Noel: "People in glass houses shouldn't throw what?"
Mu: "Down?"
Lambda: "Parties?"
Nu: "A Tantrum!"
Happy Jubei vs Angry Kokonoe
Jubei: "Oh Annie! I'm not your daddy!"
Chibi Noel vs Chibi Kagura
Kagura: Giz a kiss!
Shocked Noel: "Whaaaaaa!?"
Kagura: Giz a kiss!
Dazed Noel vs Happy Kagura
K: "Oh, she's a great snogger!"
Roy vs Dr Litchi
Roy: "I was in The Samaritans once."
Litchi: "I know. For a day."
Roy: "I couldn't take anymore."
Angry Litchi: "I don't blame you; you spoke to five people and they all committed suicide! I mean, one was a wrong number! He only wanted the cricket scores!"
Roy: "Is it my fault that those people chose that day to jump off buildings? It made the papers, you know. 'Lemming Sunday' they called it."
Hibiki vs Drunk Kagura
Kagura: "Listen, I'm in a spot of bother. I was wondering if you could come and pick me up."
Hibiki: "Well, where are you?"
Kagura: "On the Bathroom floor."
Relius & Shifty Carl vs Defeated Tao
Relius: "Well that test was pretty conclusive; cats have one life."
Dr Litchi vs Angry Izanami
Litchi: "Here we are Mrs Johnson, just take three of these pills twice a day, you'll soon be living again."
Radio Hazama & NOL Noel vs Defeated Jin
Noel: "Sir, Captain Hazama is on the phone."
Jin: "Kindly tell him that I am currently on the lavatory..."
Angry Radio Hazama & Shocked NOL Noel vs Defeated Jin
Jin: "...and unfortunately I can only deal with one shit at a time!"
Happy Bang: "The art of the 'Seven Ways Of Going' was mastered by all ninja. Using it, they were able to disguise themselves as anything or anyone."
Sad Bang vs Hazama
Hazama: "We at the office use it to disguise the fact that we never do any work."