Ragna vs Defeated Nu

Nu: "All I tried to do was carve my name into your back and you try to drive a stake through my eye! What the hell d'ya call that!?"

Ragna: "I dunno, Grounds For Divorce?"

Ragna & Teruzama vs Defeated Makoto, D Nu & D Bullet

Terumi: "Sheesh, you lot have absolutely no staying power! You just can't get the groupies anymore!"

Platinum vs Nu & Izanami

Platinum: "Looks like there was definitely someone on the design team who has a thing for Gap Moe."

Happy Jin vs Happy Kagura, H Tsubaki and Hibiki

Jin: "So in short the squad's budget will...mmmh...do excuse me, I think I've just come."

Defeated Ragna vs Happy Terumi

Terumi: "So much for the Groin Attack eh Raggy? Lucky me I always wear a box!"

Defeated Ragna vs Angry Terumi & Happy Relius

Relius: "Really? I always thought it was a Chastity Belt."

Terumi "You what!? Who the hell do you take me for!? Tsubaki!?"

Tsubaki (from off screen): "HEY!"

Nerdgasm Makoto vs Tager, Hakumen & Susanō'o

Makoto: "So, tell me what happens after the machines take over the world."

Tager: "(sigh) All I can say is that it is going to involve a lot of lubricant."

Mai & Kajun vs Kokonoe

Kokonoe: "Right, I need you to set up the NMR Spectrometer for the samples that came in yesterday, prep the bacterial cultures to be going overnight, and realign the aerial coz my TV's giving me nothing but static! And get me a damn coffee!"

Kajun: "Is that all? And what would you like me to do with my other hand in the meantime?"

Makoto, Mu & Lambda vs Ragna

Ragna: "Stripper Squirrel, Girl-On Girl and Moe-kumo! How can things possibly get worse?"

Happy Makoto, H Mu & H Lambda vs Shocked Ragna & Happy Nu

Nu: "Heeeee~eeeeeeey!"

Ragna: "Yandere-Chan! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Rachel & Valkenhayn vs Happy Bang

Rachel: "Ladies and Gentlemen, may we, as part of our Am Dram season, now present "A Quick One, While He's Away".

Valkenhayn: "I play the old engine driver...The seducer."

Bang: "And I play the girl scout..."

Happy NOL Noel

Noel: "Good evening and welcome to the NOL Six O'clock News, and no, I'm not wearing any."