Happy Noel vs Defeated Tsubaki, Defeated Makoto & Defeated Hakumen
Noel: "So, what did you think of the Christmas Pudding?"
Sad Noel vs Defeated Tsubaki, D Makoto & D Hakumen
Tsubaki: "I think I've died. Again."
Makoto: "It sits on the tongue like finest meringue...and on the stomach like a concrete bowling ball."
Hakumen: "If I could barf I'd be onto my fifth bag by now."
Happy Jubei, H Valkenhayn & Hakumen vs Angry Terumi
(Sung to the tune of The Most Beautiful Girl In The World by Prince)
J, V & H: Terumi (H: Terumi) you're the ugliest man in the world!
Hakumen: "You're so damn ugly! You're so ug-leh!"
J, V & H: "And your face (H: And your face) is the reason that we're gonna hurl! BLEURGH!"
Happy Izayoi vs Happy Jin
Izayoi: "C'mon! It'll be a wholly new way to join the Mile High Club!"
Shocked Tsubaki, S Noel & S Makoto vs Happy Radio Jin
Jin: "I just thought you'd like to know that I'm completely naked and playing with myself."
Shocked Noel vs Happy Radio Mu
Mu: "The radio is off. I'm actually speaking to you from inside your own head. But still, there is absolutely no need to panic. None whatsoever."
Happy Battle Stance Ragna & HBS Terumi vs Shocked Rachel
Wagna: "Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting wabbit!"
Terumi: "Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh."
Hazama vs Sad Tsubaki
Hazama: "The long face of the law."
Miffed Makoto vs Radio Kokonoe
Kokonoe: "Sorry, can't do anything for you; I've yet to fulfill my Obstructive Mentor quota for today."
Makoto: "Seriously Professor, you're about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican."
(Bururaji!) Happy Christmas Chibi Jin, Noel, Tsubaki, Makoto & Ragna vs Angry Christmas Chibi Izanami
R, J, N, M & T: "We wish you weren't living with us! We wish you weren't living with us! We wish you weren't living with us! We're not happy you're here!"
And on that note, Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.