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'Thoughts'
"Speaking"
*Actions*
"YELLING"
-Time-
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-Forest Outside Lescatie-
Kuroferuru was still chasing Bob, who was running fast even though he should've run out of stamina a while ago. Despite running for so long, he was still screaming away from the loli Baphomet coming towards him, who didn't have to worry about stamina as she has inhuman stamina.
During the chase Clark, Bob and Dylan managed to get to know each other.
"Come here, soon-to-be big brother!" Kuroferuru said.
"How about no?!" Bob said as he was still running away.
Behind them, Clark and Dylan were following him.
Clark was trying to charge at Kuroferuru, Dylan wanted to steal something from the loli.
"LEEROY JEEENKIIINS!" Clark said.
Dylan was laughing so suspiciously. This chase went on for a while.
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-SpongeBob Narrator Voice: Many Hours Later-
Bob finally managed to hide somewhere where he won't be chased by Kuroferuru, while she was busy dealing with the other two for giggles.
By disguising herself to make them run off a cliff. The Baphomet's disguise being just a cloak that covers her from head to toes while making her best "little old woman" impression.
Bob felt lucky he would not get caught by her.
"LEEROOY!" Clark said but Kuroferuru moved out of the way. "JEEENK-"
He ran into a tree and died on impact.
YOU DIED
Kuroferuru was laughing loudly from that dumb scene. Dylan finally arrived.
"What is a young fellow like you doing in this part of this good old forest?" Kuroferuru said, doing her best old woman voice.
"Have you seen a black demon anywhere?" Dylan asked.
"A black demon? Do you think my eyesight has gone this bad? Of course, I've seen a black demon. She went this way." Kuroferuru said while pointing her finger.
Unknown to Dylan, it was leading to a cliff.
Kurofeuru was laughing and rolled on the ground in laughter.
YOU DIED
Both Dylan and Clark respawned.
"Why was there a cliff?" Dylan asked.
"I do not know…" Clark said.
"Now where did Bob go? Did he fall off as well?" Dylan asked.
"I do not know," Clark said.
"Might as well check, right?" Dylan said.
"Sure let's go do that," Clark said.
They went to check walking in the forest.
Bob was still hiding. He didn't want to risk coming out.
He did find a bonfire to light in the cave, before sitting down.
Bonfire lit, which he liked very much.
"Warm fire again," Bob said.
Then Dylan and Clark arrived.
"Oh hi Clark," Bob said. "And Dylan!"
"Hi!" They both said.
"So I take it you all don't like the Black Demon?" Bob asked.
"No, we don't." They both said.
"I see then…" Bob said. "Me neither. I'd rather not get near her. I'm pretty sure she's gonna trap our souls in our bodies and have a false soul take over. She already did that with that small witch, after all."
"Yeah. That's most definitely how it works. The opposite of the almighty disparity, am I right?" Clark asked.
"So true! Exactly as true as everything Patches says!" Dylan said. Kuroferuru heard them.
"Where did you ever hear of such things? Not even the Order says anything like that," the Baphomet said. The trio noticed her. But it seems that no one was in the mood for chases, for once.
"But it's true! You made a false soul toward that magical girl and trapped her soul into her body!" Bob said.
"If I did, I would know about that. And I'm pretty sure one of the three smart knights has something that can detect souls and tell you that they only see one soul," Kuroferuru said.
"You're lying!" Dylan said.
"Patches is lying," Kuroferuru said.
"But we're right! We don't accept your truth!" Bob said.
"Also, I don't think that's how disparity works," Kuroferuru said.
"It is, though! Disparity is perfect!" Clark said.
"Then give me a definition. I'd like to know how you define it," Kuroferuru said.
"That's easy! Allow me to explain!" Clark said.
"It's the true power of humanity! It's what makes us the supreme race! It's the reason why we can defeat anything and everything!" Bob said.
"Amazing, everything word of what you just said, is wrong," Kuroferuru said.
"But it is! We were able to survive in our world! Nothing could have stopped us!" Bob said.
"Didn't you die over and over and only "survived" because you keep reviving at bonfires?" Kuroferuru said.
"No, we didn't!" Clark said.
"I remember Dylan dying a lot in Lescatie. And you died a lot in this forest as well," Kuroferuru said.
"We get stronger!" Bob said.
"Maybe those three, who seem to be the only three to learn anything from their mistakes," Kuroferuru said.
"But we're better than them!" Bob said.
"I highly doubt it. I expect them to have the skills and brains to rout an Order battalion, even if they die a dozen times. While you will just keep dying without making any progress," Kuroferuru said.
"We can do that but better! We can take on what this world has to offer!" Clark said.
"Yeah, right…" Kuroferuru said as she didn't like what they said at all, and they were lying. The idiot trio were the only individuals believing in their lies. Their lies rang hollow as the Baphomet saw that Mimil's soul wasn't even imprisoned or taken over by a fake soul at all.
"Just you wait! We will prove EVERYTHING!" Bob said.
"Yeah!" Clark said.
"I'd like to see you try…" Kuroferuru said. She was going to be amused at seeing what will happen. "Also don't forget, my soon-to-be brother, there is much to do!"
"Oh no!" Bob said as he began to run again with Kuroferuru chasing him.
Cue Benny Hills theme music.
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-Over 3 Hours Later-
After 3 hours of running away from Kuroferuru, Bob was able to escape and met up with Clark & Dylan to discuss what they should do.
"I think we should join the Order," Dylan said.
"Yeah! I mean seriously the Order knows what they are doing!" Bob said.
"Yeah! These guys know what they're doing for sure!" Clark said.
So the trio of idiots is near a work camp where humans and demi-humans are put to work despite being neutral by the Order. These idiots didn't even know about this heinous act and consider the idea of joining the Order. As they thought they were doing the right thing.
Some of the work camp guards saw them.
"Yo! How's it going!" Clark said.
"Who are you?" Guard 1 said.
"We're new here. We hate perverts," Bob said.
"Are you talking about those heathens?" Guard 2 said.
"Yes!" Clark said.
"Yes! We can help out with dealing with those perverts and free those poor humans from those monsters!" Dylan said.
"By all means necessary!" Bob said. The guards finally made their unanimous decision.
"So? What is your decision?" Dylan said.
"Tell us," Bob said.
"Alright we'll let you all in," Guard 1 said.
"Hooray!" Bob said.
"Awesome!" Dylan said.
"Yeah!" Clark said.
The trio of idiots loved the response.
A/n: Now our band of idiots joined the Order because they think they are good. How wrong they are. Hope you enjoy this chapter.