Sailor Disney Princess

by SailorSedna052

A young girl wishing for something new comes to a new world and it's her job to save the world from the All Evil. She must find all the princess and Heroines in order to not only save the Disney characters but also her world too. (Warning:Swear words in some chapters)

10. Episode 10: Mulan

Well this might be late but at least you guys know I'm not abandoning this story. Let's just say that the reason why others have more chapters is because I wrote them years ago and I just had to edit and post it. This story causes me to write it all by hand…somewhat. Still I hope you enjoy. Oh and please thank Grey154 for Mulan's attack and before you ask or rant about not using Avatar names, I looked them up and I couldn't really used it since they're not really Asian at that time of the real Mulan. Oh and I added one more song just because I thought it would fit in the story. You're free to skip it if you want oh and the other stories will be on hold for a while until I finish season 2 and start season 3. That way I can keep up and not fall behind, but at the same time I don't need people going down my throats because I don't update as often as others. I have one more class of collage left, game reviews I have to do on Youtube and I rp with my old friends on Quizilla. I'm not going to pop a chapter one right after the other in one day, I need time and balance. So in short once I make 23 chapters on this story, I'll do the same with the others and then I'll try and do one chapter a story, I don't know when I'll be done so I can start the others, but I will never abandon my stories.

After John Smith made it back home, everything seemed to be peaceful in Virginia. Yeah there were still some uneasiness but technically you can't exactly blame them. One positive point is that the natives were teaching the Englishmen how to get fresh water, grow food, and hunt, on a moderate level. The natives were still cautious of the Englishmen, mostly because of what Ratcliff wanted to do. The scouts tried their best to keep the peace but they have a feeling that only time will tell. It wasn't a good outcome for Marie's world.

As the girls were fishing, the ground started to shake a bit and then Hatbox came in with 5 buggies this time. Luckily it didn't attract the attention of the natives or the settlers. That would've been ugly. Hatbox got off of the roof of the lead buggy. "Sorry if I'm late." He said.

Marie said, "Well actually, you're right on time."

Hatbox said, "First time for everything. Well Pocahontas since you're new you pick the next key." He showed her the key ring.

Pocahontas looked at it and saw one with a pink lotus blossom and it's key part was curved like a twig and the blossom was the base. "This one please. Can I at least say goodbye to my father?"

Hatbox said, "That won't be necessary. You see when you leave, you're in a protective time bubble so you won't age. While you're in another world for maybe a year, in your world you'll be gone for maybe a few minutes."

Belle said, "Worked for us. I think all together I've been away for a few years more or less and when I came home, I've been gone a few minutes."

Marie said, "It's come to the big palace is where its different. While for some it's a few days or weeks, other cases, like Ariel's, years to go by."

Pocahontas said, "Well when you put it that way, alright I'm ready."

Hatbox said, "Perfect. Now everyone inside a buggy, Pocahontas in front with Marie." Everyone sat down as the bar went down. "No hold on cause we're going to China!" He out the key in the hole, turned it and off they went.

Intro:

As they went through space the girls were sacred as usual but this time, they were prepared for the twist and turns. As for Pocahontas, she was actually enjoying it since it reminded her of the river rides, though she wasn't expecting the upside down loops and such. Of course she was lucky she was in the front. The 2 in the back wasn't so lucky Would be worst when the rest show up. Hopefully by then, the girls will get used to the ride.

Soon enough they arrived in Chine near the woods. The girls got off. Marie asked, "Is anyone notified with our arrival?"

Hatbox said, "The grandmother of the Fa family since she's more spiritual. But your allies or future teachers if you will, will be the Fa family' ancestors. As for clothes, the lockets jewels will handle it." He got up on the head buggy and flew off.

The girls looked around and didn't know what to do. Ariel said, "For once I wish he would've given us a map."

Then everyone's jewel glowed and their clothes changed into Chinese kimonos. Each different from the last. For Marie, her kimono was yellow, sleeve to bottom with a white caller popping out, with a green wrap on her dress, a dark pink corset tied in with a blue sash while her locket became the belt buckle.

For Ariel, her top was purple with a darker purple trim along with a purple sash, and 3 different shades of green for the dress, the wrap, the corset, and her locket as a belt buckle.

For Belle, hers were less predictable colors. Her kimono top was light blue, her dress was pink with a purple wrap, her corset was dark pink and her sash was yellow with her locket on it.

For Snow White, her kimono was a reflection of her presses dress. The top was red with an orange trim as well as a white caller popping out like Marie's, the dress was yellow with a blue wrap, her corset was purple and her sash was green with her locket on it.

For Jasmine, her kimono was similar to Ariel's but different colors. Her top was purple with a blue trim, a light blue dress with a pink wrap, a dark blue corset with a red sash where her locket is.

For Aurora, it's the same as Snow White's but different colors as well. Her top was pink with the same color trim, her skirt was light blue with a pink wrap, her corset and sash were the same shade of blue, and has a light blue color popping out.

For Cinderella, it was again the same as Belle's but the only colors were blue and white. The parts that were blue were her top, sash, and wrap. That parts in white were the trim on the top, her corset, and the dress.

Lastly for Pocahontas, it was completely different from all the others. The only difference that she has that the other girls, but Marie has was the trim. Her top, dress, wrap, corset, and sash were in different shades of yellow.

Though it was the first time for the girls to wear kimonos, though a dream come true for Marie, they got comfortable easily as though they wear them before. Marie said, "These are beautiful."

Belle said, "I'll say, though I'm sure if yellow's your color. Thought I would get that color."

Marie said, "That would be predictable if you think about it. What about you Pochaontas?"

Pocahontas said, "It's beautiful. But why the same color?"

Marie said, "I think it did that to not make you upset. Trust me, in the future you're going to get an ugly dress."

Cinderella said, "I just noticed, that our colors represent the colors we've warn in our worlds.

Aurora said, "She's right. Mine represent the color fight from Flora and Merryweather."

Jasmine said, "Mine is the blending color of my formal purple clothes with my royal."

Snow White said, "Mine is basically a Chinese version of my royal clothes, thought I love the orange."

Ariel said, "And mine's obvious that it has the colors of my purple sea shells and my green fin. Thank goodness it's isn't pink. Aurora looked better in it anyway."

The girls laughed. Then they got out of the woods and sure enough there was Grandma Fa. She saw them. "Aww princesses. I'm so glad you made it." She shook all of their hands. "My family has been expecting you and we have rooms set up for all of you." She lead the girls to the house.

Pocahontas asked, "You're family doesn't mind about us being here?"

Grandma said, "Nope. In fact, they're happy. Mulan, my granddaughter has been lonely here and there so it's perfect that you're all here. Even the villagers doesn't mind which surprises me."

Marie said, "Well that's something in our favor. China is very big when it comes to honor just as much as Japan."

Belle said, "Though I'm glad there's no language barrier."

Grandma said, "Oh it's easy to learn Chinese. You just need to know hello, goodbye, yes, no, and thank you. In order you say Nǐ hǎo, zàijiàn, shì de, bù, and xièxiè."

Ariel asked, "What about mother or father or Mr. and Mrs.?"

"You say Māmā bàba and xiānshēng hé fūrén. And to address them formally you say their last name first then their first." Replied grandma. The girls nodded. "It'll take some time but after a while here you'll get the hang of it."

Soon enough they arrived at the house. There to great them were Fa Zhou, Fa Li, and Fa Mulan. The man of the house said, "Huānyíng. Welcome to our home."

The girls bowed respectably. "We thank you." They said together.

Fa Li said, "Please come inside so we can show you around."

Everyone went inside and Li showed the girls the compound of the house. The stables, the fields, and the family temple. The Mulan said, "Come with me and I'll show you to your rooms." The girls followed her until they arrived at the rooms. "Here we are. We prepared them for you."

Marie said, "We thank you, but you don't need to give us special treatments though."

Mulan said, "It's alright. We don't mind helping out at all. But I need to ask, what's it like to travel and be a scout?"

Ariel said, "Well the traveling part is a wild ride you might not like."

Belle said, "But going from world to world is a wonderful experience."

Snow White said, "As for scouts, it really has help our self-esteem."

Jasmine said, "It reminds us of who we are and to always think outside of the box."

Aurora said, "To take risks if needed."

Cinderella said, "And to do what's right for our friends and family."

Mulan was shocked. "Wow. How can you handle holding that much honor?"

Marie said, "We think if it as trials and tribulations. When we travel to worlds and we try to fight in that world we normally fail. And at that moment the scout from that world will awaken her true potential and basically blossom into a young woman."

Ariel said, "Almost like transforming from princess to queen, and heroine to princess. Does that make sense?"

Mulan said, "Yeah it does. I wonder who the scout from this world is."

Belle said, "We kind of have a feeling but it's best if we don't spoil it."

Snow White said, "We did once before and it nearly blew up in our faces."

Mulan asked, "What happened?"

Jasmine said, "When we traveled to Aurora's world, we tried to prevent the curse from hurting her."

Aurora said, "So one of them volunteered to take my place."

Cinderella said, "From what I've been told that it worked but it was really risky since the villain in that world have spies everywhere."

Mulan asked, "So no risk?"

Marie said, "Think if it this way, in a sport game that involves a ball, you can either catch it, hit it, catch it and throw it back, or dodge it. You just have to choose what to do."

Mulan nodded. "I get it. Maybe that can help me with my Matchmaker meeting next week."

Pocahontas asked, "Matchmaker?"

Mulan said, "All the girls in the village, that reach a certain age, goes to the matchmaker to help select a husband. It's also a to uphold the family honor as well. Though I'm working very hard, I'm more likely doing this for my father."

Cinderella said, "Well maybe we can help you in preparation."

Mulan said, "I don't know. There's always 1 lady for baths, 2 for hair, 2 for dresses, and 1 for make-up."

Aurora said, "Well we can go to help with that including helping your mom and grandma."

Mulan said, "Well Grandma does need one for collecting good luck stuff, and I suppose mom might need someone to calm her nerves."

Pocahontas said, "Well I'm good with finding good luck charms so I can help your grandma."

Jasmine said, "I'm good with make up. I read at my house's library on how Chinese make up are prepared."

Cinderella said, "I'm good with accessories."

Aurora said, "And I'm good with clothes so me and Cinderella can help you with that."

Belle said, "I'm good with hair since I read about hair styles in a book."

Snow White said, "Same here. So we have Grandma's helper, our make-up artiest, our 2 clothes designers, and me and Belle your hair stylist."

Ariel said, "Guess that leaves me with the bath. My sisters taught me on perfect oils that can make the hair smooth and shine."

Marie said, "That leaves me as your mother's shoulder or hand holder if she's stressed. I try my best with me mother."

Mulan smiled. "This is wonderful." She hugged them. "Thank you so much. In truth, I'm scared of meeting my future in-laws and husband. I just want to be happy like my parents are."

Marie said, "Honey, whatever happens happens and just remember, if things go wrong, it has to be for a good reason."

A week went by faster then anyone can blink and so far nothing has gone wrong. The villagers didn't mind that the girls volunteered to help Mulan with her being ready for the matchmaker since there's going to be a lot of girls they need all the help they can get. That and it would be easier for a bride to have help from friends then strangers Mulan barely knows. The only down side is that the Matchmaker is a bitch. Why Marie's mom thinks she funny is a 'who knows' but boy did the girls had to hold her back from slapping her. Other then that there hasn't been any problems.

Elsewhere one night, on the Great wall, a soldier was walking on the path when suddenly a bird of prey hits the back of his head. The hawk lets out a call somewhere in the distance while it flies. The soldier walks over to the edge of the wall and looked down. As he did he saw hook flying up followed by more. He left his post yelling, "We're under attack! Light the signal!" He runs to the tower but the door opened to reveal a couple of Huns. The solder manage to climbs up the ladder. He when arrived and got the torch he saw the Hun leader. He throws it into the fire and son other signals went up along the great wall. "Now all of China knows you're here."

Shan Yu picked up the flag and toasted it in the signal fire. "Perfect."

At the palace the General and 2 of his men went to the throne room where the Emperor was. They kneeled before him. "You're Majesty, the Huns have crossed our Northern Border."

Chi Fu, the adviser, yelled, "Impossible! No one can get through the Great Wall!" But he was silenced but the Emeror.

Genderal said, "Shan Yu is leading them." That made the Emperor glared. "We'll set up defenses around your palace immediately."

"No." The Emperor stood up. "Send your troops to protect my people! Chi Fu!"

He bowed to him. "Yes, your Highness."

The Emperor walked down the steps to the general. "Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call up reserves, and as many new recruits as possible."

The General said, "Forgive me, your Majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him."

The Emperor replied, "I won't take any chances, General. A single grain of rice can tip the scale; one man may be the difference between victory and defeat." The General bowed and left with his men. The Emperor went to the to a back room where there were large paintings of different gods, goddesses, and deities. One he was looking at was Nezha. He, like Genie, was one of the past fighters from the All Evil. Sadly he was told after the battle, to never go back to earth. It was partial punishment for being friends with the Monkey King.

Chi Fu asked, "You're Highness?"

He replied, "I prey that one of the recruits can end the Huns before all goes into chaos."

That morning, Mulan was still in her pjs studding or making a cheat sheet on her arm for the matchmaker she's suppose to meet. "Quiet and demure ... graceful, polite, delicate, refined, poised, punctual!" Then she heard the rooster crows, which means she's late for her meeting. "Aaiee!" She got up out of bed running around to find her dog and at the same time blows on the ink so they can dry. "Little Brother! Little Brother!" Finally she found him in the kitchen and he was starting to wake up. "Who's the smartest doggy in the world? C'mon, smart boy! Can you help me with my chores today?" The dog parks happily as Mulan ties a sack of chicken feed to his back, complete with a pole and a bone attached. Little Brother immediately chases the bone, running promptly into a wall and then out the door, scattering grain everywhere.

Elsewhere her father, Fa Zhou was praying in the family temple. "Honorable Ancestors ... please help Mulan impress the Matchmaker today." Then he saw the dog going in and out following by a herd of chicken. "Please, PLEASE help her."

Mulan was soon dressed and was carrying a trey of tea. She saw that Little Brother was having trouble getting the bone from the stick so she gave it to him. "Father, I brought you some ... Whoop!" She accidently hit her father and he catches the tea pot on his cane while the cups hit the ground and shatter.

"Mulan."

Mulan pulled out a spare cup. "I brought a spare!"

"Mulan."

"Remember, the doctor said 3 cups of tea in the morning…"

"Mulan."

"And 3 at night." She poured some and gave it to him.

He said to her. "Mulan. You should already be in town. We're counting on you to…"

But Mulan already knows what he was going to say. "Uphold the family honor. Don't worry, Father. I won't let you down." She moved her sleeve down to make sure the writing isn't show. "Wish me luck!" Then she ran out of there.

Fa Zhou yelled. "Hurry!" Then he and Little Brother looked at each other. "I'm going to…pray some more."

At the town, Fa Li was pacing back and forth and Marie was trying to calm her down. "It'll be alright. You know she sleeps in my accident." She said.

"Of all the days to be late! I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck." She said. Marie was rubbing her shoulders.

Then Grandma and Pocahontas went to the 2. "How lucky can they be? They're dead. Besides, I've got all the luck we'll need." She said.

Pocahontas said, "She needed a lucky cricket so I went and found one. Though I don't know why she wanted a blue one really.

Grandma rolled her eyes and holds up a wicker cage with one inside. "This is your chance to prove yourself." She clothes her eyes and steps off into the roads.

The 3 saw what she was doing. "Grandma! No!" the 3 yelled.

But somehow Granny Fa walks across the street; vehicles crash, but she emerges unharmed. "Yup! This cricket's a lucky one! Thanks Pocahontas!" The cricket fainted in the cage.

The sighs and as Pocahontas went to Grandma Fa, Mulan came in but in a mess. "I'm here!" Saw that her mother and Marie were giving her a stern look. "What? But, Mama, Marie, I had to—"

Her mother silenced her. "None of your excuses. Now, let's get you cleaned up." She pushed her to the bathhouse as Grandma and Pocahontas took the horse.

Inside Ariel saw her and saw she didn't keep up. "This is what you give me to work with? Well, honey, I've seen worse." She pushed her into a room divider wall, stripped her of her clothes and pushed her into the water. "We're going to turn this sow's ear into a silk purse."

Mulan got up for air and was hugging her arms shivering. "It's freezing!"

Her mother said, "It would've been warm, if you were here on time young lady."

Ariel then dumped some soup water in Mulan's head and started to wash her hair. "We'll have you, washed and dried primped and polished till you glow with pride." Then she dumped some oil on her hair. "Just my recipe for instant bride you'll bring honor to us all."

Marie took an arm to wash it and saw the writing on it. "You've got to be kidding me. Really?"

Mulan took her arm back. "It's notes ... in case I forget something."

Then Pocahontas came in. "Hold this." She handed Marie the cricket. "We're going to need more luck then we thought."

Then Mulan was in the salon where Belle and Snow White were doing her hair. Belle started. "Wait and see, when we're through."

"Boys will gladly go to war for you."

Belle was done setting it up. "With good fortune."

Snow White showed her the mirror. "And a great hairdo."

"You'll bring honor to us all."

Then Mulan, her mother, and Marie left the salon and made their way to the dress shop. As they went 2 old men were playing a game and Mulan solved it with ease. "A girl can bring her family great honor in one way by striking a good match and this might be the day."

Then at the dress shop Cinderella, Fa Li, and Aurora were helping Mulan get dressed. Cinderella sang, "Men want girls with good taste."

Aurora said, "Calm."

Fa Li said, "Obedient.

Aurora said, "Who work fast-paced."

Marie said, "With good breeding."

Cinderella said, "And a tiny waist." One tug of the sash to the point Mulan could breath.

"You'll bring honor to us all."

Then the 3 made their way to the make up artiest. As they went Mulan saw some boys were being bullies by taking a young girls doll and she took it back and gave it back to the little girl. "We all must serve our Emperor, who guards us from the Huns. A man by bearing arms, a girl by bearing sons."

Inside the shop, Jasmine was doing her make up. "When we're through, You can't fail like a lotus blossom, soft and pale how could any fellow say, "No sale"? You'll bring honor to us all!" Mulan saw Jasmine wonderful work but added one stand of hair on her fore-head to make it more her.

Then her mother gave her a lotus come and put it in her hair. "There, you're ready."

Then Pocahontas came in with some trinkets. "Not yet!" She gave her an apple to eat. "An apple for serenity." Then she put a pendant inside her corset. "A pendant for balance." Then she got a necklace and put it around her neck. "Beads of jade for beauty. You must proudly show it."

Then her grandmother came in. "Now, add a cricket, just for luck." She stuffed it under her corset above her butt. "And even you can't blow it!"

After Mulan got what she needed, she walked out of the shop. "Ancestors, hear my plea, help me not to make a fool of me." She looked back at the girls, her mother and her grandmother. "And to not uproot my family tree keep my father standing tall." Then once she got her umbrella from her mother, she ran to the line of the girls. "Scarier than the Undertaker, We are meeting our match maker!"

Then everyone in the village started to sing as the brides made their way to the matchmaker's hut. "Destiny, guard our girls and our future as it fast unfurls. Please look kindly on these cultured pearls. Each a perfect porcelain doll."

"Please bring honor to us"

"Please bring honor to us"

"Please bring honor to us"

"Please bring honor to us"

"Please bring honor to us all!"

The girls lined up and hid their faces and kneeled before the matchmaker's hut. Then a bust woman, who looks like a man, slammed the door opened. "Fa Mulan?"

Mulan got up. "Present!"

Matchmaker wrote something on her clipboard. "Speaking without permission…"

Mulan face-palmed. "Oops…"

Grandma whispered. "Who spit in her bean curd?"

Marie said, "More like pissed in it." Ariel hits her head. "What?"

Then the Matchmaker and Mulan were inside. Inside the Matchmaker was inspecting Mulan's physical form. Too skinny ... not good for bearing sons."

Mulan saw the cricket got up and tried to put it back frantically. And just before the Matchmaker caught her, she put it in her mouth. "Recite the Final Admonition." Mulan nodded, got her fan out and spit out the bug. "Well?"

Mulan moved down her sleeve to read her notes that were somewhat washed away. "Fulfill your duties, calmly and ... respectively. Um, reflect before you ... snack. Act! This shall bring you honor and glory." As she fans herself, the matchmaker grabs the fan and searches it for cheat notes. Finding none, she grabs Mulan by the arm, where the notes were, and pulls her toward a table. The writing comes off in her hand.

"This way." Once there she handed Mulan the tea-pot. "Now, pour the tea. To please your future in-laws, you must demonstrate a sense of dignity." She rubs her hand over her mouth, and the ink rubs off with a squeak giving her a mustache and a beard.

Mulan, stares at the Matchmaker, pours the tea but misses the cup, then regains her composure and quickly fills the teacup. Mulan notices Crickee relaxing happily in the tea. The Matchmaker takes the teacup. "Um pardon me…"

"And silent!" Mulan shuts up. The matchmaker sniffs the tea.

Mulan got up to get the cup back. "Could I just take that back? One moment ..."

The Matchmaker fights for the teacup, and they both fall back, the tea spilling all over the Matchmaker. Crickee hops down her dress. "Why, you clumsy! ... Oh! Ah! Woo!" She trips over the fire-pot, spilling the coals and then sitting on them, the bottom of her dress smoking. Mulan desperately fans the burned spot, and it bursts into flames. The matchmaker then runs around screaming.

Meanwhile outside, everyone was hearing the commotion. Grandma said, "I think it's going well don't you?" Keep in mind she wasn't joking.

Then the Matchmaker came out with a hot butt. "Put it out! Put it out! PUT IT OUT!" Mulan throws tea over her, putting out the fire. Embarrassed, she hands the teapot to the Matchmaker and quickly walks toward Fa Li, the girls, and Granny Fa. The Matchmaker had enough and threw the pot on the grown smashing it. "You are a DISGRACE! You may look like a bride, but you will NEVER bring your family honor!" Then she ran inside her house.

The girls went to Mulan to comfort her. Marie went to the other brides. "Now if a VERY small mistake can her very mad, are you willing to risk it with her if you accidently pass gas?" The other brides looked at each other and agreed. Then Marie started like to act like Roseanna Barr. "You know I heard that she makes matches just to make an easy buck and doesn't care about relationships since she isn't getting any." She made small smirked as the brides agreed more and just got the hell out of there. Marie giggled as she walked back to the others. "God I love my Italian and Mexican side." She muttered.

Back at the farm, her father greets Mulan with a warm smile, but, humiliated, she turns away and takes Khan to the stable. She looked down on her reflection in the feeding pool. "Look at me ... I will never pass for a perfect bride or a perfect daughter. Can it be? I'm not meant to play this part?" She released the cricket and made her way to the temple. "Now I see that if I were truly to be myself. I would break my family's heart. Who is that girl I see staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know?" Once inside she kneeled down and whipped away her make up with her sleeve and undid her hair. "Somehow I cannot hide who I am, though I've tried. When will my reflection show who I am inside? When will my reflection show who I am, inside?"

Mulan then went to a bench under a blossom tree and sat there. Fa Zhou saw her. Pocahontas went him. "She needs you now you know."

He sighs and smiled at her. "Have you had trouble like this before?" he asked.

Pocahontas said, "Different situation but similar. I had to show him that I had to choose my own path and he respected that." Then the rest of the girls went to her. "All of are trying to please our parents or loved one. She needs to know that no matter what, she's more important then honor."

Fa Zhou smiled and nodded. He went to Mulan. When Mulan heard him, she saw him and then turned away. He just sat down next to her. "My, my, what beautiful blossoms we have this year." Then he showed her one that hasn't bloomed yet. "But look, this one's late. I bet when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all." He took the flower come and put it in her hair. Mulan smiled at him feeling better.

As the 2 looked at each other, they heard drums. Zhou had a stern face when he heard it. "What is it?" Then their attention went to outside.

Imperial solders and Chi Fu came riding over a hill. Once he arrived, everyone gathered around. The girls wanted to see, but Fa Li stopped them. "Girls stayed inside."

Once she left, grandma pointed the girls to clime the roof. They did and saw what was going one. "Citizens! I bring a proclamation from the Imperial City! The Huns have invaded China! By order of the Emperor, one man from every family must serve in the Imperial Army." Said Chi Fu. He got out a scroll of names. "The Chow Family!" The man of the house took the scroll. "The Yee Family!"

And old man was about to take it but his son stopped him. "I'll serve the Emperor in my father's place."

Chi Fu shouted, "The Fa Family!"

The girls gasped. "No."

Everyone that gathered around saw Zhou walked up to the horse. Before he was injured, he fought before for the Emperor in another battle and got hurt. It's the reason why he was a cane and why he drinks tea in the morning and night. He stood in front of the shoulder that was passing out the scrolls. "I'm ready to serve the Emperor."

Just before he touched the scroll, Mulan ran out there. "Father, you can't go!" She stood in front of him.

Her father was shocked. "Mulan!"

Mulan pleaded. "Please, sir, my father has already fought for—"

But Chi Fu interrupted her. "Silence! You will do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence." He got the scroll.

Fa Zhou said, "Mulan. You dishonor me."

Mulan frowned as he grandmother pulled her out of the way. Chi Fu handed Fa Zhou the scroll. "Report tomorrow at the Moo-Shung Camp."

Fa Zhou accepted the scroll. "Yes, sir." He walked back into his house as everyone outside watched him. In truth most of the villagers didn't want him to joined either. Not in his current state.

That night, Fa Zhou yanks open his closet, revealing a suit of Chinese armor, and unsheathes a sword. Mulan watches him from outside. He practices techniques, but his leg gives out and he falls against a pillar, panting. He holds his leg and pulls out the scroll. Mulan couldn't watch any more and left. The girls watched her from afar. At dinner, Mulan pours the tea and saw everyone eating in silence. Finally she had enough and sets her cup down with a bang. "You shouldn't have to go!"

Fa Li jumped. "Mulan!"

"There are plenty of young to fight for China!" she yelled."

Fa Zhou simple said, "It is an honor to protect my country and my family."

Mulan wasn't having it. "So you'll die for honor."

Fa Zhou said, "I will die doing what's right."

"But if you—" She was intrupted.

Her father slammed the table. "I know my place. It is time you learned yours."

Mulan stares at her father for a moment, then runs outside crying. Mulan is sitting in a statue of a dragon, crying. It is raining. Through the window of her house, she can see her mother and father talking. Fa Zhou picks up the candle and blows it out. Mulan thinks for a minute, then makes her decision. Mulan walks into the Family Temple and lights a stick, placing it in a hanging statue of a small dragon. She runs into her parent's room, taking the scroll and leaving her hair comb. After she cuts her hair with her father's hair and wrapped it up in a traditional male way she turned to see the girls blocking the closet door. Mulan said, "Please let me go."

They smiled. "At least let us help you suit up and we won't stop you." Said Ariel.

Mulan smiled and the girls took the armor and helped Mulan suit up. After that she went out to the stable, she mounts Khan and sets off for the army.

The eyes of a statue in the temple flash, and Granny Fa wakes up. She got out of bed and got a lamp and ran to her son's and daughter-in-law's room. "Mulan is gone!"

The 2 woke up. "What?" He looked at the table and saw the come. He picks it up. "It can't be…" He ran to the closet where the armor was and saw it wasn't there. Then he ran outside. "Mulan!" Then he trips to the wet floor. He looked up and saw the doors wide opened. "No.."

Fa Li went to him to help him up. "You must go after her. She could be killed."

Her husband stopped her. "If I reveal her, she will be." He saw his wife was about to cry and he hugged her.

Grandma saw everything from inside the house. Then she turned to the girls who were next to her. "Ancestors, hear our prayer. Watch over Mulan."

The girls quickly made their way to the temple. Once inside they saw the Great Ancestor come alive. He saw the girls. "You knew this was going to happened were you."

The girls were somewhat afraid since they never really saw spirits before. Marie stood forward. "Would have you done the same?" she asked him.

He turned to the small hanging dragon statue. "Mushu awaken."

The small hanging statue started to shake and it landed on the ground. Then the red dragon woke up. "I live! So, tell me, what mortal needs my protection, Great Ancestor. You just say the word, and I'm there."

Great Ancestor said, "Mushu…"

But he didn't listen. "And lemme say something, anyone who's foolish enough to threaten OUR family, vengeance will be MINE! Grr ... arrgh ..." The girls just shook their heads.

Great Ancestor yelled louder. "Mushu!" Mushu stopped and listened as Great Ancestor pointed to the small statues on the roof. "These are the family guardians. They ..."

Mushu rolled his eyes. "Protect the family."

Then Great Ancestor pointed to a bare plank. "And you, O Demoted One…"

Mushu grew embarrassed. "I ring the gong."

Great Ancestor said, "That's right. Now, wake up the Ancestors ..."

Mushu sighs and got his gong. "One family reunion coming right up." Then he turned to the girls. "Get ready for a family brawl." Then he started to bang on his gong repeatedly to wake everyone up. "Okay, people, people, look alive! Let's go, c'mon, get up! Let's move it! Rise and shine! Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing trust me.."

The girls were then in awe as they saw everyone that has departed in the Fa family arise as ghost or spirits. One said, "I knew it, I knew it. That Mulan was a troublemaker from the start."

Her husband said, "Don't look at me, she gets it from your side of the family!"

Then another said, "She's just trying to help her father!"

Then a brainy man appeared. "But if she's discovered, Fa Zu will be forever shamed. Dishonor will come to the family. Traditional values will disintegrate!"

Then an American gothic-like farmer said, "Not to mention they'll lose the farm!"

Then the first ancestor that spoke first said, "My children never caused such trouble; they all became acupuncturists!"

Then her husband said, "Well, we can't all be acupuncturists!"

Then another old lady said, "No! Your great-granddaughter had to be a CROSS-DRESSER!"

Soon everyone was arguing. While Mushu was ready the paper the girls were sitting on the floor bored. Ariel asked, "Are your family like this Marie?"

Marie asked, "Which side? The Mexican, the Italian, or the Portuguese side?"

Belle said, "Give us an example on the first 2."

Marie said, "Mexicans argue, Italians throw things. But both are famous for past mafias or cartels. Have no idea for my Portuguese side."

Then another ancestor pointed to the guardians on the roof. "Let a guardian bring her back!"

Then one-by-one They grabbed Mushu taking him to a statue. "Yes! Awaken the most cunning!"

"No! The swiftest!"

"No, send the wisest."

The Great Ancestor had enough. "SILENCE!" And that made them drop Mushu. "We will send the most powerful of all."

Mushu laughed and went to his blank. "Okay, okay, I get the drift. I'll go." That made all the ancestors laugh hard. "Well, y'all don't think I can do it! Watch this here!" Blows a tiny flame. "Ah-hah! Jump back, I'm pretty hot. But I don't have to singe nobody to prove no point."

Great Ancestor said, "You had your chance to protect the Fa Family."

Then an ancestor said, "You misguidance led Fa Dang to disaster!"

She wasn't lying. There was a ghost that was holding his decapitated head. "Yeah, thanks a lot."

Mushu brushed it off. "And your point is?"

The Great Ancestor went to him. "THE POINT IS, we will be sending a REAL dragon to retrieve Mulan."

Mushu didn't like it and grabbed his beard. "What? What? I'm a real dragon!"

Great Ancestor grabbed Mushu and threw him out. "You're are not worthy of this spot! Now awaken the Great Stone Dragon!"

Mushu then asked, "So you'll get back to me on the job thing?" Then one throw the gong at his face.

The girls sighed. Ariel asked, "Wouldn't make more sense if we go after her?"

One of the ancestors asked, "And why should we?"

Belle said, "Because she's a sailor scout like us."

One of the men said, "Even if we did, how can you handle an army?"

Snow White said, "We fought a giant sea witch, a werewolf, a harp, a giant snake, a dragon, probably bigger then the stone one, and a giant spider that spits acid. I think we can handle it."

One of the women asked, "What about without your powers?"

Jasmine said, "We can still do fine."

Great Ancestor said, "To save time and a headache we will send the girls to Mulan."

Aurora asked, "How?"

He replied, "We can use a spell that can turn you girls into men temporarily. The spell will only last until Mulan is either revealed as a woman or as a scout. Which ever comes first."

Cinderella asked, "So if we have to go to the bathroom or swim?"

He nodded. "In the words of a 21st century person, instead of a hole you get a pole."

Pocahontas groaned. "So not looking forward to go through puberty again. It was nearly hell for us."

Marie said, "Try having a monthly visit that lasted 3 months non-stop."

Another old lady said, "Don't worry. When the spell wares off, it'll look and feel like you went through and illusion spell and won't feel a thing."

The girls stood in a line and all of the ancestors used their magic to turned the girls into men. The uniforms were the same but the colors were different but the armors were the same as well as swords.

As for their training clothes it was white but the pants and lining were different colors. For Marie it was all green, Ariel's was green but the sash was pink, Belle's yellow, Snow White's was red, Jasmine's was purple, Aurora's was pink, Cinderella's was blue, and Pocahontas' was the same as Belle but maybe a darker shade of yellow.

Ariel felt her chest and her pants. "Whoa you weren't kidding."

Belle said, "And our voices, they sound deeper."

Snow White asked, "What if we have to transform early if something happens?"

Great Ancestor said, "I'm afraid you can't unless Mulan get's her jewel."

Jasmine said, "One last question. How are we going to get there?"

He replied, "We will give you spirit horses." He waved his hand and outside was 8 horses with a light blue coloring. "Each of you touch a horse and their spirit coloring will be gone and will look like real horses."

One by one the 'men' went to a horse and as soon as they touched them, the horses looked like they were never spirits. Each coloring was different then the last to match the ones that touched them but basically they're like a clone of Mulan's horse. They got on them and off they went to get to Mulan.

Meanwhile, The Hun army comes to a stop by a marsh. Two Chinese soldiers are dragged out of a tree and thrown before Shan Yu. One of the Huns said, "Imperial Scouts."

Shan Yu got off of his horse and walked to the 2 soldiers. He removed his raccoon-skin hat, which revealed the mark on his forehead and his hawk landed on his shoulder. The mark wasn't glowing but the outline was there. The shoulder got scared. "Shan Yu!" said one.

Shan Yu kneeled in front of them. "Nice work, gentlemen. You found the Hun army." He showed the 2 his army of hundreds and hundreds of men and they were laughing.

The other soldier said, "The Emperor will stop you."

Shan Yu shook it off. "Stop me! He invited me." Then he got one by the throat handing him in the air. "By building his wall, he challenged my strength. Well, I'm here to play his game." He threw the soldier back to the other one and they ran off. "Go! Tell your Emperor to send his strongest armies. I'm ready." After a short while he scratched his chin and said, "How many men does it take to deliver a message?"

A Hun archer got his bow and arrow ready. "One."

Meanwhile Mulan and her horse Khan found a nice spot in the forest and stopped there. She let her horse rest up as she moved some bamboo and saw the camp. "Well step one's done, now what?" Then she heard horses and when she turned her head and saw 8 men.

One of them got off. "Mulan don't be scared. It's us."

Mulan looked at them and widen her eyes. "Girls?" They nodded. "What the hell happened to you?"

Ariel, as a man, said, "You're ancestors sent up to get you back. So they turned us into men literally."

Mulan looked at them shocked. "You mean?"

Belle said, "Yep. 100% male."

Mulan grew mad. "Damn, I should've asked them to do that."

Snow White asked, "You do know when the spell wares off we're going to go through puberty again right?" Mulan quickly shuts up.

Jasmine said, "Besides, this is only temporary anyway. It will only last until you are revealed or when you get your jewel."

Mulan asked, "Jewel? You mean I'm a scout?"

Aurora said, "We think so."

Mulan said, "So the legends are true."

Cinderella said, "Explain please."

Mulan sat down on the floor. "Long ago there was a warrior of Lady Light. It was none other then Nezha. After he was brought back from the dead after he slit his throat preventing the dragon kings from killing his people. Well after he showed those 4 dragons a thing or 2, he was selected to be a warrior of Lady Light. He and a couple others fought All Evil until he was defeated."

Pocahontas said, "There's something I don't get about this All Evil and Lady Light thing. If warriors from the past fought him before and defeated him, how come he always comes back?"

Mulan said, "Well it's never permanent. It always lasts a few 1000 years. But his minions would always escape to corrupt the minds of humans. In some cultures he's the devil himself. The chaos will only end if he's not sealed and destroyed permanently."

Marie signs as she sat down and put her head in her hands. "This has gotten bigger then I thought."

After that conversation Mulan was now practicing to act like a man. "Okay. Okay, how about this?" Then she went into a deep voice. "Excuse me, where do I sign in? Ah, I see you have a sword. I have one, too. They're very manly, and strong." She tried to get the sword but she fumbles with the sword and dropped it on the ground. Khan rolls, with laughter, on the floor. Then he got hit in the head by her shoe. "I'm working on it." She put it on and looked at the camp. "Oh, who am I fooling? It'd take a miracle to get me into the army." She turned to the 'girls'. "Can you teach me how to be a man?"

Ariel said, "We're from different regains. Best not ask us that unless you want to get beat up. We might accidently teach you some offensive things."

Mulan realized that. "Oh yeah I forgot about that."

Then they heard something an saw a shadow of a dragon surrounded by smoke and fire. "Did I hear someone ask for a miracle! Lemme hear ya say, "Aaah!"

Mulan did that and was scared off. The girls rolled their eyes knowing who it was. Mulan hid behind a big boulder. "That's close enough!" said the dragon.

Marie sighs and shook her head. "As much as I love this part from where I'm from," She got Mushu and Krickee and brought them out into the open. "We're wasting enough time as it is."

Mushu said, "Well to make long entrance that YOU so ruined for me, I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu."

Marie said, "AKA Fa Dang's old guardian." She then dropped the 2.

"Ah, I'm pretty hot, huh?" he asked. Khan immediately steps all over him. Luckily enough Mulan pulled him back.

Then Mulan kneeled down and asked, "My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?"

Mushu pushed the hand back. "Hey, dragon, DRAGON, not lizard. I don't do that tongue-thing." Then he did it to prove a point.

Mulan didn't know what to think. "You're…um…"

Mushu climped up a bamboo trunk near her head. "Intimidating? All inspiring?"

The other 8 said together, "Small."

Mushu said, "At least I didn't have a sex change. Anyway, of course! I am travel-sized, for your convenience. If I was my REAL size, your cows here would die of fright." Nearly all 9 horses bit him. "DOWN, Bessies. My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor." As he said by making Mulan think he can see through and look at her breast. Mulan covered them and slapped Mushu to the ground. "Alright! That's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this." Krickee started to make notes. "Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis—"

Mulan kneeled down and stopped him from offending the girls. "Stop! I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before."

Mushu said, "Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. You clear on that?" He saw that he nodded. "Alright. Okey-dokey! Let's get this show on the road! Crickee, get the bags!" The cricket went to get them. "Let's move it heifers!"

At the Moo-Shung Camp, everyone where there. Mushu said, "Okay this is it!"

Snow White interrupted him. "Don't make her walk funny."

Mushu asked, "How do you know?"

Jasmine said, "We're not that stupid."

Everyone walked into the camp and Mulan was nearly disgusted on how men behave. Mushu askeded, "Beautiful isn't it?"

Mulan replied, "Disgusting."

Mushu tried to explain. "No, they're men. And you're gonna have to act just like them, so pay attention."

They turned their attention to 3 men. One of them showed a tattoo if a dragon on his chest. "Look! This tattoo will protect me from harm!"

A shot man, named Yao, punched him in the gut. Ling, the tall lean man next to him, laughed. "I hop you get your money back!"

Mulan grew scared. "I don't think I can do this."

Mushu said, "It's all attitude! Be touch, like this guy here." The girls face palmed.

Yao spits and asked, "What are you looking at?"

Mushu whispered, "Punch him. It's how men say hello."

Mulan did that and Yow was slammed into Chien Po, a big Buddha like man. "

Chien Po said, "Oh, Yao! You've made a friend!"

Then Mushu whispered, "Good. Now slap him on the behind. They like that."

Before the girls could stop them, Mulan did it anyway. Marie whispered, "They don't do that."

Yao holds his butt. "Woo hoo ... I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy."

Then Chien Po got a hold of him before he did anything. "Yao, relax and chant with me." Yao turned read. "nanuami tofu dah ..." Everyone saw it and were amazed. Maybe he was a monk before he went into the army

Yao repeated it and he went limp right away. "nonuamitofudah."

Chien Po asked, "Feel better?"

Yao muttered 'yes' and Chien Po puts him down. Then he said. "Ah, you ain't worth my time. Chicken boy."

Then Mushu shouted from Mulan's caller. "Chicken boy!? Say that to my face, you limp noodle!" Marie made a face saying 'Oh shit I forgot about this part.'

Yao grabs Mulan and punches. She ducks and he punches Ling three times by accident. "Oh, sorry Ling. Hey!" He reaches down to catch Mulan from crawling away, and Ling kicks him into Chien Po, then attacks with a flying side kick. They start fighting, with Chien Po swiping to get them off. Mulan scrambles away. The girls just shook their heads.

Ling then saw Mulan getting away. "Hey! There he goes!" They chase Mulan through a tent, and the Gang of Three stop abruptly at the end of the food line. Chien Po knocks everyone over, like dominoes, and finally the pot overturns. Everyone gets up and advances on Mulan ready to beat the snot out of him. The girls just stood out of the way enjoying the show actually.

Inside the Captain's Tent, the General, Chi Fu and Shang, the General's son were discussing a strategy to stop the Huns from getting into the city on a simple map and flags. "The Huns have struck here, here, and here. I will take the main troops up to the Tung Chow Pass and stop Shan Yu before he destroys this village."

Chi Fu smiled trying to not to be bored. "Excellent strategy, sir! I do love surprises."

The General said to his son, "You will stay and train the new recruits. When Chi Fu believes you're ready, you will join us ...Captain."

Shang was shocked. "Captain?"

Chi Fu protested. "Oh! This is an enormous responsibility, General! Perhaps a soldier with more experience?"

But the General said gently as he gave him his sword. "Number one in his class, extensive knowledge of training techniques ... an impressive military lineage ... I believe Lee Shang will do an excellent job."

Shang accepted the sword. "Oh I will! I won't let you down! This is... I mean... Yes sir." He bowed to him as both of stood up.

The General put on his helmet. "Very good, then. We'll toast China's victory at the Imperial City. I'll expect a full report in three weeks."

Chi Fu continue to kiss ass. "And believe me, I won't leave anything out."

As both of them stepped outside Shang was still in shocked that his own father gave him a promotion. He tied on the sword to his side. "Captain Lee Shang. Leader of China's finest troops. No, the greatest troops of all time." He chuckles as he went outside.

When he did all three saw everyone fighting, except for the 8 who were watching. Chi Fu said, "Most impressive."

The General and the men that arrived with him mounted their houses. "Good luck, Captain!" Then all of them left leaving Shang in charge.

"Good luck…father." As a young boy he looked up to him. Hopefully one day he will do him proud.

Chi Fu and Shang continue to look at the fight. Chi Fu put his first note. "Day one."

Shang walked up to the fighting crew. "Soldiers!"

They stopped, with the exception of one more punch. Then everyone stood out of the way reveling Mulan cowering. Apparently she didn't get hurt. "HE STARTED IT!"

Mulan stood up and brushed the dirt of her of. "Shang said, "I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp."

And just before Mulan could humiliate herself the girls stepped in. Marie was first. "Please forgive our younger half brother Ping."

Mushu whispered, "Damn I should've thought up that name."

Shang asked, "Half brother? How many are there."

Ariel said, "9 total."

Shang asked, "Who is your fathers?"

Snow White said, "Fa Zhou."

Shang asked, "THE Fa Zhou?"

Chi Fu said, "I didn't know Fa Zhou have a son, let alone 9 of them."

Jasmine said, "He was an adventurous young man. Always a rebel. He would travel the world meeting our mothers. It wasn't until he grown older and joined the army once before, is when he grew wiser and older."

Chi Fu said, "It's true. When I arrived at the village, everyone was such respect of him when he walked up for his noticed."

Shang asked, "What are your names? From oldest to youngest."

Marie said, "I'm Kun."

Ariel said, "I'm Hui."

Belle said, "I'm Huang."

Snow White said, "I'm Cheng."

Jasmine said, "I'm Jing."

Aurora said, "I'm Laquan."

Cinderella said, "I'm Hung."

Pocahontas said, "And I'm Shen. Though we're from around the world our mothers gave us Chinese names in honor of our father."

Chi Fu asked, "And why's that?"

Cinderella said, "Every time, before we are born, our mothers would go through trails or tribulations and Fa Zhou would save them or free them of their burden."

Aurora said, "After we found our youngest brother, Ping, we all write to him and visit him whenever we can. He sent us here to watch over our youngest brother. The armor that you see us wearing, we made them ourselves as a symbol of our bond."

Shang understood but was it a spell from the girl's lies or something else no one will ever know. Maybe it was a spell from the ancestors when they turned the girls into men. Shang said, "Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. But thank his older half brothers for not going through an even harsher punishment for this embarrassment. Tomorrow, the real work begins."

The soldiers groaned and growled at Mulan. The girls gathered around her as Mushu said, "You know, we have to work on your people skills."

The next morning, the fields were clean from the rice and everyone's tent was straight in rows. The only one that wasn't was Mulan's, which was tied to a tree. Inside the tent Mulan was asleep soundly. Mushu then picked up Crickee and used him as an alarm clock. Mulan opened her eyes and saw him. "All right, rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty! C'mon, hup, hup, hup!" Mushu knocked on her head but she just covered them with her blanket. Mushu quickly pulled it away. "Get your clothes on, get ready! Got breakfast ready." Mulan got up, yawned, and stretched. Mushu went up to her with a bowl. "Look, you get porridge! And it's happy to see you!" It has 2 eggs for eyes and bacon for a mouth…and Crickee as it's nose. Mushu got it out. "Hey, get out of there! You're gonna make people sick!"

Mulan rubbed her eyes. "Am I late?"

Mushu stuffed her face with food. "No time to talk. Now, remember, it's your first day of training, so listen to your teacher and no fighting, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, the other kids want to fight, then you gotta kick the other kid's butt cause the girls aren't going to protect you forever you know." He said.

Mulan said with her mouth full, "But I don't want to kick the other kids' butts."

Mushu said, "Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face." He saw her stuffed face. "Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. C'mon, scare me, girl!" Mulan growled to the point he got off of her. "That's my tough looking warrior!" He fixed her hair. "That's what I'm talking about! Now, get out there and make me proud!" Then Khan neighs frantically at the tent opening. "What do you mean, the troops just left?"

Mulan was wide-eyed. "They WHAT?! She rushes out of the tent dressed up.

Mushu ran out carrying his sword. "Wait, you forgot your sword!" Then he started to cry. "My little baby, off to destroy people ..." Chrickee comfort him.

At the training grounds, the soldiers were giving Chi Fu a hard time. The girls were already there and laughed at the pathetic adviser. "Order! People, order!"

One soldier said, "I'd like a pan-fried noodle!"

Chien Po replied, "Sweet and pungent shrimp." That made everyone laugh at that.

Chi Fu frowned. "That's not funny."

Then Ling saw Mulan come running. "Looks like our new friend slept in this morning." Mulan joined the group. "Why, hello, Ping, Are ya hungry?"

Yao then grabbed her shirt. "Yeah, cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich." He was ready to punch and the girls were ready to stop him when Shang showed up.

"Soldiers!" They turned their attention to him and everyone lined up. He was carrying boa staffs over his shoulder and put them down. "You will assemble swiftly and silently, every morning. Anyone who does otherwise, will answer to me." As he takes off his shirt, Mulan stares in awe.

Yao muttered. "Ooh, tough guy."

Shang said, "Yao." He pulled out his bow and arrow ready to fire at him and the rest of the soldiers stood back leaving Yao out in the open. But then Shang shot the arrow at the top of a high pole in the middle of the camp. "Thank you for volunteering. Retrieve the arrow."

Yao frowned. "I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt on." He walked up to the pole and just about to climb it, Shang stopped him."

"One moment, you seem to be missing something." Chi Fu walked in holding box with 2 golden disks that were heavy. Shang pulled them out and out them on Yao's wrist. "This represents discipline. And this represents strength." Once both here on, Yao went down with a bang. Some of the men laughed. "You need both to reach the arrow." Yao then stood up and started to climb. When he noticed he tried his teeth to hold him up. It didn't work. Ling tried and he went down like a sticky on a mirror. Chein Po tried and nearly knocked the Pole over. Mulan tried and landed hard. Shang rubbed the back of his neck. "We've got a long way to go."

He got all the boa staffs and tossed them to the soldiers. Yao got Mulan's and instead of giving it to her, he made her tripped. "Let's get down to business to defeat the Huns." He then started to show off by using the staff to destroy 2 jars in mid-air. The men set up to fallow. As Mulan was set, Ling put a bug in her shirt. "Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met," As Mulan felt the bug she started to hit everyone to the ground. Shang went to Mulan and got hit in the stomach until Mulan stopped. "but you can bet before we're through. Mister, I'll make a man out of you."

Then everyone was in the forest trying to shot arrows at the targets and at the same time get the tomatoes as well. Shang did it with ease. Everyone else tried and failed and Mushu tried to get Mulan to cheat but Shang saw right through that. "Tranquil as a forest but on fire within."

Then everyone were at a cliff side and Shang had a bucket of water on his head and a boa staff in his hand. He then demonstrates on how to hit all the rocks, that were thrown at him, away and at the same time not making sure the bucket stays in place. Mulan tried and failed miserably. "Once you find your center you are sure to win. You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot and you haven't got a clue."

Then he tried showing how to catch a fish fast and with one hand. Mulan tried and got Yao's foot instead. "Somehow I'll make a man out of you."

Then the men tried to get through a field at night of fired arrows with fire at the end of them. Yao was hit in the ass. "I'm never gonna catch my breath."

"Say goodbye to those who knew me."

Then it showed Ling trying to break a cement block with his face but that didn't work. "Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym."

Then Shang was training Mulan how to fight but that wasn't working either. "This guy's got them scared to death"

"Hope he doesn't see right through me."

Then the soldiers were trying to cross the river by walking on wooden columns but Chien Po was scared to go over it and it held the others back. "Now I really wish that I knew how to swim."

Then everyone tried to bomb the dummy that was supposed to be a Hun, but misses every time. Then Mulan tried but Ling knocked it over, making Mulan holding it, thus when it went off it hits chi Fu's camper. "Be a man!"

"We must be swift as a coursing river."

"Be a man."

"With all the force of a great typhoon."

That night Shang saw that no one was progressing was giving up hope. "Be a man."

"With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon."

The next day, the men were on a hike carrying heavy sakes of water or such and as they went, Chi Fu noted Shang that Mulan was falling behind. She went to the ground and Mushu and Chrickee tried to get her up and hide away before Shang got too close. He picked up her burden and went away. "Time is racing toward us 'til the Huns arrive. Heed my every order and you might survive."

Later that night, Mulan made it back and Shang was there with her horse and stuff. "You're unsuited for the rage of war so pack up, go home you're through." Mulan was about to leave then she looked at the tall pole. "How could I make a man out of you?"

She got the golden disks again and tried again to get up there to get the arrow. After she failed one time, she thought up of an idea and used the traps as a tool to help her up. As she did, morning came and everyone was up and saw what she was doing. "Be a man."

"We must be swift as a coursing river."

"Be a man."

"With all the force of a great typhoon."

"Be a man."

"With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon." Shang walked out of his tent and saw an arrow landed near his feet. He looked up and saw Mulan on top with a smile of victory as the others cheered for her.

After that everyone was doing better. Mulan ran ahead during the hike, Chien Po wasn't afraid of the water, Ling broke the stone with his head, Yao going through a raid of arrows, all the targets on the tree were hit, Mulan getting fish, and friends were made among friends. "BE A MAN. We must be swift as a coursing river.

BE A MAN. With all the force of a great typhoon. BE A MAN. With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon."

Meanwhile in the forest, the top if a tree has been cut down by Shan Yu's sword. His hawk flies over and drops something and he caught it. He jumps down from the tree and throws the doll to one of his Huns. "What do you see?"

One of them said, "Black pine ... from the high mountains!" He passed it down.

One picked up a white hair. "White horse hair ... Imperial stallions."

Another sniffed it. "Sulphur…from cannons." He through it back at Shan Yu and he caught it.

Shan Yu looked over at the snowy mountain. "This doll came from a village in the Tung Show Pass, where the Imperial Army is waiting."

The Hun archer said, "We can avoid them easily."

Shan Yu said, "No. The quickest way to the emperor is through that pass." He looked at the mountain then at the doll. "Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. We should return it to her." She smiles evilly as he squeezes the doll.

Back at the camp, Mulan and the girls were undressing for a bath in the lake. Mushu asked, "Hey, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?"

Mulan replied, "Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one."

Mushu asked, "And what about you 8? I'm sure you're are worried as well."

Pocahontas said, "Some of us are already married and already seen it."

Cinderella said, "Beside we saw ours, we're used to it, we're going to be covered for Mulan so get used to it."

Mushu used his ears to cover his eyes as the 9 made their way to the lake. "So a couple guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Myself, I kinda like that corn-chip smell."

Marie said, "Try smelling a mail-carriers after a rainy day." Then all 9 jumped into the lake to get cleaned.

They broke surface after feeling the water for the first time in months. Mushu went to them with a small towel. "Okay, all right, alright, that's enough, now c'mon, get out before you get all pruney and stuff."

The girls started to wash themselves as Mulan said, "Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch!"

Mushu gave up and walked away. "Yeah, yeah." Then he started to mimic a girls voice. "Stand watch, Mushu, while I blow our secret with my stupid girly habits. Hygiene." Then he felt 3 gust of wind going passed him and 3 men. It was Ling, Yao, and Chien Po. "We're doomed! There're a couple of things I KNOW they're bound to notice!" Mushu made his way to the lake hoping to save Mulan.

Mulan and the girls saw the 3 and ducks into the water as Ling, Yao and Chien Po jump into the water. She tries to hide herself with a lily pad. The girls saw her tried to hide. They made sure they grasp their towel around the waste. Yao called out to them. "Hey guys!"

Mulan put the lilly pad down. "Oh, hi, guys, I didn't know you were HERE. I was just washing so now I'm clean and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye." She hides behind a rock scared.

Ling swam to her. "Come back here! I know we were jerks to you before, but thanks to your brothers we see things in a different light, so let's start over. Hi, I'm Ling." He shacks her hand.

Mulan got it back and hits Chien Po's stomach. "And I'm Chien Po."

The 9 said, "Hello Chien Po."

Then Yao came out but standing on the rock in full view. Of course Mulan hid her eyes. "And I am Yao, King of the Rock! And there's nothing you girls can do about it."

Ling was ready for a water fight. "Oh yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you!"

Mulan started to walk away. "I really don't want to take him anywhere." She said.

Ariel said, "Oh come on Ping. It's been months since I had a water fighter."

Mulan said, "No, we don't. We could just close our eyes, and ... swim around!"

Ling went closer to her. "C'mon! Don't' be such a," Then he got bitten. "OW! Something bit me!"

Then Mushu popped out of the water. "What a nasty flavor."

Ling saw him and shouted. "SNAKE!" While Yao, Chien Po and Ling are shrieking, Mulan whistles for Khan and the 9 sneaks away. While huddling on the rock Ling says, "Some King of the Rock." Yao pushed him into the water.

Mulan wrapped a towel around her, covering her body. "Boy, that was close."

Mushu was brushing his teeth. "No, that was vile. You owe me big!"

Mulan said, "I never want to see a naked man again." Then a heard of naked men flashed by giving her a stunned look.

Belle took her shoulders and gently shook her as they walked. "Get used to it. Once you're married, you're going to see a whole lot of it. Now you're no longer innocent like the rest of us."

Mushu said, "Don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts."

Inside Chi Fu's tent, he and Shang were at each other's throats. One for being a dumbass, another ready to fight. "You think your troops are ready to fight? Hah! They wouldn't last a minute against the Huns!" he said.

Shang argued back. "They completed their training."

Chi Fu said, "Those boys are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be captain. Once the general reads my report, your troops will never see battle."

Outside of the tent Mushu and Chrickee were listening outside of the tent. "Oh, no, you don't! I've worked too hard to get Mulan into this war! This guy's messing with my plans!"

Inside, Chi Fu was reading his notes but Shang pulled it down. "We're not finished!"

Chi Fu pulled his hand away. "Be careful, Captain. The general may be your father, but I am the Emperor's Council. And, oh, by the way, I got that job on my own. You're dismissed." He moved a tent flap away and Shang walked out.

Mulan saw him and heard part of the conversation and said, "Hey, I'll hold him, and you punch!" Thought that would make him laugh but it didn't work. "Or no." Then she tried to make him feel better. "For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain!" She saw that it worked.

Then she heard Mushu. "I saw that."

Mulan asked, "What?"

Mushu asked, "You like him, don't you?"

Mulan tried to hide her blush. "No! I"

"Yeah, right, sure. GO TO YOUR TENT!" yelled Mushu. Mulan was about to walk away when she smiled. Mushu then said to Chickee, "I think it's time we took this war into our own hands." They rush into the tent as Chi Fu strolls out, dressed in a towel, a hat, and slippers. Crickee types out a letter, like a typewriter while Mushu looked at a picture of Chi Fu and the Emperor. Soon Chickee was done. "Okay, lemme see what you've got." He took the paper and started to read it. "From General Lee. 'Dear Son, we're waiting for the Huns at the pass. It would mean a lot of you'd come and back us up.'" Then he turned to Chickee. "Hmm. That's great, except that you forgot, 'and since we're out of popourri, perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some!' HELLO!" He destroyed the paper. "This is the army! Make it sound a little urgent, please. You know what I'm talking about?" Crickee saluted and tried again. Mushu reads it. "That's better, much better! Let's go!" He grabbed the paper and left. Outside he went to the horses. "Hey we need a ride." They squirted water at him away. Luckily Crickee was smart enough to leave before he got wet.

Chi Fu came back from the lake with a wet shoe and laughing men in the distance. "Insubordinate ruffians. You men owe me a new pair of slippers!" That made them laughs harder. "And I do not squeal like a girl!" His slipper for eaten by a panda that proves that he does.

On the Panda was a scarecrow soldier that Mushu and Crickee made. "Urgent new from the general!" The puppet had a scroll and Chi Fu didn't know what to make of it. "What's the matter, you've never seen a black and white before?"

Chi Fu asked, "Who are you?"

Mushu or the soldier said, "Excuse me? I think the question should be, who are you? We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for that! Snatch it right off your head! I'm feeling gracious today, so ... carry on."

Chi Fu got the scroll and just as the panda went up the tree, Mushu caught the puppet making sure his cover isn't blown. Chi Fu turned and didn't see the puppet. Then he ran to Shang's tent. "Captain! Urgent news from the general! We're needed at the front!"

Mushu and Crickee heard it from outside and they were excited. "Pack your bags, Crickee, we're moving out!"

The next morning, everyone was up and walking to the pass all day. "For a long time we've been marching off to battle."

But Yao said, "In our thundering herd, we feel a lot like cattle."

"Like the pounding beat, our aching feet aren't easy to ignore."

But then Ling joined in to lighten their spirits. "Hey! Think of instead, a girl worth fighting for!" That gave him and the other 3 a dreamy look.

The girls asked, "What?"

Ling replied, "That's what I said! A girl worth fighting for! I want her paler than the moon, with eyes that shine like stars."

Yao said, "My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars!"

Chien Po said, "I couldn't care less what she'll wear, or what she looks like! It all depends on what she cooks like: Beef, pork, chicken, mmm ..."

Then everyone was crossing the river. Yao said, "Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer!" He fell and Chien Po caught a fish.

Then Ling came out and his upper body was full was water. "And I bet the ladies love a man in armor!"

Then everyone passed a panting field where the ladies were planting plants in it's small waters. "You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to war!"

Mushu whistled which made all the girls look at the 9 scouts. They blushed and continued their way as the girls giggled. "A girl worth fighting for!"

Yao said, "My girl will think I have no faults."

Chien Po said, "And I'm a major find."

Then the 9 tried to put in their 2 cents in. "How 'bout a girl who's got a brain, who always speaks her mind?"

The 3 brushed it off. "Nah!"

Ling pulled Snow White to the side. "My manly ways and turn of phrase and sure to thrill her!"

Yao pulled Pocahontas to his eye level. "He thinks he's such a lady-killer!" He smacked the horse's ass and as they rode off, Ling, who was leaning against the carriage fell into the mud.

Soon all made it to the showy mountains. Chi Fu said, "I've a girl back home who's unlike any other!"

Marie said, "Yeah, cause the only girl who loves him is his mother!" That made everyone laughs as he glared at her.

Yao just finished making some snow women and joined the others. "But when we come home, in victory we'll find line up at the door!"

Ling was on Chien Po's shoulders. "What do we want?"

The other soldiers got the girls and put their hands on their shoulders. "A girl worth fighting for!"

Ling said dreamily, "Wish that I had,"

Everyone cheered, "A girl worth fighting for."

The 9 manage to get away and the 3 were ready to snow ball them. "A girl worth fighting…" But then everyone stopped.

The Chinese army stares in horror at the charred and burning remnants of a small village. Everyone couldn't believe what they were seeing. Almost nothing was left but skeletons of houses and a broken bell ringing as though it was clinging to life. Everyone walked slowly though it taking every caution step as though they're waiting for something to pop out. Jasmine said, "Reminds me of a dead village back at the middle east."

Marie asked, "Is this the same horror my grandfather went through?"

Ariel put a hand on her shoulder. Marie's grandpa was a veteran of WWII in her world. Her mother would say he was suffering from shell shock known today as PDSD. When he came home, he beat his wife, and his 9 kids. After all the abuse all but 2 screwed up their lives and did the same for their kids and to Marie's horror, her 2nd cousins are going through the same at the youngest as 13. The only 2 of the original 9 kids that weren't screw up were her mother and her late aunt Pauline. The only thing she messed up was that her second husband was an asshole to her 3 kids. Marie vowed that she wouldn't be like her grandfather but she knows that there's another part is going to happened; she just doesn't want to see it.

As they walked in Shang went to the soldiers. "Search or survivors!" As Shang rode ahead a piece of the house almost landed on him scaring him. Meanwhile Mulan went into once house and looked around. She looked down and saw the same small doll from before. She picked it up and brought it to her chest. She walked out and went to Shang. "I don't understand. My father should've been here."

Then he heard Chi Fu. "Captain."

Everyone went to where Chi Fu was and they turn to see a bloody battlefield full of dead Chinese soldiers. Shang was in shocked, some couldn't breath, and other tried not to puke. Chien Po went to Shang holding the general's helmet. "The…general."

Shang took the helmet still in disbelief then he walked away. While everyone looked at the field of dead bodies Mulan saw Shang taking his sword, stick it in the snow and places the helmet on the hilt and says a prayer. Mulan went to him. "I'm sorry." She said. What else can he say?

Shang stood up and put a hand on her shoulder then he mounts his horse. "The Huns are moving quickly. We'll make better time to the Imperial City through the Tung Show pass. We're the only hope for the Emperor now. Move out!" Shang rode away. The army slowly walks away. Mulan places the doll by Shang's sword and joins the others.

As the Chinese Soldiers slowly walk through the mountain pass, a rocket in the wagon attached to Khan suddenly goes off, shooting into the sky. Mulan and the girls looked at Mushu accusingly but just pointed at Chrickee. Shang went to her. "What happened?" Mulan didn't have an explanation. "You just gave away out position! Now we're—" An arrow hits his shoulder, throwing him off the horse. Huns appear on a cliff, and arrows shower down on the soldiers. "Get out of range!" The pitiful Chinese army struggles to get away from the Huns, but are intercepted by another group of Huns up on another cliff. "Save the cannons!" The soldiers pass the cannons from the wagon to each other. The wagon gets hit by a flaming arrow, and Mulan cuts Khan's reins and mounts him. The wagon explodes, sending Mushu and Crickee flying. Mulan falls off the horse. The 8 girls got their horses out of the way before they got hit.

Mushu said, "Oh, sure, save the horse." Mulan grabs Mushu and her sword and runs over to the other soldiers.

The soldiers took cover and got the rockets ready. "Fire!" The soldier lights the cannon, and it explodes on the mountain. More followed. There is no sound from the Huns, who are no longer on the cliffs. Shang stopped Yao. "Hold the last cannon." Suddenly, a horse appears on the hill. Shan Yu is soon joined by hundreds of Hun soldiers. "Prepare to fight. If we die, we die with honor." Everyone got their swords out. The Huns charge the Chinese Army. "Yao. Aim the cannon at Shan Yu." Yao aims the cannon. While glancing at her sword, Mulan notices a glacial overhang. She grabs the cannon and runs toward the Huns, aiming at the overhang. "Ping! Ping, come back!" Frantically, as Shan Yu draws nearer, his sword raised, Mulan fumbles with the match.

Mushu was frantic. "Okay, you might want to light that right about now, Quickly, quickly!" Mulan is attacked by Shan Yu's hawk, and loses the match.

Yao yelled out, "C'mon, we gotta help!" The Gang of Three plus the 8 girls run toward Mulan, swinging their swords.

Mulan uses Mushu to light the cannon fuse, and it shoots off toward the overhang. "You missed! How could you miss?! He was three feet in front of you!" cried Mushu. The cannon hits the overhang with a bang, and causes an avalanche that rains down on the Hun Army, burying in them. In fury, Shan Yu roars and hits Mulan in the side with his sword blade. She quickly runs away from the avalanche, pulling Shang with her. Khan runs toward them, and Mulan gets on and tries to give Shang a hand, but he loses his grip and is dragged into the snow.

Mushu, who survived, was riding down the snow in a hubcap, looking for Mulan. "Mulan! Mulan! Mulan?" He pulls a Hun's head out of the snow. "Nope. Mulan!" He reaches down and pulls out Crickee. "Man, you are one lucky bug."

Mulan and Khan break out of the snow and race toward Shang, who, unconscious, is sliding on the snow toward a cliff. "Shang!" She pulls him up onto the saddle.

Chien Po and some of the soldiers were holding up Yao with a bow and arrow that was tied to a rop. "So you see them?"

Yao saw them. "Yes!" He fits an arrow, which is tied to a length of rope, and shoots it toward Mulan. "Perfect! Now I'll pull them to safety!" The rope slips through his hands.

Mushu slides near Mulan and Shang. "Mulan! I found a lucky cricket!"

Mulan yelled, "We need help!" The arrow flies near them, Mulan grabs it and ties it around Khan.

Mushu got on the horse. "Nice, very nice! You can sit by me!" They climb up onto Khan, and notice the cliff. "Aaaugh! We're gonna die! We're gonna die! No way we survive this! Death is coming!" Mulan shoots the arrow up as they fall off the cliff.

Yao was crying cause he thought he failed. "I let them slip through my fingers." Then he looks surprised as the arrow, complete with rope, lands in his hands. He is dragged toward the cliff edge, soldiers jumping on top of him. Finally Chien Po walks over, picks all the soldiers up, and walks backward while the girls pulled back the rope, pulling Mulan, Khan, and Shang up onto the ground.

Mushu cheered. "I knew we could do it! You the man! Well, sort of." Mulan glared at him.

Soon everyone made it to the cliff on hard land. Mulan helped Shang get back on his feet. "Step back, guys. Give him some air!"

Shang sat down and started to catch his breath. "Ping, you are the craziest man I ever met. And for that, I owe you my life. From now on, you have my trust."

Everyone cheered. "Let's hear it for Ping, the bravest of us all!"

"You're King of the Mountain!"

Mulan tries to stand up, but collapses to the ground, gasping grabbing her side. The 8 went to her. "What's wrong?" asked Aurora. Mulan moves her hands to reveal blood.

Cinderella yelled, "He's wounded! Get help!"

Mulan started to loose consciousness. Her vision was fading and she only heard Shang as the girls held her. "Ping, hold on. Hold on."

After a while, some of the men manage to find a doc and he came over to help Mulan. After what felt like hours, Shang was pacing back and forth, the boys were growing doubtful, and the girls were getting tense up. The doctor emerges from his tent and says something to Shang, who looks disturbed and rushes inside. He looks at Mulan, who sits up in bed, her side bandaged. Shang stares at her, recognizing her as a girl. Mulan realizes her mistake and pulls the blanket back on. "I can explain."

Shang didn't know what to say. Chi Fu went in. "So it's true!"

Shang walks away. "Shang!" cried Mulan.

Outside of the tent everyone saw Shang walking out of then tent and soon after Chi Fu was dragging out Mulan who was covering her body with the blanket. "I knew there was something wrong with you!" He pulled her hair out of the bun. "A woman!" Everyone gasp. Chi Fu threw her to the ground. "Treacherous snake!"

Mulan got up. "My name is Mulan. I did it to save my father!" Shang then felt a pang of pity since she tried to save his life.

Chi Fu cried out, "High treason!"

"I didn't mean for it to go this far!"

"Ultimate dishonor!"

"It was the only way! Please forgive me!"

The girls had enough. Marie grabbed Chi Fu. "You have no right to yell at her." Then she realized that her girl voice is back.

The others stood back in shock. Then the girls' lockets glowed and they were no longer men. They are girls again. They still have their armor but the parts are replaced and luckily it wasn't as painful. The girls looked at each other and undid their buns to reveal their long hair. "You harm her, you go through us." Said Ariel.

Chi Fu asked, "All of you are girls? But how?"

Belle said, "Magic! We weren't going to risk looking our friend Mulan!"

Snow White said, "And if we weren't here, Mulan and Shang would be long dead."

Chi Fu went to Shang. "Captain." Shang walks over to Khan and takes out Mulan's sword. The 9 horses went in a frenzy. "Restrain them!" Then he turned to some of the soldiers. "Make them kneel!" The soldiers made the girls kneel next to Mulan and made them stay there. Then Chi Fu stopped Yao, Ling, and Chien Po. "You know the law."

Shang was to them. Jasmine said, "You're making a big mistake."

Aurora said, "You're father wouldn't want you to do this."

Cinderella asked, "Are you going to follow some stupid law?"

Pocahontas asked, "Or will you ignore the ass with a Fu Manchu and use your head?"

Shang slowly walked over to them silently. The bowed their heads waiting for the fatal blow that would end their lives. But he just throws the sword in the snow in front of them. "A life for a life. My debt is repaid." He started to walk away. "Move out!"

Chi Fu started to panic. "But you can't just…"

Shang grabbed him by the collar. "I said, 'Move out'." Then everyone walked away sadly leaving the 9 behind.

When they left Marie then felt a small just of wind and saw a small trail of ice. She looked at the direction and saw the iceman again. She turned to the girls. "He's here. I'll be right back." She made their way to where he was. After about half a mile she was in front of him. "Well I'm guessing you're here cause I failed huh?" she sighs and shook her head.

Then she heard a voice. "Her mission isn't over." She looked up and realized that talked.

"What?" she looked at him confused.

He told her. "Her mission isn't over. If it was we all would be free. Don't give up." He kissed her hand again like before then he disappeared in a small gust of snow blowing in the wind.

Marie never heard his voice before. It's like a combination of Dan Green and Antonio Banderas. She blushed after he left. Then she snapped out of it and shook her head. "For a sexy man, he has the voice to match it." She slapped her cheeks and made it back to the others.

After a while, Mulan was dressed, Crickee tried to make a fire. And the horses gave the girls a blanket so they can be warm. Mushu felt defeated. "I was this close. This close! To impressing the ancestors, getting the top shelf, in entourage ... man. All my fine work." He uses the tip of an arrow to roast a piece of food over a tiny fire. "Hey."

Mulan said, "I should never have left home."

Marie said, "Hey C'mon. You wanted to save your father's life."

Mushu said, "Who knew you'd end up shaming him, disgracing your ancestors and losing all your friends. Y'know, you just gotta ... just gotta learn to let these things go." He started to cry.

Ariel said, "You know that's not helping dumb-butt."

Mulan said, "Maybe I didn't go for my father. Maybe what I really wanted was to prove that I could do things right. So that when I looked in the mirror," she picks up her helmet. "I'd see someone worthwhile." Then she started to tear up. "But I was wrong. I see nothing." She threw her helmet to the ground.

Mushu picks it up. "Hey, that's just cause this needs a little spit, that's all." He spits on the helmet to get it clean. "Let me shine this up for you. I can see you, look it you, you look so pretty!" He smiled at her but then saw it wasn't working. "The truth is, we're both frauds. Your ancestors didn't send me; they don't even like me. I mean, you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions." Crickee got on the helmet and started to cry. "What do you mean, you're not lucky! You ... lied to me?" he asked. Crickee nodded. "And what are you 9, sheeps?" All the horses growled at him. Mushu sighs and tossed Crickee to the side.

Mulan said, "I'll have to face my father sooner or later. Let's go home."

Mushu said, "Yeah. This ain't gonna be pretty. But don't u worry, okay? Things will work out. We started this thing together and that's how we'll finish it. I promise."

Belle said, "And you have us. We're not the type of girls that gives up easily nor abandon friends." Mulan smiled and hugged everyone.

The shadow of a hawk flies overheard, and around a bend. Shan Yu climb out of the snow and looks around. He lets out a roar. Soon he is joined by five of his soldiers. They start down the path toward the Imperial City. The 9 girls watches them, grabs their sword, mounts their horses and turns after the Huns. Mushu said, "Uh, home is that way."

Mulan said, "We have to do something."

Mushu cried, "Did you see those Huns? They popped out of the snow! LIKE DAISIES!"

Snow White said, "Are we in this together, or not?"

Mushu and Crickee looked at each other. "Let's go kick some Honey Bunch!" He and Crickee jump on Khan, and they ride down the mountain, whooping.

In the Imperial City, The Chinese citizens watch happily as the Imperial City celebrates the Chinese victory with a parade. "Make way for the heroes of China!" Shang, the Gang of Three and the other soldiers follow glumly behind, and behind them is a large Chinese dragon.

Mulan came riding up besides Shang as the other girls rode besides the soldiers so it wouldn't panic the people. "Shang!"

Shang saw her. "Mulan?"

Mulan said, "The Huns are alive! They're in the city!"

Shang said, "You don't belong here, Mulan. Go home."

Mulan tried to reason with him. "Shang, I saw them in the mountains! You have to believe me!"

Shang asked, "Why should I?"

Mulan rode in front of him blocking his path. "Why else would I come back? You said you'd trust Ping. Why is Mulan any different?" Shang rides around him.

The Gang of 3 looked at the girls. Jasmine said, "Keep your eyes open. I know they're here."

As they made their way up the steps, Mulan got off of her horse. Mushu asked, "Now where are you going?"

Mulan said, "To find someone who will believe me." She rushes into the crowd.

The Chinese Army climbs the steps to the Great Palace, followed by the Chinese Dragon. The Emperor meets them. "My children! Heaven smiles down upon the Middle Kingdom! China will sleep safely tonight, thanks to our brave warriors!"

Mulan tried to talk to the crowd as well as the girls but no luck. No one will listen to them. Mulan said, "No one will listen!"

Mushu asked pretending to ignore her, "Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something?"

Aurora yelled, "Mushu!"

Mushu said, "Hey, you're girls again remember?"

On the palace steps, Shang presented the sword. "Your Majesty, I present to you the sword of Shan Yu." He bowed to him.

The Emperor said, "I know what this means to you, Captain Li. Your father would have been very proud." He was about to touch the sword when Shan Yu's hawk swoops down and grabs the sword. It flaps up to the roof, where a line of stone gargoyles is resting. One of the gargoyles moves and takes the sword.

Huns jump out of the Chinese Dragon. One of them grabs the Emperor and takes him into the palace. Shang saw him being taken away. "No!"

Yao cried out, "C'mon!" They run up to the palace, but the Huns close the great doors. On the roof, Shan Yu laughs.

The Chinese Army uses a statue to try to break into the palace. The 9 saw that was happening. "They'll never reach the Emperor in time." She looks around, then at the tall pillars by the side of the palace. Cinderella smiled and nudged the girls to an idea. Mulan agreed and whistled.

That got their attention. "Hey guys! We've got an idea!" said Pocahontas.

The Gang of Three looks at each other and then follows Mulan, dropping the statue. With the girls help, the 3 all take off their equipment. Cinderella and Aurora put them in dresses, Yao in red, Ling in yellow, and Chien Po in blue. Jasmine put in their make up and thanks to the girls lockets they had their dresses back. They use the silk belts around their waists to climb up the pillars. Mulan smiled and she felt a tap on her shoulder. It was Shang. He took off his cap and did the same around the pillar. Then everyone went up.

Inside the palace, on a balcony, the Huns hold the Emperor. Shan Yu sticks his head in their faces from above. "Boo." He jumped down. "Guard the door." The Huns did just that. Shan Yu pulled out his sword. "Your walls and armies have fallen. And now it's your turn. Bow to me."

Inside the palace, Mulan spied on the Hun guarding the door. She whispered, "Okay. Any question?"

Yao asked, "Does this dress make me look fat?" He got slapped. "Ow!"

The 12 girls walked near the guards giggling like little school girls. "Who's there?" asked one Hun.

They saw them and the second one lowered his weapon. "Concubines."

"Ugly concubines."

An apple rolls out of Ling's dress. One of the guards picks it up. The hawk notices Shang hiding, and tries to call out, but Mushu breaths fire and torches him making all of his feathers go away and now he looked like a turkey. "Now that's what I call Mongolian barbeque." Crickee laughed so hard he went to the ground.

The guard hands the apple to Ling, but the Gang all pull fruit out of their dresses and attack the guards. Mulan easily over powered the archer. "Shang! Go!" Shang runs up the stairs and into the room where Shan Yu and the Emperor are.

Shan Yu grew impatient. "I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me!"

The Emperor was calm and collective. "No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it."

Shan Yu raised his sword. "Then you will kneel ... in pieces!" He swings his sword but Shang rushes in and blocks it. He is swung around a pillar, and then kicks Shan Yu in the face.

The others made it where the Emperor is at. Marie said, "Chien Po, get the Emperor!"

He bowed to the royal. "Sorry, your Majesty." He picks up the Emperor, and, using his silk belt, slides down the cord paper lanterns are strung on.

Shan Yu saw what was happening. "No!" He picks up Shang and smashes his head against Shang's. Mulan winces, then looks down at the ground, where Yao, Ling, and the girls are waiting.

"Come on!" cried Yao. Mulan looks back at the unconscious Shang, and at Shan Yu who is approaching him. She pulls Shan Yu's sword out of the pillar and cuts the cord. People below cheer.

He tried to get the rope but it was too late. "No!" He looked around for the Emperor but he couldn't see him in the large crowd of people. He yelled out and turn to Shang, who is now conscious. Shang got his small dagger out but Shan Yu kicked it away. He grabbed his collar. "You! You took away my victory!" He got hit in the head by a shoe.

Mulan cried, "No!" Shan Yu looked at her. "I did." She pulls back her hair to give him a familiar face.

Shan Yu remembered that face very well. "The soldier from the mountain." Abandoning Shang, he chases after Mulan, who is putting on her shoe. She slams the door shut, and he rams his fist through the wood.

Mulan is joined by Mushu and Crickee, riding the feather-less hawk. "So what's the plan?"

"Ummmmm"

Mushu yelled, "YOU DON'T HAVE A PLAN!"

Mulan said, "Hey, I'm making this up as I ... go.." As they pass a window she notices a pile of fireworks and two men. "Mushu."

"Way ahead of you, sister! C'mon, Crickee!" They jump onto a paper kite decoration and float across to the tower. Shan Yu attacks Mulan, and she shinnies up a pole. Shan Yu cuts down the pole, and Mulan and the pole go through the wall. Mulan jumps up and grabs onto the roof and pulls herself up. She looks across to where Mushu and Crickee are gathering ammunition. "Citizens. I need firepower!"

The 2 firework starters were scared when he saw him. "Who are you?"

Mushu barrowed a page from Batman's book. "You're worst nightmare." It worked since the 2 men jumped off the tower.

One of the citizen on the ground floor looked up. "Look! On the roof!

Mulan backs along the roof, measuring the distance with her hands. Shan Yu crashes through the roof and raises his sword. Mulan pulls out a paper fan. Shan Yu said, "Guess you're out of ideas."

He stabs the sword through the fan; Mulan turns it around and readies the sword. "Not quite butt-head. Ready Mushu!"

Shan Yu turned his head and saw the dragon with a big-ass rocket on his back. "I am ready, baby!" He breaths fire on a stick and hands it to Crickee. "Light me."

Mulan kicks Shan Yu in the face, then trips him and pins his shirt to the ground with the sword. Crickee lights the fuse, and the rocket slams Shan Yu straight into the firework tower. Mulan picks up Mushu. "Get off the roof, get off the roof!"

As the fireworks explode, she jumps, catches a lantern and swings down the cord, then drops onto Shang, who is running down the stairs. Shan Yu's sword and Mushu land nearby.

Mushu survived as well as Crickee. "You are a lucky bug!"

But the fight wasn't over yet. From the smoke and the fire of the tower, Shan Yu appeared again. This time his monster form was more human then the others. To put it bluntly, he looked like a mummified silver samurai. His skin was pale white, arms and legs wrapped in bandages, and instead of his sword, he has a bow and arrow. The girls saw what was going on. "Now comes the real fight." Said Marie.

They ran to where Mulan was. Mulan asked, "What's happeneing?"

Ariel said, "The mark on his fore-head, it's the mark of the All Evil. You need to get Shang out of her and join us."

Mulan asked, "What do you mean?"

Belle said, "Just do it!"

Mulan helped Shang up and got him in the crowd away from the distruction. Then the girls transformed and Mulan watched in awe.

"Princess Light Power…"

"Princess Beauty Power…"

"Princess Temperance Power…"

"Princess Compassion Power…"

"Princess Fairness Power…"

"Princess Love Power…"

"Princess Hope Power…"

"Princess Peace Power…"

Their jewels glowed. "MAKE UP!" Then they transformed. Mulan saw their sailor scouts form and couldn't believe what she was seeing. She knew they were scouts from her father but she never truly believed they were scout.

Shang saw it too. "They're…."

Mulan finished. "Sailor Scouts." She then slowly walked to them as though she was in a trance.

Already the battle started. Belle saw that Shan Yu wanted to attack the people. "Rose Vine Blast!" She slammed her staff to the ground and the vines shot up and put a protective barrier round the people so they wouldn't get hurt. She didn't count that Muln got out of the crowd before the vines popped up.

Shan Yu started to shoot arrows at them. Pocahontas reflected them. "Great Ari Blaster!" Now the arrows hits the walls instead of them or the vines.

Shan Yu then summoned more arrows then he can use on a bow and shot them. This time it was Aurora's turn. "Sonic Song Strike!" She did a high B and they stopped in their tracks and fell on the floor.

Then Shan Yu summoned multiple hawks. Snow White took care of this one. "Call of the Wild!" She did her 'song' and the hawks attacked each other to the point that they were shreds.

Belle yelled out, "Hurry up! I can't hold these vines down forever!"

This time it was the scouts' turn to attack. Marie aimed for his bow and arrows. "Blind Light Blast!" Luckily it burned the sack where the arrows were. But it didn't stop the ones from flying down.

Jasmine said, "I got this. Slice n Dice Slash!" She cut the arrows down that were falling.

Cinderella couldn't find any glass but she found a diamond. "It might not be glass but I can use it." She turned it into a sword. "Dream Serious Sword!" She managed to cut down more birds.

Finally Mulan made it to the girls. Shan Yu saw her. "You good for nothing wench. I should've killed you when you were a man." He charged her but Mulan stood her ground. Then something glowed in front of her and she grabbed it in her hand.

"You have no power over me." She said. She opened her hand and saw a dragon amulet and the jewel it was carrying was a peridot jewel.

Shan Yu stood back. "Damn it! Just like Nezha you're one of them!"

Mulan said, "Guess you're not as stupid as you think. You will haunt us no longer. PRINCESS HUMILITY POWER…MAKE UP!" Right then and there Mulan transformed into her scout form. She stood with the scouts. "As a Mongolian you should be ashamed of yourself. You have no honor killing people, destroying cities, and terrorizing the people of China. I'm Sailor Humility and in the name that's all that is good…"

Then all 9 yelled, "WE SHALL PUNISH YOU!"

Mulan got her fan out which was yellow like the one she had with the matchmaker. The only difference is that there was a flame painted on it. "Chien Long Huo! (Hidden Dragon fire)" Mulan did a fan dance that was famous in China and with one wave of her fan, she basically fire-bended at him. When it attacked Shan Yu he was turned to dust. Mulan couldn't believe what she just did. She never felt so brave before, even when she took out 1000 Hun soldiers she had that feeling. It was probably the feeling the girls told her about when they first meet.

The girls transformed back and that everyone was safe. Luckily the vines that were covering the crowd went away. The smoke went away and believe it or not Chi Fu went down with only tattered clothes. "That was a deliberate attempt on my life! Where are they? Now they've done it! What a mess! Stand aside, those creatures are not worth protecting." Ling, Yao, Chien Po, and Shang stood in front of the girls.

Shang said, "They are heros."

Chi Fu brushed it off. "They are women. Never to be worth anything!"

Shang grabbed his collar. "Listen, you pompous…"

That's when the Emperor came down the stops. "That is enough!"

Chi Fu stood to the side and the Emperor went in front of the men. "You're Majesty, I can explain!"

The Emperor raises a hand and the Gang of Three move to the side, revealing the 9 scouts. The 9 went to the Emperor and bowed to him but the Emperor's attention went to Mulan. "I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace! AND!" The girls wince but the Emperor went back to calm. "You have saved us all." The girls looked at him confused. The Emperor bowed to Mulan, Chi Fu then bowed, the 8 scouts, Shang, the Gang of Three, then everyone in the Imperial City bowed to Mulan. Even the 9 horses did the same.

Mushu and Crickee were on Khan's back crying. "Our little baby is all grown up and saving China! You have a tissue."

After the bowing the Emperor said, "Chi Fu!"

Chi Fu stood up. "Your Excellency?"

"See that the scout are made members of my council." He said.

Chi Fu was speechless but made an excuse. "What? There are no council positions open, your Majesty!"

Emperor brushed it off. "Very well. One of you can have his job." Chi Fu didn't like it and he faints making some of the girls laugh.

Mulan said, "With all due respect, your Excellency, I think I've been away from home long enough."

Marie said, "As for us, we're not really into politics for our own reasons."

The Emperor understood. He decided to give Mulan 2 gifts. "Then take this." He puts his dragon crest around Mulan's next. "so your family will know what you have done for me. And this," He handed her Shan Yu's sword. "so the world will know what you have done for China." Mulan takes the gifts, then hugs the Emperor. He was shocke at first but just chuckled a bit.

Yao asked, "Is she allowed to do that?" The other's just shrugged.

The 9 steps away and hugs the Gang of Three, then walks over to Shang. Shang went to Mulan. "Um ... you ... You fight good."

Mulan was a bit disappointed. "Oh. Thank you." The 9 horses went to them and while Mulan mounts Khan, the 8 horses went back into their spirit forms. "Let's go home." They ride away but thanks to the 8 spirits horses and their powers, all 9 of them were flying home on a puffy blue cloud.

As Shang saw them leave, the Emperor went to him. "The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all."

Shang looked at him confused. "Sir?"

He bluntly replied, "You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty!" Basically he was saying, 'Go after Mulan'. He puts on his hat and walked way.

A few days later, at Mulan's house, Fa Zhoa was sitting under the same blossom tree a before and the one blossom that bloomed late went off the tree and landed on his lap. He picked it up thinking of his daughter. Mulan approaches her father, who is sitting under the cherry trees. She kneels in front of him. He brought his eyes up and saw her. "Mulan."

She bowed to him. "Father! I've brought you the sword of Shan-Yu." She handed him the sword. Then she took of the pendent. "And the Crest of the Emperor!" She placed it ontop of the sword. "They're gifts to honor the Fa Family!"

Her father just simply drops the gifts, went to his knees and hugged her. "The greatest gift in honor is having you for a daughter. I've missed you so." Mulan started to cry happy tears as they hugged each other. "I missed you so."

Mulan said, "I missed you too, Baba."

On the side, Granny, Mulan's mom, and the 8 were watching them. Granny said, "Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me she should've brought home a man!"

But then Shang showed up with Mulan's helmet. "Excuse me, does Fa Mulan live here?"

The 2 were dumbstruck. Marie giggled. "Under the cherry tree. You can't miss it."

Shang said, "Thank you." Then he walked to them.

Granny said, "Woo! Sign me up for the next war!" That made the girls laughed.

Back where Mulan and her father was, she helped him up just as Shang arrived there. "Honorable Fa Zhou, I" She bowed to him until he saw Mulan. Then he got nervous. "Mulan! Uhhhh ... you forgot your helmet. Well, actually it's your helmet, isn't it, I mean ..."

Mulan went to him and got the helmet from his hands. "Would you like to stay for dinner?"

Then they heard Granny. "Would you like to stay forever?"

That made Mulan shake her head and Shang chuckled a bit. "Dinner would be great."

Inside the temple, the Great Ancestor was watching the happy scene when Mushu went to him. "Who did a good job? C'mon, tell me who did a good job."

Great Ancestor admit defeat. "Oh, all right. You can be a guardian again."

Mushu was in joy. "AAAAAHHH-HAAAAAAAA! Whoohoohoohoohoooo!" Crickee rings the gong; all the ancestors come out. Mushu went to his pedestal. "Take it, Crickee!" Crickee plays a set of drums, and all the ancestors dance.

"You know, she gets it from my side of the family!" said one as they partied.

Mushu was swinging on a chain but then falls off and goes sliding out of the temple door. Mulan went to him. "Thanks, Mushu."

Then the girls went to him. "For a dragon, you're have some gutts." Said Snow White.

They kissed his head as Little Brother and some chickens bursts into the temple. "MUSHU!"

A few night later, the Fa family and the girls were having a picnic at night. They had a small fire around them as they eat their meal and drink their tea. Shang was also there as well as the Gang of Three, thus why they are having a picnic. Fa Zhoa asked, "I'm so glad that you are all safe, but from what I've been told about you 8, why are you not determined to gather honor?"

Marie said, "Well for some of us, honor means in different ways."

Ariel said, "For me, honor means remembering a long departed loved one."

Belle said, "Mine is taking care of a parents or someone in their time of need."

Snow White said, "Mine is to be true to yourself."

Jasmine said, "To respect others and to respect yourself."

Aurora said, "To honor someone's good intentions if it means your protection."

Cinderella said, "To forgive others if they are in the wrong."

Pocahontas said, "And to follow our own paths."

Shang asked, "What about you Marie?"

Marie said, "Well I didn't really know what honor was when I was young. In truth, I thought honor was something empty since it doesn't pay for a house, clothes, or food. Then I went through depression cause I thought I was worth nothing. Then I saw a play about a man that went through the same thing after he found out what has happened to his people, and that his 'parents' were their killers and such. After he ran away and was rescued by a tribe, their leader taught him something that has stuck with me."

Then he started to sing the song she heard from that movie. She went to a tapestry and explained. "A single thread in a tapestry though its color brightly shines can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design." Then she picked up a rock. "And the stone that sits up on the very top of the mountain's mighty face doesn't think it's more important than the stones that forms the base." Everyone started to listen. "So how can you see what your life is worth or where your value lies? You can never see through the eyes of man you must look at your life look at your life through heaven's eyes." The girls soon went up to beat and started to dance along the fire, even the men joined in. "A lake of gold in the desert sand is less than a cool fresh spring. And to one lost sheep, a shepherd boy is greater than the richest king. If a man lose everything he owns has he truly lost his worth or is it the beginning of a new and brighter birth? So how do you measure the worth of a man in wealth or strength or size in how much he gained or how much he gave. The answer will come, the answer will come him who tries to look at his life through heaven's eyes. And that's why we share all we have with you though there's little to be found. When all you've got is nothing there's lots to go around. No life can escape being blown about by the winds of change and chance and though you never know all the steps you must learn to join the dance. You must learn to join the dance." Then everyone started to dance around the fire. Some in their own way while others, joined in the beat. "So how do you judge what a man is worth by what he builds or buys. You can never see with your eyes on earth. Look through Heaven's eyes, look at your life. Look at your life. Look at your life through Heaven's eyes."