closet while planting alchemical mines on the floor.

"Try and find me!" Leslie yelled. Trisha, Aaron and Rosie began searching for Leslie, but Leslie was nowhere to be found.

"Wait!" Trisha Jr said. "Maybe she's in Dad's room."

"But we don't go in Dad's room!" Aaron said.

"Exactly." Trisha Jr. explained. "She hid in Dad's room so we won't go there." Trisha Jr. led the kids to Ed's room and saw the landmines.

"Wait." Trisha Jr. said. "I know of this technique I have been practicing with Alphonse." Trisha used her alchemy to defuse the landmines.

"She's in there!" Aaron and Rosie opened the door and found Leslie.

"Found you!" Aaron said.

"Ok, game time is over, now it's time to eat." Leslie led the kids to the table as she prepared them with a meal.

"Today's special is a living demon crocodile with herbs." Leslie said, removing the dome from the dish, revealing a purple crocodile with a mohawk and red eyes that looked like it wanted to eat the kids.

"Here boy!" Rosie said. Rosie used her alchemy to summon a small knife.

"Fetch the stick!" Rosie said. She threw the knife at Leslie, cutting her leg. The hungry demon crocodile ran for the knife and was gnawing on Leslie, chewing up her dress and her leg. The demon crocodile tattered Leslie's dress and made her hair look like that of Selina Kyle in Batman Returns after she had completely lost it.

"You turned my own demon against me!" Leslie shouted. "Prepare for your absolute punishment!" Trisha and the others were scared. "Take out the garbage, all of it!" Trisha used her alchemy to turn the garbage into a statue of a middle finger flipping Leslie off.

"Very funny!" Leslie snapped.

"But I took out the garbage!" Leslie went to some of Rosie's stuffed toys.

"How about this!" Leslie tore Rosie's blue bear's head off. "AND THIS!" Leslie tore the legs off of Rosie's red bunny.

"AND THIS!" Leslie tore the head off of Rosie's Cat in the Hat plush. Suddenly the plush toys were reassembled by a mysterious green circle that came out of nowhere. It was Leon, seen in a red leather jacket and a white shirt and black pants under it.

"Your time is through, Leslie!" Leon said.

"Leon, my feeble brother." Leslie shrieked.

"How about some boom-boom!" Leon fired a red lightning blast from his hands DBZ style, while Leslie fired a blue finger lighting blast. Leon's red lightning beam connected with Leslie's blue finger lightning beam.

"Our powers are evenly matched!" Leon said.

"I am still stronger than you!" Leslie said.

"Wrong." Leon said. "I know about your one true weakness!"

"No, you can't!" Leslie said with fright.

"You are weak because you are fueled with fear and hatred, while I am fueled with love and respect, so love is stronger than hate!" Leon's red Lightning beam absorbed Leslie's blue beam and knocked her out. Leslie teleported back to the Lightning Wing, to be heard from at a later date.

"I am your babysitter now." Leon said. "Come on, let's watch TV together."

Leon and the kids watched "TV Puppet Pals" while the demon alligator was cuddling with Den.

"Hey Puppet Pal Clem!" Mitch said.

"Hey Puppet Pal Mitch!" Clem said. "Where do people keep their money? The First National Bonk!" Clem bonked Mitch on the head. The kids laughed.

"TV Puppet Pals is Puppet-tastic!" Leon joked.

"Leon, that's not even a word." Aaron said.

"Eat your popcorn, dear!" Leon said throwing some popcorn at Aaron.

The Edwards and Winry got back, seeing Leon with the kids.

"Who are you, what happened to Selene?" The 2003 Ed asked.

"She turned out to be my evil sister Leslie." Leon explained. "Our father is the Lightning, who rules Amestris now."

"According to my research, the Lightning pulled the strings of Father and the Homunculi." Brotherhood Ed explained.

"Much like how Lady Violet pulled the strings of Dante and the Homunculi where I come from." The 2003 Ed mentioned.

"Well, we can't wait any longer, let's get researching!" Manga Ed said. "You kids run off to bed, while me and the other Eds have some research to do."

"Okay." The kids turned off the TV and went to bed, while Leon and the Eds began their research.