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'Thoughts'

"Speaking"

*Actions*

"YELLING"

-Time-

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-Outskirts of Unanmed Village, Zipangu-

Two people arrived at a town in Zipangu, or rather the outskirts of the place.

One of them was wearing the Faraam Set, this is the Bearer of the Curse. The second is wearing a Drangleic Set, his name is Clark.

They were wondering where they were. Though the Bearer of the Curse saw a bonfire and lit it.

"Where are we?" Clark asked as he was so confused.

"I dunno," the Bearer of the Curse said.

"Maybe a new land rich with treasures?" Clark said.

"Whenever you don't think of attacking all that moves and most of what doesn't, you think of treasure," the Bearer of the Curse said annoyed.

"Of course i do! I like treasure!" Clark yelled out.

The Bearer of the Curse sighed heavily from what he just said. He was always annoyed by the armored man's behavior, because this makes him borderline insufferable at several points.

"Look, we need to assess the situation before we do anything," Bearer of the Curse said.

"I don't care! Leeroy Jeeennnkkiiinsss!" Clark said as he began to charge.

"Oh boy…" The Bearer of the Curse said.

He followed him.

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-Meanwhile at the village-

Mamanos and humans were living peacefully with one another. Unlike what is happening in the west between the Order and the mamanos Zipangu was rather pro-monsters meaning many monster girls usually interact normally with the humans of the settlements.

The mamanos and humans saw Clark charging in saying, "Leroy Jenkins" with his Fume Sword. They assumed he was with the Order. So they dealt with him the best way they could, or rather a red oni would deal with him personally.

When Clark got closer the Red Oni pulled out a huge metal rod, and swung it overheard on top of Clark's head. He died instantly because the rod was able to easily kill him with its weight.

YOU DIED

The Bearer of the Curse arrived soon after.

"Well it looks like he died…" The Bearer of the Curse said.

"Sorry. I have a hard time controlling my strength, sometime," the Red Oni said with a sheepish smile on her face.

"It's fine. He deserved that for being stupid to charge here so recklessly," the Bearer of the Curse said.

"I see," the Red Oni said.

"Besides, if bonfires still work in this world, he should come back soon," the Bearer of the Curse said.

"By the way are you with the Order?" The Red Oni asked.

"No. I don't even know what that is," Bearer of the Curse said.

"Then you either lived under a rock your whole life or you're not from this world. Something about you doesn't feel human," the Red Oni said.

"Well I do have this curse that makes me undead," the Bearer of the Curse said.

"An undead?" The Red Oni said with intrigue.

"You can say that…" The Bearer of the Curse said.

Then Clark came back. Charging again. All while saying "Leroy Jenkins" at the top of his lungs.

Then a Ochimusha came around and did several slashes at crooks in his armor to make sure he is killed. And surprise surprise, he died.

YOU DIED

"Well if he keeps coming back, I guess it's okay," Ochimusha said with a shrug.

"I guess so then…" The Bearer of the Curse said with another shrug.

"So, what brings you here?" The Red Oni asked.

"I'm just wondering where I'm at..." The Bearer of the Curse said.

"I see," the Red Oni said. "Well you're in Zipangu."

She began to drink a gourd that was as big as she was.

"I am definitely not in my world," the Bearer of the Curse said. "But anyways can you point me in a direction I can go to?"

"If you want to go back to your own world, you should go see the White Goat," the Red Oni said.

"Sounds reasonable. Where can I find this White Goat person?" The Bearer of the Curse asked.

"You will find her at her Sabbath's main base," the Red Oni said.

"Where is that?" Bearer of the Curse asked.

Clark returned still saying that Leroy Jenkins war cry. The Bearer of the Curse sighed, and said: "Oh boy…"

He decided enough was enough and decided to hold him from doing anything,

"Let go of me! I go them this time!" Clark said as he began to wave the Fume Sword.

"We're leaving as you're just making yourself look like an idiot," the Bearer of the Curse said.

"Oh come on! I can beat them!" Clark shouted.

"No you can't. And where is the main base located?" The Bearer of the Curse said.

The Red Oni then pointed in the direction of where the Bearer of the Curse could go.

"Thank you very much," the Bearer of the Curse said.

"No problem," the Red Oni said. "Now if you excuse me I'm going to go and have a good time with my husband."

She left just as the Bearer of the Curse left while making sure that Clark doesn't do anything else.

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-3 days later, Meanwhile at a Road-

"Are we there yet?" Bob asked.

Both the Ashen One and Bob were traveling on a road of sorts in hopes of finding the way home. While traveling they heard of this place called Lescatie and so were traveling there.

"No we're not," the Ashen One said.

"Are we there yet?" Bob asked.

"No we're not," the Ashen One said.

"Are we there yet?"

"Are we there yet?"

"Are we there yet?"

"Are we there yet?"

"For the last time no, we are not," the Ashen One said as he was getting very annoyed from Bob's repeated questions.

They finally arrived, which was at Lescatie, the demon city where the Chosen Undead and Dylan where at.

"Now we are," the Ashen One said.

"Yeaaaahhhhh!" Bob said.

The Ashen One lit a bonfire that was nearby to the city. Just to be sure.

Anyways they entered unknown of there being two others from their world were in.

A/n: Yes that is right the Bearer of the Curse is here too and Clark is the embodiment of running headfirst with no plans whatsoever.

And you can see why there are three darksigns in the title picture because the represent the protags of the three dark souls games.