Disclaimer: I don't own Touhou Project as it is owned by ZUN.
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'Thoughts'
"Speaking"
*Actions*
"YELLING"
-Time-
"Spellcards"
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BGM: PCB Final Stage Theme: Ultimate Truth (Re-Extended)
Reimu and co were at a huge tree.
"That's a huge tree," Marisa said.
"Eh. I'm sure Cirno's ego is bigger," Reimu said.
"Good point…" Sakuya said.
They got closer and were just in front of the tree, which is the Saigyou Ayakashi.
"Now to find the one responsible," Alice said.
"I agree," Sakuya said as they looked around.
BGM: PCB Yuyuko's Theme: Bloom Nobly, Ink-Black Cherry Blossoms ~ Border of Life (RE-RE-EXTENDED)
They then found Yuyuko eating a KFC bucket in front of the tree.
"So that's what happened to the night sparrow who sells lampreys…" Alice said as she crossed her arms.
"That explains everything," Marisa said. "It makes so much sense!"
"Say...why are you stealing our spring?" Sakuya asked as she was wondering why that was the case.
Yuyuko answered: "Yes I am."
"I asked you why not who," Sakuya said.
"Because I want to see who is down in this tree," Yuyuko said.
"In this tree?" Marisa asked.
"Yes," Yuyuko said.
"You did all this...to know who's inside?" Marisa asked.
"Yes," Yuyuko said.
"That's dumb," Sakuya said.
"Your dumb," Reimu said to Yuyuko.
"This is the dumbest reason for doing all of this," Alice said.
"Though it should've worked already…" Yuyuko said. "I don't know why it's not working…"
"Maybe whoever's inside doesn't want to be disturbed?" Sakuya suggested.
"Huh?" Yuyuko said.
"The person underneath wouldn't want to be disturbed," Sakuya said.
"But who could it be?" Yuyuko said as she was wondering who was down there, and she wanted to know.
"I still must know who is still down here though…" Yuyuko said.
"Why don't you ask Yukari? If anyone knows, it should be here," Reimu said.
"You're right…I have to ask her!" Yuyuko said as she pulled out a cellphone and began to type a number on it. "Hello."
"Oh hello, hello, hello. I would like to record a message for you," Yukari said as she spoke through the phone.
"The auto-responder, huh?" Yuyuko said.
"Nah, I just wanted to reference phone Guy as some other guy does," Yukari said.
"Really? Who though?" Yuyuko said.
"I'll tell you later," Yukari said.
"Well I have to ask you a question though," Yuyuko said.
"About the tree?" Yukari said.
"Yeah I want to know about that," Yuyuko said.
"It's you," Yukari said.
"Wait what? What do you mean it's me! But I'm still here!" Yuyuko said with a shocked look.
"It's your body that's under the tree. You just forgot about it," Yukari said.
"Wait what do you mean by-wait!" Yuyuko said as she suddenly had a flashback.
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-SpongeBob Narrator: ...-
-Yukari: Fine... Flashback Time-
BGM; PCB Yuyuko's Final Spell Theme: Border of Life
A very much alive Yuyuko is looking at the Saigyou Ayakashi.
"Everyone but Yukari was being overly mean, then they all died. Now it's boring. Maybe I could try killing myself? Besides, they always said my body would make for a good seal. Oh well, life sucks anyway," Yuyuko said as she pulled out a knife. "Goodbye, boring and cruel world!"
Then she committed suicide.
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-End of flashback-
"Oh, now I remember! Yep, being dead is so much better!" Yuyuko said.
"Good...now be a good friend and bring the spring back," Yukari said.
"Eh, sure, why not," Yuyuko said as she did just that in a snap. "All done!"
"Can I go home, now?" Reimu asked.
"Eh, why not," Marisa said.
"I'm still very hungry…" Yuyuko said.
"Then just go where I am. You can see my location from your phone, right?" Yukari said.
"Yes I can," Yuyuko said as she checked and saw that the Gap Youkai is in FNaF 1's pizzeria.
"I'll be right here. Don't hang up," Yuyuko said as she left.
"Let's just go home, now," Reimu said with an annoyed sigh.
"Right," Marisa said.
BGM End.
A/N: So here's stage 6. And it is very funny if I say so myself so I hope you all enjoy what is happening right here.