Disclaimer: I don't own Touhou Project as it is owned by ZUN.

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-SpongeBob Narrator: One Minute Later-

Sakuya and Alice were flying up the stairs to the Hakugyokurou.

"Good thing we can fly. I don't want to reenact Kung-Fu Panda like this," Alice said as she sighed.

"That would've been a bother," Sakuya said.

"Yep," Alice said as they continued as planned up the stairs.

Then they met the Youmu guarding the stairs, as always.

"Why are you here?" Youmu asked as she was cautious.

"Spring-Snow Incident," Sakuya said.

"Oh...that...she did tell me that there might be some complaints," Youmu said as she even showed them a box of complaints. "Just sign your name and put it in the box. I won't ask."

They did so right now.

Sakuya took a look at the names there. It included people she knows and others she doesn't.

"How did Lady Flandre manage to file a complaint?" Sakuya said. "Wasn't she in the basement?"

"Also who is this Iku person? And this Tenshi person?" Marisa said.

"When did you get here?" Sakuya asked as she was surprised to see them. And so was Alice.

"Weren't you at Youkai Mountain?" Alice asked.

"Well, we got here because the plot demands us to be here for the stage 5 boss!" Marisa said with a cocky grin.

"I thought I patched that plot hole…" Youmu said as she looked annoyed.

"Don't bother, I'll just blast a new one!" Marisa said.

Youmu sighed.

"Just write your complain and put it in the box, please," the half-ghost half-human said. "I don't want to deal with any more of this…"

She left.

"Let's place our complaints and go ahead," Reimu said as she arrived through the same plot hole Marisa used.

They all did that. They signed their complaints to Youmu and left them in the box.

'I feel like we should still resolve this incident…' Reimu thought. So they went toward the tree.

Youmu wasn't there to stop them, anyway. As she was gone.

So they continued to Stage 6.

A/N: So here's a short new chapter of PCB the Abridged with everything going as well as you may have suspected. Very hilariously. With Youmu dealing with their complaints…