Welcome to TDI Randomized! (Real original I know) This the first time I've written any sort of fanfiction so I definitely appreciate constructive criticism, and the writing probably will not be the best. I plan on updating this every few days usually. Just to help out, I will list the cast below-
Topher,Staci,Mike,Justin,Amy,Shawn,Ezekiel,Jasmine,Courtney,DJ,Owen,Ella,Scott,Scarlett,Anne Maria,Cody,Izzy,Geoff,Sky,Sammy, and Noah
So with that, I hope you enjoy this!
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A guy in his late 30s appears on camera
"Yo! We're comin' at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario! I'm your host, Chris McLean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now! Here's the deal. Twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will wither win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the loser boat,"
Chris chuckles
"and leave Total Drama Island for good."
Chris walks over to a campfire pit with log seats and some lights on poles
"Their fate will be decided here At the dramatic campfire ceremony, where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle..."
"Black flies,"
"grizzly bears..." A bear swatting away flies is shown growling
"Disgusting camp food..." A giant worm is shown having a human like face as it speaks "Hey Now"
"And each other. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, right now, on Total. Drama. Island!"
***Theme Song***
(Cameras begin to point out from the environment as the camera carrying the scene runs through the camp almost hitting Chris)
"Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,You guys are on my mind."
(Owen is swimming underwater and farts causing a fish behind him to die and float to the surface as we see Geoff on a surfboard when an eagle grabs it startling Geoff)
"You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,"
(DJ is shown meditating in a clearing with some animals when the fish drops to the ground causing the animals to attack him then Scott is shown laughing but Anne Maria is spraying her hair beside him, causing Scott to choke on the spray)
"I wanna be famous."
"I wanna live close to the sun,"
(Amy and Sammy are fighting in a raft then fall off a waterfall revealing Shawn practicing martial arts)
"Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,"
(Shawn is suddenly hit by Izzy sending them flying across camp until Shawn hits and lands on Jasmine causing them both to smile at each other)
"Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day."
(Chef is shown preparing disgusting food to a tied up Noah and Ezekiel who give each other nervous glances)
Cause, I wanna be famous!
(The camera pans from them to Staci blabbing to Courtney only for Courtney to shove Staci to the floor)
"Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!"
(We then see Topher and Justin looking at themselves in hand mirrors when bird poop lands on Topher startling them both)
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous"
(Beth is twirling a fire baton when we transition to everyone sitting around a campfire at night)
"Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous"
(Mike and Sammy are about to kiss but Cody jumps between them and grabs their shoulders as the camera zooms out to reveal everyone whistling the show's tune
(Whistling in tune)
(A sign saying Total Drama Island is shown)
***End of theme song***
Chris is shown on the dock again as he prepares to introduce the campers
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island! Alright, It's time to meet our first eleven campers! We told them they'd all be staying at this five star resort, so if they seem a little TO'ed, that's probably why."
"Beth, what's up!"
A short brown haired girl with braces runs towards Chris and hugs him before telling Chris
"It's so incredulous to meet you! Wow, you're much shorter in real life…"
Chris seems mildly insulted by what Beth said then says, "Uhh… thanks?"
She releases the hug and waves to the camera before moving to the other side of the dock
The camera cuts now to show a muscular teen with a white cap and a shirt with a D on it
"DJ!"
"Yo, Chris McClean! How's it going? Hey, you sure you've got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at?"
DJ seems confused implying the competitors were told they'd be somewhere else "Yo Dog, this is it, Camp Wawanakwa!"
DJ begins to carry his luggage and walk to the end of the dock as he begins to mutter "Hmm, Looked a whole lot different on the application form."
The camera cuts to another teen who just got off of their boat who looks very
similar to a younger version of a certain host
"Welcome Topher!"
Topher then speaks excitedly "Chris! It's been my dream to meet you for years, let alone compete on one of your shows!"
"Glad you're a fan!"
"That's one way of putting it, you're my idol!"
"You have great taste then kid!"
Topher walks over to the other end of the dock now's the camera cuts to a blond guy in a pink unbuttoned shirt and a cowboy hat dancing to some music on his boat before he gets off
"Chris McClean, sup man? It's an honor to meet you man!"
"The Geoffster, welcome to the Island man."
"Thanks man."
Geoff and Chris high five before another boat arrives with a very tall teen woman with a fedora and survival clothing who then walks out
"Everyone this is Jasmine!"
she then begins to speak with her Australian accent "Wait this is where we're staying instead of some resort?"
"Yep! Legal has got that covered though."
"I wasn't complaining mate,I actually prefer this."
"If you say so…"
A Blonde girl now shows with a mole on her cheek in a cheerleading uniform "Hey Amy!"
Amy begins to speak angrily "Ugh, this place looks like somewhere Samey would stay, not me!"
DJ then speaks up over this comment "Who's Samey?"
"My loser sister, good thing she isn't here, now she has to watch me win the money that I rightfully deserve."
Everyone is glaring at Amy implying their annoyance at her though Chris snickers after she says this and winks at the camera
The camera now cuts to a redhead teen with freckles and pasty skin Chris then addresses the group "Scott!"
"How's it going "pals"?"
Geoff lights up at this and speaks "Great man, this place is gonna be like one big party!"
Scott begins to chuckle and states menacingly "It sure will be,"
Scott then starts to mutter "for me."
Amy then begins to speak in annoyance "Ugh, you're lucky I'm staying here just to rub it in Samey's face! I'd have half the brain to leave right now."
A new teen with a terrified expression is shown getting off the boat with a shaggy appearance, a beanie, and a puff jacket."Ladies and Gentlemen, It's Shawn!"
Shawn then starts to speak "Uhh did I just hear something about brains?"
DJ seems a bit concerned about this "Yeah…"
Shawn suddenly becomes more startled "Oh crap! None of you are bitten are you?"
Everyone looks confused except for Jasmine who finds his behavior funny and chuckles "Don't worry mate, none of us are bitten."
"Phew, that's a relief, thanks!"
"Don't mention it!"
A pale teen with a pink dress walks onto the dock happily and speaks "Oh a summer camp, it's so much more beautiful than the dull resort on the application."
"Welcome to camp then, Ella!"
"I'm sure we'll all become great friends!"
Scott then speaks to Ella "Keep thinking that, fairy princess."
The Camera now shows a lanky teen with a tooth gap and olive skin Chris then says, "Contestant number nine is Mike!"
after this Mike speaks "Hey everyone," (gasps) He then starts speaking in old man voice "Gosh darn it what kind of crap hole is this?" (gasps)
Everyone begins to be confused by the sudden behavior change so Mike tries to explain nervously "Uhh sorry about that, I'm uhh… a comedian that's what."
Geoff begins laughing and says "That was hilarious dude! You must be fun at parties!"
Mike looks slightly relieved "Thanks…"
A very tanned teen woman with puffy hair walks onto the dock she's also using hairspray while she walks to the other end of the dock which gets in Chris's face causing him to cough and look annoyed
She then stands beside Scott and Beth still spraying causing them to cough then Scott angrily speaks to her "Hey, quit spraying that in our faces, we don't lung cancer!"
Anne Maria seems angered by this comment "Oh yeah? You got a problem?!"
Anne Maria them sprays Scott in the face causing him to fall in the water causing Chris to laugh before introducing the next camper, an Indian-Canadian guy in a sweater and cargo shorts
"Our next camper… is Noah…"
Noah speaks with a deadpan facial expression "You got my memo about my life threatening allergies?"
"I'm sure someone did!"
"I guess that's a no, is this where we're staying?"
Amy then speaks out of frustration "Ugh what's with you putting all these worthless nerds on this show? You should've put more people like me here!"
Noah then responds, "Because they want people with actual personalities, besides people like you end up pumping gas, so you shouldn't be too proud of yourself."
"Well at least I'm popular!"
"One problem with that thought, I'm literally Class President."
"Whatever."
As the argument ended a large girl a pink sweatshirt and sweatpants shows
"Ya, my great great great great great grandfather invented speed boats before then people had to paddle with rotten oars and they'd probably die on within 3 days."
Noah the states sarcastically, "Sure and next you're gonna say your great great grandmother built the Eiffel Tower."
"She did actually!"
Noah facepalms
The camera cuts to a boat pulling away to reveal a girl who looks exactly like Amy but without a mole
"Sammy, welcome to your new home for the next eight weeks!"
Sammy begins to speak happily "Hey Everyone!"
She then spots a furious Amy and immediately dejects
Amy then begins to yell "How could you put this worthless trash on the show?! How dare you?!"
Everyone has to hold Amy back since she's trying to attack Chris
Sammy finally gets to the other side of the dock once Amy calms down beside Mike
Sammy then speaks to Mike "(Sigh) I just wanted to get away from Amy for a while and they put us both on the show…"
Mike speaks back in a concerned tone "I'm sorry, she seems horrible."
"Trust me she's been worse than she acted a minute ago, one time when were 8 she ripped apart all of my stuffed animals because I got first place over her in a cheer competition."
"Dang…"
"Tell me about it."
Another boat is shown leaving and now we see a guy with a beanie and a green hoodie
"Ezekiel, what's up man?"
Ezekiel looks and points up in the sky and speak "I think I see a bird."
Everyone laughs at this while Chris puts a hand on Ezekiel's shoulder "Okay, look dude, I know you don't get out much, been home schooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked too early, okay?"
"Yes sir!"
Topher just finished laughing and says, "Wow, didn't know people like that actually existed."
A dark haired girl in athletic clothing just arrives
"This is our gymnast, Sky!"
Sky speaks "Hey everyone, can't wait to meet you all!"
Noah speaks up "Finally another normal person!"
Sky was about to retort but looks and notices the only normal people there at the moment are her,DJ,Noah,and Sammy "Uhh yeah I see your point…"
A small teen in a polo shirt is shown arriving
"Cody, The Codester, the Codemeister"
They give each other finger guns as Chris says this
Cody begins to walk in an exaggerated manner and deepens his voice tone as he begins to speak "Dudes, nice to be here man! I see the ladies have already arrived, alright!"
He gave finger guns while The girls were amused but not interested, he then tries to talk to Jasmine who quickly turns him down "Not interested."
A red headed girl in glasses and a yellow sweater walks onto the dock
"Our next competitor is Scarlett!"
Scarlett then speaks "To be clear, I think reality television causes a lot of issues in today's youth so I'm using the money that I'll win to help platform myself to eventually weed out perverse things such as this show from Canadian society."
Chris seems slightly annoyed "That was a mouthful…"
Noah then says "Can't say she's wrong though."
A large teen with blond hair and a shirt with the Canadian maple leaf now arrives acting excitedly at his arrival which startles Chris.
He then begins to yell "Woo hoo! Chris what's happenin? This is awesome! Woo hoo!"
Chris speaks excitedly "Owen, Welcome!"
Owen traps Chris in a bear hug
"Awesome to be here man! Yeah! Man this is just so…
Mike speaks to him "Awesome?"
"Yes! Awesome! Woo! Are you gonna be on my team?"
Mike responds "I hope so."
"Woo hoo!"
Chris has an angry look on his face over still being in a bear hug "Are you about finished?"
Owen finally lets him go
"Sorry dude. I'm just so psyched!"
"Cool."
Chris begins to point at the next camper a Hispanic girl in a grey top
"And here comes Courtney!"
Courtney waves at the other campers as she is helped down by Chris "Thank you."
She begins to walk to the other side of the dock as Owen Is doing the same "Hi! You must be the other contestants, it's really nice to meet you all!"
Owen reaches for a handshake which Courtney accepts "How's it going? I'm Owen!"
"Nice to meet you O- wow…"
A muscular teen with tanned skin and a green shirt is shown on his boat with a music track alongside him while all the girls as well as Owen stare at him lovingly
"This, is Justin! Welcome to Total Drama Island!"
They give each other a fist bump
Justin says, "Thanks Chris this is great!"
"Just so you know, we picked you entirely on your looks!"
"I can deal with that."
Owen runs towards Justin and begins to point down at his legs "I like your pants!"
"Thanks man."
"Cause they look like they're all worn out! Did you buy them like that?"
He chuckles after this and continues staring at him
"Um no, just… had them for a while"
"Oh cool."
Owen gives a thumbs up to Justin but soon after facepalms "Stupid!"
Chris continues, "Hey everyone, it's Izzy!"
A red headed girl with a wild look on her face is shown on her boat waving
Izzy the begins to yell "Hi Chris! Hi! Hi!"
She begins to run off the boat only to hit her face on the dock then fall into the lake
Jasmine then winces and says, "Ooh, that was bad…"
Courtney begins to to run to check on her beginning to pull out a smiling Izzy "Guys, she could be seriously hurt!"
Izzy shakes her hair around to get the water out "That felt… so… good! Except for hitting my chin. This is summer camp? That is so cool! Do you have paper machete here? Are we having lunch soon?"
Owen then looks excited "That, is a good call!"
Chris begins walking to the middle of the dock and begins to speak "First things first, we need a group photo for the promos,everyone on the end of the dock!"
All the campers walk to the end of the dock taking their poses while Chris hops onto Izzy's boat which was still at the dock with a camera
"Okay, 1,2,3… oops! Okay, forgot the lens cap!"
Chris fixes the lens cap and ushers the campers again "Okay, hold that pose! 1,2,thr- okay card's full, hang on…"
Shawn speaks in annoyance "Can you hurry up? This is basically a prime opportunity for a zombie ambush."
"Got it! Okay, everyone say "Wawanakwa"!"
Everyone then begins to say "Wawanakwa- Ahh!"
Everyone fell into the water as the dock collapsed due to all of the weight in one place
"Okay guys, dry off and meet at the campfire pit in ten!"
The screen fades to black for a commercial break and once we return Chris is talking to all of the campers at the camp fire pit "This, is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks! The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. You dig?"
Amy threatened Cody as Chris was finishing since she noticed him staring at her
"The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off, will win 100,000 dollars!"
Cody raises his hand to Chris and begins to ask him, "Excuse me? Can I sleep under her once our sleeping arrangements are made?"
Cody was saying this as he was pointing at Amy causing her to look terrified
Amy then looks concerned at this "This place had better not be co-ed! Otherwise that's last straw."
Chris then assures her "Don't worry, it's not, Girls get one side of each cabin, boys get the other."
Cody looks disappointed at this news "Dang it…"
Amy suddenly moves to another part of the group and then begins to imitate Sammy, covering up her mole so Chris thinks it's actually Sammy "Well Chris, I have to let you know, everyone calls me Samey not Sammy."
Chris then says, "Alright, I'll refer to you as Samey from now on then."
Sammy immediately jumps in a desperate hope of not being called Samey "What? No! I'm Sammy!"
Chris then responds in confusion "I thought you were- you know what it doesn't matter, you're Samey for now on."
Sammy sighs as Owen pulls her and Shawn into a headlock "Don't worry guys it'll be like one big sleepover!"
Chris then continues, "Here's the deal, we're gonna split you into two teams! If I call your name out you're on team one!"
The camera begins to cut to each individual camper as Chris calls out their names
"Topher, Mike, Amy, Samey,Beth,Ezekiel,Courtney,Ella,Scarlett,Cody,and Geoff. From this moment on, you are officially known as, the Screaming Gophers!"
Courtney catches the Gopher banner as Chris threw it at her
Amy speaks in protest to the decision "Ugh did you really need to put me and Samey on the same team?!"
Chris ignores this comment and continues "The rest of you, over here!"
The camera now begins to cut to the new members of the second team
"Staci,Justin,Shawn,Jasmine,DJ,Owen,Scott,Anne Maria,Izzy,Sky,and Noah. Move move move!"
"You guys will officially be known as, the Killer Bass!"
Staci begins to speak "Ya, my great great great-"
The Bass are all annoyed though and yell "Shut up!
Staci reluctantly stops talking
"Alright campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."
Static appears then Chris shows up in a rundown outhouse and begins speaking to the camera "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want. Let the audience at home know what you're thinking or just get something off your chest."
***Confessional:Noah***
"Okay this sucks so far, there are only like 9 normal people here. Then we have pervy Casanova and a stereotypical whiny dumb blonde, just to name a few."
*** Confessional:Staci***
"Ya, so my great great-"
***Confessional***
A duck is shown putting on lipstick before it notices the camera
***Confessional:Owen***
"Hey everyone, check this out, I have something very important to say."
Owen farts then begins laughing to the camera
***End confessional***
"Alright, any questions? Cool! Let's find your cabins!"
Chris begins towards the cabins while the campers follow close behind
"Gophers you're in the east cabin, bass you're in the west."
The cabin opens to reveal a run down cabin with a few sets of bunk beds
Anne Maria become annoyed "Really, bunk beds, sure I signed up for this but I don't want the whole experience!"
Jasmine then says, "Well I'm staying outside instead of staying in these cramped cabins."
Cody begins to walk into the cabin behind Jasmine "I dig independence in a chick."
Jasmine then gets angry and confused at Cody "Uhh, why aren't you on the boys side? And you're not even on our team!"
Jasmine throws Cody out of the cabin, while she leaves and Izzy starts to enter Cody finally lands causing a ton of dirt to enter his mouth, Shawn notices but just steps aside while the camera cuts to Anne Maria after she just left the cabin
"Yo Chris, where can I go get my hair done?"
Chris responds "You can go to the communal bathrooms but if you thought we had a makeup facility for you, that's only for me."
Anne Maria gets annoyed at this "Ugh Really?!"
Chris looks smiles smugly "Yes, really."
The camera cuts to Owen,Noah, and Scott who look bewildered at the situation outside as Owen begins talking to them "I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys, know what I mean?"
Noah and Scott look at Owen pointedly while Owen chuckles until he realizes what he said
"I mean, no! I didn't mean that. I looooove chicks! I just don't want to sleep near them. Ahh I mean-"
Noah and Scott walked back into the cabin while Owen was busy justifying his statement to them
The camera cuts back to Chris as Geoff begins to speak "Excuse me, Chris? Is there a… chaperone of any kind in this facility?"
Chris responds "You're all 16 years old, as old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp, so, other than myself, you'll be unsupervised. You've got half an hour to unpack and meet me at the main lodge starting now!"
Geoff seems excited at this news "Nice!"
A scream erupts from one of the cabins with it belonging to Amy, the camer then cuts into the cabin as everyone arrives to see what she is screaming about "Help! It's a filthy roach, kill it!"
DJ yelps and jumps onto a bunk causing it to break
Everyone starts screaming before Ella runs to the roach and yells "I can fix this, everybody calm down!"
Ella starts singing which leads the roach outside of the cabin just as Shawn was running in with an axe
DJ smiles at this as Ella returns "Good to see another animal lover here!"
"Thank you DJ! I couldn't let that poor thing suffer."
The camera cuts to outside of the mess hall while a military tune plays, the camera then cuts inside as the campers are getting meals as a voice erupts from a muscular African-Canadian man "Listen up! I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a your tray, get your food and sit your butts down now!"
Scarlett cringes at the food which resembles slop "This looks like it has little to no real nutritional value. I'd recommend increasing the budget for food by 1.5% at least."
Mike then agree, "That's one way to put it Scarlett, but yeah we need to get better food."
Mike and Scarlett grab their trays though Chef was starting to get mad over the criticism of his food and yells "You'll get a whole lot of shut the heck up!"
This causes Mike to run away from Chef so he doesn't anger him further
The camera then cuts to Owen joking to a smirking Noah "Have a cow…"
Chef yells "What was that?!"
Owen and Noah look petrified as Chef heard the joke
"Come closer fat boy, I didn't hear you!"
Noah looks concerned as Owen begins to grab a tray and stammer out of fear "Uh, I didn't really say anything important."
"I'm sure you didn't. You scrawny kid, gimme your plate."
Noah reluctantly gives Chef his plate, then Chef drops slop which moved itself back to the spoon though the second time it stays.
The camera pans across the lodge of grossed out campers eating their food while a sandwich crawls on the floor
Chris begins to speak entering the cabin "Welcome to the main lodge!"
Geoff begins to ask Chris, "Yo, my man, can we order a pizza?"
Chef throws a cleaver at Geoff which hits the door frame
"Woahhh, it's cool g, brown slop is cool! Ha… ha… right guys?"
Chef brandishes a large knife as everyone nervously agrees with Geoff
Chris continues "Your first challenge starts in one hour!"
The camera cuts to Ella and DJ who are sitting together
Ella begins to ask "What will we have to do? I hope it's nothing dangerous!"
DJ enthusiastically responds "It's our first challenge, how hard can it be?"
The camera cuts to all of the campers in their swim suits over a large cliff as the camera pans outwards to highlight how high it is
"Oh S***"