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'Thoughts'
"Speaking"
*Actions*
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-Time-
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-Demon Realm of the Sorcerous Sabbath-
So the Chosen Undead and Dylan were walking with Kuroferuru. They were going to where Shirokuto was, which was the Headquarters of the Sorcerous Sabbath. Accompanying them was Elt and his girlfriends who were curious about what the place was like.
"So what is she like?" The Chosen Undead asked.
"She's the best sister you can ever have! But she's so serious about magic!" Kuroferuru responded. "Her Sabbath is nowhere near as fun as mine!"
"...I see…" the Chosen Undead said.
"Because magic rules!" Dylan shouted.
"Don't make me agree with you…" the Chosen Undead said.
"Well, he has a point. I love the magic we use in my Sabbath! And Sis' magic is pretty impressive," Kuroferuru said.
"Do you love your sister despite not liking her sabbath?" The Chosen Undead asked.
"Never said I disliked her Sabbath, just that it's a little boring," Kuroferuru said.
"Oh I see then," the Chosen Undead said.
"I wonder what kind of nice treasures they'll have in there. I want them," Dylan said.
"Of course you would want that…" the Chosen Undead said. The blue knight sighs as he was unamused right now.
"I think I see a bonfire up ahead. You know what this means," Kuroferuru said. The Chosen Undead lit the bonfire. Dylan was looking for his short sword because he will take this as an opportunity to try to do what Patches do best, but the Chosen Undead knew he'd do that, and so did Kuroferuru because they aren't foolish.
So Dylan was stabbed by the Chosen Undead's iron sword, which was held by Wilmarina.
YOU DIED
The line comes the third time he gets stabbed in the back. Dylan died once again.
YOU DIED
Dylan kept dying until he stopped trying to do what he does best, fail at assassinating. Until he was just TIRED of being stabbed.
Dylan finally stopped being stabbed, and asked: "Why does everyone keep stabbing me in the back?"
"Because it's easy, and it does lots of damage," Wilmarina said. At the end of the repeated backstabbing, it sounds appropriate to say.
"Yeah!" Mimil shouted.
"But why are all they here anyway?" Dylan asked.
"We're interested in you. You're oddities, so we want to see how you'll handle it," Druella said.
"Yeah," Mersé said.
They were now inside the city, seeing mamanos with their husband.
'Those men have been assimilated by those monsters!' Dylan thought to himself. He was angry at seeing the men being "assimilated". "I must free those poor men from their fate!"
The wannabe Patches tried to get his short sword. Only for the obvious to happen again. He got backstabbed by Mersé.
YOU DIED
"Why would he do that?" Wilmarina asked.
"Because he seems to believe you are treating the males badly," the Chosen Undead said. "And because he hates seeing things like that in general. Just a couple kissing makes him go "ew"."
"Well that's stupid," Mersé said.
"I know," the Chosen Undead said.
"Why did you stop me from um putting the male guy out of his misery?!" Dylan said as he came back.
"Because we are getting tired of your "love equals misery" mentality," the Chosen Undead said.
"I'm not like that! It's just that the only true love is my love for gold!" Dylan said.
The Chosen Undead was unsurprised by what he has said but sighed anyway. From the sheer idiocy occurring.
"Greedy?" Kuroferuru asked.
"Very greedy," the Chosen Undead said.
"I see…" Mimil said.
"Greed is life! Greed is humanity's greatest virtue!" Dylan shouted.
"More like it's the second greatest sin. The first one being pride," the Chosen Undead said.
"Sin is just what delusional idiots say! Like all of y-" He was frozen by Wilmarina and shattered into pieces.
YOU DIED
"Shut up. Stop being a delusional idiot," Wilmarina said.
"Sometimes, I wish there was something that could make him go Hollow just so that I do not have to bother with him anymore…" The Chosen Undead said as he was annoyed and just sighed.
The group kept walking into the city.
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-Meanwhile-
The Ashen One and Bob were wandering about. They were thinking of where they should go back home.
"Are we there yet?" Bob asked.
"No we're not," the Ashen One said.
"Are we there yet?" Bob asked.
"No we're not," the Ashen One said.
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
The Ashen One was annoyed so much throughout the journey. Eventually, he and Bob arrived at the demon realm where the Chosen Undead and Dylan were at.
"Now we are," the Ashen One said.
"Yeaaaahhhhh!" Bob shouted.
Ashen One lit a bonfire. Just to be sure. They entered the city.
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-At the Same Time-
The Bearer of the Curse and his "friend" Clark arrived.
"I see a city! LEROY JENKINS!" Clark shouted as he rushed in forward.
"Idiot..." The Bearer of the Curse said as he went to light a bonfire which was closeby.
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-Meanwhile Back in the City-
The Chosen Undead was wondering for a long time why Dylan always kept accompanying him. He heard someone screaming "Leeroy Jenkins".
"Huh?" The Chosen Undead asked in confusion.
The mamanos accompanying him also noticed. They turned and saw Clark.
"Another one?" The Chosen Undead said.
'Another idiot?' Primera thought to herself.
The Chosen Undead facepalmed.
Clark was charging still saying his word cry. Until Wilmarina just rushed ahead and decapitated him.
YOU DIED
"He probably has a bonfire like you," Wilmarina said.
"I think so...and I dread it…" The Chosen Undead said as he sighs. Then the Bearer of the Curse arrived and sighed at the sight of Clark's dead corpse.
"I knew it was a horrible idea to let him do that…" The Bearer of the Curse said. He then looked and saw the Chosen Undead.
"That armor...could you be...?" The Undead said in shock. "The first Chosen Undead?"
"Am I that famous?" The Chosen Undead asked.
"You can say that...I never heard of the one besides you, though," the Bearer of the Curse said. "I do not know why but to tell you the truth there is yet another age of darkness…"
"Other?" The Chosen Undead asked.
"Yep. A new one will come as the fire is fading yet again," Bearer of the Curse said as he sighs. Then the Ashen One with Bob showed up.
"These armor sets... Could they be…" The Ashen One said in shock with Bob looking even more shocked.
"Is it those two?!" The Ashen One's idiotic "companion" said.
Bob and Kuroferuru saw each other.
"Move along, underage exhibitionist. Big brother has better things to do," the idiot knight said.
"Oh, you didn't just call yourself "big brother", did you?" Druella asked.
"What's wrong with that?" Bob asked.
"You're about to see soon," Druella said. Kuroferuru was grinning.
"Uh oh," the Chosen Undead said.
"Why is she grinning?" Bob asked.
"I don't like where this is going," Bearer of the Curse said.
"Me neither…" the Ashen One said.
The three competent undeads sigh.
"Let's have some fun, big brother!" Kuroferuru said.
BGM: Benny Hill Theme
She was running towards Bob.
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!" Bob shouted as he was running.
Bob was now running. Screaming for his life.
Mimil found it hilarious. She was laughing while rolling on the floor. The witch was laughing hysterically.
"Looks like someone is having fun," the Chosen Undead said.
"I can see that…" The Bearer of the Curse said.
"At least traveling will not be boring anymore…" The Ashen One said.
"By the way, who are you two?" The Chosen Undead asked.
"I am known as the Bearer of the Curse," the Faraam Knight said.
"And they call me the Ashen One. I am what is called an Unkindled," the Knight said.
"What's an Unkindled? I have never heard about that," the Chosen Undead said.
"Oh we're sort of like the undead and that we return when we die. However we come back from the dead to deal with the Four Lords of Cinder," the Ashen One said.
"I see but wait what four Lords of Cinder?" The Bearer of the Curse asked as he was confused.
"There are more Lords of Cinders than Gwyn?" The Chosen Undead asked.
"There will be," the Ashen One said. "They are Aldrich Saint of the Deep, the Abysswatchers, Yhorm the Giant, and Lorian the Prince of Lothric. And they were the ones who sacrificed themselves to keep the First Flame running."
"That's a lot to take in," the Chosen Undead said.
"Also, is there a difference between an undead and an Unkindled," the Bearer of the Curse said.
"As far as I know, we struggle with our connection to the Flame while you struggle with your connection to the Dark. And we only go hollow when we carry Dark Sigils," the Ashen One said.
"Also the world is ending," the Ashen One added.
"What?!" The Chosen Undead & the Bearer of the Curse shouted.
"No one can keep the fire running. It will run out sooner or later. And us unkindled can't fuel it like those a Chosen Undead," the Ashen One said.
BGM: Dark Souls 3 - OST - Firelink Shrine - Extended
The Chosen Undead really needed a purging monument, right now. To escape the approaching hollowing. The Bearer of the Curse was wondering if he will hollow right there and then.
Meanwhile, those who were listening to their conversation were silent. They are Elt & his girlfriends, Druella and Dylan. Kuroferuru did hear, but she was occupied. As the baphomet was still chasing Bob, who was still running and screaming like a girl, while Mimil was still laughing from the funny scene happening in front of her.
The Ashen One noticed that he might've said too much, having made their entire quests pointless.
"I think I said too much..." The Ashen One said.
"Yeah... The truth can hurt. This reminds me of how that traveler reacted the first time he heard the truth about the Chief God…" Druella said.
"Is there a way to erase memories?" The Ashen One said.
Clark came back rushing in saying, Leeroy Jenkins.
"More reasons to rob and kill everyone! Starting with that invader over here!" Dylan shouted.
He began fighting with Clark. They duked it out.
Which was just them clumsily hitting their swords without even bothering to hit their bodies or go for vital points.
"No seriously does someone have a memory wiping spell or something? If not then they'll both turn into hollows," the Ashen One said.
"Hollows? Is that bad?" Druella said.
"Bad doesn't even BEGIN to describe it," the Ashen One said.
"It is basically a fate worse than death...and that is it. For the more I explain it will trigger them becoming hollows even more," the Ashen One said. "And they might not come back through bonfires, either."
"That is really bad," Druella said.
"Oh and they also attack people indiscriminately," the Ashen One said.
"Even worse. I am not even willing to see if Demonic Energy works. It is not worth it," Druella said.
"So...do you still have those memory spells?" The Ashen One asked.
"I have amnesia by corruption, but…" Druella said.
She looked hesitant.
"I do not like the implications of corruption…" The Ashen One said.
"And it only really works on females and whoever becomes an Alp," Druella said.
"I do not want to know what an Alp is," the Ashen One said. He was getting VERY worried, and so was Druella for things weren't looking so good.
Kuroferuru, who decided that it might actually be a serious situation, decided to go get her sister. Leaving Bob alive, still a virgin and heavily breathing.
Everyone was worried about the Chosen Undead and Bearer of the Curse. Kuroferuru teleported to her sister and told her about what is happening. Shirokuto, knowing other dimensions, knew this was a serious issue. So the Baphomet teleported there herself, saw what was going on, and decided what must be done. She cast an amnesia spell on the Chosen Undead.
Then proceeded to do it on Bob, the Bearer of the Curse, Dylan, and Clark.
"Even him?" The Ashen One asked.
"Even him," Kuroferuru said.
"It's for the best," Shirokuto said.
"I see," the Ashen One said.
Shirokuto was able to successfully pull of her spell, and said: "There we go."
She then teleported away from the group. The Chosen Undead seemed confused.
"What was I doing?" The Chosen Undead asked.
"I do not know…" The Bearer of the Curse said as he scratched his helmets and so was the first of the Chosen to sacrifice himself to the First Flame.
"Let's never do this again…" The Ashen One said as he whispers to Kuroferuru.
"Right…." Kuroferuru said as she then turned to the others. "So who wants to meet my sister?"
The Chosen Undead raises his hand, even though he already told her he wanted to see her but raised his hand regardless, and the Bearer of the Curse raises his hand. Dylan doesn't. The Ashen One wasn't sure if he should raise his hand or not, having just seen her, but did so regardless.
Bob was still panting from being chased, his stamina has run out a long time ago.
Surprisingly, he was able to run for this long, which surprised Kuroferuru, who said: "Oh my! You can run a lot for someone who isn't a hero."
She was surprised and impressed.
"You definitely would make a good big brother for me!" Kuroferuru shouted.
"!" Bob was terrified and ran away. Once again being chased by Kuroferuru.
Cue the Benny Hill Theme as the idiotic Knight was being chased by the Baphomet while being chased.
A/n: Yep our protagonists from the three Dark Souls games show up here and their idiotic "friends" also meet each other too. Alongside Elt and his girlfriends being present alongside Kuroferuru, Druella, and Shirokuto to watch all of the events unfold except for Shirokuto who will show up (again) to talk to them all.