Bikini Noel & Bikini Celica vs Swim Ragna & Swim Kagura
Noel: "Do they really qualify as swimming trunks?"
Ragna: "Does that really qualify as a swimming pool?"
(Real one)
Angry Jin vs Makoto & Ragna
Jin: "No! Giving him a blow job does not constitute 'A Warm Drink'!"
Hakumen vs Angry Rachel
Hakumen: "Well, at least she doesn't sparkle..."
Relius vs Trollzama
Relius: "I'm sorry, but it takes more to get a blowjob than writing 'bon apetit!' down the length of your penis and flashing random passers-by."
Angry Ragna & Angry Rachel vs Happy Radio Terumi
Terumu: "Hi. I'm sorry, but I can't come to the phone right now; too busy being a complete dick. Just leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you never."
Angry Bang vs Radio Hazama
Hazama: "Harro! You froo to Tony Wong's Takeaway!"
(Happened to someone I know. Sort of)
Happy Tsubaki vs Happy Jin & Happy Makoto
Tsubaki: "Oh, at least you enjoyed your evening. I'm sorry for being suspicious of you."
Angry Tsubaki vs Happy Jin & Happy Makoto
Jin: "No, you were right to be suspicious. I shagged her."
Hibiki vs Defeated Kagura
Hibiki: ""Where everybody knows your name!"...sadly for you, that includes the Bouncers."
Happy Swim Ragna, Noel, Celica and Kagura
All: "LET'S GET NAKED!"
Happy Termui & Happy Imperator vs Shocked Everyone else
Terumi: "It's not Necrophilia! It's NecRomance!"
Battle Taokaka, Angry Jubei & Torakaka vs Angry Terumi
Terumi: "I think I've just wandered into an episode of Samurai Pizza Cats..."
Ragna, Makoto & Rachel vs Hazama
Ragna: "Any ideas how to get rid of him other than a big fat bribe?"
Makoto :"We could always just elect him vice-president; that way we'd never hear from him again..."
(And then Joe Biden happened. 30 year old Brick Joke)
Angry Ragna & Celica vs Battle Stance Terumi, Relius, Nine & Izanami
Ragna: "You want her? I just got one thing to say to you."
Scared Ragna & Angry Celica vs Battle Stance Terumi, Relius, Nine & Izanami
Ragna: "Do anything you want to the girl, just don't hurt me!"