Tager & Kokonoe vs Dr Litchi & Roy
Kokonoe: "Some guy came into my room last night dressed as the devil and said he was going to eat me."
Kokonoe: "I then pointed out to him that all animals with hooves and horns are Herbivores and went back to sleep."
Jin: "I think I've finally discovered the greatest thing since sliced bread."
Happy Jin vs Sleeping Tsubaki
Jin: "The snooze button."
Hazama, Ragna & Kokonoe vs Izanami
Miffed Izanami: "It was part of the company's Continued Improvement Policy for us to stick the sign saying 'Think' by the sink."
Angry Izanami: "It was not an excuse to put another with 'Thoap' over the soap dispenser!"
(exit Izanami)
Trollzama & Happy Ragna: "HIGH FIVE!"
Defeated Evil Tsubaki vs Hazama & Izanami
Tsubaki: "Excuse me, Sir, Your Majesty, I was asked to deliver a message from Ragna The Bloodedge
Happy Battlestance Ragna & Defeated Evil Tsubaki vs Angry Hazama & Izanami
Ragna: "I R in ur base. Killing ur d00ds. U Mad?"
Kokonoe & Sad Tager vs Es
Kokonoe: "Do you have anything that will fit my boy? He has a large backside!"
Defeated Kagura: "Syphilis! All I wanted was a Clitoris! Now it's getting really hard to piss!"
(Sung to the tune of Yesterday by The Beatles.)
Battle Stance Jubei vs BS Nine
Nine: "The Wedding vows stated 'Till Death Do Us Part'. So it definitely looks like an easier and much cheaper alternative to Divorce."
Shocked Izanami vs Angry Makoto
Izanami: "Good Lord, what created such foulness?"
Happy Izanami vs Sad Makoto
Izanami: "Is this product of union betwixt woman and squirrel?"
Naoto vs Makoto
"Who's that girl there? I wonder what went wrong so that she had to roam the streets."
Naoto vs Angry Makoto
"She don't do major credit cards. I doubt she does receipts."
Schoolgirl Noel Vs Tager
Tager: "Now not just anything can use a Black Hole as a Wormhole to other parts of The Universe. Due to the forces involved, only objects of great mass can survive."
Angry Schoolgirl Noel & Trollzama Vs Angry Tager
Hazama: "And that's why you gave up your diet."