Terumi vs Nine and Jubei
Terumi: "Okay, I know I probably had it coming, but seriously!? Animal mating calls!? That's a new low even for you!"
Happy Rachel vs Happy Valkenhayn
Rachel: "Fetch!"
Hakumen vs Angry Valkenhayn
Hakumen: "Fetch!"
Happy Mu vs Happy Noel
Mu: "If you're seeing me when you look in a mirror, you should probably go see a doctor. You're clearly not well."
Angry Tsubaki vs Ragna, Jin & Noel
Tsubaki: "Trust me when I say this; Incest is NEVER a good idea."
Lambda vs Noel, Mu and Nu
Lambda: "Okay, which of you three put the Super Hot Chillis in my omelette?"
Lambda vs Grinning Nu, Happy Mu and Shocked Noel
Nu & Mu: "She did!"
Miffed Makoto vs Dr Litchi
Makoto: "Give it to me straight Doc; is it supposed to look like Cream Cheese?
Celica vs Ragna
Celica: "I bet a friend I can get you to say three words to me tonight."
Ragna: "You lose."
Happy Jin vs Hibiki & Defeated Kagura
Jin: "Wrote in your diary. '10am. See how I look in pantyhoes'."
Relius vs Terumi
Relius: "Rachel's dead. Just thought you'd want to know."
Terumi: "How can they tell?
Taokaka vs Platinum, Carl and Bang
Taokaka: "Just finished my run on a meowsical."
Sad Platinum: "Yeah, we were there. You sang 'Memory'. And now we all wish we could forget..."
Izanami vs Hazama, Relius and Phantom
Izanami: "Everyone repeat after me: 'We are all individuals!""
Jin vs Hazama
Jin: "You are many things. 'Employee Of The Month' is not one of them."
Makoto vs Shocked Tsubaki & Shocked Noel
Makoto: "Girl! I wanna take you to a gay bar!"
Angry Nine & Trinity vs Happy Terumi
Nine: "Good god! What the hell did you season that chilli with?"
Terumi: "Pepper Spray."
Happy Embarrassed Schoolgirl Tsubaki & HES Noel vs Schoolgirl Makoto
Makoto: "Look, while I'm real happy for you two, please could you film it for me next time?"
Makoto: "Or at least let me watch."