Happy Trollzama vs Happy Relius & Angry Izanami
Hazama: "And in further news, shots were fired at the Imperator this morning. I know; I fired them."
Angry Terumi vs Everyone else in Battle Stance
Ragna: "Yeah, I think that this time we can safely say that you're completely screwed!"
Jin & Tsubaki vs Noel & Makoto
Tsubaki: "His penis is like an anaesthetic jab; one prick and I'm numb for hours."
Defeated Hazama vs Angry Mu, Angry Nu & Angry Lambda
Hazama: "Got myself three Walking, Talking, Sleeping Living Dolls."
Happy Schoolgirl Tsubaki vs Happy Schoolboy Jin
Tsubaki: "Oh, Chlamydia! What a wonderful gift!"
Ragna vs Defeated Hazama
Ragna: "Well, they may have acquitted him but he certainly looked like a paedophile."
Es: "The hills are alive! With the sound of music!"
Bullet vs Makoto
Bullet: "You've never felt true pain till you wear hot pants and someone gives you a wedgie..."
Battle Stance Azrael vs Happy Tager
Azrael: "Ding dong! Ding dong! Your dick's this long!"
Nine, Jubei & Hakumen vs Terumi
Angry Nine: "I don't care what he did! Nothing is a good enough excuse to set an innocent boy on fire!"
Terumi: "He said he was a fan of Justin Beiber."
Nine: "...Carry on. Forget I said anything."
Happy Schoolboy Jin vs Angry Dr Litchi
Jin: "Got it bad! Got it bad! Got it bad! I'm hot for Teacher!"
Angry Bullet vs Tager
Bullet: "Why do I have to wear a life jacket? I already have two buoyancy aids!"
Amane vs Carl & Angry Relius
Amane: "Sorry, but rules are rules; If you're taller than that cutout, you can't go on the ride!"