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'Thoughts'
"Speaking"
*Actions*
"YELLING"
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-Somewhere in Zipangu-
"Tell me. Why did you want to slaughter those children?" This was the question of a woman wearing the Hunter's Set as her Hunter's Pistol was aimed at an Order soldier's head. This is none other than the Good Hunter, entrusted to seek the Pale Blood and transcend the hunt back in a place called Yharnam.
"Their existence is a SIN that must be cleansed in the name of the Chief God! Anyone who stands with them…" The Older soldier said as he drew a dagger out. "MUST DI-"
Then he got shot but didn't die. But wished he had as the Hunter then plunged her arm through his chest before ripping out his intestines.
"An example must be done. It doesn't matter how the monsters here want to spread peace, you are no better than pigs in the sewers," the Hunter said with disgust.
"Yo whatsup gurl!" Then a dumb guy said as he came around. He was wearing the Yharnam Hunter set.
The Good Hunter sighed heavily.
"Hi Ivan…" The Hunter said, clearly not wanting to see this Bad Hunter who is known throughout Yharnam for being an idiot who fails at his job to hunt beasts and even failing to actually know what is a beast and what is not.
The Hunter didn't want to be near this idiot.
"You got some blood, huh? Sweet!" Ivan said.
"What are you, a beast?" The Hunter asked as she clearly didn't want to deal with this.
"What no! I want some vials to heal with!" Ivan said.
"For the last time. No. I need these because I don't even know where we are and I don't even know if I may come out alive," the Hunter said as she gathered the blood and put them in blood vials. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find actual answers about our location."
She left.
"Well…time to go kill some beasts!" Ivan said.
He left.
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-Meanwhile-
"So you're telling me your world is coming to an end?" Kuro said.
"I can safely say that it is correct," the Chosen Undead said. "Sadly."
"So you need to go back, I presume," Kuro said.
"Of course," the Bearer of the Curse said. "Can't leave the world alone, after all."
"We have to," the Ashen One said. "The world needs saving, after all."
"I see," Kuro said.
"Lord Kuro. Do we need to return back to our world?" Wolf asked.
Kuro thought about it.
"I...do not know…" Kuro said. "I…never really gave much thought about it, until now…I will need to think about it…"
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-Meanwhile with the Hunters-
The Hunter was currently trying to see if she can talk to someone with common sense around here.
She was near a temple dedicated to a Ryu.
As she was curious about what a Ryu is, she went to the ones running this place.
"Excuse me," the Hunter said.
"Oh hello there stranger!" A Priestess said.
"Can you like tell me where I am?" The Hunter said
"I...well…" The Priestess said.
She couldn't believe that she didn't know where she was.
"Not in your world," a voice said from behind the priestess said. The priestess and the Hunter turned around and saw it was none other than Shirokuto.
"Welcome. My name is Shirokuto. And you are not the only one from a different world," Shirokuto said calmly.
"So does this mean that fellow hunters have been sent here too?" The Hunter said.
"Aside from the fool, no. They are not from your world," Shirokuto said.
"Huh? Are you telling me they come from the nightmares?" The Hunter asked.
"No," Shirokuto said. "They come from entirely different worlds."
"Speaking of which, how did you find out what where I was?" The Hunter asked curiously.
The priestess was watching this discussion. As they were talking, the Ryu arrived, curious about the current situation.
"I got the reports of your carnage against a caravan for one of the worst factions under the Order. And how they were brutally murdered," Shirokuto said.
"They deserved it," the Hunter said. "They want to kill everyone who does not worship this Chief God of theirs. Wouldn't be surprised if they're affiliated to Micolash, at this point."
"Speaking of which, who even are you?" The Hunter asked.
"Shirokuto, the White Goat," Shirokuto said with a polite bow.
"Ah, I see then. Well can you at least explain to me where I am?" the Hunter asked.
"I can," Shirokuto answered. "You are in Zipangu. A place full of mamanos from the east."
"I see. So not Yharnam anymore, I presume?" The Hunter asked.
"You are correct," Shirokuto said.
"I have heard that you spread peace, but I have yet to decide if you are doing it right or not," the Hunter said as she stared sternly at Shirokuto.
"I can assure you that we are infinitely better than the Order," Shirokuto said. "There may be some work to do, but at least we are trying to improve the livelihood of humanity."
"Well the other Hunter who came with me believes you all to be beasts who need to be hunted down and killed," the Hunter said. "But he thinks EVERYTHING is a beast to hunt and kill. So be on the lookout for that idiot."
"Do not think that he is the first fool to have set foot on this world. There are at least three more," Shirokuto said.
"Just great…" The Hunter said with a sigh. "More idiots..."
She didn't seem pleased at all.
"Well can you point me to where these other people are? The ones who aren't idiots?" The Hunter asked.
"I can teleport you there," Shirokuto said with a smile.
"Very well," the Hunter said. "It sure beats walking."
They then left via teleportation. As soon as they left. The Bad Hunter arrived.
"Hello?" Ivan said. "Where did you go?"
"Excuse me stranger? Are you here to see me," The Ryu asked.
"What the- A dragon?!" Ivan said as he was surprised to see this dragon in front of him. "This means only one thing…"
He pulled out this gun and Kirk hammer.
"Oh. You're the idiot…" The Ryu said as she sighed.
Then sent him away with a tail swipe. It hit him hard and sent him far away.
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-Back with the Chosen Undead & co-
Shirokuto arrived with the Hunter to the others. They saw the two.
"Wait, who is this?" The Bearer of the Curse asked.
"She does not seem to be from either of our worlds," The Ashen One noticed.
Wolf narrowed his eyes at the Hunter.
"A hunter. She is here to help with your quest," Shirokuto said.
"Hello everyone…" The Hunter said. "At least you seem smart."
"Hello," everyone said.
"And who is the other one?" Wolf asked.
"Oh, that small one is a Baphomet. She helped us," the Ashen One said.
"Hmmmm…" Wolf said.
"She seems young, now that I think about it," the Hunter said.
"Almost as if she is as old as me…" Kuro said.
Shirokuto chuckled.
"So…can anyone here explain to me who you all are?" The Hunter asked.
"Yes," the Chosen Undead said.
"Sit down," the Ashen One said.
"Though I am rather curious about where you come from…" The Bearer of the Curse said. "Other worlds are so interesting, after all."
"Well I was a foreigner who arrived to Yharnam to get the blood for its regenerative properties, though I became a hunter of beasts in return," the Hunter said. "Though the idiot who was following me up until now has been letting the hunt and the blood get to him. While I try to fix the beast problem. Might need to put him out, one day. I hope that the idiot that usually follows me around won't give everyone a bad impression of me…"
"Oh we are all followed by fools, so we understand," the Ashen One said.
"Great…I hope I never have to meet any of them…" The Hunter said.
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-Meanwhile with the Trio of Idiots…-
The three idiots were still looking for the culprit until the Hunter's idiot "friend" arrived, or rather fell, right in front of them and killed them on impact.
YOU DIED
Fortunately for them, their last bonfire was nearby.
"What was that?!" Clark asked.
"I don't know!" Bob shouted.
Near their bonfire is a lamp from which the Idiot hunter respawned. Also the messengers were at said lamp.
"Ow... Hey, little guys…" Ivan said.
The messengers groaned as they looked at him, seemingly not liking his presence.
"What the…" Bob said as he sees the Messengers just casually sitting there.
"What are those?" Clark asked, pointing at them.
"I dunno," Dylan said with a shrug. "Maybe they have something worth stealing?"
"Me neither!" Bob said as he and the other two were all so confused with what is happening.
"Who even are all of you?!" Ivan said. "Are you all beasts?!"
"I'm Bob and no I'm not a beast!" The "friend" of the Ashen One said. "The Black Demon is!"
"Clark's the name!" The dumb "companion" of the Bearer of the curse said. "If there's any beast, I'll charge at them and hit 'em till they die!"
"Name's Dylan!" The moronic patches wannabe said. "I'll be sure the beasts have empty pockets once he's done!"
"And I am Ivan, a hunter of Yharnam!" Ivan said.
"Cool! Can you help us hunt monsters?" Bob asked.
"Sure!" Ivan said. "That's what I live for! Hunting beasts and harvesting their blood!"
"Hooray!" The quartet of idiots said.
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-Meanwhile…-
The Hunter decided to reveal more of where she came from to Wolf, Kuro, the Chosen Undead, the Bearer of the Curse and the Ashen One.
"So as I said earlier I was originally a foreigner before arriving to a place called Yharnam, seeking their blood that can cure anything from broken bones to even life threatening diseases," the Hunter said. "I got a contract and I had to go on a long hunt to stop another hunt. Can you believe that? A Hunter stopping a hunt by hunting? Sadly Ivan is too stupid to get a headache from that. Anyway, I have hunted and killed a whole bunch of beasts before I came upon an awful truth after talking to a hunter by the name of Djura. He told me that the creatures that I have been hunting…have been humans the whole time…I should've seen it coming, to be honest…"
"I...see…" The Ashen One said.
"I also realized something terrible. The blood actually comes from these beings known as the Great Ones, powerful and hard to understand creatures capable of creating and hosting dreams, from what I heard," the Hunter said. "It's as gross as you think."
Wolf and Kuro were listening to what she was saying, and they didn't like it.
"How did this blood pop up?" The Chosen Undead asked.
"An organization by the name of the Healing Church began to distribute the Old Blood to others," the Hunter said. "Also said blood actually can cure any diseases and heal any wound."
"Healing Church?" The Chosen Undead asked.
"Lead by Laurence, the first Vicar, and later Cicars, it single-handedly brought about both the end of Yharnam and it's golden age due to distributing the blood. Yeah, not as nice as the name implies," the Hunter said. "And if you are wondering, I did encounter Laurence."
"You did?" The Bearer of the Curse asked.
"Or rather his bestial form. He turned into this big fiery dear monster who instantly roasted me the moment I gave his skull back to him," the Hunter said. "Way to say "thank you", am I right? What a jackass…"
"Do you have the means of returning from death?" The Ashen One asked.
"Yes. But it's a bit complicated," the Hunter said.
"Oh? And how is it complicated?" The Bearer of the Curse asked. "It can't be as complicated as a curse that takes a toll on your soul and your humanity, right?"
"You see, I can come back through this dream of sorts called the Hunter's Dream and I can then go back to the waking world to deal with the one who killed me," the Hunter said.
"Never mind," The Bearer of the Curse said.
"And what is this Hunter's Dream?" Kuro asked.
"It's this nice place inhabited by an old man named Gehrman and the Plain Doll," the Hunter said. "You'll like it better than him, I presume."
"And who's Gehrman?" Kuro asked.
"He's my mentor of sorts. But other than that, he also says some REALLY cryptic stuff while I visit," the Hunter said.
"Wouldn't be the first one I meet who does…" The Chosen Undead said, sighing as he remembered Frampt.
Then Ivan and co showed up.
"Oh my please no…" The Hunter said as she didn't want to see their faces at all. The others weren't amused, either.
"Hey there little guy are you lost?" Ivan said.
He approached Kuro as Wolf got ready to slice him down on the spot, hand ready to unsheathe his sword.
"No. Just don't…I didn't want to see your ugly faces here at all," the Hunter said.
"YOU'RE HERE?!" Ivan said, shocked.
"Yes I am, you idiot," the Hunter said. "You seriously didn't notice me?"
She facepalmed at this idiot.
"So what of it?" Bob asked.
"What were you doing, all this time?" The Ashen One said.
"Oh me?" Bob said. "I'm looking for villains!"
"Which may include some werewolves! They have to die! Under my boot!" Clark said.
Everyone with a brain then said, "No."
"Why not?! They must be killed!" Clark said as he was determined.
"They trap souls!" Dylan said.
"Yeah! They make the real women trapped while a fake one takes over!" Bob said.
"Also they are beasts and that is reason enough to kill them all!" Ivan said.
Shirokuto looked at them with a WTF look on her face, and so did the rest.
"Where did you even get such stupid ideas?" The Ashen One asked.
"Probably from the dark abyss that fills their heads," the Hunter said. "Because it is as cavernous as it is deep."
"Which makes too much sense," the Chosen Undead said as he sighed. "Must be a gateway to the Abyss itself."
"I'm just wondering why you, Ivan, haven't died truly yet. I saw you flying from here," the Hunter said. "By this point, the sun will rise on Yharnam before you die for good..."
"I am made of steel!" Ivan said proudly.
"No I saw you earlier get absolutely destroyed by some shadows of Yharnam while traveling with me to get to Mergo," the Hunter said. "I mean really, they cut and roasted you like a chicken."
"They were cheating!" Ivan said.
"In the hunt, there is no such things as playing fair. Those shadows don't playing by the book. They just did what was the most effective and ganged up on you to make sure you died," the Hunter said. "And I used the distraction to dispose of them."
'I am very lucky to not have an idiot accompany me and lord Kuro…' Wolf thought as he sighed heavily.
"So what are we waiting for you guys?! Let's go murder some werewolves!" Bob said.
"MURDER! YYYEEAAAHHH!" All the idiots said.
They all got bonked on the head by the smart ones.
"No," the smart ones said.
"Just, no…" Kuro said.
"I have no word for this…" Wolf said.
"Sometimes, I wish you could just turn Hollow, already…" The Chosen Undead said as he sighed.
"By the way everyone, I have to go somewhere. It won't take long but something has come to my attention in a snowy region ruled by a Snow Queen. It won't take long, I promise," Shirokuto said as she left. "It has to do with two other individuals who will be very important very soon."
"I wonder who they could be…" The Ashen One wondered.
A/N: Yeah so the Hunter is also here, too! Told you things would be getting even crazier as two more Soulsborne protagonists show up. First from Sekiro, then from Bloodborne.