Happy Nu, Happy My & Happy Lambda Vs Angry Noel

L, M & N: "2! 4! 6! 8! You've been putting on some weight!"

Yandere Evil Tsubaki Vs Shocked Jin

Tsu: "PLEASE NOTICE ME, SENPAI!"

Hakumen & Arakune vs Scared Noel & Mai

Hakumen: "This sounds like a job for-"

Battle Stance Hakumen & BS Arakune vs Miffed Noel & Mai

H & A: "-Boundary Buddies!"

Makoto Vs Arakune

Arakune: " Look Mack, I can transform into many things. The Super Orgasmatron 9000 is unfortunately not among them."

Miffed Makoto: "Awww. So how about something with tentacles? I dunno...Shuma-Gorath?"

Nerdgasm Makoto Vs Battle Stance Arakune

Arakune: "Now that I can do."

Angry Schoolgirl Tsubaki vs Scared Schoolgirl Noel

Tsu: "What are these? Learning drugs? They're illegal! You're in very serious trouble! Where did you get them? I want names! I want places! I want dates!"

Shocked Schoolgirl Tsubaki Vs Smirking Schoolgirl Noel

Noel: "Tsubaki Yayoi! Her locker! This morning!"

Jin vs Tsubaki, Noel & Makoto

Noel: "I wish we could all just forget about that game of Twister. I mean, we could all see you weren't wearing any pants."

Smiling Jin vs Shocked Tsu, Angry Noel & Nerdgasm Makoto

Jin: "What do you mean, weren't?"

Smiling Amane, Smiling Azrael & Trollzama vs Ragna, Jin & Kagura

Hazama: "We'd got one! We've got two! We've got two more poofs than you!"

Battle Stance Ragna vs BS Jin

JIn: "So, we gonna throw down?"

Ragna: "No, I'm gonna throw down, you're gonna throw up."

Relius & Angry Izanami Vs Hazama & Terumi

Izanami: "So I enter your quarters to find you two in a passionate embrace in bed. How could you possibly contemplate making...love...to yourself?"

Relius: "Well, why break the habit of a lifetime?"

Tager vs Platinum, Carl & Bang

Tager: "I was walking around back of the ship when I saw the captain giving one of the waiting staff a real brow beating."

Happy Tager vs Angry Platinum, Miffed Carl & Defeated Bang

Tager: "It was a stern telling off." (rimshot)

Kokonoe vs Defeated Lambda

Kokonoe: "We put the K in Kwality!"

Smiling Izayoi: "Virginity like bubble; one prick, all gone."